CELTICS 2010

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i might actually try to follow the regular season this year, pending my tv/cable status

yeah seriously considering ponying up for a league pass

yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011)

also re pic, can't tell if docs face is a) oh lord what have we done pls accelerate perkins' rehab with hyperbaric cheese chambers or b) f all yall miami etc we gots the DIESEL now

lol 36 is a terrible number

shaq looks animatronic imo

― johnny crunch, Friday, May 14, 2010 6:26 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

feel like this is all some elaborate joke

the LeDecision, celtics getting shaq, kobe winning the mvp while shooting 6/24, kevin durants twitter is all somehow tied together leading up to david stern announcing hes bought an applebees franchise or something and its gonna be the best applebees ever

yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011) the celtics do not care at all about the regular season and will only frustrate and depress you

― enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Tuesday, August 10, 2010 6:53 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

and the playoffs will not make the season seem worth it, it will only depress you further for having sat thru their regular season nonsense

lol what the 2010 playoffs were totally worth it

no i only made u depressed further

it

stop telling ppl how depressed they are

i may become a celtics fan this season

diagnosis: depressed

:(

remember when they knocked out the skeet in the first round this year i do

bowtie is a nice touch for press conference attire.

this year will be fantastic.

Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there. Doc looks grimly serious because Shaq has just executed a cannonball into Doc's swimming pool and now only half the water is left in the pool.

jordan u forgot one crucial point that i dont have to watch rasheed power-walk from 3 pt line to 3 pt line thus the regular season will be less depressing. i know what to expect from fat shaq and he is really fourth/fifth big man on the depth chart and at a min salary and somehow that's less depressing

for real though i think cs will be energized by the finals run and ready for vengeance. injuries were big last year too

clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails

clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails

Was thinking this exact same thing today.

Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there.

this i don't believe. i think o'neal is desperately concerned with going out on a super high note -- preferably by beating bryant in the finals. he could have signed for more money elsewhere. not that i think he's likely to put boston over-the-top at this stage of his career, but whatevs.

i hope he wears the bowtie during games, is all i hope.

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green eyes

get well perkinstein! i like him

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looking for a amen

will shaq playing for the Celtics in anyway hinder the chances of his jersey hanging in the rafters at Staples?

perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha. shaq is on the boston celtics btw not sure if ya'll heard

man his twitter better blow up this season

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perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha

im not messing with perkins. i like him

i'd push the big 3 down some stairs dont get me wrong

Then throw big baby down on top of'em

are these pre-emptively strikes against some trash-talking c's fans that haven't arrived yet or

ly

I don't get the potshots and hatred; C's fans aren't parasitical cancers like Lakers' fans.

oh GOODNESS i came here as a peace offering and now im a barnacle or some shit

'ez snappin' is scandalized by a little bored schtick BRA-VOE

aerosol really hates you all tbf

that orlando shirt is lol

needs reposting

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BRIDE OF PERKINSTEIN

aw

shaq to solidify celtics:

BOSTON — NBA analyst David Aldridge said Wednesday that with the addition of Shaquille O'Neal, the Celtics have vastly improved their chances of leading the league in three-second lane violations for the 2010–2011 season. "Not only does Shaq's presence in the paint give his team more opportunities to turn the ball over, but the Celtics have also added an experienced big man who makes an already old team significantly older," said Aldridge, adding that O'Neal should fill a key role in terms of drastically slowing down the Celtics' offense. "Danny Ainge was looking for someone with size who can't make it down to the other end of the court, and he went out and got the best in the business." Aldridge added that while O'Neal isn't the dominant force he once was, he believes Shaq still has a thing or two to teach teams who think it's a good idea to sign him.

He may not entirely solidify the C's, but he can add a lot of viscosity.

hahahahaaha guys i just realized, shaq is really fat!

on paper and based on my faded memories of his great prime years, boston signing shaq sounds like a very good move. then, you read stuff like this:

SamAmicoNBA Shaq on Mo: "Guys who couldn't even play were worried about shots. Why was Mo (Williams) taking 15 shots, and I'm only taking four?"

if o'neal is complaining about his shots on a 66-win team featuring lebron james, i'm not convinced he'll all of a sudden be a good team player in boston. i imagine if he could work well anywhere, it would be there, given the quality character guys leading the team, but still . . .

75 points at half time, jfc

Tatum is looking as good as I've ever seen him tonight.

He had a fun, restful vacation in Paris over the summer.

this game is like the hawks dont exist

the hawks do exist who else is gonna trade their unprotected first round pick to the spurs this year for the low low price of...the memory of dejounte murray

sorry the hawks have ceased to be

wow adam silver has a lot to answer for if hes contracting one of the most existing teams in the nba the atlanta hawks

sam hauser just took okongwu to the rack easily lol

celtics arent playing their best ball so far this year havent been nearly healthy and they still score three points on every possession

have the hawks had a player who could reasonably be described as "tough" recently? in the last 5 years? ever?

cant think of one

stats

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no fast break pts, gotta admire the commitment to preserving your knees, running is rly rough business

tatum is taking more bad threes than ever, he cant help himself hes a fiend

Joe Mazzulla on the conversations he’s had with Jaylen Brown about his injured hip:

“We both kind of mumble when we talk.”

Did Jaylen mumble at all about the hip?

“Couldn’t understand him.”

Does he have a sense of whether it’ll linger?

“The mumbling or the injury?”

Both.… pic.twitter.com/COvQwiszI7

— Zack Cox (@zm_cox) November 6, 2024

Celtics the first mumblecore nba team

tatum four techs in ten games new draymond gotta watch out he doesnt start choking people

How are we feeling about the neon?

extremely forgettable

unconscionable, relegate nike

That game was way too close.

not the celtics best work imo they should start playing defense at some point tho i guess its doesnt have to be right now

they can do what they want as long as they win the nba playoffs

Absolutely insane run of 3s to close out the first half vs the Cavs

when you’re out on an island near the 3-point line backing up as jason tatum comes running at you you’re so cooked

Porzingis on the sideline dressed like Scarface tonight

Huge win after a messy 2nd half

good game rip cavs

jaylen's drive game is so good now, this is crazy

Not as easy as it looks to bank this in over Mobley, and this should end the game by Brown pic.twitter.com/vTObrpZRwt

— BBALLBREAKDOWN (@bballbreakdown) November 20, 2024

that was a nice play so easy

that court was a real trip, looks like a video game and everyone is floating

its very silly

The look on @Dwhite921's face when @jaytatum0 was asked about saying @Al_Horford is his fav teammate 😂 pic.twitter.com/JMz5LYe0co

— Boston Celtics (@celtics) November 20, 2024

vibes are still good

lmao dwhite took that one seriously

Zinger probable to play tonight!

whaa

knew he was getting close since they sent him up to practice in maine but didnt realize it was imminent pretty cool

zingers back baby deep threes are back

brad saying they brought the maine team down to practice with zinger thats innovation

12-17 3s in the 2nd quarter jesus

78 points in the half vs the best defense

51 point second quarter

pritchard is genuinely good this year

Porzingis finished with 16 points on 6-for-12 shooting but hit just one of his six 3-point attempts. His teammates didn't care about his outside misses.
They loved seeing Porzingis back on the court with them. They felt his presence, his calming touch.

cute

I think Celtics assistant coach @CraigLuschenat was in some way responsible for that play call

Luke Kornet and Sam Hauser both immediately went over to congratulate him after Jayson Tatum got the layup pic.twitter.com/YHBkBp0YG7

— Noa Dalzell 🏀 (@NoaDalzell) November 26, 2024

since the celtics remade their team by trading smart rob and brogdon a year+ ago those guys have played a total of 87 games which is less than one of them would have played had they been healthy that whole time, crazy

lol the one where he falls down and shoots the three anyway

Payton Pritchard : Season-high 29 points on 10-16 shooting, 7-11 from 3 & 7 rebounds in 29 minutes off the bench pic.twitter.com/kXP5rPTC06

— Lee Harvey (@MusikFan4Life) November 30, 2024

payton curry

from not playing 2 years ago to 6th man candidate and legitimately frightening scorer today, pretty sweet

wild stuff for sure