rolling thread for chronicling the misadventures of dwight howard, nba center

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brimstead, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 03:56 (eleven years ago) link

thesis statement, for posterity: http://deadspin.com/5958111/deadspin-nba-shit-list-dwight-howard-the-superman-of-unfunny

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 04:02 (eleven years ago) link

Instead, he says the exchange had to do with confusion over whether it was supposed to be him or Blake Griffin involved with a play.

“Pop was diagramming a play for me, and then as he showed us what to do he kept saying, ‘Blake,’” Howard said according to the LA Times. “So Blake and I are confused, but he keeps saying Blake, so Blake takes off his jersey and goes into the game.

“Pop sees me and wants to know why I’m not in the game running the play, so I tell him he kept saying Blake so Blake went in. He wasn’t swearing at me.”

kind of lol mostly sad

乒乓, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 12:38 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/XL0nbCP.png

乒乓, Thursday, 28 February 2013 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

media quotes dwight, diwght accuses media of twisting his words http://www.latimes.com/sports/basketball/nba/lakers/la-sp-lakers-fyi-20130307,0,5226872.story

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 March 2013 14:11 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/story/_/id/9099510/dwight-howard-los-angeles-lakers-vows-payback-play-golden-state-warriors-david-lee

"He got away with a shot," Howard said, according to Yahoo! Sports. "I will remember this game. I will remember that shot. He said he wasn't trying to do it. You can look at the play and see it for yourself. I will take care of it later."

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

"I can shoot the ball from anywhere. I've just got to have confidence in myself," Howard said.

moullet, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 02:13 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/5K6eTCL.png

乒乓, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

resonable

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/nNUpbLw.jpg

乒乓, Thursday, 18 April 2013 02:44 (ten years ago) link

he dances, he is so funny

Z S up HOOS down (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 18 April 2013 02:46 (ten years ago) link

that picture is kinda perfect w the fish eye, looks like hes pulling reality in

lag∞n, Friday, 19 April 2013 02:01 (ten years ago) link

I hope everyone saw Dwights pregame speech from yesterdays game!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kBsnkavkA0

Z S up HOOS down (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 19 April 2013 02:29 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR46eRds0xo

Clay, Monday, 29 April 2013 03:23 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ8N95LIrk8

Clay, Monday, 29 April 2013 03:24 (ten years ago) link

we really need to get a lip reader on that

lag∞n, Monday, 29 April 2013 18:29 (ten years ago) link

Hohotat 9 hours ago
I read his lips. He yelled at Mitch: "Dont put your hands on me like somebodys bit$#h,,,,

am0n, Monday, 29 April 2013 19:34 (ten years ago) link

yo

lag∞n, Monday, 29 April 2013 23:39 (ten years ago) link

nah

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 April 2013 23:41 (ten years ago) link

i love that the youtube cut ends w/ a split second of kobe being all 'smh'

乒乓, Monday, 29 April 2013 23:41 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/dskaYF0.png

乒乓, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link

"misutilized"??

what the fuck.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Dwight Howard to voice cartoon turkey in time-traveling turkey movie

Two turkeys from opposite sides of the tracks must put aside their differences and team up to travel back in time to change the course of history - and get turkey off the holiday menu for good.

Clay, Saturday, 15 June 2013 01:18 (ten years ago) link

dwight is a genuinely weird dude

lag∞n, Monday, 1 July 2013 04:13 (ten years ago) link

weird dude energy

乒乓, Monday, 1 July 2013 04:47 (ten years ago) link

Please please please don't go to the Warriors

polyphonic, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:08 (ten years ago) link

warriors could be a contender w dwight man

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:24 (ten years ago) link

dwight should go to cbs on wednesdays at 8:30, do something family-friendly, follow his bliss.

Clay, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:26 (ten years ago) link

dwight's a jesus dude, iirc, mark jackson might be able to get him to harness his talent more effectively.

brimstead, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:28 (ten years ago) link

dwight has harnessed his talent extremely effectively up to this point

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:29 (ten years ago) link

dwight's a jesus dude w/ 8 children by 8 diff't women iirc

Clay, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:30 (ten years ago) link

dwight thread needs every post to begin with 'dwight'

Clay, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:31 (ten years ago) link

aldwight, is how its going so far

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:32 (ten years ago) link

@MySportsLegion: A Houston adult store is offering Dwight Howard free condoms for life if he signs with the Rockets.”

乒乓, Thursday, 4 July 2013 02:07 (ten years ago) link

there's something he actually needs

call all destroyer, Thursday, 4 July 2013 02:13 (ten years ago) link

haha

Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 4 July 2013 02:13 (ten years ago) link

@WojYahooNBA Holed away in Colorado, the Lakers are still prominent in Dwight Howard's mind, sources tell Y! Rockets remain strong, Warriors lurking.

what's happening here in this tweet, it weirds me out

Clay, Friday, 5 July 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link

the poetic woj

call all destroyer, Friday, 5 July 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link

what r the lakers doing in colorado, not the best state for them

lag∞n, Friday, 5 July 2013 17:27 (ten years ago) link

some nice lakes there

http://www.mountainlake.com/mlp/scenes3/duchar21.jpg

call all destroyer, Friday, 5 July 2013 17:28 (ten years ago) link

true

lag∞n, Friday, 5 July 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BOZYISqCAAErO9b.jpg

call all destroyer, Friday, 5 July 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link

That looks like he's making the world bleed.

Stately, plump Carey Mulleeegan (Leee), Friday, 5 July 2013 19:14 (ten years ago) link

he is, basically

call all destroyer, Friday, 5 July 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link

dwight is gonna play for the los angeles flying bloody horse bridges

BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, GOT THE T-SHIRT TO PROVE IT (m bison), Friday, 5 July 2013 19:24 (ten years ago) link

Why am I not surprised this dumbass already got pinched for not wearing a mask

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 July 2020 21:28 (three years ago) link

lol seems like easy money in retrospect

call all destroyer, Saturday, 18 July 2020 01:58 (three years ago) link

dwight just generally not big on prophylactics

circles, Saturday, 18 July 2020 05:09 (three years ago) link

Lol. If you count the farts too my mans got a real problem with expelling

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Sunday, 19 July 2020 02:37 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

he's batman now

Sam Amick: "Dwight Howard apparently liked my idea of going with the "Batman" moniker in this series where he has bullied the "Joker."

"Batman's coming for you, Joker!" he yelled at Nikola Jokic from the bench three times near the end of the first quarter..."

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 17:58 (three years ago) link

lmao

Spottie, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 17:59 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

All-Star Joel Embiid also began recruiting Howard, sources said.

big mistake buddy!

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 November 2020 03:16 (three years ago) link

those two are gonna be a DELIGHT together

Clay, Saturday, 21 November 2020 04:53 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...
one month passes...

Dwight says he has started calling Tobias Harris “Prince Harris” because after the shot at the end of the Lakers game, “it was game...blouses”

— Kyle Neubeck (@KyleNeubeck) February 1, 2021

a nice controlled drift (Spottie), Monday, 1 February 2021 03:15 (three years ago) link

SIGH

lag∞n, Monday, 1 February 2021 03:43 (three years ago) link

seven months pass...

its painful how hard he tries and fails to be funny

a talented ‘Rebel’ with Balls (Spottie), Thursday, 23 September 2021 18:03 (two years ago) link

he clearly grew up watching a lot of eddie murphy

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 September 2021 20:26 (two years ago) link

referring to dwight as "the champ" is a weird reading of his career imo

"liking" (Clay), Thursday, 23 September 2021 22:35 (two years ago) link

he claimed it to be true himself before he even was one

a talented ‘Rebel’ with Balls (Spottie), Thursday, 23 September 2021 22:42 (two years ago) link

seems like the kind of show that would appeal to him: glitzy, cartoonish, stupid, but with a big audience who cheer and scream like mad for every C-List celebrity who shows up.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 23 September 2021 23:29 (two years ago) link

I think that clip gave me a seizure. The kids these days with their entertainments, I tell ya

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 24 September 2021 02:01 (two years ago) link

I still can't believe this show is real

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 24 September 2021 02:09 (two years ago) link

singing competition shows seem like such an old fashioned idea, like a thing that was popular in the mid 20th century and no ones thought of them since, except of course theyve been everywhere for the past 20 years

lag∞n, Friday, 24 September 2021 02:17 (two years ago) link

the masked one is a copy of a korean show iirc

call all destroyer, Friday, 24 September 2021 02:29 (two years ago) link

ten months pass...

Dwight Howard was a surprise participant at the WWE Tryout in Nashville today. He told me he legit wants to join the WWE one day. pic.twitter.com/LiUnNqPsdv

— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) July 28, 2022

Spottie, Friday, 29 July 2022 07:18 (one year ago) link

the most obv retirement career for him

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 29 July 2022 15:09 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

Dwight Howard announces that he's headed overseas to play in Taiwan for the Taoyuan Leopards.

(via taoyuan_leopards/IG) pic.twitter.com/ur9KL0Vdxh

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) November 8, 2022

im a beacon of light (Spottie), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 06:35 (one year ago) link

bon voyage you goofy fool

Clay, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 06:47 (one year ago) link

Idk why more washed superstars don’t go this route. Looks so fun lol

im a beacon of light (Spottie), Sunday, 20 November 2022 03:33 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

shaqs hate for dwight has always been funny

Shaquille O’Neal agrees Dwight Howard being in Hall of Fame is questionable after matchup with Sim Bhullar: https://t.co/U2E4qTSPvm

— NBACentral (@TheNBACentral) January 20, 2023

four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:22 (one year ago) link

that is a large man

call all destroyer, Friday, 20 January 2023 19:41 (one year ago) link

yeah he makes dwight look really small

four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:44 (one year ago) link

dwight is such a clear hofer its a testament to how annoying he is that this conversation is happening

lag∞n, Friday, 20 January 2023 19:46 (one year ago) link

yup

four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:57 (one year ago) link

would be hilarious if he didnt make it on grounds of being annoying lol. sorry no one wants to hear your hof speech pal

four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:58 (one year ago) link

i mean it's 50/50 he has to wait a few years as punishment for his jokes

omar little, Friday, 20 January 2023 20:23 (one year ago) link

can we get sim bhullar to join the lakers

POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 January 2023 20:26 (one year ago) link

over/under on dwight fart jokes in his HOF acceptance speech?

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 23 January 2023 15:37 (one year ago) link

haha

four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Monday, 23 January 2023 16:19 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Dwight Howard in the 3PT contest in Taiwan 👀

pic.twitter.com/ezlNtpmm4P

— NBACentral (@TheNBACentral) March 1, 2023

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 01:06 (one year ago) link

still a better showing than mj

micah, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 02:19 (one year ago) link

five months pass...

Dwight Howard’s customized Rolls Royce tuns on when his championship ring makes contact with the hood ornament 🤯💍

(via @DwightHoward/ IG) pic.twitter.com/Ns5Nwf4TMF

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPoints) August 28, 2023

nobody respects the chair (Spottie), Monday, 28 August 2023 19:06 (seven months ago) link

one month passes...

felt right to post this in here

https://x.com/SportsCenter/status/1708918028157513976?s=20

is he disgruntled adrian? (voodoo chili), Monday, 2 October 2023 18:57 (six months ago) link

x dot com, fucking hell

Deandre Ayton wants to dominate in Portland 😤

(📸: @DannyMarang) pic.twitter.com/Jd1IBOvIkv

— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) October 2, 2023

is he disgruntled adrian? (voodoo chili), Monday, 2 October 2023 18:58 (six months ago) link

lol yeah he has these characters he does too https://sports.yahoo.com/deandre-ayton-portrays-different-characters-different-times-thanks-part-green-goblin-211206976.html

lag∞n, Monday, 2 October 2023 21:06 (six months ago) link

these are the kinds of things you find amusing when you sleep 2-3 hours per night

is he disgruntled adrian? (voodoo chili), Monday, 2 October 2023 21:38 (six months ago) link

lol true

lag∞n, Monday, 2 October 2023 21:39 (six months ago) link

very excited to chronicle the misadventures of deandre ayton, nba center

Clay, Monday, 2 October 2023 22:01 (six months ago) link

three weeks pass...

nooooo comment

k3vin k., Wednesday, 25 October 2023 21:23 (five months ago) link


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