CELTICS 2010

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i might actually try to follow the regular season this year, pending my tv/cable status

yeah seriously considering ponying up for a league pass

yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011)

also re pic, can't tell if docs face is a) oh lord what have we done pls accelerate perkins' rehab with hyperbaric cheese chambers or b) f all yall miami etc we gots the DIESEL now

lol 36 is a terrible number

shaq looks animatronic imo

― johnny crunch, Friday, May 14, 2010 6:26 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

feel like this is all some elaborate joke

the LeDecision, celtics getting shaq, kobe winning the mvp while shooting 6/24, kevin durants twitter is all somehow tied together leading up to david stern announcing hes bought an applebees franchise or something and its gonna be the best applebees ever

yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011) the celtics do not care at all about the regular season and will only frustrate and depress you

― enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Tuesday, August 10, 2010 6:53 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

and the playoffs will not make the season seem worth it, it will only depress you further for having sat thru their regular season nonsense

lol what the 2010 playoffs were totally worth it

no i only made u depressed further

it

stop telling ppl how depressed they are

i may become a celtics fan this season

diagnosis: depressed

:(

remember when they knocked out the skeet in the first round this year i do

bowtie is a nice touch for press conference attire.

this year will be fantastic.

Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there. Doc looks grimly serious because Shaq has just executed a cannonball into Doc's swimming pool and now only half the water is left in the pool.

jordan u forgot one crucial point that i dont have to watch rasheed power-walk from 3 pt line to 3 pt line thus the regular season will be less depressing. i know what to expect from fat shaq and he is really fourth/fifth big man on the depth chart and at a min salary and somehow that's less depressing

for real though i think cs will be energized by the finals run and ready for vengeance. injuries were big last year too

clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails

clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails

Was thinking this exact same thing today.

Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there.

this i don't believe. i think o'neal is desperately concerned with going out on a super high note -- preferably by beating bryant in the finals. he could have signed for more money elsewhere. not that i think he's likely to put boston over-the-top at this stage of his career, but whatevs.

i hope he wears the bowtie during games, is all i hope.

http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss51/tr_fudge/The%20Los%20Angeles%20Lakers/ashley-greene-laker-lady-03.jpg

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green eyes

get well perkinstein! i like him

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looking for a amen

will shaq playing for the Celtics in anyway hinder the chances of his jersey hanging in the rafters at Staples?

perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha. shaq is on the boston celtics btw not sure if ya'll heard

man his twitter better blow up this season

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perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha

im not messing with perkins. i like him

i'd push the big 3 down some stairs dont get me wrong

Then throw big baby down on top of'em

are these pre-emptively strikes against some trash-talking c's fans that haven't arrived yet or

ly

I don't get the potshots and hatred; C's fans aren't parasitical cancers like Lakers' fans.

oh GOODNESS i came here as a peace offering and now im a barnacle or some shit

'ez snappin' is scandalized by a little bored schtick BRA-VOE

aerosol really hates you all tbf

that orlando shirt is lol

needs reposting

http://www.proposalmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/0724_Perkins.jpg

BRIDE OF PERKINSTEIN

aw

shaq to solidify celtics:

BOSTON — NBA analyst David Aldridge said Wednesday that with the addition of Shaquille O'Neal, the Celtics have vastly improved their chances of leading the league in three-second lane violations for the 2010–2011 season. "Not only does Shaq's presence in the paint give his team more opportunities to turn the ball over, but the Celtics have also added an experienced big man who makes an already old team significantly older," said Aldridge, adding that O'Neal should fill a key role in terms of drastically slowing down the Celtics' offense. "Danny Ainge was looking for someone with size who can't make it down to the other end of the court, and he went out and got the best in the business." Aldridge added that while O'Neal isn't the dominant force he once was, he believes Shaq still has a thing or two to teach teams who think it's a good idea to sign him.

He may not entirely solidify the C's, but he can add a lot of viscosity.

hahahahaaha guys i just realized, shaq is really fat!

on paper and based on my faded memories of his great prime years, boston signing shaq sounds like a very good move. then, you read stuff like this:

SamAmicoNBA Shaq on Mo: "Guys who couldn't even play were worried about shots. Why was Mo (Williams) taking 15 shots, and I'm only taking four?"

if o'neal is complaining about his shots on a 66-win team featuring lebron james, i'm not convinced he'll all of a sudden be a good team player in boston. i imagine if he could work well anywhere, it would be there, given the quality character guys leading the team, but still . . .

“Grant, get out my face” 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/j0TfhFdza9

— Boston Celtics (@celtics) January 6, 2020

The worst part about this clip is Grant PERFECTLY capturing the tone of the overly serious “Thank you, Marcus” we give players/coaches after every scrum. https://t.co/NNSI0FrA4B

— Tom Westerholm (@Tom_NBA) January 6, 2020

lmao

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ENo5Wm0UUAAS9Nz?format=jpg&name=small

seems like tatum is making progress in being more physical on drives

i saw a post today (maybe from the athletic) about how he's starting using the jump stop in the paint to be more effective.

yeah i read that

this game happening vs the wizards right now is pretty low qual

The Celtics just shot 29.2 percent in the first half against, statistically speaking, one of the worst defenses in NBA history. Just seven assists for the Celtics in that half.

— Jay King (@ByJayKing) January 7, 2020

celtics can get kinda low energy with out kemba (flu) in the mix

the schedule is getting pretty busy too

this is one of those games where smart decides hes going to play like someone whose good at scoring

https://www.nbcsports.com/boston/celtics/dressed-success-celtics-marcus-smart-has-obsession-robes

Truth be told, Smart wasn’t always a robe guy. But the warmth and simplicity of the robe soon won him over.

“That’s what’s crazy — I didn't start really messing with robes until my first year in the NBA. Then I just kinda liked it,” said Smart. "It’s comfy, it’s easy to put on. You're trying to look for stuff in your closet, you’re like, ‘You know what, just throw a robe on, some sweatpants, and you’re ready to go.’”

"Truth be told, Smart wasn’t always a robe guy."
this is how you start a novel.

tatum 41pts in 30mins

Grant Williams just fouled out for the Celtics in 13 minutes.

0 Points
1 Rebound
1 Assist

Legendary performance.

— Kyle Wobzma (@WorldWideWob) January 12, 2020

not really an amazing game to be at other than tatum going completely nuts. the pels were really depleted even since their game last night.

seeing kemba's crazy side-to-side dribble moves in person was fun.

my buddy was saying that he didn't like the jaxon hayes pick during warmups so we had a good running joke as jaxon scored 20 (with ONE rebound lmao).

45% on stepbacks

NEW: Jayson Tatum shot 27 percent on step-back 3-pointers last year. He’s up to 45 percent this season.

Here’s how Tatum, with help from Drew Hanlen, turned step-back triples into a major weapon.https://t.co/dkFFgSHMNZ pic.twitter.com/BBdJObC04q

— Tom Westerholm (@Tom_NBA) January 13, 2020

thats what he needs to do to be an elite scorer

that and

Larranaga said he pushes Tatum to relocate around the perimeter, to take advantage of momentary defensive slippages that can open up opportunities from deep.

“Being able to hit a three without penetrating the defensive shell is important, but it also makes it really important to be active off the ball and be really great at using off-ball screens, running in transition,” Larranga said. “That’s something I try to share with Jay and really push him: Hey, every time he runs in transition, something good is going to happen, whether he has the ball or doesn’t have the ball.”

“A guy like him that’s so talented relies on having the ball in his hands, and he does wonders,” Hanlen said. “But as he matures and gets older, he’ll let the game come to him more by putting himself in advantageous spots and taking advantage of easy scoring opportunities.”

nice catch

Still can’t believe how easy Smart made the one-hand grab look. pic.twitter.com/lmDUaa5Tzs

— Chris Forsberg (@ChrisForsberg_) January 13, 2020

Tremont Waters was just named G League player of the week. Not sure the league had any choice after he made this insane pass. pic.twitter.com/rYhNjFyv5n

— Jay King (@ByJayKing) January 13, 2020

My wife made this short video illustrating the difference between @FCHWPO last season and this season pic.twitter.com/uhMIoDHpIU

— LarBrd33 (@LarBrd33) January 14, 2020

hahah that's good

lmao nice 86 rookie hair

awwwwwww

.@GaryPayton_20 talks with @smart_MS3 postgame and says Smart played just like he used to 👏#TheBounce pic.twitter.com/aILzegpTm0

— Yahoo Sports NBA (@YahooSportsNBA) January 14, 2020

love the glove

btw if any big league fans on here havent seen uncut gems u gotta check it out kg and the nba is very central too it and they totally nail it i think also they nail the ny shit like a mfr and its a good movie

no spoilers but theres a brief conversation abt if chris paul is overrated

fun fact: one year in college my friend and i organized a casual friday morning pickup game and josh safdie was one of our regulars. good player!

thats cool!

so you all hooped in jeans and a buttonup shirt. props.

lol

lol. given the um, athletic prowess of the film department, which was a major contingent in our game, that's not super far off-base.

lmao

Brad Stevens follows up Daniel Theis' presser & first question is whether he's going to start now that he's good to go tonight:

"Good. I had not gotten that word but I always think it’s great that he tells you guys first. I’ll find out. Eventually. Good to find out via Twitter."

— Jared Weiss (@JaredWeissNBA) January 15, 2020

Lmao pic.twitter.com/FTLVrGgki8

— LIFELONG PELICANS FAN MAN 69☭ (@Riffs_Man) January 16, 2020

hes like 5-10

Random mid-game note:

I’m very impressed by Tremont Waters throwing down a windmill with ease on his IG story: pic.twitter.com/85LAGdqcLj

— Chris Grenham (@chrisgrenham) January 17, 2020

wow

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EOdCs-9XkAEZ58H?format=jpg&name=small

there's been a murder

marcus is a saint u monsters

https://i.imgur.com/9J05N5H.png

lagoon do u want lamarcus he can shoot 3's now

no thank you

but he can shoot 3's now

3s r good its true

yes and he can shoot them

Full audio of Boston’s Jaylen Brown on The Woj Pod: https://t.co/NjiNPO0rHn pic.twitter.com/DT7KBGzAld

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) January 20, 2020

sick

Marcus Smart with the dime 👀 pic.twitter.com/gAalU90UQS

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) January 21, 2020

crazy play

Amazing effort by LeBron right here! Wow!

Jaylen Brown with the steal after a Daniel Theis layup and Kemba finishes it with the tip in! #Celtics pic.twitter.com/K3yfPOah1L

— Jordan Moore (@iJordanMoore) January 21, 2020

celtics without jaylen and jayson down 16 to the magic on the road win by 11 tcb

☘️ Celtics 109 🎩 Magic 98

Kemba Walker’s night …

37 PTS⁰12-22 FG
6-11 3PT
6 AST
4 STL

… summed up in one picture 👇 pic.twitter.com/PG3lbmmPPQ

— Chris Forsberg (@ChrisForsberg_) January 25, 2020