CELTICS 2010

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i might actually try to follow the regular season this year, pending my tv/cable status

yeah seriously considering ponying up for a league pass

yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011)

also re pic, can't tell if docs face is a) oh lord what have we done pls accelerate perkins' rehab with hyperbaric cheese chambers or b) f all yall miami etc we gots the DIESEL now

lol 36 is a terrible number

shaq looks animatronic imo

― johnny crunch, Friday, May 14, 2010 6:26 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

feel like this is all some elaborate joke

the LeDecision, celtics getting shaq, kobe winning the mvp while shooting 6/24, kevin durants twitter is all somehow tied together leading up to david stern announcing hes bought an applebees franchise or something and its gonna be the best applebees ever

yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011) the celtics do not care at all about the regular season and will only frustrate and depress you

― enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Tuesday, August 10, 2010 6:53 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

and the playoffs will not make the season seem worth it, it will only depress you further for having sat thru their regular season nonsense

lol what the 2010 playoffs were totally worth it

no i only made u depressed further

it

stop telling ppl how depressed they are

i may become a celtics fan this season

diagnosis: depressed

:(

remember when they knocked out the skeet in the first round this year i do

bowtie is a nice touch for press conference attire.

this year will be fantastic.

Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there. Doc looks grimly serious because Shaq has just executed a cannonball into Doc's swimming pool and now only half the water is left in the pool.

jordan u forgot one crucial point that i dont have to watch rasheed power-walk from 3 pt line to 3 pt line thus the regular season will be less depressing. i know what to expect from fat shaq and he is really fourth/fifth big man on the depth chart and at a min salary and somehow that's less depressing

for real though i think cs will be energized by the finals run and ready for vengeance. injuries were big last year too

clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails

clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails

Was thinking this exact same thing today.

Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there.

this i don't believe. i think o'neal is desperately concerned with going out on a super high note -- preferably by beating bryant in the finals. he could have signed for more money elsewhere. not that i think he's likely to put boston over-the-top at this stage of his career, but whatevs.

i hope he wears the bowtie during games, is all i hope.

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green eyes

get well perkinstein! i like him

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looking for a amen

will shaq playing for the Celtics in anyway hinder the chances of his jersey hanging in the rafters at Staples?

perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha. shaq is on the boston celtics btw not sure if ya'll heard

man his twitter better blow up this season

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perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha

im not messing with perkins. i like him

i'd push the big 3 down some stairs dont get me wrong

Then throw big baby down on top of'em

are these pre-emptively strikes against some trash-talking c's fans that haven't arrived yet or

ly

I don't get the potshots and hatred; C's fans aren't parasitical cancers like Lakers' fans.

oh GOODNESS i came here as a peace offering and now im a barnacle or some shit

'ez snappin' is scandalized by a little bored schtick BRA-VOE

aerosol really hates you all tbf

that orlando shirt is lol

needs reposting

http://www.proposalmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/0724_Perkins.jpg

BRIDE OF PERKINSTEIN

aw

shaq to solidify celtics:

BOSTON — NBA analyst David Aldridge said Wednesday that with the addition of Shaquille O'Neal, the Celtics have vastly improved their chances of leading the league in three-second lane violations for the 2010–2011 season. "Not only does Shaq's presence in the paint give his team more opportunities to turn the ball over, but the Celtics have also added an experienced big man who makes an already old team significantly older," said Aldridge, adding that O'Neal should fill a key role in terms of drastically slowing down the Celtics' offense. "Danny Ainge was looking for someone with size who can't make it down to the other end of the court, and he went out and got the best in the business." Aldridge added that while O'Neal isn't the dominant force he once was, he believes Shaq still has a thing or two to teach teams who think it's a good idea to sign him.

He may not entirely solidify the C's, but he can add a lot of viscosity.

hahahahaaha guys i just realized, shaq is really fat!

on paper and based on my faded memories of his great prime years, boston signing shaq sounds like a very good move. then, you read stuff like this:

SamAmicoNBA Shaq on Mo: "Guys who couldn't even play were worried about shots. Why was Mo (Williams) taking 15 shots, and I'm only taking four?"

if o'neal is complaining about his shots on a 66-win team featuring lebron james, i'm not convinced he'll all of a sudden be a good team player in boston. i imagine if he could work well anywhere, it would be there, given the quality character guys leading the team, but still . . .

coach brad cannot be happy w this effort tonight lol

i feel like playing the hawks may be disorienting in general

celtics starters were just so much better even on a pretty ragged night

yeah jaylen-jayson-gordon were balling

Langford said he texted his parents he was starting and they thought he was in Maine.

— Brian Robb (@BrianTRobb) February 6, 2020

feel like tatum is playing w more confidence since getting the allstar select hes shooting those off the dribble 3s so at his own pace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmclRdZ4FL4

yup https://www.masslive.com/celtics/2020/02/boston-celtics-jayson-tatum-goes-from-rushing-to-calmly-carrying-games-confidence-has-a-lot-to-do-with-it.html

i like this kind of pass where the fake and the pass are in one motion manu was the master of that shit

pic.twitter.com/gdZNqWjgIv

— LIFELONG PELICANS FAN MAN 69☭ (@Riffs_Man) February 6, 2020

Oddest choice of music I've ever seen in a sports clip

romelol

Romeo Langford wasn’t worried about the trade deadline because “to be honest, I forgot I could be traded. … I forgot people get traded."https://t.co/Za8OwcrRVl pic.twitter.com/yNJeMYPRCs

— Tom Westerholm (@Tom_NBA) February 7, 2020

i love him lol

Romeo was simply too high to be traded.

— LIFELONG PELICANS FAN MAN 69☭ (@Riffs_Man) February 7, 2020

lol the whole quote

“I forgot I was in the NBA,” Langford said. “Not in the NBA, but like, I forgot people get traded. Thinking like college. If you’re there, you just stay there. ... To be honest, I forgot I could be traded. That’s why. I wasn’t even thinking about it."

ballin

Jayson Tatum is the Eastern Conference Player of the Week, the NBA has announced.

That's two consecutive weeks a Celtic has received the honor. Jaylen Brown got the nod last week.

— Chris Grenham (@chrisgrenham) February 10, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-zOTs6C91I

3-level scoring, baby!

lmao marcus flopping in practice

Marcus Smart vs Enes Kanter post up 1-on-1: pic.twitter.com/6FNL9s3dKW

— Jay King (@ByJayKing) February 20, 2020

its jayson tatum night on msnbc boston i just consumed 45 mins of jayson tatum content i know more about his family now

deuce is extremely cute

daniel theis is just destroying the wolves lol

All-Star Jayson Tatum's just tooling with guys this month.

In 10 February games for the #Celtics, Tatum's averaging:

30.3 PTS
50 FG% (20.2 FGA)
49.5 3P% (9.1 3PA)
77.8 FT% (7.2 FTA)
7.2 REB
1.2 STL
1.3 BLK
8 +/-
36.4 MIN

Superstar. And he's still 21.pic.twitter.com/LMY0wyeu74

— Adam Kaufman (@AdamMKaufman) February 26, 2020

turns out he’s good

How is he not even 22 yet

the time system

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time.gov

he had some sick drives in the lakers game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YSn8G19qRo

im consuming tatum content at a statically astounding rate

Best Unassisted 3-Point Shooters 2019-20*

1. Jayson Tatum .... 41.5%
2. Damian Lillard ... 40.4%
3. Zach LaVine ...... 39.6%
4. Paul George ...... 39.2%
5. Kyle Lowry ......... 37.5%

*min. 100 attempts (33 qualifiers) pic.twitter.com/4ZZbgb7yMH

— Kirk Goldsberry (@kirkgoldsberry) February 28, 2020

feel like tatum is playing w more confidence since getting the allstar select hes shooting those off the dribble 3s so at his own pace

― lag∞n, Thursday, February 6, 2020 12:15 AM (three weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

da celtics pundit

The Lagoon Post

I've drafted Tatum on my $$$ fantasy bball team every year of his career and have yet to regret it.

Apparently Simmons has Tatum ranked above Luka on his pod with Zach Lowe today. Maybe it’s just Bill being Bill but that still seems like a crazybridge too far

let bill follow his muse lol

tbc the topic was players from playoff teams you would want for the next 4 months only....tatum on an epic heater playing awesome help defense every night is very desirable in that capacity. luka rules of course but not on defense and i wouldn't be shocked if his first playoffs is a little shaky.

Yea I guess it’s a little apples and oranges bc Tatum is the best player and linchpin of a very well constructed team whereas Luka IS the mavs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK5P2qzb070

oh yeah that's the good stuff

one thing i noticed in that is he looks so much stronger this year from last particularly in the famous core strength just way less floppy on his shot and ball handling its really allowed him to tighten everything up

definitely--he's getting to the point where he can drive, weather the contact, and either get fouled or wait for the defender to go past him and put up an easy shot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkwqi2TUJqs

Soon... @tackofall99 pic.twitter.com/38XHQfOcbq

— Grant Williams (@Grant2Will) March 5, 2020

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thank you dunkin

kemba playing like ass crap since coming back from the sore knee hope he is all right

he's pretty clearly not right

they shd drain it and give him a shot im not a doctor

drain out the bad stuff, shoot in the good stuff--makes sense to me.

yeah its basically like working on a car, something i know nothing about

you ever cleaned a drain it's literally the same thing

Marcus Smart, who tested positive for coronavirus, has volunteered to donate his blood plasma for research.

Amazing.

— Legion Hoops (@LegionHoops) April 1, 2020

if marcus smarts blood becomes the basis for the corona vaccine thats final proof that ive been in a coma for a while

further proof that he's the best defensive player in the nba.