CELTICS 2010

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i might actually try to follow the regular season this year, pending my tv/cable status

yeah seriously considering ponying up for a league pass

yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011)

also re pic, can't tell if docs face is a) oh lord what have we done pls accelerate perkins' rehab with hyperbaric cheese chambers or b) f all yall miami etc we gots the DIESEL now

lol 36 is a terrible number

shaq looks animatronic imo

― johnny crunch, Friday, May 14, 2010 6:26 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

feel like this is all some elaborate joke

the LeDecision, celtics getting shaq, kobe winning the mvp while shooting 6/24, kevin durants twitter is all somehow tied together leading up to david stern announcing hes bought an applebees franchise or something and its gonna be the best applebees ever

yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011) the celtics do not care at all about the regular season and will only frustrate and depress you

― enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Tuesday, August 10, 2010 6:53 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

and the playoffs will not make the season seem worth it, it will only depress you further for having sat thru their regular season nonsense

lol what the 2010 playoffs were totally worth it

no i only made u depressed further

it

stop telling ppl how depressed they are

i may become a celtics fan this season

diagnosis: depressed

:(

remember when they knocked out the skeet in the first round this year i do

bowtie is a nice touch for press conference attire.

this year will be fantastic.

Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there. Doc looks grimly serious because Shaq has just executed a cannonball into Doc's swimming pool and now only half the water is left in the pool.

jordan u forgot one crucial point that i dont have to watch rasheed power-walk from 3 pt line to 3 pt line thus the regular season will be less depressing. i know what to expect from fat shaq and he is really fourth/fifth big man on the depth chart and at a min salary and somehow that's less depressing

for real though i think cs will be energized by the finals run and ready for vengeance. injuries were big last year too

clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails

clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails

Was thinking this exact same thing today.

Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there.

this i don't believe. i think o'neal is desperately concerned with going out on a super high note -- preferably by beating bryant in the finals. he could have signed for more money elsewhere. not that i think he's likely to put boston over-the-top at this stage of his career, but whatevs.

i hope he wears the bowtie during games, is all i hope.

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green eyes

get well perkinstein! i like him

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looking for a amen

will shaq playing for the Celtics in anyway hinder the chances of his jersey hanging in the rafters at Staples?

perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha. shaq is on the boston celtics btw not sure if ya'll heard

man his twitter better blow up this season

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perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha

im not messing with perkins. i like him

i'd push the big 3 down some stairs dont get me wrong

Then throw big baby down on top of'em

are these pre-emptively strikes against some trash-talking c's fans that haven't arrived yet or

ly

I don't get the potshots and hatred; C's fans aren't parasitical cancers like Lakers' fans.

oh GOODNESS i came here as a peace offering and now im a barnacle or some shit

'ez snappin' is scandalized by a little bored schtick BRA-VOE

aerosol really hates you all tbf

that orlando shirt is lol

needs reposting

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BRIDE OF PERKINSTEIN

aw

shaq to solidify celtics:

BOSTON — NBA analyst David Aldridge said Wednesday that with the addition of Shaquille O'Neal, the Celtics have vastly improved their chances of leading the league in three-second lane violations for the 2010–2011 season. "Not only does Shaq's presence in the paint give his team more opportunities to turn the ball over, but the Celtics have also added an experienced big man who makes an already old team significantly older," said Aldridge, adding that O'Neal should fill a key role in terms of drastically slowing down the Celtics' offense. "Danny Ainge was looking for someone with size who can't make it down to the other end of the court, and he went out and got the best in the business." Aldridge added that while O'Neal isn't the dominant force he once was, he believes Shaq still has a thing or two to teach teams who think it's a good idea to sign him.

He may not entirely solidify the C's, but he can add a lot of viscosity.

hahahahaaha guys i just realized, shaq is really fat!

on paper and based on my faded memories of his great prime years, boston signing shaq sounds like a very good move. then, you read stuff like this:

SamAmicoNBA Shaq on Mo: "Guys who couldn't even play were worried about shots. Why was Mo (Williams) taking 15 shots, and I'm only taking four?"

if o'neal is complaining about his shots on a 66-win team featuring lebron james, i'm not convinced he'll all of a sudden be a good team player in boston. i imagine if he could work well anywhere, it would be there, given the quality character guys leading the team, but still . . .

yeah he has

also good to see kemba suffering no ill effects after that scary injury

he did it again!

Marcus Smart gets MVP chants after he gets the broom and removes a ball stuck on the backboard for the second time this week lmao 😂

— Shake4ndbake (@ItsShake4ndbake) November 28, 2019

MVP chant after @smart_MS3 saves the day (again) 😂 pic.twitter.com/0grg66GtqM

— Boston Celtics (@celtics) November 28, 2019

different broom tho... weird

passive agression masterclass

Jaylen Brown on Kyrie booing: "I think everything worked out for the better for everybody so I don't think anybody in Boston should have anything to complain or boo about...the energy should shift to being more positive."

— Brian Robb (@BrianTRobb) November 28, 2019

kyrieeeeeee cmon lol

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EKbkZjeWwAA_bXH?format=jpg&name=large

Holy smokes lmao

LIFE.

who wants to tell kyrie that he's under no obligation to play professional basketball for a living?

Seriously just go play streetball for the love of the game.

acts like he's the only fuckin guy who's had to go to work with some other stuff on his mind

man he’s a shitty writer

it's petty but i want him to get absolutely roasted for this

https://i.imgur.com/98NpKut.png

guys from the league making some good posts lately i applaud it

everyone should be encouraged to post

kyrie has to deal with LIFE just like the rest of us, but for cripes sake he doesn't have a clue how to deal with being an extremely wealthy professional basketball player who is still only 27 and in pretty good health.

marcus actively worried about him

Irving still has at least one friend on the Celtics. Smart still texts him. “I want to make sure he’s still OK, ask him how he’s doing and really making sure that he’s gonna be good,” Smart said.

Find someone who cares about you like Marcus cares about Kyrie.

jaylen has really gotten good at using his athleticism to get easy shots

nothin like easy shots!

celtics are playing like turkeys rn tho

rob is a good passer

Timelord post dime pic.twitter.com/BBPdxjEPRB

— Max Carlin (@maxacarlin) November 29, 2019

dimelord

i really really dont like those extremely fake jerseys sorry boston fans

they suck!

but check it out i did a little redesign that i think really improves them

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EKj1o2SU8AAF8qA?format=jpg&name=360x360

v nice

sick play

Time Lord ATTACKS the rim 😤#Celtics pic.twitter.com/Y4PmBttqi8

— NBA TV (@NBATV) December 1, 2019

not sure why hes in the dleague while carsen is on the big team

NEWS: Tremont Waters has been named @nbagleague Player of the Month! #CrustaceanNation STORY: https://t.co/kEOO3uPKMw pic.twitter.com/W06PvBC1w7

— Maine Red Claws (@maineredclaws) December 2, 2019

After his second straight jumper from deep in the corner, Jaylen Brown spun to blow a kiss in the direction of the Miami Heat bench. Brown said he meant the gesture for good friend Kelly Olynyk, but was not sure if the former Celtics big man saw it.

“He felt it though,” Brown laughed. “Kelly’s my guy. K-Doggy. One of Boston’s finest. Anytime I get to show him some love, I try to. He said I was going to miss, so I sent that kiss over to him.”

our sweet boy is gaining health

Danny Ainge said on @Toucherandrich that Gordon Hayward will probably practice with the team this weekend: "I don't want to get ahead of myself and get too excited about it, but I think he's progressing really well."

— Boston.com Celtics News (@BDCCeltics) December 5, 2019

mb semi is good now

Semi Ojeleye is shooting a career-high 37 percent from 3. Some on/off splits since Hayward's injury:
Celtics' D with Ojeleye on court: 97 points allowed per 100 poss (1st on team)
Celtics' D with Ojeleye off court: 106 points allowed per 100 poss. https://t.co/Wq63vJc9mo

— Brian Robb (@BrianTRobb) December 6, 2019

i mean an excellent defender who can hit an open 3 and doesnt do anything else is a reasonable situational player

Good morning Max! https://t.co/L7Q3BY4JRT

— Abby Chin (@tvabby) December 6, 2019

semi seems like an alright role player its just rough to see him attempt anything on offense besides a catch and shoot

yeah when he dribbles its no bueno, i guess his role is defensive stopper like when u really need another body to throw at giannis or whatever, and the fact that hes hitting 3s makes it more tenable, at the beginning of this year he still looked super tentative shooting then one game he just started letting it fly and looked so much better, someone got to him

mb put him in the mix and staggered jaylen/jayson/gordon minutes since especially w kemba its prob better to spread out that offensive ability

it has to be tough b/c he's behind so many other wings and his defense is a lot more useful for some matchups than others so there aren't always going to be consistent minutes to help him find his footing.

mb the celtics shd trade gordon hayward

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JAYLEN BROWN BASHED IT ON HIM 🔨 pic.twitter.com/sNXsstLc8s

— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) December 7, 2019

9-0 at home vs a tuff sched

The Celtics are now 5-0 against five of the seven top teams in the NBA at the TD Garden (Bucks, Raptors, Heat, Nuggets, Mavericks)

— Brian Robb (@BrianTRobb) December 7, 2019

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jaylen calling himself and jayson "fire and ice" (without clarifying who was who) is so lame that i love it and hope they run with it.

i hope they never clarify

lmao

Another phenomenal Smart vs Jaylen session after practice. Each player lands a haymaker. Smart with the winner. pic.twitter.com/GMEETan2Pn

— Chris Forsberg (@ChrisForsberg_) December 8, 2019

i like how official basketball players play one on one, no rebounding, no recovering loose balls, starting possessions in diff spots

Jaylen’s most dominant stretch ... pic.twitter.com/bDML8SBW5L

— Chris Forsberg (@ChrisForsberg_) December 8, 2019