@KevinDingDwight yelled at Kobe for not rotating to Lopez. Kobe yelled back at Dwight, pointing toward the other end of the court.
Now in the timeout huddle, Dwight is standing up and pointing a finger in the face of the seated Kobe.
― moullet, Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:32 (eleven years ago) link
lol @ bobcats committing a five second violation after a timeout
― moullet, Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:34 (eleven years ago) link
when kobe retires, what number goes up in the rafters of staples center?
"neither, because Kobe will be charged with murdering and eating Dwight Howard in the next few months"
amirite
― shave and a haircut...2 CHAINZ (m bison), Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:35 (eleven years ago) link
feel like theyll still prob retire his number tho
― lag∞n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:36 (eleven years ago) link
lmao at Kobe rollin up in Hannibal lecter gear at jersey retirement ceremony
― shave and a haircut...2 CHAINZ (m bison), Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:37 (eleven years ago) link
I just want to say I AM STILL PICKING DWIGHT HOWARD'S INNARDS OUT OF MY TEETH, DO U DARE CROSS MAMBA
― shave and a haircut...2 CHAINZ (m bison), Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:38 (eleven years ago) link
thats our mamba *shrug*
― lag∞n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:38 (eleven years ago) link
Rondo just took Shved behind the shed.
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:40 (eleven years ago) link
lmao kobe giving himself that nickname is def the best decision hes ever made, i still cant believe it
― lag∞n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:40 (eleven years ago) link
omg I have tolls overlooked a number retirement possibilityLou bega revival tie-in, mamba no. 5
― shave and a haircut...2 CHAINZ (m bison), Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:41 (eleven years ago) link
totally, not tolls
I can see Kobe asking they retire his name to the rafters. "I don't care about number 8 or 24, I want you to never have another player with 'Bryant' across the back of his jersey. And two statues out front, one young Kobe and one for the Mamba."
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:44 (eleven years ago) link
q: do u think Kobe identifies as an otherkin
― shave and a haircut...2 CHAINZ (m bison), Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:46 (eleven years ago) link
lol @ "the seated kobe"
― am0n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:47 (eleven years ago) link
haha kobels would absolutely 100% go for two statues
― questionable motor (agent hibachi), Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:48 (eleven years ago) link
its the al jazeera feeds always w/this so rad
― lag∞n, Wednesday, December 5, 2012 8:13 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mzfKojOm4c
― am0n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link
baby fro and the mamba, holding hands, dunking on shaq
― lag∞n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link
he'd have some faux chummy "hey, five rings, two statues, you guys are the math wizards but I think that's at least two per statue" with the press at the conference
then he would retire to his fortress and continue his eternal torment of dwight for failing him in his quest to tie jordan
mamba out.
― questionable motor (agent hibachi), Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link
Does Staples have a rear entrance? Cuz, you know, the Mamba would totally be there.
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:50 (eleven years ago) link
zing!
it totally does btw
― questionable motor (agent hibachi), Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:57 (eleven years ago) link
i think they're planning to put kareem's statue there because everyone hates him
― questionable motor (agent hibachi), Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:58 (eleven years ago) link
rly feel like y'all are thinking too small with the whole statue thingI mean rly, Kobe clones in perpetuity is the only homage fitting mamba, just an endless array of baby frobes, 81 pt ballhog extremism Kobe, pau tolerating Kobe, pau hating Kobe Dwight eating Kobe, come out of retirement to play for the pelicans Kobe u know
― shave and a haircut...2 CHAINZ (m bison), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:00 (eleven years ago) link
like don't insult the man with a static image
They should be dicks and make Kareem sky-hooking toward Mecca.
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:01 (eleven years ago) link
Or Milwaukee.
staples center shd be a mosque
― shave and a haircut...2 CHAINZ (m bison), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:01 (eleven years ago) link
guys what if steve nash totally engineered this whole thing because he's ready to retire but cashing twenty mil in lakers checks while watching them crash and burn while wearing a sweet suit on the sidelines was just impossible to resist, plus he got his man mike d a job after he had some hard times...think about it
nash walks out of the police station without a limp. meanwhile jimmy buss sees "howard shipping co" pinned to his corkboard and "gasol porcelain" at the bottom of his coffee cup
― questionable motor (agent hibachi), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:02 (eleven years ago) link
support grifter Nash theory
― shave and a haircut...2 CHAINZ (m bison), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:04 (eleven years ago) link
matt, i still stick with atdhenet.tv for streaming. way less ads than anything else i've seen.
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:08 (eleven years ago) link
im a firstrow user too
duncan is playing so high level. love it. thought he would never recover from that thing in his foot. tendinitis ?
― moullet, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:13 (eleven years ago) link
ya he's an utter joy to watch in the post this yearI hope he has some win one for the gipper moment that leads to spurs murking the heat in the finals, I know I'm stupid to dream but this is the world I want my son to live in
― shave and a haircut...2 CHAINZ (m bison), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:17 (eleven years ago) link
biedrins made a free throw tonight
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:18 (eleven years ago) link
man tiago is playing w so much more confidence than last year
― shave and a haircut...2 CHAINZ (m bison), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:23 (eleven years ago) link
nothing fills me with more self loathing than a pan of hooting spurs fans in the lower bowl
― shave and a haircut...2 CHAINZ (m bison), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:24 (eleven years ago) link
so many pinche 30 and 40something gabachos in polos feeling way too good about the accomplishments of others
― shave and a haircut...2 CHAINZ (m bison), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:25 (eleven years ago) link
faried just saves ALL BALLS
― moullet, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:26 (eleven years ago) link
this de colo-g neal-James anderson-bonner-tiago line up is cooking right now
― shave and a haircut...2 CHAINZ (m bison), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:27 (eleven years ago) link
i want to live in a world where kenneth suddenly learns defense
― moullet, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:27 (eleven years ago) link
law-son.....
― moullet, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:29 (eleven years ago) link
lawson has wbrook-type lapses
― moullet, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:30 (eleven years ago) link
Josh Smith turned 27 today...
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:30 (eleven years ago) link
Just started the Nugs/Hawks game and had to ffwd all the way to the end cos I cant listen to John Barry for more than 2 minutes.
― small-scale fux with (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:32 (eleven years ago) link
guys how do former ballers get selected for tv duty? it feels incredibly random, like u put a box of 90s upper deck (collectors choice, no sense in running nice trading cards) into a bucket and draw
oh I got god shammgod guess he's doing TNT coverage with cuttino mobley
― shave and a haircut...2 CHAINZ (m bison), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:35 (eleven years ago) link
idk, been wondering this too. i guess backstage talks during their careers, players that like to talk a lot (jalen rose comes to my mind)
― moullet, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:38 (eleven years ago) link
parker / de colo / manu !!!
― moullet, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:41 (eleven years ago) link
melo hurt his finger tonight, might sit vs the heat tomorrow night
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:53 (eleven years ago) link
btw mavs & suns are the late tnt game tomorrow night so everyone make plans
pop just seated duncan in the final quarter. not a word...
― moullet, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:55 (eleven years ago) link
vucevic vs enes going on alert
― moullet, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:56 (eleven years ago) link
Blake just got v v high
― Clay, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:58 (eleven years ago) link