ILH, help me name my third kid!

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Kid is due TODAY! We will induce Friday if he hasn't come yet. Hopefully he waits til at least tomorrow cos I'd like to watch the Dubs/Mavs on espn tonight obv.

So pick the best NBA name. fyi there's a few in here that are on our 'actual' short list.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Swaggy 4
Iggy 2
Shabazz 2
Nash 2
Matt Armstrong 2
Dirk 2
Lorenzo 2
Calvin 2
Draymond 2
Ekpe 1
Thaddeus 1
Kendrick 1
Pau 1
Gustavo 1
Omer 1
Steph 1
Cedric 1
Giannis 0
Kentavious 0
MCW 0
Orlando 0
McBob 0
Festus 0


Al He Miola (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 16:25 (five years ago) Permalink

Voted Swaggy

乒乓, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 16:32 (five years ago) Permalink

Write-in for Birdman

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 16:33 (five years ago) Permalink

haha you are totally naming him steph

k3vin k., Wednesday, 11 December 2013 16:41 (five years ago) Permalink

which is a cool name as far as i'm concerned

k3vin k., Wednesday, 11 December 2013 16:41 (five years ago) Permalink

ha MAYBE

Al He Miola (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 16:44 (five years ago) Permalink

voted gustavo cause i was just jammin to this song which is v beautiful and sad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nSuTSyymvU

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 16:54 (five years ago) Permalink

So many dope names but would've gone Dirking had it been an option.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 16:56 (five years ago) Permalink

Worldbfree

am0n, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 17:06 (five years ago) Permalink

voted steph

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 17:12 (five years ago) Permalink

nash obv the other real one, that seems like a cool first name

k3vin k., Wednesday, 11 December 2013 17:15 (five years ago) Permalink

Gonna also suggest Clay / Klay

乒乓, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 17:20 (five years ago) Permalink

Clayton is on our real list, forgot that in the poll.

Al He Miola (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 17:46 (five years ago) Permalink

congrats again btw, best of luck

k3vin k., Wednesday, 11 December 2013 17:57 (five years ago) Permalink

yes! same. very exciting.

along with m bison's kid yours are the second generation of ILHers

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:16 (five years ago) Permalink

ha thanks fellas

Al He Miola (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:18 (five years ago) Permalink

clayton is a cool name, i have a v. good friend who is a clayton.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:18 (five years ago) Permalink

im not into the 'K' version, personally.

Al He Miola (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:19 (five years ago) Permalink

Can't go wrong with a name like Dirk. It has all the enduring qualities of an easily concealed weapon, which might also have jewels inlaid on the handle.

Aimless, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:22 (five years ago) Permalink

Write-in campaign for Clayphen.

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:32 (five years ago) Permalink

I seriously think Pau is a cool name, although I dislike its NBA owner

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:33 (five years ago) Permalink

ctrl+f "kobe" ?????

am0n, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:34 (five years ago) Permalink

voted Matt Armstrong but it's pretty obvious where my heart is on this matter.

Clay, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:35 (five years ago) Permalink

ctrl+f "bean" xp

乒乓, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:35 (five years ago) Permalink

which is dirk if that's not clear xp

Clay, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:35 (five years ago) Permalink

btw best of luck dude! v v exciting times. Three kids dang, you're totally outnumbered now.

Clay, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:40 (five years ago) Permalink

yeah we're screwed really. Kobe and everything about him can do one. I want no part of him or his name.

Al He Miola (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 18:47 (five years ago) Permalink

birdman

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 21:06 (five years ago) Permalink

Jim, after Jim Barnett

polyphonic, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 21:41 (five years ago) Permalink

lol now we're talking.

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 21:42 (five years ago) Permalink

otm, lil Jimmy

Al He Miola (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 21:44 (five years ago) Permalink

luol

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 21:48 (five years ago) Permalink

Greivis

Clay, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 21:50 (five years ago) Permalink

OTM, Greivis is a scary-ass name. I would not fuck with a kid name Greivis.

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:04 (five years ago) Permalink

luol

― mookieproof, Wednesday, December 11, 2013 4:48 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark

Mookie another fine choice as well

乒乓, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:09 (five years ago) Permalink

What if Greivis grew up to become a general?

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:13 (five years ago) Permalink

dude, BARON

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:27 (five years ago) Permalink

no nm, I'm calling dibs on that one

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:27 (five years ago) Permalink

My wife doesn't like Baron, but it was my #1 a couple months back!

Al He Miola (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:31 (five years ago) Permalink

Calling a little kid 'Boom' would be the best thing ever

Al He Miola (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:31 (five years ago) Permalink

smush

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:33 (five years ago) Permalink

Raef

乒乓, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:36 (five years ago) Permalink

Skip

Al He Miola (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:37 (five years ago) Permalink

Javale

Clay, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:39 (five years ago) Permalink

ice cr?m

Clay, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:40 (five years ago) Permalink

Detlef

乒乓, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:45 (five years ago) Permalink

metta

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:47 (five years ago) Permalink

Dikembe.

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:55 (five years ago) Permalink

Anfernee.

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:55 (five years ago) Permalink

Zydrunas

DNP-dizzy (weatheringdaleson), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:57 (five years ago) Permalink

Vlade Spottie Ottie

乒乓, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:58 (five years ago) Permalink

haha

Al He Miola (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:59 (five years ago) Permalink

Pippen

Clay, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:02 (five years ago) Permalink

Dwyane

polyphonic, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 23:14 (five years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 12 December 2013 00:01 (five years ago) Permalink

Vlade Spottie Ottie
― 乒乓, Wednesday, December 11, 2013 5:58 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Thursday, 12 December 2013 01:42 (five years ago) Permalink

Not having Joey as an option is criminal. He's everybody's favorite ref.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 12 December 2013 01:47 (five years ago) Permalink

And congratulations to you and your wife.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 12 December 2013 01:47 (five years ago) Permalink

how do kids 1 & 2 vote?

but yeah, vlade

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 December 2013 03:01 (five years ago) Permalink

If you named him Vlade, he could be nicknamed "The Impaler".

Aimless, Thursday, 12 December 2013 03:19 (five years ago) Permalink

What no joakim

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 12 December 2013 21:43 (five years ago) Permalink

Congrats btw ilh gen2 going strong

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 12 December 2013 21:43 (five years ago) Permalink

Voted dirk but Thaddeus is a really good name

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 12 December 2013 21:46 (five years ago) Permalink

He's heeeeeeeeeeere!

Still no name but just ran Thaddeus by the wife and she was kinda into it! Hmm

Al He Miola (Spottie), Thursday, 12 December 2013 22:40 (five years ago) Permalink

Started going into labor 15 minutes after the steph buzzer beater so there may be something to that.

Al He Miola (Spottie), Thursday, 12 December 2013 22:41 (five years ago) Permalink

congrats dude

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 December 2013 22:52 (five years ago) Permalink

!! Congrats to you and healthy baby and mom!

No naming until poll results are in imo

Clay, Thursday, 12 December 2013 22:52 (five years ago) Permalink

Ha fair enough.

Al He Miola (Spottie), Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:01 (five years ago) Permalink

Congrats dude! :) :) :)

乒乓, Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:08 (five years ago) Permalink

Congrats!

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:19 (five years ago) Permalink

Thanks everyone!

Al He Miola (Spottie), Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:27 (five years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 13 December 2013 00:01 (five years ago) Permalink

well that settles it

k3vin k., Friday, 13 December 2013 00:03 (five years ago) Permalink

Congrats to you and your wife on baby Swaggy!

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Friday, 13 December 2013 00:04 (five years ago) Permalink

Dirk robbed

Clay, Friday, 13 December 2013 00:09 (five years ago) Permalink

Lol swaggy! Ha good to see the love for Lorenzo too we are kinda leaning towards that maybe.

Al He Miola (Spottie), Friday, 13 December 2013 00:26 (five years ago) Permalink

you're gonna at least nickname the kid Swaggy, right

SHAUN (DJP), Friday, 13 December 2013 00:36 (five years ago) Permalink

Yes indeed. How could we not!? He won the poll

Al He Miola (Spottie), Friday, 13 December 2013 00:39 (five years ago) Permalink

You have to honor the homerism though! Swaggy can be the Splash Bro.

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Friday, 13 December 2013 00:41 (five years ago) Permalink

Baron is still in the running! Steph for a middle name maybe too.

Al He Miola (Spottie), Friday, 13 December 2013 00:45 (five years ago) Permalink

welcome to the world lil swaggy congrats!

lag∞n, Friday, 13 December 2013 03:07 (five years ago) Permalink

Went with Lorenz0 btw

Al He Miola (Spottie), Sunday, 15 December 2013 03:43 (four years ago) Permalink

Nice! A subtle tribute to 53 point scorer Tony Delk.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 15 December 2013 03:54 (four years ago) Permalink

ha, cool did not know that was his middle name!

Lorenzo Romar is the name I always think of

Al He Miola (Spottie), Sunday, 15 December 2013 04:11 (four years ago) Permalink

congrats spot dawg

lag∞n, Sunday, 15 December 2013 16:02 (four years ago) Permalink

yea dude

k3vin k., Sunday, 15 December 2013 16:10 (four years ago) Permalink

Thanks fellas!

Al He Miola (Spottie), Sunday, 15 December 2013 18:14 (four years ago) Permalink

Called him Swaggy a couple times yesterday. I think it might stick.

Al He Miola (Spottie), Sunday, 15 December 2013 18:15 (four years ago) Permalink

haha yes

lag∞n, Sunday, 15 December 2013 18:18 (four years ago) Permalink

four years pass...

Vlade Spottie Ottie

― 乒乓, Wednesday, December 11, 2013 3:58 PM (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hall of Fam (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 07:56 (five months ago) Permalink


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