CELTICS 2010

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i might actually try to follow the regular season this year, pending my tv/cable status

yeah seriously considering ponying up for a league pass

yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011)

also re pic, can't tell if docs face is a) oh lord what have we done pls accelerate perkins' rehab with hyperbaric cheese chambers or b) f all yall miami etc we gots the DIESEL now

lol 36 is a terrible number

shaq looks animatronic imo

― johnny crunch, Friday, May 14, 2010 6:26 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

feel like this is all some elaborate joke

the LeDecision, celtics getting shaq, kobe winning the mvp while shooting 6/24, kevin durants twitter is all somehow tied together leading up to david stern announcing hes bought an applebees franchise or something and its gonna be the best applebees ever

yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011) the celtics do not care at all about the regular season and will only frustrate and depress you

― enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Tuesday, August 10, 2010 6:53 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

and the playoffs will not make the season seem worth it, it will only depress you further for having sat thru their regular season nonsense

lol what the 2010 playoffs were totally worth it

no i only made u depressed further

it

stop telling ppl how depressed they are

i may become a celtics fan this season

diagnosis: depressed

:(

remember when they knocked out the skeet in the first round this year i do

bowtie is a nice touch for press conference attire.

this year will be fantastic.

Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there. Doc looks grimly serious because Shaq has just executed a cannonball into Doc's swimming pool and now only half the water is left in the pool.

jordan u forgot one crucial point that i dont have to watch rasheed power-walk from 3 pt line to 3 pt line thus the regular season will be less depressing. i know what to expect from fat shaq and he is really fourth/fifth big man on the depth chart and at a min salary and somehow that's less depressing

for real though i think cs will be energized by the finals run and ready for vengeance. injuries were big last year too

clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails

clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails

Was thinking this exact same thing today.

Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there.

this i don't believe. i think o'neal is desperately concerned with going out on a super high note -- preferably by beating bryant in the finals. he could have signed for more money elsewhere. not that i think he's likely to put boston over-the-top at this stage of his career, but whatevs.

i hope he wears the bowtie during games, is all i hope.

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green eyes

get well perkinstein! i like him

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looking for a amen

will shaq playing for the Celtics in anyway hinder the chances of his jersey hanging in the rafters at Staples?

perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha. shaq is on the boston celtics btw not sure if ya'll heard

man his twitter better blow up this season

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perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha

im not messing with perkins. i like him

i'd push the big 3 down some stairs dont get me wrong

Then throw big baby down on top of'em

are these pre-emptively strikes against some trash-talking c's fans that haven't arrived yet or

ly

I don't get the potshots and hatred; C's fans aren't parasitical cancers like Lakers' fans.

oh GOODNESS i came here as a peace offering and now im a barnacle or some shit

'ez snappin' is scandalized by a little bored schtick BRA-VOE

aerosol really hates you all tbf

that orlando shirt is lol

needs reposting

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BRIDE OF PERKINSTEIN

aw

shaq to solidify celtics:

BOSTON — NBA analyst David Aldridge said Wednesday that with the addition of Shaquille O'Neal, the Celtics have vastly improved their chances of leading the league in three-second lane violations for the 2010–2011 season. "Not only does Shaq's presence in the paint give his team more opportunities to turn the ball over, but the Celtics have also added an experienced big man who makes an already old team significantly older," said Aldridge, adding that O'Neal should fill a key role in terms of drastically slowing down the Celtics' offense. "Danny Ainge was looking for someone with size who can't make it down to the other end of the court, and he went out and got the best in the business." Aldridge added that while O'Neal isn't the dominant force he once was, he believes Shaq still has a thing or two to teach teams who think it's a good idea to sign him.

He may not entirely solidify the C's, but he can add a lot of viscosity.

hahahahaaha guys i just realized, shaq is really fat!

on paper and based on my faded memories of his great prime years, boston signing shaq sounds like a very good move. then, you read stuff like this:

SamAmicoNBA Shaq on Mo: "Guys who couldn't even play were worried about shots. Why was Mo (Williams) taking 15 shots, and I'm only taking four?"

if o'neal is complaining about his shots on a 66-win team featuring lebron james, i'm not convinced he'll all of a sudden be a good team player in boston. i imagine if he could work well anywhere, it would be there, given the quality character guys leading the team, but still . . .

hauser is a driver now he is dangerous off the bounce

celtics played bad and still put the raptors down easily

jaylen with three just awful turnovers in two minutes drivin me crazy

hes good again

Jaylen Brown has become the eighth player in Celtics history to score at least 2,000 points in a season.

He joins:
Larry Bird (4x)
Paul Pierce (4x)
Jayson Tatum (2x)
John Havlicek (2x)
Sam Jones (1x)
Kevin McHale (1x)
Isaiah Thomas (1x)

wonder if theyre going to rest their guys v knicks and play them v pelicans since they have a back to back and only need one more win to clinch the 2 seed

celtics are good man the way they just turned the screws on a good hornets team that really needed the win in the second half after they were behind and getting out hustled until that point, enjoying this team feeling good about this team

btw listened to this yesterday its good imho cool to hear enthusiastic knowledgable basketball watchers try to understand defense which isnt easy, celticwise they really love derrick white so much derrick white in this ep and rated a bunch of other celtics as having great motors hugo walsh garza queta, some mention of tatums versatility too tho they left him off of the awards cause hes barely played this year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ6GRq64yTo

textbook pass blocking by jordan walsh on jaylen's three at 1:04. the patriots could use some of this.

Another 30-point game for Jaylen Brown 😤

He became the 8th Celtic to score 2000 points in a season: pic.twitter.com/tOhdvdBxTu

— Tomek Kordylewski (@Timi_093) April 8, 2026

celtics 2nd in 3pt attempts pre allstar, 7th post

I groan every time they start a game out with a series of 3pt bricks (which is like every game), but Joe is always playing to the percentages.

i want to see if their rate has really gone down or if other teams have gone up via meaningless chucking

I have to think it's gone down since JT returned, they've been increasingly focused on points in the paint

i just looked on nba.com and it actually appears to be a pace thing cause once you go from per game to per 100 possessions a two attempt decline disappears and theyre at ~42 attempts per 100 pre and post, a podcast lead me astray apologies

podcasts are dangerous, avoid

i know right

they went from 30th in the league in pace pre allstar to 30th post

tho im not sure how a one possession drop off per game resulted in two fewer three point attempts

offensive rebounding down?

half a board per game, still not enough

baylor locked in

celtics started hitting every three just in time

the indignity of being assassinated by josh hart

that is the guy you want to take it, ideally he would miss tho

peyton pritchard has won the red auerbach award for the celtic who is the most celtics, i guess because he looks the most like a leprachaun, although idk mightve gone with derrick in that case, brad seemed very proud to give it to him

when I lived in boston I remember derrick had a partnership with sam adams brewery one location of which was a short walk away from me in JP, justice for derrick white

derrick if you’re feeling slighted, and you should, we would love to have you on the denver nuggets it’s very nice there people are appreciative of greatness and so forth

derrick has already won it leave him alone

queta for three babee

https://bsky.app/profile/danielleceltics.bsky.social/post/3mj6ngplg2c2b

It was a nice one too!

larry bird towel wave gif in the comments as it should be

his thumb was slowing him down

Bobby Krivitsky‬ bobbykrivitsky.bsky.social‬

In the 22 games since Scheierman fractured his left thumb:

47.3 FG%
42.1% 3P% on 4.3 attempts
7.6 points
4.5 rebounds
2.2 assists

That's in 25.2 minutes of floor time.

https://bsky.app/profile/bobbykrivitsky.bsky.social/post/3mjdj4o2hgc2b

baylor goin nuts in game 82

playin seeding worked out for the c's theyll play the winner of magic sixers thereby avoiding the hornets

been wondering about the celtics development program this video doesnt answer many questions but it is on the topic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxJ9PORSQ2Q

everyone loves derrick

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he's sports, he's man, he's ship

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tatum has a very good shot at that record

inshallah theyll be 1-2 before its all over

queta spent two of the three games so far in extreme foul trouble barely played because of it not sure what his deal is

vooch and pritchard both on court for crunchtime last night, gotta think well see them finish with smallball tatum at center lineups at some point

(xxp) inshallah tatum will be #3 and brown #4 or #5 by the end of june

tatums assist to pritchard at 4:08 is so good just pure manipulation hes setting it the whole way then as soon as vj rotates the beautiful looping skip pass is there hes got three philly defenders in the palm of his hand while casually dribbling at half speed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5-mrJ04N08

lmao

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jaylen good faith effort to engage with white culture even tho it makes no sense to him

tatums assist to pritchard at 4:08 is so good just pure manipulation hes setting it the whole way then as soon as vj rotates the beautiful looping skip pass is there hes got three philly defenders in the palm of his hand while casually dribbling at half speed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5-mrJ04N08

― lag∞n, Monday, April 27, 2026 8:59 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

you can also see payton signal the spot he's going to go to and tatum threads the pass right to it

love to watch high level basketball

pritchard also signals jaylen to get deeper in the corner but he was already doing it, these guys are locked in

guess ainge had seen markelle fultz in aau a bunch via his son playing against him thereby getting a scouting advantage cause usually nba workers arent allowed at aau games

https://www.reddit.com/r/bostonceltics/comments/1tc89bf/elhassan_how_danny_ainge_exploited_a_big_loophole/

kinda interesting and fun to hear them talking about it but hard to imagine that exposure overrode the countless of hours of fultz balling that everyone had free access to. regardless though, it's definitely one of the most amazing jedi mind tricks that ainge was so confident going against such a broad consensus, and it paid off to such an extreme degree. truly mind-boggling