http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/0810/nba_g_shaqtsin_600.jpg
― am0n, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 22:10 (eight years ago) Permalink
i might actually try to follow the regular season this year, pending my tv/cable status
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 22:37 (eight years ago) Permalink
yeah seriously considering ponying up for a league pass
― dyao, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 22:38 (eight years ago) Permalink
yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011)
― enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 22:53 (eight years ago) Permalink
also re pic, can't tell if docs face is a) oh lord what have we done pls accelerate perkins' rehab with hyperbaric cheese chambers or b) f all yall miami etc we gots the DIESEL now
― enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 22:54 (eight years ago) Permalink
lol 36 is a terrible number
― for those about to s1ock, we slutsk you (m bison), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 23:46 (eight years ago) Permalink
shaq looks animatronic imo
― johnny crunch, Friday, May 14, 2010 6:26 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:03 (eight years ago) Permalink
feel like this is all some elaborate joke
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:09 (eight years ago) Permalink
the LeDecision, celtics getting shaq, kobe winning the mvp while shooting 6/24, kevin durants twitter is all somehow tied together leading up to david stern announcing hes bought an applebees franchise or something and its gonna be the best applebees ever
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:13 (eight years ago) Permalink
yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011) the celtics do not care at all about the regular season and will only frustrate and depress you
― enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Tuesday, August 10, 2010 6:53 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:25 (eight years ago) Permalink
and the playoffs will not make the season seem worth it, it will only depress you further for having sat thru their regular season nonsense
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:26 (eight years ago) Permalink
lol what the 2010 playoffs were totally worth it
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:36 (eight years ago) Permalink
no i only made u depressed further
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:36 (eight years ago) Permalink
it
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:37 (eight years ago) Permalink
stop telling ppl how depressed they are
― for those about to s1ock, we slutsk you (m bison), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 03:44 (eight years ago) Permalink
i may become a celtics fan this season
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 03:49 (eight years ago) Permalink
diagnosis: depressed
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 03:50 (eight years ago) Permalink
:(
― Clay, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 03:52 (eight years ago) Permalink
remember when they knocked out the skeet in the first round this year i do
― am0n, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 03:52 (eight years ago) Permalink
bowtie is a nice touch for press conference attire.
this year will be fantastic.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 09:44 (eight years ago) Permalink
Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there. Doc looks grimly serious because Shaq has just executed a cannonball into Doc's swimming pool and now only half the water is left in the pool.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:45 (eight years ago) Permalink
jordan u forgot one crucial point that i dont have to watch rasheed power-walk from 3 pt line to 3 pt line thus the regular season will be less depressing. i know what to expect from fat shaq and he is really fourth/fifth big man on the depth chart and at a min salary and somehow that's less depressing
for real though i think cs will be energized by the finals run and ready for vengeance. injuries were big last year too
clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails
― enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:52 (eight years ago) Permalink
Was thinking this exact same thing today.
― Official Cheese-Filled Snack of NASCAR since 2002 (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 23:04 (eight years ago) Permalink
Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there.
this i don't believe. i think o'neal is desperately concerned with going out on a super high note -- preferably by beating bryant in the finals. he could have signed for more money elsewhere. not that i think he's likely to put boston over-the-top at this stage of his career, but whatevs.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 12 August 2010 01:17 (eight years ago) Permalink
i hope he wears the bowtie during games, is all i hope.
http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss51/tr_fudge/The%20Los%20Angeles%20Lakers/ashley-greene-laker-lady-03.jpg
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 09:28 (eight years ago) Permalink
http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss51/tr_fudge/The%20Los%20Angeles%20Lakers/ashley-greene-laker-lady-02.jpg
green eyes
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 09:31 (eight years ago) Permalink
get well perkinstein! i like him
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 09:34 (eight years ago) Permalink
http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss51/tr_fudge/undftd-orlando-sucks-tee-1.jpglooking for a amen
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 09:47 (eight years ago) Permalink
will shaq playing for the Celtics in anyway hinder the chances of his jersey hanging in the rafters at Staples?
― Aerosol, Thursday, 12 August 2010 14:42 (eight years ago) Permalink
perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha. shaq is on the boston celtics btw not sure if ya'll heard
― am0n, Thursday, 12 August 2010 15:12 (eight years ago) Permalink
man his twitter better blow up this season
http://i36.tinypic.com/28vq7nd.jpg
― moullet, Thursday, 12 August 2010 16:16 (eight years ago) Permalink
perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha
im not messing with perkins. i like him
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 18:13 (eight years ago) Permalink
i'd push the big 3 down some stairs dont get me wrong
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 18:28 (eight years ago) Permalink
Then throw big baby down on top of'em
― Aerosol, Thursday, 12 August 2010 18:31 (eight years ago) Permalink
are these pre-emptively strikes against some trash-talking c's fans that haven't arrived yet or
― am0n, Thursday, 12 August 2010 19:00 (eight years ago) Permalink
ly
I don't get the potshots and hatred; C's fans aren't parasitical cancers like Lakers' fans.
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 12 August 2010 19:04 (eight years ago) Permalink
oh GOODNESS i came here as a peace offering and now im a barnacle or some shit
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 19:37 (eight years ago) Permalink
'ez snappin' is scandalized by a little bored schtick BRA-VOE
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 19:38 (eight years ago) Permalink
aerosol really hates you all tbf
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 19:40 (eight years ago) Permalink
that orlando shirt is lol
― am0n, Friday, 13 August 2010 01:21 (eight years ago) Permalink
needs reposting
http://www.proposalmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/0724_Perkins.jpg
BRIDE OF PERKINSTEIN
― am0n, Friday, 13 August 2010 01:22 (eight years ago) Permalink
aw
― ice cr?m, Friday, 13 August 2010 01:23 (eight years ago) Permalink
shaq to solidify celtics:
BOSTON — NBA analyst David Aldridge said Wednesday that with the addition of Shaquille O'Neal, the Celtics have vastly improved their chances of leading the league in three-second lane violations for the 2010–2011 season. "Not only does Shaq's presence in the paint give his team more opportunities to turn the ball over, but the Celtics have also added an experienced big man who makes an already old team significantly older," said Aldridge, adding that O'Neal should fill a key role in terms of drastically slowing down the Celtics' offense. "Danny Ainge was looking for someone with size who can't make it down to the other end of the court, and he went out and got the best in the business." Aldridge added that while O'Neal isn't the dominant force he once was, he believes Shaq still has a thing or two to teach teams who think it's a good idea to sign him.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 14 August 2010 17:14 (eight years ago) Permalink
He may not entirely solidify the C's, but he can add a lot of viscosity.
― Aimless, Saturday, 14 August 2010 18:49 (eight years ago) Permalink
hahahahaaha guys i just realized, shaq is really fat!
― Ruffalo buffalo Ruffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Ruffalo buffalo (m bison), Saturday, 14 August 2010 22:22 (eight years ago) Permalink
on paper and based on my faded memories of his great prime years, boston signing shaq sounds like a very good move. then, you read stuff like this:
SamAmicoNBA Shaq on Mo: "Guys who couldn't even play were worried about shots. Why was Mo (Williams) taking 15 shots, and I'm only taking four?"
if o'neal is complaining about his shots on a 66-win team featuring lebron james, i'm not convinced he'll all of a sudden be a good team player in boston. i imagine if he could work well anywhere, it would be there, given the quality character guys leading the team, but still . . .
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 6 September 2010 13:33 (eight years ago) Permalink
lol i was begging them to trade him last season now hes amazing, memo to nba teams no matter how much i plead dont let me be gm
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 02:35 (yesterday) Permalink
TIMELORD OWNS ANTHONY DAVIS pic.twitter.com/uf6aK4YWK1— Dan Greenberg (@StoolGreenie) December 11, 2018
Timelord is still a dumb nickname
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 02:39 (yesterday) Permalink
I’m gonna call him Appetite For Destruction after the Robt. Williams who painted the original GNR cover
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 02:41 (yesterday) Permalink
jaylen doing some exemplary stat padding in garbage time the last few games
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 02:42 (yesterday) Permalink
soft sched but celtics tcb
vs Pelicans W113-100@ Bulls W133-77vs Knicks W128-100@ Timberwolves W118-109vs Cavaliers W128-95@ Pelicans W124-107
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 03:03 (yesterday) Permalink
Gotta be scoring 120 per game vs scrub teams like that. Celtics have rounded the corner
― Celtoes Adidas (Spottie), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 03:14 (yesterday) Permalink
lineup change did the trick
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 03:23 (yesterday) Permalink
It was fun watching last year's playoff team tonight. They bring out the best in each other.
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 03:24 (yesterday) Permalink
yeah they play hard and do stuff
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 03:25 (yesterday) Permalink
ha celtics fans feeling bold after they cheered hayward to boston
Anthony Davis on whether he heard Garden cheering him at times tonight: "I heard it tonight but I'm focused on this team. I'm trying to do whatever I can to help this team gets wins with the roster we have."— Brian Robb (@BrianTRobb) December 11, 2018
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 03:42 (yesterday) Permalink
that with the roster we have part doesnt sound too enthusiastic
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 03:43 (yesterday) Permalink
davis gone, c's or lakers, book it
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 04:16 (yesterday) Permalink
btw the worst timeline is davis and kd in lakers uniforms with bron, it would be so large, but bad
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 04:17 (yesterday) Permalink
o god yea thats a nightmare
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 04:18 (yesterday) Permalink
the best timeline is davis in boston pwning the raptors after kawhi signs a 5 year max deal also he gets injured and trues to sell new balance in myanmar and then there is a major look at his human rights record also KD goes to the spurs
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 04:21 (yesterday) Permalink
(to clarify, we should really look at _kawhi's_ record on human rights)
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 04:22 (yesterday) Permalink
Kawhi believes human’s don’t have rights unless they sit out a year
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 04:36 (yesterday) Permalink
Jayson Tatum with AUTHORITY 🔨 pic.twitter.com/TguA3kJ189— Boston Celtics (@celtics) December 11, 2018
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 18:28 (yesterday) Permalink
wld prefer to see this current celtics team win rings and not make another superteam w davis, however wld prefer to see them win rings w davis than no rings w/o
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 18:30 (yesterday) Permalink
making a superteam via trades is way more legit than via free agency tho
CELTICS - NBA RANKS (During 6-game win streak)OFFENSE 1stDEFENSE 3rdNET RATING 1stSCORING 1stFIELD GOAL% 1st3-POINT % 1stREBOUNDING 1stASSISTS 1stASSIST/TO 1stEFFECTIVE FG% 1stTRUE SHOOTING 1st— Sean Grande (@SeanGrandePBP) December 11, 2018
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 18:32 (yesterday) Permalink
rob williams is cute
Hear from Robert Williams after a big showing from the rookie. pic.twitter.com/LtOKNB28qp— Boston Celtics (@celtics) December 11, 2018
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 18:33 (yesterday) Permalink
the core seven of the current team: 2 by trade, 2 by free agency, 3 by draft. what's the legitimacy quotient on that?
― fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 18:46 (yesterday) Permalink
5:2 legitimacy ratio, pretty good, and if they trade for brow who wld be their best player then its even better, prob hayward wld be in that trade too so then horf wld be the only free agent signing left, also most ppl werent even that impressed by picking him up but now theyre starting to appreciate the genius of horf, overall a pretty legit team, way more so than yr warriors or heat and so forth
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 18:49 (yesterday) Permalink
lmao
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 11 December 2018 18:55 (yesterday) Permalink
I like the legitimacy ratio
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 11 December 2018 18:56 (yesterday) Permalink
its one of the most innovative stats
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 19:09 (yesterday) Permalink
we need a stat that measures a team's legitimacy ratio against a replacement level legitimacy ratio, weighted for market size, previous championships won, and number of times your gm has been fleeced by danny ainge.
― fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 19:13 (yesterday) Permalink
2008 celtics (the proto super team) was all homegrown or trades for a perfect legitimacy score of 100
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 19:13 (yesterday) Permalink
hm the warriors have 4/1 ratio as their starting lineup. not bad
― Celtoes Adidas (Spottie), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 19:25 (yesterday) Permalink
for the warriors its better to use our adjusted legitimacy ratio metric which takes into account that they added a top 5 player via free agency after putting up the best regular season record ever and blew a 3-1 finals lead, also factors in that the free agent is a lil bitch, the parking lot call will affect the score somewhat too
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 19:29 (yesterday) Permalink
long story short our metric shows the warriors sullied pristine legitimacy resulting in a total bummer rating of 100 for the whole league
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 19:33 (yesterday) Permalink
whatever suits your little homered narrative
― Celtoes Adidas (Spottie), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 19:34 (yesterday) Permalink
actually its objective math/science
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 19:35 (yesterday) Permalink
gonna be weird when kd joins his bff kyrie after this season
― Celtoes Adidas (Spottie), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 19:36 (yesterday) Permalink
i will not allow it/thankfully not really possible
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 19:37 (yesterday) Permalink
congrats to the celtics for winning one title in the last 32 years :)
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:10 (yesterday) Permalink
wow warriors fans seem kind of sensitive about how they blew up a lovable entertaining home grown team to build a shallow mercenary squad with no chemistry that everyone hates
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:13 (yesterday) Permalink
That reminds me of when the Celtics got Kyrie for nothing and still couldn't get past Tristan Thompson and the Cavs.
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:15 (yesterday) Permalink
kinda a weird reading of that series might want to review "the facts"
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:17 (yesterday) Permalink
poly otm obv. the celtics were lovable with IT2 then they sold their soul and bad karma has bitten them.
― Celtoes Adidas (Spottie), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:34 (yesterday) Permalink
yeah, and now they've loaded up with ring chasers like horford and hayward. p embarrassing tbh
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:35 (yesterday) Permalink
and now desperate to add brow sheesh.
― Celtoes Adidas (Spottie), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:37 (yesterday) Permalink
kyrie+horford celtics are cool dunno about hayward
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:43 (yesterday) Permalink
no one would say that getting kyrie and horford and then playing all your draft picks is stacking the team
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:44 (yesterday) Permalink
THIS is a bad ratio: stevie nicks, mike campbell, neil finn, christine mcvie, mick fleetwood, john mcvie.
― fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:53 (yesterday) Permalink
celtics are very nice and chill
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:11 (yesterday) Permalink
― lag∞n, Tuesday, December 11, 2018 2:13 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
warriors fans please understand that this is -- in fact -- the Official Narrative of ILH
― KING OF HOOPS, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 00:51 (sixteen hours ago) Permalink
Whatever king of hoops
― Celtoes Adidas (Spottie), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 03:18 (fourteen hours ago) Permalink