CELTICS 2010

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i might actually try to follow the regular season this year, pending my tv/cable status

yeah seriously considering ponying up for a league pass

yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011)

also re pic, can't tell if docs face is a) oh lord what have we done pls accelerate perkins' rehab with hyperbaric cheese chambers or b) f all yall miami etc we gots the DIESEL now

lol 36 is a terrible number

shaq looks animatronic imo

― johnny crunch, Friday, May 14, 2010 6:26 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

feel like this is all some elaborate joke

the LeDecision, celtics getting shaq, kobe winning the mvp while shooting 6/24, kevin durants twitter is all somehow tied together leading up to david stern announcing hes bought an applebees franchise or something and its gonna be the best applebees ever

yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011) the celtics do not care at all about the regular season and will only frustrate and depress you

― enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Tuesday, August 10, 2010 6:53 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

and the playoffs will not make the season seem worth it, it will only depress you further for having sat thru their regular season nonsense

lol what the 2010 playoffs were totally worth it

no i only made u depressed further

it

stop telling ppl how depressed they are

i may become a celtics fan this season

diagnosis: depressed

:(

remember when they knocked out the skeet in the first round this year i do

bowtie is a nice touch for press conference attire.

this year will be fantastic.

Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there. Doc looks grimly serious because Shaq has just executed a cannonball into Doc's swimming pool and now only half the water is left in the pool.

jordan u forgot one crucial point that i dont have to watch rasheed power-walk from 3 pt line to 3 pt line thus the regular season will be less depressing. i know what to expect from fat shaq and he is really fourth/fifth big man on the depth chart and at a min salary and somehow that's less depressing

for real though i think cs will be energized by the finals run and ready for vengeance. injuries were big last year too

clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails

clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails

Was thinking this exact same thing today.

Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there.

this i don't believe. i think o'neal is desperately concerned with going out on a super high note -- preferably by beating bryant in the finals. he could have signed for more money elsewhere. not that i think he's likely to put boston over-the-top at this stage of his career, but whatevs.

i hope he wears the bowtie during games, is all i hope.

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green eyes

get well perkinstein! i like him

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looking for a amen

will shaq playing for the Celtics in anyway hinder the chances of his jersey hanging in the rafters at Staples?

perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha. shaq is on the boston celtics btw not sure if ya'll heard

man his twitter better blow up this season

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perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha

im not messing with perkins. i like him

i'd push the big 3 down some stairs dont get me wrong

Then throw big baby down on top of'em

are these pre-emptively strikes against some trash-talking c's fans that haven't arrived yet or

ly

I don't get the potshots and hatred; C's fans aren't parasitical cancers like Lakers' fans.

oh GOODNESS i came here as a peace offering and now im a barnacle or some shit

'ez snappin' is scandalized by a little bored schtick BRA-VOE

aerosol really hates you all tbf

that orlando shirt is lol

needs reposting

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BRIDE OF PERKINSTEIN

aw

shaq to solidify celtics:

BOSTON — NBA analyst David Aldridge said Wednesday that with the addition of Shaquille O'Neal, the Celtics have vastly improved their chances of leading the league in three-second lane violations for the 2010–2011 season. "Not only does Shaq's presence in the paint give his team more opportunities to turn the ball over, but the Celtics have also added an experienced big man who makes an already old team significantly older," said Aldridge, adding that O'Neal should fill a key role in terms of drastically slowing down the Celtics' offense. "Danny Ainge was looking for someone with size who can't make it down to the other end of the court, and he went out and got the best in the business." Aldridge added that while O'Neal isn't the dominant force he once was, he believes Shaq still has a thing or two to teach teams who think it's a good idea to sign him.

He may not entirely solidify the C's, but he can add a lot of viscosity.

hahahahaaha guys i just realized, shaq is really fat!

on paper and based on my faded memories of his great prime years, boston signing shaq sounds like a very good move. then, you read stuff like this:

SamAmicoNBA Shaq on Mo: "Guys who couldn't even play were worried about shots. Why was Mo (Williams) taking 15 shots, and I'm only taking four?"

if o'neal is complaining about his shots on a 66-win team featuring lebron james, i'm not convinced he'll all of a sudden be a good team player in boston. i imagine if he could work well anywhere, it would be there, given the quality character guys leading the team, but still . . .

jaylen worked on his handle

👀👀👀👀 pic.twitter.com/5UislwjyL9

— Boston Celtics (@celtics) October 12, 2019

Celtics are converting 7-foot-6 rookie Tacko Fall to a two-way contract, league sources tell ESPN. He will spend most of his season developing with G-League affiliate Maine, but can spend up to 45 days with Celtics in NBA.

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) October 13, 2019

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Tacko Twosday

Tacko Twoway

I think the Celtics are going to be great this year. Lots of psychological factors

def looking pretty good in the preseason, still loaded for a big trade tooo

center rotation is sus

maybe marcus smart can play some center

Whatever happened to the brilliant 'start five guys who are all 6' 8" tall' concept?

al horford flew the coop! and their best player is very short now

horford was so central to their playmaking gotta think their offense is gonna look pretty different this year, assuming smart and hayward will take up a lot of that slack

celtics basically lost their damn minds anytime horford wasnt on the court, kinda worrying

he was dad

The 6' 8" experiment must happen! If that means benching their best player and losing some games, so be it. The future of hoops is at stake here and such small considerations must be swept aside for the greater good.

you know what youre right weve got to move forward on this ill email brad and danny

the celtics are so psychological

i kinda think hayward is gonna have a good year. two years removed from the ankle snap, no more weird kyrie energy around him. more opportunities for playmaking

Jaylen is officially 6'6" now. Can we count his hair?

yes. of course. history is not made by the timid.

he cut his hair

Marcus Smart is working on his Al Horford jumper after Celtics practice and it’s too perfect haha pic.twitter.com/QSE0QwNWyz

— Jay King (@ByJayKing) October 14, 2019

Celtics should definitely trade for a 7 footer who can defend. I think the Magic and Celtics should make a Bamba deal honestly. It makes sense.

i wld welcome bamba, theyre prob looking for someone older/more developed tho

why would the magic trade bamba?

celts: what if we put out a team of all 6'8" dudes
magic: fuck that what if we put out a team of all 6'11" dudes

why would the magic trade bamba?

Plus they have J Isaac

They should trade vucevic and keep Isaac and bamba tbh

no one wants vooch, is the problem. especially after he completely folded in the offs.

centers who dont defend arent in super high demand eg kanter making $5m for the celtics

there are probably some trade possibilities for vooch next offseason when the free agent class is bad and some teams are looking to upgrade.

They want Vuc, is the thing. So

Vucevic’s defense has gotten a lot better btw, it’s generally acceptable

carsen >>>> steph

FOUR 3s IN A ROW FOR CARSEN 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/4L0Pwgl1Kf

— Dan Greenberg (@StoolGreenie) October 16, 2019

24 points for Carsen Edwards in 6 minutes. This is insane.

— Brian Robb (@BrianTRobb) October 16, 2019

carsen >>>> god

Carsen Edwards with eight made 3-pointers in the first half of the third quarter. What.

— Jay King (@ByJayKing) October 16, 2019

The 76ers gave us Tatum and Langford for Fultz and then traded Fultz for Carsen Edwards but then gave us him and Grant for Thybulle

— Ryan Bernardoni (@dangercart) October 16, 2019

Carsen Edwards hit eight 3PTs in the 3Q alone 😳🔥 pic.twitter.com/WDjbdA5kQp

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) October 16, 2019

Carsen Edwards and Tremont Waters have combined for 52 points on 19-of-29 shooting with 12 made 3-pointers between them. Still six minutes left.

— Jay King (@ByJayKing) October 16, 2019

new idea

something to consider for Brad Stevens would be riding an all 6’3-and-under lineup to his first NBA championship

— Tom Westerholm (@Tom_NBA) October 16, 2019

that's just something to consider for brad stevens

edwards is ridic

carsen edwards prob my fave celtic of alltime

― lag∞n, Sunday, October 6, 2019 6:47 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

Carsen Edwards: Human Bucket. Great graphic @Max_Lederman pic.twitter.com/TzAXlTgNlL

— Danielle Hobeika (@dhobeika) October 16, 2019

Distances on Carsen Edwards’ nine made 3-pointers Tuesday:

23
30
25
26
30
33
28
33
28

Average distance: 28.4 feet

— Chris Forsberg (@ChrisForsberg_) October 16, 2019

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Javonte Green earns the Boston Celtics final roster spot https://t.co/BIYvjzO50Q

— Bryant Stith (@BLS_swish20) October 19, 2019

hmm i think he shd take it

Report: Celtics have offered $80/4-year extension to Jaylen Brown https://t.co/9ShTFC7OaY pic.twitter.com/AWk0ortu45

— CelticsBlog (@celticsblog) October 16, 2019

Oh my, yes. that's money.

seems right