Miami Dolphins Thread of Despair

also a jew

Okay, okay. Fiedler was a decent-to-good quarterback. And a Jew. He made my people proud.

But we've spent a loooooooong time wandering in the desert since then.

Fiedler is one of those guys like Garcia and Warner who didn't even really get a chance to play until he was close to 30.

You have to think this might be the end for Pennington. The guy has had a bad shoulder for a long time. He hung around alot longer in the NFL than some thought.

Dan Marino was so good he completely changed how Shula coached. That dude was a total run the ball down their throat and play solid D guy and they turned into like a super high scoring passing attack. Marino lost quite a few games where he would throw for 5 TDs. It was crazy. The Dolphins had near absolute zero running game the whole time he was QB.

I'm kinda of a MAC stan and was always rooting for Pennington- its' too bad he was always getting banged up

Yeah the Marino era Dolphis were something else but it was bizarre how Shula could never get a consistent ground game going. In the 70's with Griese the 'phins would throw the ball like 12 times a game.

http://img2.ifilmpro.com/resize/image/stills/films/resize/istd/2805716.jpg

just checked the box score for the 72 super bowl and griese was 8 for 11. and Earl Morral started 9 games that year at QB for the Dolphins which I can never get my head around

wait hang on

http://dork457.ggot.org/DanMarino.gif

it was bizarre how Shula could never get a consistent ground game going

maybe b/c when you a once-in-a-lifetime QB/squeaky wheel like marino falls in your lap you end up developing an O-line that can maintain a perfect horseshoe pocket for weeks but can't run-block for shit?

oh no doubt, but it was strange to see a run first type of coach go completely aerial in his philosophy as he got older. He was going with his main strength obv.

Like Levy running the single wing with the Chiefs and then going to a no huddle with the Bills. I dunno, Noll and Landry really never changed all that much.

Tom Landry was pretty much a genius on both sides of the ball. The guy developed the modern 4-3 defense with the Giants and his offense with the Cowboys pretty much put together the modern style offense especially in the passing game by using the shotgun, shifting the setup and putting people in motion.

Marino was a witch. If Miami got the ball back with any time down a score, you pretty much knew your team was screwed, especially if you were a Jets fan. That ropeadope he pulled against the Jets faking the timeout was really cool. I saw him bring the Dolphins back 2 TDs in like 5 minutes against the Colts in person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aHq1P7gccY

Yes, I agree about Landry, but earl can you see Landry going to an entirely pass offense or getting rid of his flex defense? Shula coached Super Bowl teams in the 60's the 70's and changed dramatically when Dan M. started.

Maybe it was the talent available to him at the time.

I think Shula is greatest football coach of all time imo btw

"the" greatest

god

I'm into my 2nd bottle of wine so, um, I'm hedging my bets etc.

I'm into my 2nd bottle of wine so, um, I'm hedging my bets etc.

in vino at least arguable veritas and shit

http://anzam.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/captureda.jpg

Cobbs out for the remainder of the season ;_;

I didn't realize Chad Henne compared favorably to other good young NFL quarterbacks at this stage of his career. Not amazing numbers, by any stretch, but pretty good.

brandon marshall predicts his best year yet!

hm. miami will be lucky to be 8 -- 8. i think it's more likely we'll be 6 -- 10, and we could start off 1 -- 8.(n.1)

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(n.1) first 9 games: buffalo (probably a win), then vikings, jets, patriots, packers, steelers, bengals, ravens, titans (all of which could be losses).

Don't mope. Assuming Ricky and Ronnie didn't get run into an early grave last season, and that Chad Henne keeps improving, there'll be plenty of opportunity for Marshall to catch bombs in the endzone. That's a tough schedule to open the year, but my position as a rubbernecking Dolphins observer has come very close at this point to being an honest fan....so I'm, uh, optimistic?

oh, i'm not moping! i'm still recovering psychologically from the 1 -- 15 season. to me, 8 -- 8 is fantastic.

but i'm not excited about henne as a quarterback. something so . . . bland about him, and this team, to me.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/03/26/new-dolphins-logo-is-leaked/

THE DOLPHIN ISN'T WEARING A HELMET ANYMORE! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

If anything, they should've made it perfect like this:

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/dolpgif16.gif

this is absolutely terrible

yeah horrible news

okay destroy this team now

http://nbcprofootballtalk.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/ku-medium.jpg

FAIL

wtf it looks like a passenger plane now fffffuuuuuuuuuu

GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT

GIVE THE DOLPHIN A HELMET

YES ^^THIS!

there is so much in football that is NOT awesome

a dolphin in a helmet is awesome. ;_;

Pretty much the fall of the Dolphins comes at the same time the Patriots rose to prominence.

You kind of remember them not being that great with Jimmy Johnson and Dave Wannstedt, but really they were average or a playoff team most of the years through them (at least until Wannstedt's last year).

my memory of the Dolphins in the 90s is mostly Brian Cox spitting at the crowd

and now he's a successful assistant coach lol

RIP dolphin wearing another team's helmet.

cannot believe Miami's insensitivity to dolphin head injury risk

rip best recursive logo

ugh new logo ugh

Jeff Darlington ‏@JeffDarlington -- —> RT @MiamiDolphins: NEWS: The Miami Dolphins and General Manager Jeff Ireland have mutually agreed to part ways

breaking news.

awww i thought this thread was going to be about actual dolphins. Drat.

actual dolphins form a more dynamic football team than the miami dolphins, so . . .

good call fins

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ otmfm

I heard his mom is a whore

Per Salguero, Ross wanted to hire someone who would have operated at a level above Ireland, holding most if not all of the authority Ireland currently possesses. Though Salguero names no names, many will speculate that Ross wanted to install former Chiefs G.M. Carl Peterson in that role.

Why not just fire the guy, dummy

here's my thought. weeks ago, ross assured ireland he was safe. ross values loyalty and keeping a promise. so here, at this crossroads, he says "i'll honor my promise to keep ireland," but then imposes conditions that prompt ireland to leave. actually savvy, if intentional.

but ugh to peterson as "football czar," by the way.