http://www.slamonline.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/dwight_howard_groucho_glasses.jpg
― Clay, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 03:52 (nine years ago) link
http://s23.postimage.org/iltmaaajv/Picture_112.jpg
― brimstead, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 03:56 (nine years ago) link
thesis statement, for posterity: http://deadspin.com/5958111/deadspin-nba-shit-list-dwight-howard-the-superman-of-unfunny
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 04:02 (nine years ago) link
http://larrybrownsports.com/basketball/gregg-popovich-dwight-howard-all-star-game/175883
then
http://larrybrownsports.com/basketball/dwight-howard-denies-gregg-popovich-swearing-at-him/176391
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 12:32 (nine years ago) link
Instead, he says the exchange had to do with confusion over whether it was supposed to be him or Blake Griffin involved with a play.“Pop was diagramming a play for me, and then as he showed us what to do he kept saying, ‘Blake,’” Howard said according to the LA Times. “So Blake and I are confused, but he keeps saying Blake, so Blake takes off his jersey and goes into the game.“Pop sees me and wants to know why I’m not in the game running the play, so I tell him he kept saying Blake so Blake went in. He wasn’t swearing at me.”
“Pop was diagramming a play for me, and then as he showed us what to do he kept saying, ‘Blake,’” Howard said according to the LA Times. “So Blake and I are confused, but he keeps saying Blake, so Blake takes off his jersey and goes into the game.
“Pop sees me and wants to know why I’m not in the game running the play, so I tell him he kept saying Blake so Blake went in. He wasn’t swearing at me.”
kind of lol mostly sad
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 12:38 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/XL0nbCP.png
― 乒乓, Thursday, 28 February 2013 17:05 (nine years ago) link
media quotes dwight, diwght accuses media of twisting his words http://www.latimes.com/sports/basketball/nba/lakers/la-sp-lakers-fyi-20130307,0,5226872.story
― lag∞n, Thursday, 7 March 2013 14:11 (nine years ago) link
http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/story/_/id/9099510/dwight-howard-los-angeles-lakers-vows-payback-play-golden-state-warriors-david-lee
"He got away with a shot," Howard said, according to Yahoo! Sports. "I will remember this game. I will remember that shot. He said he wasn't trying to do it. You can look at the play and see it for yourself. I will take care of it later."
― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 16:16 (nine years ago) link
"I can shoot the ball from anywhere. I've just got to have confidence in myself," Howard said.
― moullet, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 02:13 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/5K6eTCL.png
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 16:08 (nine years ago) link
resonable
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 16:08 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/nNUpbLw.jpg
― 乒乓, Thursday, 18 April 2013 02:44 (nine years ago) link
he dances, he is so funny
― Z S up HOOS down (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 18 April 2013 02:46 (nine years ago) link
that picture is kinda perfect w the fish eye, looks like hes pulling reality in
― lag∞n, Friday, 19 April 2013 02:01 (nine years ago) link
I hope everyone saw Dwights pregame speech from yesterdays game!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kBsnkavkA0
― Z S up HOOS down (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 19 April 2013 02:29 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR46eRds0xo
― Clay, Monday, 29 April 2013 03:23 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ8N95LIrk8
― Clay, Monday, 29 April 2013 03:24 (nine years ago) link
we really need to get a lip reader on that
― lag∞n, Monday, 29 April 2013 18:29 (nine years ago) link
Hohotat 9 hours agoI read his lips. He yelled at Mitch: "Dont put your hands on me like somebodys bit$#h,,,,
― am0n, Monday, 29 April 2013 19:34 (nine years ago) link
yo
― lag∞n, Monday, 29 April 2013 23:39 (nine years ago) link
nah
― 'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 April 2013 23:41 (nine years ago) link
i love that the youtube cut ends w/ a split second of kobe being all 'smh'
― 乒乓, Monday, 29 April 2013 23:41 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/dskaYF0.png
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 17:59 (nine years ago) link
"misutilized"??
what the fuck.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:04 (nine years ago) link
Dwight Howard to voice cartoon turkey in time-traveling turkey movie
Two turkeys from opposite sides of the tracks must put aside their differences and team up to travel back in time to change the course of history - and get turkey off the holiday menu for good.
― Clay, Saturday, 15 June 2013 01:18 (nine years ago) link
http://www.barstoolsports.com/philly/super-page/dwight-howard-fathered-8-kids-by-8-different-woman-in-6-years/
― moullet, Friday, 28 June 2013 23:18 (nine years ago) link
dwight is a genuinely weird dude
― lag∞n, Monday, 1 July 2013 04:13 (nine years ago) link
weird dude energy
― 乒乓, Monday, 1 July 2013 04:47 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JweSut18OeM
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 07:48 (nine years ago) link
Please please please don't go to the Warriors
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:08 (nine years ago) link
warriors could be a contender w dwight man
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:24 (nine years ago) link
dwight should go to cbs on wednesdays at 8:30, do something family-friendly, follow his bliss.
― Clay, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:26 (nine years ago) link
dwight's a jesus dude, iirc, mark jackson might be able to get him to harness his talent more effectively.
― brimstead, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:28 (nine years ago) link
dwight has harnessed his talent extremely effectively up to this point
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:29 (nine years ago) link
dwight's a jesus dude w/ 8 children by 8 diff't women iirc
― Clay, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:30 (nine years ago) link
dwight thread needs every post to begin with 'dwight'
― Clay, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:31 (nine years ago) link
aldwight, is how its going so far
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:32 (nine years ago) link
@MySportsLegion: A Houston adult store is offering Dwight Howard free condoms for life if he signs with the Rockets.”
― 乒乓, Thursday, 4 July 2013 02:07 (nine years ago) link
there's something he actually needs
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 4 July 2013 02:13 (nine years ago) link
haha
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 4 July 2013 02:13 (nine years ago) link
@WojYahooNBA Holed away in Colorado, the Lakers are still prominent in Dwight Howard's mind, sources tell Y! Rockets remain strong, Warriors lurking.
what's happening here in this tweet, it weirds me out
― Clay, Friday, 5 July 2013 16:17 (nine years ago) link
the poetic woj
― call all destroyer, Friday, 5 July 2013 17:12 (nine years ago) link
what r the lakers doing in colorado, not the best state for them
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 July 2013 17:27 (nine years ago) link
some nice lakes there
http://www.mountainlake.com/mlp/scenes3/duchar21.jpg
― call all destroyer, Friday, 5 July 2013 17:28 (nine years ago) link
true
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 July 2013 17:30 (nine years ago) link
http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/7/3/12/enhanced-buzz-26391-1372870349-2.jpg
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 July 2013 17:31 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BOZYISqCAAErO9b.jpg
― call all destroyer, Friday, 5 July 2013 19:13 (nine years ago) link
That looks like he's making the world bleed.
― Stately, plump Carey Mulleeegan (Leee), Friday, 5 July 2013 19:14 (nine years ago) link
he is, basically
― call all destroyer, Friday, 5 July 2013 19:16 (nine years ago) link
dwight is gonna play for the los angeles flying bloody horse bridges
― BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, GOT THE T-SHIRT TO PROVE IT (m bison), Friday, 5 July 2013 19:24 (nine years ago) link
god i always forget about the candy thing
― omar little, Saturday, 1 December 2018 01:22 (four years ago) link
the candy addiction is just idk its perfect?
― lag∞n, Saturday, 1 December 2018 03:39 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDqNg2-UUAASIaJ?format=jpg&name=900x900
― big city slam (Spottie), Thursday, 5 September 2019 04:21 (three years ago) link
has dwight been watching demolition man or
― Clay, Thursday, 5 September 2019 04:37 (three years ago) link
someone online said he's turned into bobby digital and that seemed otm
― big city slam (Spottie), Thursday, 5 September 2019 04:39 (three years ago) link
Dwight Howard said he bought a purple car because he was inspired by Thanos and the sacrifices he had to make to accomplish his goal. Man.— Christian Rivas (@RadRivas) September 11, 2019
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 September 2019 22:15 (three years ago) link
lmao
Dwight Howard tried to coin a nickname for the Lakers' second unit tonight: "The Bad News Bears. Not the Bad News Bears in a bad way, but 'we're gonna bring bad news to the other team.' That type of bad news."— Kyle Goon (@kylegoon) November 4, 2019
― lag∞n, Monday, 4 November 2019 03:37 (three years ago) link
he was so good against the spurs. he'll be starting soon. the lbj-ad-dwight frontcourt is so huge and athletic.
― i'm not a government man; i'm a government, man. (m bison), Monday, 4 November 2019 03:48 (three years ago) link
Dwight Howard is no longer eating 'McDonald's, chicken wings and honey buns every single day'
https://www.yahoo.com/sports/dwight-howard-is-no-longer-eating-mc-donalds-chicken-wings-and-honey-buns-every-single-day-161434689.html
― de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Friday, 8 November 2019 02:36 (three years ago) link
he stopped eating candy but then it took him another 5 years to not eat mcdonalds every day
― lag∞n, Friday, 8 November 2019 02:39 (three years ago) link
i swear he has the same set of quotes every season just a slight variation on each one
― de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Friday, 8 November 2019 02:41 (three years ago) link
Why am I not surprised this dumbass already got pinched for not wearing a mask
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 July 2020 21:28 (two years ago) link
lol seems like easy money in retrospect
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 18 July 2020 01:58 (two years ago) link
dwight just generally not big on prophylactics
― circles, Saturday, 18 July 2020 05:09 (two years ago) link
Lol. If you count the farts too my mans got a real problem with expelling
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Sunday, 19 July 2020 02:37 (two years ago) link
he's batman now
Sam Amick: "Dwight Howard apparently liked my idea of going with the "Batman" moniker in this series where he has bullied the "Joker."
"Batman's coming for you, Joker!" he yelled at Nikola Jokic from the bench three times near the end of the first quarter..."
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 17:58 (two years ago) link
― Spottie, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 17:59 (two years ago) link
https://admin.defector.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/28/2020/09/dwighthoward4.gif
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 18:00 (two years ago) link
http://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/original/0/40/1489913-01_copy.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 19:40 (two years ago) link
saluthttps://sports.yahoo.com/amphtml/sources-dwight-howard-was-under-the-impression-he-had-offer-from-lakers-signed-with-76-ers-instead-024630843.html?__twitter_impression=true
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 21 November 2020 03:13 (two years ago) link
All-Star Joel Embiid also began recruiting Howard, sources said.
big mistake buddy!
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 November 2020 03:16 (two years ago) link
those two are gonna be a DELIGHT together
― Clay, Saturday, 21 November 2020 04:53 (two years ago) link
https://www.tmz.com/2020/12/13/dwight-howard-lawsuit-los-angeles-lakers-nba/
Dwight stiffs snake caregivers
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 13 December 2020 13:41 (two years ago) link
Dwight says he has started calling Tobias Harris “Prince Harris” because after the shot at the end of the Lakers game, “it was game...blouses”— Kyle Neubeck (@KyleNeubeck) February 1, 2021
― a nice controlled drift (Spottie), Monday, 1 February 2021 03:15 (two years ago) link
SIGH
― lag∞n, Monday, 1 February 2021 03:43 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOOzpwFn6Tc
― a talented ‘Rebel’ with Balls (Spottie), Thursday, 23 September 2021 18:01 (one year ago) link
its painful how hard he tries and fails to be funny
― a talented ‘Rebel’ with Balls (Spottie), Thursday, 23 September 2021 18:03 (one year ago) link
he clearly grew up watching a lot of eddie murphy
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 September 2021 20:26 (one year ago) link
referring to dwight as "the champ" is a weird reading of his career imo
― "liking" (Clay), Thursday, 23 September 2021 22:35 (one year ago) link
he claimed it to be true himself before he even was one
― a talented ‘Rebel’ with Balls (Spottie), Thursday, 23 September 2021 22:42 (one year ago) link
seems like the kind of show that would appeal to him: glitzy, cartoonish, stupid, but with a big audience who cheer and scream like mad for every C-List celebrity who shows up.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 23 September 2021 23:29 (one year ago) link
I think that clip gave me a seizure. The kids these days with their entertainments, I tell ya
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 24 September 2021 02:01 (one year ago) link
I still can't believe this show is real
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 24 September 2021 02:09 (one year ago) link
singing competition shows seem like such an old fashioned idea, like a thing that was popular in the mid 20th century and no ones thought of them since, except of course theyve been everywhere for the past 20 years
― lag∞n, Friday, 24 September 2021 02:17 (one year ago) link
the masked one is a copy of a korean show iirc
― call all destroyer, Friday, 24 September 2021 02:29 (one year ago) link
Dwight Howard was a surprise participant at the WWE Tryout in Nashville today. He told me he legit wants to join the WWE one day. pic.twitter.com/LiUnNqPsdv— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) July 28, 2022
― Spottie, Friday, 29 July 2022 07:18 (six months ago) link
the most obv retirement career for him
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 29 July 2022 15:09 (six months ago) link
Dwight Howard announces that he's headed overseas to play in Taiwan for the Taoyuan Leopards.(via taoyuan_leopards/IG) pic.twitter.com/ur9KL0Vdxh— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) November 8, 2022
― im a beacon of light (Spottie), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 06:35 (two months ago) link
bon voyage you goofy fool
― Clay, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 06:47 (two months ago) link
Idk why more washed superstars don’t go this route. Looks so fun lol
― im a beacon of light (Spottie), Sunday, 20 November 2022 03:33 (two months ago) link
shaqs hate for dwight has always been funny
Shaquille O’Neal agrees Dwight Howard being in Hall of Fame is questionable after matchup with Sim Bhullar: https://t.co/U2E4qTSPvm— NBACentral (@TheNBACentral) January 20, 2023
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:22 (two weeks ago) link
that is a large man
― call all destroyer, Friday, 20 January 2023 19:41 (two weeks ago) link
yeah he makes dwight look really small
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:44 (two weeks ago) link
dwight is such a clear hofer its a testament to how annoying he is that this conversation is happening
― lag∞n, Friday, 20 January 2023 19:46 (two weeks ago) link
yup
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:57 (two weeks ago) link
would be hilarious if he didnt make it on grounds of being annoying lol. sorry no one wants to hear your hof speech pal
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:58 (two weeks ago) link
i mean it's 50/50 he has to wait a few years as punishment for his jokes
― omar little, Friday, 20 January 2023 20:23 (two weeks ago) link
can we get sim bhullar to join the lakers
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 January 2023 20:26 (two weeks ago) link
over/under on dwight fart jokes in his HOF acceptance speech?
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 23 January 2023 15:37 (two weeks ago) link
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Monday, 23 January 2023 16:19 (two weeks ago) link