LOSERS ASSEMBLE IN SMALL GROUPS AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THE COACHES AND OTHER PLAYERS - WEEK TEN 2009

hahah, not goodie!

http://i33.tinypic.com/xfqhwh.gif

dude always has this look like he's walking up the driveway to tell you he hit your dog with his car

lol dude that is an amazing description

i loled @ this email in simmons' column today

"Andy Reid is a great coach for 3 and a half quarters. In baseball, most starting pitchers do their job really well for most of the game, then need a little help to finish it out. I think you see where I'm going with this. The Eagles need a closer. A coach that they can bring in at the end of close games when they're trailing, or winning by a touchdown or less (save situations). As asinine as this sounds, tell me Eagles fans wouldn't strongly consider it."

Either have the Clock Management Closer come in and stand next to him, or even better, just have Reid actually leave the sideline and head into the locker room like a baseball pitcher. He could even get a standing O on his way out. I would love this. Who wouldn't love this?

i would love this

Green Bay's record since Nov. 2, 2008: 6-11. The six wins? Chicago (twice); Detroit (twice); St. Louis; Cleveland.

jesus...

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as soon as he uses his first 2nd half timeout, ie around two minutes into the 3rd quarter, oompa loompas should come onto the sideline and roll him off to the locker room

aha, that accounts for why i keep imagining that green bay is a better team than they are, that last win over chicago was pretty awesome.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4651092

On his Twitter account Friday morning, Ochocinco continued to poke fun at himself by tweeting "Barrack I've just been fined again, can we meet to set up a fun rule please. I can't go to mcdonalds for 2 weeks now."

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/football/nfl/11/11/ochocinco.ap/index.html

Story Highlights
* Chad Ochocinco tweeted that he planned to send mustard to Steelers
* Bengals coach Marvin Lewis told Ochocinco he couldn't do it
* Last week, Ochocinco sent deodorant to the Ravens defense

the mustard thing is kind of a head scratcher. am i being dense?

heinz field, brah

btw lol & <3<3<3 those story highlights

the half-time interview with Ocho was the highlight of last night's game. full thing to air this Sunday if you have the NFL channel, I guess.

lol, maybe if it was ketchup i would've got it.

i think that's the joke--it is not ketchup

lol, yes

ochocinco mailed stars of david to auschwitz, etc

heinz makes mustard too...?

stop being an asshole, forks

before i send some sirloin to your apt

so wait, did he sent deodorant to the Ravens because they smell good? what is going on I am confused

*send

Always a gracious host, Chad Ochocinco sent a special gift for the Ravens ahead of their trip to Cincinnati this Sunday. On 105.7 FM earlier today, Ochocinco said he ordered gift baskets with deodorant to be sent to the Ravens’ secondary as well as Ray Lewis and Ed Reed. According to Ravens Insider:

“I not only sent them gift baskets, but I sent them something they could use so they don’t sweat,” Ochocinco said.

feel free to send all beef my way

This dude is insane:

http://www.fastcompany.com/blog/ken-carbone/yes-less/penalty-nfls-helmets-kick-season-unneccessary-blandness

i dig that skins helmet

yeah, i was confused the 2nd time because heinz also makes mustard. ocho is clearly operating a level beyond my puny powers of comprehension.

This thing is really hard to look at:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2453/4090502658_b891488c64.jpg

me 2 - the pats helmet should just be the old pat logo imo

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a66/beksmommy/evel_catwalk.jpg

should go for the full uniform revamp

tom brady looking dope in that pic

i like the 'skins helmet but nix the other two

also, why is it so hard for people to figure out that the Browns weren't named after a color. i will pummel, with my perfect golden fists, the next person who refuses to comprehend the sublime beauty of the name Browns

http://i36.tinypic.com/351y4x4.jpg

we need a hatcat compendium

hatpatcat helmet is the way to go

i want to see tom brady come onto the field sunday wearing hatpatcat helmet and a red white and blue leather cape. maybe they could replace the ball in the logo with peyton's severed head.

kyle orton just finished his eight busch ice, laughed uproariously, and crushed the can on his forehead

― see-those-tit-ies (J0rdan S.), Thursday, November 12, 2009 11:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lolllll

dude always has this look like he's walking up the driveway to tell you he hit your dog with his car

― because she looks awesome, like in the face (forksclovetofu), Thursday, November 12, 2009 11:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lolllll again

also re: the mustard thing, ochocinco made a comment on his twitter about how the steelers won't be able to 'ketch-up with me' or something

god it's like you guys dont even read OGOchOCinco... yall make me sick

cutler looks like he's about to tell you that you should also get a new air filter, not just an oil change

also omar i am so sorry for your lots :(

http://sports.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/bratty-jay-cutler-traded-to-chicago.jpg

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he can look fuckin awesome (cf the first TD pass to olsen last weekend) or horrendous (last night).

pics are making me begin to believe cutler is 1)huffing glue 2)a zombie

he looks like a young, psycho deniro in that last one

Andy Reid is like the Anti-Schottenheimer. That dude would start trying to kill the clock half way through the 3rd quarter. It would end up fxxcking him just as much as Reid's crazy lets throw three in completions and burn 40 seconds while taking a time out for everyone to tie their shoe kind of clock management.

I think a big problem is that the Bears seem to be trying to run the exact offense as they have run for the last few years except with no running game. Cutler needs to quit screwing up, but I think it is not too much to ask to have someone who can snap the ball in a shotgun either. Having to constantly pick the ball up off the rug when throwing a quick slant often leads to mistakes.

Considering their o-line is a bit screwy and yet they have a ton of speed in the skills guys, I think theoretically the Bears would be best trying to run some no-huddle stuff running out of the shotgun. That would not let clubs substitute to blitz like mad and could get some mismatches by getting the ball into Forte, Hester, Knox's hands letting them get a shot at making someone miss without having to have a big truck size hole cleared up by a lineman.

there is a cutler praise ban in effect until next media cycle