#focus#mustwin#playoffs#drama? : 2013 NBA playoffs

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wade tried to bust a written on sager, way to clown yourself dwyane

joe smith avatar (agent hibachi), Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:53 (eleven years ago) link

sonned by a cyclops in a plaid suit beef

joe smith avatar (agent hibachi), Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:54 (eleven years ago) link

prince's jumper form is gross

call all destroyer, Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:58 (eleven years ago) link

let's see another team get offed tonight

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, May 15, 2013 9:51 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes please let Durant get some rest and let's put down Fisher for good measure

joe smith avatar (agent hibachi), Thursday, 16 May 2013 02:02 (eleven years ago) link

Btw I love when network dudes clearly didn't get to their twitter names before squatters looking at u "@heymartysnider"

joe smith avatar (agent hibachi), Thursday, 16 May 2013 02:04 (eleven years ago) link

haha man all the basketball people in my twitter hate perk so much im starting to feel bad for him

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 May 2013 02:12 (eleven years ago) link

Brian Phillips ‏@runofplay 6m
His whole attitude is like, "It's not me! It's only the hams I'm made of that are violent!"

Brian Phillips ‏@runofplay 9m
My God, Zach Randolph in person. He's like a happy monster made out of violent hams.

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 May 2013 02:12 (eleven years ago) link

Taco Trey Kerby ‏@treykerby 53s
Maybe the reason Serge Ibaka never played in the Olympics is because Spain's coach always saw Marc dominating him in practice.

ha burn

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 May 2013 02:14 (eleven years ago) link

dying @ violent hams

call all destroyer, Thursday, 16 May 2013 02:18 (eleven years ago) link

imagine a world where nick collison could figure out how not to foul

call all destroyer, Thursday, 16 May 2013 02:20 (eleven years ago) link

Why is Russell in a luxury box? Is his knee contagious?

joe smith avatar (agent hibachi), Thursday, 16 May 2013 02:39 (eleven years ago) link

yeah its really weird

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 May 2013 02:40 (eleven years ago) link

All the reaction shots of depressed Russ are like the Inverse of all the shots of smug Elway every time Peyton completed a pass

joe smith avatar (agent hibachi), Thursday, 16 May 2013 02:41 (eleven years ago) link

someone needs to talk to tayshaun abt taking fewer horrible contested jumpers

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 May 2013 02:46 (eleven years ago) link

i saw z-bo play in person once or twice and can confirm violent ham composition

joe smith avatar (agent hibachi), Thursday, 16 May 2013 02:46 (eleven years ago) link

man durant is really not getting any easy looks

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 May 2013 02:51 (eleven years ago) link

someone needs to talk to tayshaun abt taking fewer horrible contested jumpers

― lag∞n, Wednesday, May 15, 2013 10:46 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tayshaun's entire game is hideous. was this always the case and i just wasn't paying attention?

call all destroyer, Thursday, 16 May 2013 02:53 (eleven years ago) link

Why is Russell in a luxury box? Is his knee contagious?

― joe smith avatar (agent hibachi), Wednesday, May 15, 2013 10:39 PM (6 minutes ago)

i think they keep all the dudes with recent knee ligament tears away from the bench just in case someone comes flying at them? kobe was away from the bench most of that first round iirc?

chuck comes out shooting at scotty brooks

call all destroyer, Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:04 (eleven years ago) link

chuck going in on okc big men too

joe smith avatar (agent hibachi), Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:09 (eleven years ago) link

chuckster's been really good lately, playoffs got him fired up or he figured out to have a cup of coffee during the first game or something

joe smith avatar (agent hibachi), Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:11 (eleven years ago) link

lol wow board of governors meeting re kings to seattle

http://i.imgur.com/3SYYgtQ.png

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:16 (eleven years ago) link

ibaka taking it from tayshaun

moullet, Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:27 (eleven years ago) link

yeah I def float around on the ether looking for a mistress 2nd team to cling to

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, May 15, 2013 5:33 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah being a dubs fan and basically never being in the playoffs really made me find a mistress or two every season. Always have had a thing for the Nuggz and the Suns or just whatever underdog.

It is honestly really weird having a team to root for in the playoffs. Jacks with my whole psyche.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:29 (eleven years ago) link

Prince had game in Detroit hay days but it was mostly defense and scrap points. He was ok at mid range but you cant rely on a shot with a flaring elbow like that.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:30 (eleven years ago) link

it's crazy how durant at the 4 and collison at the 5 seems to have worked for OKC, who could have predicted

pondexter cornerrrrr

moullet, Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:07 (eleven years ago) link

theyre cooked

moullet, Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:13 (eleven years ago) link

incredible to think ed davis isnt even playing

moullet, Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:14 (eleven years ago) link

TA <3

moullet, Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:19 (eleven years ago) link

rip kd

Clay, Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:33 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/I5onR5Q.png

moullet, Thursday, 16 May 2013 04:35 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/9AXHPBH.png

乒乓, Thursday, 16 May 2013 11:43 (eleven years ago) link

lil b otm

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 May 2013 12:01 (eleven years ago) link

Darius Soriano ‏@forumbluegold
In the 29 minutes Marc Gasol & Tony Allen shared the floor in game 5 the Grizzlies had a Defensive Efficiency of 65.6. That's craziness.

moullet, Thursday, 16 May 2013 12:42 (eleven years ago) link

dang

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 May 2013 12:46 (eleven years ago) link

sweet jesus that's just straight suffocation

joe smith avatar (agent hibachi), Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

memphis and indiana once again reminding us that top defense + average offense gets you as far as you want in the playoffs

joe smith avatar (agent hibachi), Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:09 (eleven years ago) link

as long as your opponents aren't that good

though this series was sort of close for a 4-1 win, not sure if that tells us that memphis is not crazy good; or that they will only win squeakers b/c of their offense-defense mix; or that okc was not completely horrible without their second and third best players and even an exhausted, solo durant is incredible

joe smith avatar (agent hibachi), Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:11 (eleven years ago) link

can definitely see Mumphis making it to the finals this year though

frogbs, Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:11 (eleven years ago) link

xp to k3v right, though it definitely gets you further on average than top offense and mediocre defense usually save some exceptions like this year's gsw and mid 2000s suns (who id argue were really somewhat below mediocre defense but nuclear-level offense)

joe smith avatar (agent hibachi), Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:13 (eleven years ago) link

looking forward to z-bo's run of national commercials next year if they make it to the finals

joe smith avatar (agent hibachi), Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:14 (eleven years ago) link

Crazy that both Rip and Tayshawn were still playing important playoff minutes in 2013.

ヽ(´ー`)┌ (CompuPost), Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:26 (eleven years ago) link

you can make it to a certain point with average offense/sick defense but even when the celtics won the title they were top 10 in offensive efficiency

grizz & pacers weren't even in the top 15

J0rdan S., Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:26 (eleven years ago) link

@tomhaberstroh: Perkins finished with a NEGATIVE PER in the playoffs. -0.7 = worst ever with 200+ mins.

乒乓, Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:38 (eleven years ago) link

gordon hayward breathes a sigh of relief

I think Pacers were in the top half of either PPG or PPP in the second half; really a totally different team offensively once they settled in. Not sure what the numbers say, but they looked historically bad during the first 20-30 games.

Wouldn't be surprised if Memphis, esp. post-Gay, have steadily improved offensively.

ヽ(´ー`)┌ (CompuPost), Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

negative PERk

call all destroyer, Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

Is Memphis offense really bad or is the pace just slow?

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Thursday, 16 May 2013 14:45 (eleven years ago) link


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