KEVIN DURANT: All-American Superhero

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This seems the correct thread in which to commemorate the USA's first world championship win in 16 years. Kevin Durant was the main beast of burden who carried this team to victory. I predict Durant will soon have a fanboy thread all his own on ILH, just like Rondo's. He's earned it.

― Aimless, Monday, September 13, 2010 10:26 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

you asked for it, you got it: a thread all for oklahoma city's mvp candidate and fiba world champ. maybe in this thread we can finally settle the nickname issue for him!

enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 01:39 (eight years ago) Permalink

i figured he deserved all caps as a changeup from our usual thread titles too

enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 01:40 (eight years ago) Permalink

durantula 4 life

oneohtosh point never (m bison), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 02:05 (eight years ago) Permalink

to everyone who defended the oden pick: i am much smarter than you

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 02:16 (eight years ago) Permalink

Now that he's got a couple of days off, we won't be having much new to say about the kid until training camp opens.

Aimless, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 02:33 (eight years ago) Permalink

nah im p sure he's gonna rescue some ppl in a flood soon, so we'll have that

tunde atablimpie (m bison), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 02:34 (eight years ago) Permalink

gonna clear up this ground zero mosque business, restore freedom to america

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 02:45 (eight years ago) Permalink

durant to SCOTUS: "repeal DADT"

tunde atablimpie (m bison), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 02:46 (eight years ago) Permalink

he's gonna force lebron to suck his dick at midcourt & then adrian woj & bill simmons are gonna descend from the rafters jerking each other off

banaka socka flame (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 02:54 (eight years ago) Permalink

now uve gone 2 far, he would never coerce any1 into sexual acts, he would use the subtle art of midcourt seduction and convince lebron it was his idea 2 suck his dik in 1st place

tunde atablimpie (m bison), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 03:06 (eight years ago) Permalink

hmm

banaka socka flame (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 03:07 (eight years ago) Permalink

bold prediction: durant will co-produce the str8-to-dvd feature "air bud: alpha dogs" thus nullifying the sincere use of the term 4 all eternity

tunde atablimpie (m bison), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 03:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

so far this is the one dude who I'd be ok with superceding MJ as greatest ever

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 04:00 (eight years ago) Permalink

It must suck so bad to live in OK City. It's like one of the worst cities in the US.

Jeff, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 11:29 (eight years ago) Permalink

i wonder if moving the team from seattle to okc will eventually doom clay bennett if they miss on a free agent to put them over the ump because the dude doesn't want to move to oklahoma for 5 years

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 15 September 2010 14:58 (eight years ago) Permalink

hump*

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 15 September 2010 14:58 (eight years ago) Permalink

imo okc will be like spurs without the tight-ass mexican shit, a well-un small market team that reloads role players around a superstar. until that superstar retires, then u get a new superstar or suck until u get a new 1.

tunde atablimpie (m bison), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 23:06 (eight years ago) Permalink

well-run*

tunde atablimpie (m bison), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 23:06 (eight years ago) Permalink

The Spurs seem to be the current epitome of the small market team. Everyone wants to emulate them.

Aimless, Thursday, 16 September 2010 00:28 (eight years ago) Permalink

only missed the playoffs once in about...20 years?

tunde atablimpie (m bison), Thursday, 16 September 2010 01:36 (eight years ago) Permalink

wish okc had drafted steph curry

ice cr?m, Thursday, 16 September 2010 01:40 (eight years ago) Permalink

I do not anticipate a GREG ODEN: Force of Nature thread in the near future. **sigh**

Aimless, Friday, 17 September 2010 02:15 (eight years ago) Permalink

would be pretty into a RONDODEN: Unnatural Force thread though.

Clay, Friday, 17 September 2010 03:55 (eight years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

KDthunderup Kevin Durant
Absolutely hate when people start their sentence off with "I'm not no groupie or nothing but...." I kno ur not a groupie smh

something about this tweet just makes me all "<3 u boo!!"

Clay, Sunday, 10 October 2010 06:38 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://imgur.com/IZt3E.jpg

moullet, Saturday, 16 October 2010 12:34 (eight years ago) Permalink

*~so high~*

i think i'm big screech. samuel powers. whippin' nerds. hallelujah. (m bison), Saturday, 16 October 2010 12:36 (eight years ago) Permalink

KDthunderup
Jackass 3d with @russwest44 @dcookisback @jharden13 @colea45 @emillsap8 @emaynor3 Jeffrey green and Dj white

am0n, Monday, 18 October 2010 01:08 (eight years ago) Permalink

eight years pass...

is durant horrendously bad at being online or Actually Good?

mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 23:59 (three weeks ago) Permalink

no hes real bad

ciderpress, Thursday, 23 May 2019 01:30 (three weeks ago) Permalink

He’s def had some incredible moments online

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 23 May 2019 02:34 (three weeks ago) Permalink

he's a bad poster who wont stop posting, it's an archetype

Clay, Thursday, 23 May 2019 02:40 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Lol get a life

On @kdtrey5 situation:

In the past year, I have 60+ IG & Tw DMs from KD, mostly from 3 convos initiated by him spanning 5+ hrs each.

I won’t expose them out of respect 4 KD & others I text with.

I will continue to love, respect & pray for KD - & objectively analyze his game. pic.twitter.com/PBJwG67YKa

— Chris Broussard (@Chris_Broussard) May 23, 2019

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 23 May 2019 03:00 (three weeks ago) Permalink

he's a bad poster who wont stop posting, it's an archetype
https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2Ff1%2Fdd%2F46%2Ff1dd46de7bf531caae1936e49b11b6fe.png&f=1

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 23 May 2019 03:03 (three weeks ago) Permalink

sorry for the huge image

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 23 May 2019 03:04 (three weeks ago) Permalink


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