CELTICS 2010

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am0n, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 22:10 (thirteen years ago) link

i might actually try to follow the regular season this year, pending my tv/cable status

ciderpress, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah seriously considering ponying up for a league pass

dyao, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link

yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011)

enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 22:53 (thirteen years ago) link

also re pic, can't tell if docs face is a) oh lord what have we done pls accelerate perkins' rehab with hyperbaric cheese chambers or b) f all yall miami etc we gots the DIESEL now

enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link

lol 36 is a terrible number

for those about to s1ock, we slutsk you (m bison), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 23:46 (thirteen years ago) link

shaq looks animatronic imo

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johnny crunch, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:03 (thirteen years ago) link

feel like this is all some elaborate joke

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:09 (thirteen years ago) link

the LeDecision, celtics getting shaq, kobe winning the mvp while shooting 6/24, kevin durants twitter is all somehow tied together leading up to david stern announcing hes bought an applebees franchise or something and its gonna be the best applebees ever

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link

yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011) the celtics do not care at all about the regular season and will only frustrate and depress you

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J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link

and the playoffs will not make the season seem worth it, it will only depress you further for having sat thru their regular season nonsense

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link

lol what the 2010 playoffs were totally worth it

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:36 (thirteen years ago) link

no i only made u depressed further

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:36 (thirteen years ago) link

it

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:37 (thirteen years ago) link

stop telling ppl how depressed they are

for those about to s1ock, we slutsk you (m bison), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 03:44 (thirteen years ago) link

i may become a celtics fan this season

k3vin k., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 03:49 (thirteen years ago) link

diagnosis: depressed

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 03:50 (thirteen years ago) link

:(

Clay, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 03:52 (thirteen years ago) link

remember when they knocked out the skeet in the first round this year i do

am0n, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 03:52 (thirteen years ago) link

bowtie is a nice touch for press conference attire.

this year will be fantastic.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 09:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there. Doc looks grimly serious because Shaq has just executed a cannonball into Doc's swimming pool and now only half the water is left in the pool.

Aimless, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link

jordan u forgot one crucial point that i dont have to watch rasheed power-walk from 3 pt line to 3 pt line thus the regular season will be less depressing. i know what to expect from fat shaq and he is really fourth/fifth big man on the depth chart and at a min salary and somehow that's less depressing

for real though i think cs will be energized by the finals run and ready for vengeance. injuries were big last year too

clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails

enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:52 (thirteen years ago) link

clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails

Was thinking this exact same thing today.

Official Cheese-Filled Snack of NASCAR since 2002 (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 23:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there.

this i don't believe. i think o'neal is desperately concerned with going out on a super high note -- preferably by beating bryant in the finals. he could have signed for more money elsewhere. not that i think he's likely to put boston over-the-top at this stage of his career, but whatevs.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 12 August 2010 01:17 (thirteen years ago) link

i hope he wears the bowtie during games, is all i hope.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 12 August 2010 01:17 (thirteen years ago) link

green eyes

dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 09:31 (thirteen years ago) link

get well perkinstein! i like him

dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 09:34 (thirteen years ago) link

will shaq playing for the Celtics in anyway hinder the chances of his jersey hanging in the rafters at Staples?

Aerosol, Thursday, 12 August 2010 14:42 (thirteen years ago) link

perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha. shaq is on the boston celtics btw not sure if ya'll heard

am0n, Thursday, 12 August 2010 15:12 (thirteen years ago) link

man his twitter better blow up this season

am0n, Thursday, 12 August 2010 15:12 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i36.tinypic.com/28vq7nd.jpg

moullet, Thursday, 12 August 2010 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link

perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha

im not messing with perkins. i like him

dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link

i'd push the big 3 down some stairs dont get me wrong

dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Then throw big baby down on top of'em

Aerosol, Thursday, 12 August 2010 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link

are these pre-emptively strikes against some trash-talking c's fans that haven't arrived yet or

am0n, Thursday, 12 August 2010 19:00 (thirteen years ago) link

ly

am0n, Thursday, 12 August 2010 19:00 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't get the potshots and hatred; C's fans aren't parasitical cancers like Lakers' fans.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 12 August 2010 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link

oh GOODNESS i came here as a peace offering and now im a barnacle or some shit

dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link

'ez snappin' is scandalized by a little bored schtick BRA-VOE

dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link

aerosol really hates you all tbf

dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link

that orlando shirt is lol

am0n, Friday, 13 August 2010 01:21 (thirteen years ago) link

needs reposting

http://www.proposalmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/0724_Perkins.jpg

BRIDE OF PERKINSTEIN

am0n, Friday, 13 August 2010 01:22 (thirteen years ago) link

aw

ice cr?m, Friday, 13 August 2010 01:23 (thirteen years ago) link

shaq to solidify celtics:

BOSTON — NBA analyst David Aldridge said Wednesday that with the addition of Shaquille O'Neal, the Celtics have vastly improved their chances of leading the league in three-second lane violations for the 2010–2011 season. "Not only does Shaq's presence in the paint give his team more opportunities to turn the ball over, but the Celtics have also added an experienced big man who makes an already old team significantly older," said Aldridge, adding that O'Neal should fill a key role in terms of drastically slowing down the Celtics' offense. "Danny Ainge was looking for someone with size who can't make it down to the other end of the court, and he went out and got the best in the business." Aldridge added that while O'Neal isn't the dominant force he once was, he believes Shaq still has a thing or two to teach teams who think it's a good idea to sign him.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 14 August 2010 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link

He may not entirely solidify the C's, but he can add a lot of viscosity.

Aimless, Saturday, 14 August 2010 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahahaaha guys i just realized, shaq is really fat!

Ruffalo buffalo Ruffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Ruffalo buffalo (m bison), Saturday, 14 August 2010 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

on paper and based on my faded memories of his great prime years, boston signing shaq sounds like a very good move. then, you read stuff like this:

SamAmicoNBA Shaq on Mo: "Guys who couldn't even play were worried about shots. Why was Mo (Williams) taking 15 shots, and I'm only taking four?"

if o'neal is complaining about his shots on a 66-win team featuring lebron james, i'm not convinced he'll all of a sudden be a good team player in boston. i imagine if he could work well anywhere, it would be there, given the quality character guys leading the team, but still . . .

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 6 September 2010 13:33 (thirteen years ago) link

that luke kornet third qtr explosion against the heat!

fact checking cuz, Friday, 26 January 2024 03:32 (four weeks ago) link

heat had not answer for him

lag∞n, Friday, 26 January 2024 03:36 (four weeks ago) link

When the Celtics returned to Toronto to face the Raptors Jan. 15, Oshae Brissett’s grandmother again prepared the team’s entire postgame spread, a Jamaican-themed meal consisting of foods such as oxtail and curry goat. The locker room was silent, because just about everyone was eating.

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 January 2024 14:25 (three weeks ago) link

outstanding lede

By Jay King
Jan 30, 2024

BOSTON — Joe Mazzulla likes to fight. Sometimes he engages in jiu-jitsu. Other times, he battles against what he considers false narratives surrounding his Boston Celtics.

lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 January 2024 16:36 (three weeks ago) link

nice win last night btw, they were in grave danger of losing three in a row at home after starting 20-0, but they put together a double digi 4th quarter comeback vs a quality team so kudos to them

lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 January 2024 17:05 (three weeks ago) link

big matchup between the two teams i have been a life long fan of tonight when the boston celtics host the indiana pacers at 730pm eastern time on tnt, reports indicate that tyrese hailburton will make his return from a grade 1 hamstring injury

lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 January 2024 17:11 (three weeks ago) link

no word on zinger but they said he was close last night so maybe hell play tonight

lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 January 2024 17:11 (three weeks ago) link

it’s a little frightening how much better they are when zinger’s on the floor and conversely how much worse they are when he’s not

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 17:13 (three weeks ago) link

tho tbf they’ve still been getting good looks, just not knocking them down

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 17:14 (three weeks ago) link

yeah he really takes them to the next level, and yeah hes missed a lot of games, its all been very minor stuff, hopefully he will play every playoff game tho.......

lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 January 2024 17:15 (three weeks ago) link

wtf are all those records lamar stevens has an album

Sneak peak at the Auerbach Center schedule from Kristaps Porzingis’s story:

“Embrace Adversity” and “Harness Discomfort” both listed on the TV, very much in line with Joe Mazzulla’s postgame comments last night. pic.twitter.com/yZOmf4mqnY

— Noa Dalzell 🏀 (@NoaDalzellNBA) January 30, 2024

lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 January 2024 17:24 (three weeks ago) link

jaylen is strong and he is my friend

Muito pequeno 🤏 pic.twitter.com/6hfRzCAZCr

— Pull up shoot  (@NElGHT_) January 30, 2024

lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 January 2024 17:31 (three weeks ago) link

Gameplan for the 2nd half: pic.twitter.com/1hgVAzgYn5

— Pull up shoot  (@NElGHT_) January 30, 2024

lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 January 2024 17:36 (three weeks ago) link

blocks!

One possession game, Celtics crank up the defense. Derrick White and Jayson Tatum with blocks. pic.twitter.com/8fBtS27KJZ

— Chris Forsberg (@ChrisForsberg_) January 31, 2024

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 03:06 (three weeks ago) link

hell yeah thats the stuff

lag∞n, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 03:11 (three weeks ago) link

i had been feeling like they had been playing an absolute ton of games, nice to have it confirmed

The Celtics just completed a stretch of 15 games in 26 nights. They finished it 11-4 with a net rating of nearly 9. The schedule opens up a bit from here.

— Jay King (@ByJayKing) January 31, 2024

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 03:24 (three weeks ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/UtBc20P.png

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 February 2024 02:01 (three weeks ago) link

i grew up near the kowloon! that place is wild.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 February 2024 02:08 (three weeks ago) link

oh shit is that that huge ass chinese restaurant

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 February 2024 02:11 (three weeks ago) link

yes--home to every grad party, reunion, gandpa's birthday, and drunken townie night on boston's north shore

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 February 2024 02:16 (three weeks ago) link

i love weird local institutions like that

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 February 2024 02:17 (three weeks ago) link

totally, it is an objectively terrible place but i would be sad if it closed

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 February 2024 02:24 (three weeks ago) link

apparently pritchard had a similar event there this year that was cheaper lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 February 2024 02:33 (three weeks ago) link

lol they realized they undercharged!

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 February 2024 02:39 (three weeks ago) link

Baby, I just booked us a table for Valentine's dinner. It's a surprise but don't worry you're gonna love it. Wear that cute red dress I like and bring an unsigned Sam Hauser rookie card.

Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Thursday, 1 February 2024 03:07 (three weeks ago) link

lmao

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 February 2024 03:09 (three weeks ago) link

why do i have three basketballs dont worry your pretty little head ive thought of everything

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 February 2024 03:10 (three weeks ago) link

lol

ciderpress, Thursday, 1 February 2024 04:47 (three weeks ago) link

ive driven by that place a couple times recently didnt know it was an institution but makes sense. the north shore is still the mystery zone to me

ciderpress, Thursday, 1 February 2024 04:58 (three weeks ago) link

see that’s the south shore to me, no idea what goes on down there.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 February 2024 17:03 (three weeks ago) link

horf 14-8-8-4-2

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 8 February 2024 09:02 (two weeks ago) link

al looking spry out there

lag∞n, Thursday, 8 February 2024 15:09 (two weeks ago) link

article in the athletic points out that tillman gives them another guy besides horf who stout enough to guard big centers your embiids of the world, which yeah thats important to have, zinger gets bodied by bam let alone a real big boys like joker, kornet doesnt have the foot speed to stay with those guys

lag∞n, Thursday, 8 February 2024 15:19 (two weeks ago) link

yeah tillman's a beefy dude, enforcer bodytype

would be nice to have one more wing but i like prioritizing big man depth, keep horf and zinger as fresh as possible for the offs

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 8 February 2024 15:35 (two weeks ago) link

bet theyll add another wing today, tho who know if they can actually get someone better that brissett with what they have to offer

lag∞n, Thursday, 8 February 2024 15:41 (two weeks ago) link

in a way getting tillman should take some pressure off the wing rotation as he allows them to go big more play two big one wing two guard lineups

lag∞n, Thursday, 8 February 2024 15:45 (two weeks ago) link

also rumors of getting kris dunn which would be insurance against pritchard not holding up on defense which is def something that can happen

lag∞n, Thursday, 8 February 2024 15:46 (two weeks ago) link

and he jrue and derrick are all big so that could take some pressure off the wing rotation from the other end too, roll out some three guard lineups occasionally

lag∞n, Thursday, 8 February 2024 15:47 (two weeks ago) link

leprechaun ass looking mike gorman

1982 Boston Celtics. The Toast of Massachusetts. Enjoy!

pic.twitter.com/OL7jidRl8U

— Honest☘️Larry (@HonestLarry1) February 8, 2024

lag∞n, Thursday, 8 February 2024 18:00 (two weeks ago) link

that’s amazing

truly humbled underdog (k3vin k.), Thursday, 8 February 2024 18:07 (two weeks ago) link

wow

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 8 February 2024 18:13 (two weeks ago) link

"they're gonna send you home cryin"

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 8 February 2024 18:14 (two weeks ago) link

celtics not playing as good in the year 2024, maybe just the nba dog days getting to them, hope they pick it up soon gotta get rolling baby

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 February 2024 03:22 (two weeks ago) link

wins a win baby

truly humbled underdog (k3vin k.), Saturday, 10 February 2024 04:15 (two weeks ago) link

gotta love it

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 February 2024 17:16 (two weeks ago) link

jordan walsh getting non crunch time minutes

lag∞n, Thursday, 15 February 2024 01:02 (one week ago) link

the fellas

Cheers - Kevin McHale becomes obsessed with counting the bolts in Boston Garden's floor - Thursday, November 7, 1991. @ChristianArcand pic.twitter.com/l8xybe0Oqj

— Old School Boston (@OldSchoolBoston) February 15, 2024

lag∞n, Thursday, 15 February 2024 02:04 (one week ago) link

one loss to a losing team, wild

The Boston Celtics at the break:

43-12 overall
22-11 vs teams .500 or better
21-1 vs teams under .500
26-3 at home
17-9 on the road
18-8 in clutch games pic.twitter.com/s0yNG15Bek

— Dan Greenberg (@StoolGreenie) February 15, 2024

lag∞n, Thursday, 15 February 2024 16:15 (one week ago) link

brad does look just right in that pic to play the villain in like a 90s snl-style comedy, rob lowe wayne's world style. real estate developer, fully switchable roster developer, tomäto tomato

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 15 February 2024 18:44 (one week ago) link

Tatum’s pull-up 3-point percentages have risen a bit recently, but he has still been much more accurate on spot-up attempts. He entered the All-Star break shooting 41.5 percent on zero-dribble 3-point attempts (56 for 135) and 34 percent on all other 3-point tries. The latter mark represents a substantial improvement over last season, when Tatum shot just 29.1 percent on pull-up 3-point attempts, but who knows if the recent improvement is sustainable. Pull-up 3-point percentages, based on an inherently small and volatile sample, can swing substantially from season to season.

i really need someone to go look at all of tatums pull up 3s and break them out into dribble dribble dribble side step ones and the other ones there has to be a hero out there

maybe i should ask in the next mailbag https://theathletic.com/5290939/2024/02/22/jayson-tatum-celtics-xavier-tillman-mailbag/

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 February 2024 16:23 (three days ago) link


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