http://www.slamonline.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/dwight_howard_groucho_glasses.jpg
― Clay, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 03:52 (six years ago) Permalink
http://s23.postimage.org/iltmaaajv/Picture_112.jpg
― brimstead, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 03:56 (six years ago) Permalink
thesis statement, for posterity: http://deadspin.com/5958111/deadspin-nba-shit-list-dwight-howard-the-superman-of-unfunny
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 04:02 (six years ago) Permalink
http://larrybrownsports.com/basketball/gregg-popovich-dwight-howard-all-star-game/175883
then
http://larrybrownsports.com/basketball/dwight-howard-denies-gregg-popovich-swearing-at-him/176391
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 12:32 (six years ago) Permalink
Instead, he says the exchange had to do with confusion over whether it was supposed to be him or Blake Griffin involved with a play.“Pop was diagramming a play for me, and then as he showed us what to do he kept saying, ‘Blake,’” Howard said according to the LA Times. “So Blake and I are confused, but he keeps saying Blake, so Blake takes off his jersey and goes into the game.“Pop sees me and wants to know why I’m not in the game running the play, so I tell him he kept saying Blake so Blake went in. He wasn’t swearing at me.”
“Pop was diagramming a play for me, and then as he showed us what to do he kept saying, ‘Blake,’” Howard said according to the LA Times. “So Blake and I are confused, but he keeps saying Blake, so Blake takes off his jersey and goes into the game.
“Pop sees me and wants to know why I’m not in the game running the play, so I tell him he kept saying Blake so Blake went in. He wasn’t swearing at me.”
kind of lol mostly sad
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 12:38 (six years ago) Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/XL0nbCP.png
― 乒乓, Thursday, 28 February 2013 17:05 (six years ago) Permalink
media quotes dwight, diwght accuses media of twisting his words http://www.latimes.com/sports/basketball/nba/lakers/la-sp-lakers-fyi-20130307,0,5226872.story
― lag∞n, Thursday, 7 March 2013 14:11 (six years ago) Permalink
http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/story/_/id/9099510/dwight-howard-los-angeles-lakers-vows-payback-play-golden-state-warriors-david-lee
"He got away with a shot," Howard said, according to Yahoo! Sports. "I will remember this game. I will remember that shot. He said he wasn't trying to do it. You can look at the play and see it for yourself. I will take care of it later."
― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 16:16 (six years ago) Permalink
"I can shoot the ball from anywhere. I've just got to have confidence in myself," Howard said.
― moullet, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 02:13 (six years ago) Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/5K6eTCL.png
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 16:08 (six years ago) Permalink
resonable
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 16:08 (six years ago) Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/nNUpbLw.jpg
― 乒乓, Thursday, 18 April 2013 02:44 (six years ago) Permalink
he dances, he is so funny
― Z S up HOOS down (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 18 April 2013 02:46 (six years ago) Permalink
that picture is kinda perfect w the fish eye, looks like hes pulling reality in
― lag∞n, Friday, 19 April 2013 02:01 (six years ago) Permalink
I hope everyone saw Dwights pregame speech from yesterdays game!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kBsnkavkA0
― Z S up HOOS down (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 19 April 2013 02:29 (six years ago) Permalink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR46eRds0xo
― Clay, Monday, 29 April 2013 03:23 (six years ago) Permalink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ8N95LIrk8
― Clay, Monday, 29 April 2013 03:24 (six years ago) Permalink
we really need to get a lip reader on that
― lag∞n, Monday, 29 April 2013 18:29 (six years ago) Permalink
Hohotat 9 hours agoI read his lips. He yelled at Mitch: "Dont put your hands on me like somebodys bit$#h,,,,
― am0n, Monday, 29 April 2013 19:34 (six years ago) Permalink
yo
― lag∞n, Monday, 29 April 2013 23:39 (six years ago) Permalink
nah
― 'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 April 2013 23:41 (six years ago) Permalink
i love that the youtube cut ends w/ a split second of kobe being all 'smh'
― 乒乓, Monday, 29 April 2013 23:41 (six years ago) Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/dskaYF0.png
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 17:59 (six years ago) Permalink
"misutilized"??
what the fuck.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:04 (six years ago) Permalink
Dwight Howard to voice cartoon turkey in time-traveling turkey movie
Two turkeys from opposite sides of the tracks must put aside their differences and team up to travel back in time to change the course of history - and get turkey off the holiday menu for good.
― Clay, Saturday, 15 June 2013 01:18 (six years ago) Permalink
http://www.barstoolsports.com/philly/super-page/dwight-howard-fathered-8-kids-by-8-different-woman-in-6-years/
― moullet, Friday, 28 June 2013 23:18 (five years ago) Permalink
dwight is a genuinely weird dude
― lag∞n, Monday, 1 July 2013 04:13 (five years ago) Permalink
weird dude energy
― 乒乓, Monday, 1 July 2013 04:47 (five years ago) Permalink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JweSut18OeM
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 07:48 (five years ago) Permalink
Please please please don't go to the Warriors
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:08 (five years ago) Permalink
warriors could be a contender w dwight man
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:24 (five years ago) Permalink
dwight should go to cbs on wednesdays at 8:30, do something family-friendly, follow his bliss.
― Clay, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:26 (five years ago) Permalink
dwight's a jesus dude, iirc, mark jackson might be able to get him to harness his talent more effectively.
― brimstead, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:28 (five years ago) Permalink
dwight has harnessed his talent extremely effectively up to this point
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:29 (five years ago) Permalink
dwight's a jesus dude w/ 8 children by 8 diff't women iirc
― Clay, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:30 (five years ago) Permalink
dwight thread needs every post to begin with 'dwight'
― Clay, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:31 (five years ago) Permalink
aldwight, is how its going so far
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:32 (five years ago) Permalink
@MySportsLegion: A Houston adult store is offering Dwight Howard free condoms for life if he signs with the Rockets.”
― 乒乓, Thursday, 4 July 2013 02:07 (five years ago) Permalink
there's something he actually needs
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 4 July 2013 02:13 (five years ago) Permalink
haha
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 4 July 2013 02:13 (five years ago) Permalink
@WojYahooNBA Holed away in Colorado, the Lakers are still prominent in Dwight Howard's mind, sources tell Y! Rockets remain strong, Warriors lurking.
what's happening here in this tweet, it weirds me out
― Clay, Friday, 5 July 2013 16:17 (five years ago) Permalink
the poetic woj
― call all destroyer, Friday, 5 July 2013 17:12 (five years ago) Permalink
what r the lakers doing in colorado, not the best state for them
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 July 2013 17:27 (five years ago) Permalink
some nice lakes there
http://www.mountainlake.com/mlp/scenes3/duchar21.jpg
― call all destroyer, Friday, 5 July 2013 17:28 (five years ago) Permalink
true
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 July 2013 17:30 (five years ago) Permalink
http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/7/3/12/enhanced-buzz-26391-1372870349-2.jpg
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 July 2013 17:31 (five years ago) Permalink
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BOZYISqCAAErO9b.jpg
― call all destroyer, Friday, 5 July 2013 19:13 (five years ago) Permalink
That looks like he's making the world bleed.
― Stately, plump Carey Mulleeegan (Leee), Friday, 5 July 2013 19:14 (five years ago) Permalink
he is, basically
― call all destroyer, Friday, 5 July 2013 19:16 (five years ago) Permalink
dwight is gonna play for the los angeles flying bloody horse bridges
― BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, GOT THE T-SHIRT TO PROVE IT (m bison), Friday, 5 July 2013 19:24 (five years ago) Permalink
lol
― competitive shooter - - - - (Spottie), Saturday, 25 November 2017 21:05 (one year ago) Permalink
This is absolutely amazing.MCW unable to attempt free throws in blowout, so Scott Brooks chooses Dwight Howard and makes him come back onto court to shootDwight drains both, does Cassell big balls dance, blows Brooks a kiss 💀#PettyWarz pic.twitter.com/qPhV6jdlVp— Pettywise (@World_Wide_Wob) January 18, 2018
― Spottie, Thursday, 18 January 2018 03:17 (one year ago) Permalink
Wishing all of the super dads of #BuzzCity a Happy Father’s Day! pic.twitter.com/P0HBtb2ad8— Charlotte Hornets (@hornets) June 17, 2018
― sprout god (lag∞n), Sunday, 17 June 2018 17:19 (one year ago) Permalink
How many kids does dude have
― Hall of Fam (Spottie), Sunday, 17 June 2018 17:53 (one year ago) Permalink
pic.twitter.com/U6MItrcV0S— Nick Whalen (@wha1en) July 23, 2018
― InfoWarriors (Spottie), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 15:35 (ten months ago) Permalink
Dwight Howard’s trainer: ‘He wants to evolve into Anthony Davis, into Kevin Durant, but his own version of that’ https://t.co/6OPjmDfX6L— Kurt Helin (@basketballtalk) August 14, 2018
― InfoWarriors (Spottie), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 19:03 (ten months ago) Permalink
Beal and Wall are literally going to murder him
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 19:36 (ten months ago) Permalink
...and then each other
― InfoWarriors (Spottie), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 19:39 (ten months ago) Permalink
for my part i believe in his 15th season dwight howard will definitely come to resemble either anthony davis or kevin durant, two of the most physically gifted basketball players ever who are playing in their primes and in ways that dwight howard has never, ever, remotely played like before
― Clay, Wednesday, 15 August 2018 01:02 (ten months ago) Permalink
DWIGHT HOWARD DAD JOKES ALERTReporter to Dwight Howard: “Do you envision shooting any 3-pointers this year.”Dwight: Hold on...[He closes eyes and makes an intense face for three seconds.]Dwight, again: Yep, I just made 3.— Fred Katz (@FredKatz) September 24, 2018
― omar little, Monday, 24 September 2018 21:23 (eight months ago) Permalink
lol pretty good tbf
― Machine Gunk Jelly (Spottie), Tuesday, 25 September 2018 01:45 (eight months ago) Permalink
RIP Dwight's buttocks
http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/25018772/dwight-howard-misses-wizards-season-opener-sore-buttocks
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 19 October 2018 15:55 (seven months ago) Permalink
While the injury is not a serious one for the center, he may miss out on the Wizards' opening game against the Miami Heat. Howard's days as DPOY may be over, but he is still a valuable asset to the Wizards, as he came in to replace Marcin Gortat.
Howard is known around the NBA as being one of the top defenders of his generation. Though he's jumped from team to team in recent years, he still makes a difference whenever he is on the hardwood. With his massive size, opposing players know better than to try and get cute around the rim.
― omar little, Friday, 19 October 2018 16:27 (seven months ago) Permalink
https://deadspin.com/dwight-howard-heckled-by-arena-worker-during-post-game-1830513445
― omar little, Saturday, 17 November 2018 19:33 (seven months ago) Permalink
lmao thats incredible that it happened at home everyone hates dwight!
― lag∞n, Saturday, 17 November 2018 19:36 (seven months ago) Permalink
uhhh
― lag∞n, Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:39 (six months ago) Permalink
this whole situation's got me mad and nervous af. nba twitter out here making light of dwight's sexuality and not focusing on his abusive behavior.
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:41 (six months ago) Permalink
yeah, not great all around
― lag∞n, Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:43 (six months ago) Permalink
wizards just cut him btw
― lag∞n, Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:47 (six months ago) Permalink
wait what?
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:49 (six months ago) Permalink
i mean what else would twitter be doing
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:51 (six months ago) Permalink
oh my bad mightve just fell for a fake tweet!
― lag∞n, Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:51 (six months ago) Permalink
― lag∞n, Saturday, November 24, 2018 11:47 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
source cause there were some fake woj accounts posting this
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:52 (six months ago) Permalink
xp ok yeah
This covers it in one tweet.Raquel Willis on Dwight
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:53 (six months ago) Permalink
well that doesn't cover the actual story.....
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:54 (six months ago) Permalink
eventually these idiots are going to learn that everyone knows how to save receipts
It covers the perspective people seem to be missing in their rush to use the word tranny.
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:57 (six months ago) Permalink
:////////////////////////////////////
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:58 (six months ago) Permalink
I hope Dwight gets what he’s due for being an abusive threatening asshole. I don’t give two shits who he fucks as long as he doesn’t try to fuck them over
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:59 (six months ago) Permalink
having yr goons threaten someones life, thats bad
― lag∞n, Sunday, 25 November 2018 05:01 (six months ago) Permalink
Yeah
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 25 November 2018 05:01 (six months ago) Permalink
the ineptitude is.....exactly what i would expect from people who associate with dwight howard
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 25 November 2018 05:03 (six months ago) Permalink
Tried to figure out what the hell was going on via Twitter, got subjected to an endless stream of terrible homophobic/transphobic garbage way to go America
― The Poppy Bush AutoZone (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 25 November 2018 15:07 (six months ago) Permalink
Same
I need an explain like I’m five ... and also not an asshole homophobe.
― Allen (etaeoe), Sunday, 25 November 2018 15:49 (six months ago) Permalink
the very short version is:trans woman claims she was in an exclusive relationship with dwight, ended it when it was no longer very exclusive on his end, began getting shady anonymous messages involving bribes then threats, traced them back to dwight’s ppl including his “pastor,” saved a variety of electronic evidence along the way.
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 25 November 2018 15:51 (six months ago) Permalink
some ppl on twitter saying this same person tried to out playboi carti and it turned out to be fake but idk
― lag∞n, Sunday, 25 November 2018 15:54 (six months ago) Permalink
the thing about the secret phone number reveling app does seem kinda sus
yeah. i cannot vouch for any of the electronic evidence presented.
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 25 November 2018 15:55 (six months ago) Permalink
yes, altho to clarify the accuser in this case is a gay man
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 25 November 2018 16:31 (six months ago) Permalink
So was this all fake or what?
― Spottie, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 04:35 (six months ago) Permalink
i guess? i didnt see anything conclusive but no news sites touched it
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 06:11 (six months ago) Permalink
interesting timing on the back surgery. out 3-4 months, essentially out for the year. career likely in jeopardy i would think.
― Spottie, Friday, 30 November 2018 18:38 (six months ago) Permalink
it's been quite the misadventure
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 30 November 2018 19:49 (six months ago) Permalink
Dwight is such an inimitable and curiously indescribable figure, i was trying to explain his downfall the other night to someone..."well see he was legitimately great, considered to be likable, and then he went to the Laker and got on Kobe's bad side and started telling dad jokes..."
i couldn't do it past that point.
― omar little, Friday, 30 November 2018 23:33 (six months ago) Permalink
lmao
― lag∞n, Friday, 30 November 2018 23:59 (six months ago) Permalink
the candy addiction is crucial imo
i guess i could call him a controversy-free* Alex Rodriguez, and somehow the gulf between his desperation to be liked and the reality is even more enormous than A-Rod's.
he's never had a major scandal one can point to, he just shows up with a new franchise and walks into the locker room cracking jokes with his teammates and putting up 16/12 and pretty soon rumors are out that he's going to be fragged on the next road trip.
(*we'll see what occurs with this recent business)
― omar little, Saturday, 1 December 2018 01:21 (six months ago) Permalink
god i always forget about the candy thing
― omar little, Saturday, 1 December 2018 01:22 (six months ago) Permalink
the candy addiction is just idk its perfect?
― lag∞n, Saturday, 1 December 2018 03:39 (six months ago) Permalink