http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/0810/nba_g_shaqtsin_600.jpg
― am0n, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 22:10 (eleven years ago) link
i might actually try to follow the regular season this year, pending my tv/cable status
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 22:37 (eleven years ago) link
yeah seriously considering ponying up for a league pass
― dyao, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 22:38 (eleven years ago) link
yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011)
― enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 22:53 (eleven years ago) link
also re pic, can't tell if docs face is a) oh lord what have we done pls accelerate perkins' rehab with hyperbaric cheese chambers or b) f all yall miami etc we gots the DIESEL now
― enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
lol 36 is a terrible number
― for those about to s1ock, we slutsk you (m bison), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 23:46 (eleven years ago) link
shaq looks animatronic imo
― johnny crunch, Friday, May 14, 2010 6:26 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:03 (eleven years ago) link
feel like this is all some elaborate joke
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:09 (eleven years ago) link
the LeDecision, celtics getting shaq, kobe winning the mvp while shooting 6/24, kevin durants twitter is all somehow tied together leading up to david stern announcing hes bought an applebees franchise or something and its gonna be the best applebees ever
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:13 (eleven years ago) link
yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011) the celtics do not care at all about the regular season and will only frustrate and depress you
― enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Tuesday, August 10, 2010 6:53 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:25 (eleven years ago) link
and the playoffs will not make the season seem worth it, it will only depress you further for having sat thru their regular season nonsense
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:26 (eleven years ago) link
lol what the 2010 playoffs were totally worth it
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:36 (eleven years ago) link
no i only made u depressed further
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:36 (eleven years ago) link
it
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:37 (eleven years ago) link
stop telling ppl how depressed they are
― for those about to s1ock, we slutsk you (m bison), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 03:44 (eleven years ago) link
i may become a celtics fan this season
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 03:49 (eleven years ago) link
diagnosis: depressed
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 03:50 (eleven years ago) link
:(
― Clay, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 03:52 (eleven years ago) link
remember when they knocked out the skeet in the first round this year i do
― am0n, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 03:52 (eleven years ago) link
bowtie is a nice touch for press conference attire.
this year will be fantastic.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 09:44 (eleven years ago) link
Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there. Doc looks grimly serious because Shaq has just executed a cannonball into Doc's swimming pool and now only half the water is left in the pool.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:45 (eleven years ago) link
jordan u forgot one crucial point that i dont have to watch rasheed power-walk from 3 pt line to 3 pt line thus the regular season will be less depressing. i know what to expect from fat shaq and he is really fourth/fifth big man on the depth chart and at a min salary and somehow that's less depressing
for real though i think cs will be energized by the finals run and ready for vengeance. injuries were big last year too
clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails
― enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:52 (eleven years ago) link
Was thinking this exact same thing today.
― Official Cheese-Filled Snack of NASCAR since 2002 (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 23:04 (eleven years ago) link
Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there.
this i don't believe. i think o'neal is desperately concerned with going out on a super high note -- preferably by beating bryant in the finals. he could have signed for more money elsewhere. not that i think he's likely to put boston over-the-top at this stage of his career, but whatevs.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 12 August 2010 01:17 (eleven years ago) link
i hope he wears the bowtie during games, is all i hope.
http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss51/tr_fudge/The%20Los%20Angeles%20Lakers/ashley-greene-laker-lady-03.jpg
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 09:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss51/tr_fudge/The%20Los%20Angeles%20Lakers/ashley-greene-laker-lady-02.jpg
green eyes
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 09:31 (eleven years ago) link
get well perkinstein! i like him
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 09:34 (eleven years ago) link
http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss51/tr_fudge/undftd-orlando-sucks-tee-1.jpglooking for a amen
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 09:47 (eleven years ago) link
will shaq playing for the Celtics in anyway hinder the chances of his jersey hanging in the rafters at Staples?
― Aerosol, Thursday, 12 August 2010 14:42 (eleven years ago) link
perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha. shaq is on the boston celtics btw not sure if ya'll heard
― am0n, Thursday, 12 August 2010 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
man his twitter better blow up this season
http://i36.tinypic.com/28vq7nd.jpg
― moullet, Thursday, 12 August 2010 16:16 (eleven years ago) link
perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha
im not messing with perkins. i like him
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
i'd push the big 3 down some stairs dont get me wrong
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
Then throw big baby down on top of'em
― Aerosol, Thursday, 12 August 2010 18:31 (eleven years ago) link
are these pre-emptively strikes against some trash-talking c's fans that haven't arrived yet or
― am0n, Thursday, 12 August 2010 19:00 (eleven years ago) link
ly
I don't get the potshots and hatred; C's fans aren't parasitical cancers like Lakers' fans.
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 12 August 2010 19:04 (eleven years ago) link
oh GOODNESS i came here as a peace offering and now im a barnacle or some shit
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 19:37 (eleven years ago) link
'ez snappin' is scandalized by a little bored schtick BRA-VOE
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 19:38 (eleven years ago) link
aerosol really hates you all tbf
― dont wear sh@q without the fu (tremendoid), Thursday, 12 August 2010 19:40 (eleven years ago) link
that orlando shirt is lol
― am0n, Friday, 13 August 2010 01:21 (eleven years ago) link
needs reposting
http://www.proposalmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/0724_Perkins.jpg
BRIDE OF PERKINSTEIN
― am0n, Friday, 13 August 2010 01:22 (eleven years ago) link
aw
― ice cr?m, Friday, 13 August 2010 01:23 (eleven years ago) link
shaq to solidify celtics:
BOSTON — NBA analyst David Aldridge said Wednesday that with the addition of Shaquille O'Neal, the Celtics have vastly improved their chances of leading the league in three-second lane violations for the 2010–2011 season. "Not only does Shaq's presence in the paint give his team more opportunities to turn the ball over, but the Celtics have also added an experienced big man who makes an already old team significantly older," said Aldridge, adding that O'Neal should fill a key role in terms of drastically slowing down the Celtics' offense. "Danny Ainge was looking for someone with size who can't make it down to the other end of the court, and he went out and got the best in the business." Aldridge added that while O'Neal isn't the dominant force he once was, he believes Shaq still has a thing or two to teach teams who think it's a good idea to sign him.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 14 August 2010 17:14 (eleven years ago) link
He may not entirely solidify the C's, but he can add a lot of viscosity.
― Aimless, Saturday, 14 August 2010 18:49 (eleven years ago) link
hahahahaaha guys i just realized, shaq is really fat!
― Ruffalo buffalo Ruffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Ruffalo buffalo (m bison), Saturday, 14 August 2010 22:22 (eleven years ago) link
on paper and based on my faded memories of his great prime years, boston signing shaq sounds like a very good move. then, you read stuff like this:
SamAmicoNBA Shaq on Mo: "Guys who couldn't even play were worried about shots. Why was Mo (Williams) taking 15 shots, and I'm only taking four?"
if o'neal is complaining about his shots on a 66-win team featuring lebron james, i'm not convinced he'll all of a sudden be a good team player in boston. i imagine if he could work well anywhere, it would be there, given the quality character guys leading the team, but still . . .
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 6 September 2010 13:33 (eleven years ago) link
second team baby named hendrix (rob williams)
― lag∞n, Friday, 20 May 2022 03:11 (two months ago) link
awww congrats to derrick. i have no idea where the hendrix trend is coming from but happy for all the new babies.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 20 May 2022 03:15 (two months ago) link
nice
The Red Sox are all wearing Celtics jerseys on the flight to Chicago. I support this. Austin Davis had the full uniform, shorts and all.— Ian Browne (@IanMBrowne) May 22, 2022
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 May 2022 01:06 (two months ago) link
Marcus Smart & Rob Williams prayer circle to play: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Marcus & rob 🕯 Please play 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯— Kenny☘️ (@CELTICSvsEvery1) May 23, 2022
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 23 May 2022 20:54 (two months ago) link
i'm stealing this from somewhere else but had to share--tatum is in all likelihood going to end up playing the most minutes of anyone this season, potentially by a lot:
Tatum is second in total regular season + playoff minutes (3,334) behind Mikal Bridges (3,354).Remaining teams' leaders:DAL: Dorian Finney-Smith (3,254)GSW: Andrew Wiggins (2,790)MIA: Tyler Herro (2,525)Remaining teams' stars:DAL: Luka Doncic (2,776)GSW: Stephen Curry (2,682)MIA: Jimmy Butler (2,426)
Remaining teams' leaders:
DAL: Dorian Finney-Smith (3,254)GSW: Andrew Wiggins (2,790)MIA: Tyler Herro (2,525)
Remaining teams' stars:
DAL: Luka Doncic (2,776)GSW: Stephen Curry (2,682)MIA: Jimmy Butler (2,426)
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 14:26 (two months ago) link
thats a lot of minutes got to find a way to get him more rest next year
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 14:39 (two months ago) link
― call all destroyer, Thursday, May 19, 2022 11:15 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink
said during the game last night that they had the name picked out before he was traded, it was written
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 14:48 (two months ago) link
Robert Williams on when Derrick White told him he was also naming his son Hendrix: ‘That’s the first thing he told me’ https://t.co/8RhjRPtaCW— Souichi Terada | 寺田惣一 (@SouichiTerada) May 24, 2022
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 16:21 (two months ago) link
https://bostonglobe-prod.cdn.arcpublishing.com/resizer/3KBpy-QlkJfmeVya37G8R2zDS1k=/1280x0/cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/bostonglobe/PWTVRCFB2JOMO44C7BRHUOXHK4.jpg
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 27 May 2022 11:08 (two months ago) link
lmao
― lag∞n, Friday, 27 May 2022 11:39 (two months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIIWSofTsDo
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 30 May 2022 15:47 (two months ago) link
Yes!!! pic.twitter.com/uW96N1EEqg— Nia Long (@NiaLong) May 30, 2022
― lag∞n, Monday, 30 May 2022 17:06 (two months ago) link
same, nia
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 31 May 2022 00:42 (two months ago) link
crazy
New: "Isn't it just the craziest story?"Rose Mary Johnson & Celtics legend JoJo White were inseparable as kids growing up on the same St. Louis street.Johnson never knew she'd one day have a grandson, Jayson Tatum, who'd become the next great Celtic.https://t.co/2xKCQ6fG2N— Adam Himmelsbach (@AdamHimmelsbach) May 31, 2022
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 May 2022 18:31 (two months ago) link
wow small world!
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 31 May 2022 21:01 (two months ago) link
So wait, Jaylen's new agent is... Kanye?
― Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Tuesday, 31 May 2022 21:04 (two months ago) link
guess hell finally get a new sneaker deal
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 May 2022 21:11 (two months ago) link
Adam Sandler - “The Celtics are fucking tough!” pic.twitter.com/BJwAYmcIuE— Scott Maxwell (@SilvahHammah) June 5, 2022
― lag∞n, Sunday, 5 June 2022 15:45 (two months ago) link
Jaylen Brown went from being a fan with dreams of being in the league to playing in his own NBA Finals 🔥pic.twitter.com/Uz4h2xtu2b— Celtics Nation (@CelticsNationCP) June 5, 2022
― lag∞n, Sunday, 5 June 2022 20:47 (two months ago) link
lol
Rob Williams on how angry Ime Udoka was when Klay Thompson hit a three late in the third quarter: "(laughs) You seen it. He was...yeah...you seen it. He was like 'Get up!' and I was like 'I thought I was up!' But yeah, he was mad."— Keith Smith (@KeithSmithNBA) June 9, 2022
― lag∞n, Thursday, 9 June 2022 04:09 (two months ago) link
love how many straight shooters this team has
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 June 2022 04:13 (two months ago) link
wait. pic.twitter.com/JFZnTs3zAc— Steve Jones Jr. (@stevejones20) June 9, 2022
― lag∞n, Thursday, 9 June 2022 15:13 (two months ago) link
lol whats going on here
Is Ime Udoka actually Gordon Bombay? Are the Celtics actually the Mighty Ducks? They’ve basically transformed from District Five. Also, they’re doing this at practice. Seems pretty Ducks ish. pic.twitter.com/BGbnS5VKpZ— Jay King (@ByJayKing) June 9, 2022
― lag∞n, Thursday, 9 June 2022 17:15 (two months ago) link
gotta make sure you have that one down
― ciderpress, Thursday, 9 June 2022 18:27 (two months ago) link
Ime Udoka may have saved the Celtics with a key question during a timeout after his team had committed some bad turnovers. According to a source, Udoka stepped into the huddle and said, "Will you guys stop playing like assholes?"Aaaaaand we have our coaching moment of the year.— Steve Bulpett (@SteveBHoop) June 9, 2022
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 June 2022 19:57 (two months ago) link
"I don't know if y'all see it, but he cusses us out a lot. I guess it's warranted during the games.”Jayson Tatum on Celtics coach Ime Udoka 😂 pic.twitter.com/OOsMBrOV7o— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) June 9, 2022
― lag∞n, Thursday, 9 June 2022 20:04 (two months ago) link
pop coaching tree
― terence trent d'ilfer (m bison), Thursday, 9 June 2022 22:52 (two months ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/xxuPSKL.jpg
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 10 June 2022 11:07 (one month ago) link
🚀
― ciderpress, Friday, 10 June 2022 14:48 (one month ago) link
Al Horford's family discussed his tenure in Philly during a new interview Friday, claiming Horford was "homesick" for Boston and that, "we continued to root for Boston, because they're not dickheads" https://t.co/Q04oqlqsHB— Kyle Neubeck (@KyleNeubeck) June 10, 2022
― Spottie, Friday, 10 June 2022 17:23 (one month ago) link
lmaooo
― lag∞n, Friday, 10 June 2022 17:29 (one month ago) link
i love how al is this super square religious guy and his siblings are all completely unfiltered.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 10 June 2022 18:29 (one month ago) link
1.) coach Ime Udoka didn’t trust his bench; 2.) the Celtics had issues running a cohesive offense against an elite defense; and 3.) Jaylen Brown and Jayson Tatum handled the ball far too much and hence made turnovers trying to create their own shot.
in particular
It may be time to lighten the responsibility from Marcus Smart, sign a quality backup point guard that could shift Smart to shooting guard in a small lineup and jumpstart the offense in the fourth quarter. The Celtics offense was stagnant all season late in games and that has to be addressed because that stagnation likely cost them a championship.
but what of derrick white?
The hope for the Celtics is White improves over the summer and is benefited by a full training camp. But his struggles punctuate the Celtics’ need for a knockdown shooter off the bench. Stevens filled the roster with defenders, turning the Celtics into the league’s No. 1 defense.But what happens when those defenders can’t score? That was their primary issue.
But what happens when those defenders can’t score? That was their primary issue.
https://www.bostonglobe.com/2022/06/19/sports/after-falling-just-short-celtics-face-critical-offseason-chase-franchises-18th-championship/
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 20 June 2022 17:03 (one month ago) link
It wasn't that Ime didn't trust his bench, he just had no options and versatility there. Practically ever player in uniform for GS was in the rotation at some point during the season. Cs were all in on their 8.5 man rotation but when Grant lost the magic and White got cold he had no other options. Feel like he gave Pritchard and Theis the exact right minutes but those should've been the 4th and 5th or even 6th guys off the bench, not the 3rd and 4th.
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 20 June 2022 20:26 (one month ago) link
yeah not really a trust thing, grant and theis just didn't fit the matchup. white played plenty of minutes but wasn't good
― ciderpress, Monday, 20 June 2022 22:29 (one month ago) link
zero jumpers in the highlight reel guess theyre figuring theyll try to fix that, beautiful hair tho, nice handle moves well they say hes an elite athlete but its not exactly jumping out of those clips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIf53FnxNrw
― lag∞n, Sunday, 26 June 2022 23:04 (one month ago) link
some jumpers in here doesnt look bad, 72%ft not great but not awful 30%3pt very bad, 57% from two is nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THnjYbe9Gsg
― lag∞n, Sunday, 26 June 2022 23:11 (one month ago) link
ehh late 2nd round pick, not really expecting an nba player
― ciderpress, Sunday, 26 June 2022 23:48 (one month ago) link
listen we have to do our due diligence here
― lag∞n, Sunday, 26 June 2022 23:56 (one month ago) link
The place I've always dreamed ☘️🏀#Celtics #Boston #NBA pic.twitter.com/IhFhIwFRkh— DANILO GALLINARI (@gallinari8888) July 12, 2022
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 July 2022 12:19 (four weeks ago) link
beautiful white gazelle in boston baby
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 12 July 2022 13:22 (four weeks ago) link
concrete jungle where dreams are made of
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 12 July 2022 14:38 (four weeks ago) link
i sometimes forget which nicknames are ilh-specific, and let me tell you, google has some interesting autocompletes for "beautiful white g"
― circles, Tuesday, 12 July 2022 15:18 (four weeks ago) link
if this guy can learn to shoot hes an nba player
JD DAVIDSON WAS ON FIRE FOR THE ☘ IN THE FIRST-HALF🔥 @jddavison10: 19 PTS (5/6 FGM), 3 AST, 3 3PM 🔥 pic.twitter.com/nkr4mCc8hV— NBA (@NBA) July 14, 2022
― lag∞n, Thursday, 14 July 2022 21:13 (three weeks ago) link
five star recruit super athletic gets to the rim good playmaker wonderful hair great on the break, just cant shoot
― lag∞n, Thursday, 14 July 2022 21:16 (three weeks ago) link
evergreen
― Spottie, Thursday, 14 July 2022 21:50 (three weeks ago) link
yeah i mean its basically the definition of a second rounder but at least its not if this guy can learn to move his feet faster
― lag∞n, Thursday, 14 July 2022 22:35 (three weeks ago) link
speaking of learning to shoot is there any hope for nesmith
― micah, Friday, 15 July 2022 14:09 (three weeks ago) link
yeah i think there is, seems like he just never found his rhythm, but if he does he could be a pretty ideal 3 and d guy
― lag∞n, Friday, 15 July 2022 14:15 (three weeks ago) link
nesmith knocked em down in warmups and was a jumpy mess every time he got in a game. he should benefit from reps in a lower-pressure setting.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 15 July 2022 17:42 (three weeks ago) link