CELTICS 2010

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/0810/nba_g_shaqtsin_600.jpg

i might actually try to follow the regular season this year, pending my tv/cable status

yeah seriously considering ponying up for a league pass

yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011)

also re pic, can't tell if docs face is a) oh lord what have we done pls accelerate perkins' rehab with hyperbaric cheese chambers or b) f all yall miami etc we gots the DIESEL now

lol 36 is a terrible number

shaq looks animatronic imo

― johnny crunch, Friday, May 14, 2010 6:26 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

feel like this is all some elaborate joke

the LeDecision, celtics getting shaq, kobe winning the mvp while shooting 6/24, kevin durants twitter is all somehow tied together leading up to david stern announcing hes bought an applebees franchise or something and its gonna be the best applebees ever

yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011) the celtics do not care at all about the regular season and will only frustrate and depress you

― enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Tuesday, August 10, 2010 6:53 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

and the playoffs will not make the season seem worth it, it will only depress you further for having sat thru their regular season nonsense

lol what the 2010 playoffs were totally worth it

no i only made u depressed further

it

stop telling ppl how depressed they are

i may become a celtics fan this season

diagnosis: depressed

:(

remember when they knocked out the skeet in the first round this year i do

bowtie is a nice touch for press conference attire.

this year will be fantastic.

Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there. Doc looks grimly serious because Shaq has just executed a cannonball into Doc's swimming pool and now only half the water is left in the pool.

jordan u forgot one crucial point that i dont have to watch rasheed power-walk from 3 pt line to 3 pt line thus the regular season will be less depressing. i know what to expect from fat shaq and he is really fourth/fifth big man on the depth chart and at a min salary and somehow that's less depressing

for real though i think cs will be energized by the finals run and ready for vengeance. injuries were big last year too

clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails

clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails

Was thinking this exact same thing today.

Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there.

this i don't believe. i think o'neal is desperately concerned with going out on a super high note -- preferably by beating bryant in the finals. he could have signed for more money elsewhere. not that i think he's likely to put boston over-the-top at this stage of his career, but whatevs.

i hope he wears the bowtie during games, is all i hope.

http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss51/tr_fudge/The%20Los%20Angeles%20Lakers/ashley-greene-laker-lady-03.jpg

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green eyes

get well perkinstein! i like him

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looking for a amen

will shaq playing for the Celtics in anyway hinder the chances of his jersey hanging in the rafters at Staples?

perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha. shaq is on the boston celtics btw not sure if ya'll heard

man his twitter better blow up this season

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perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha

im not messing with perkins. i like him

i'd push the big 3 down some stairs dont get me wrong

Then throw big baby down on top of'em

are these pre-emptively strikes against some trash-talking c's fans that haven't arrived yet or

ly

I don't get the potshots and hatred; C's fans aren't parasitical cancers like Lakers' fans.

oh GOODNESS i came here as a peace offering and now im a barnacle or some shit

'ez snappin' is scandalized by a little bored schtick BRA-VOE

aerosol really hates you all tbf

that orlando shirt is lol

needs reposting

http://www.proposalmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/0724_Perkins.jpg

BRIDE OF PERKINSTEIN

aw

shaq to solidify celtics:

BOSTON — NBA analyst David Aldridge said Wednesday that with the addition of Shaquille O'Neal, the Celtics have vastly improved their chances of leading the league in three-second lane violations for the 2010–2011 season. "Not only does Shaq's presence in the paint give his team more opportunities to turn the ball over, but the Celtics have also added an experienced big man who makes an already old team significantly older," said Aldridge, adding that O'Neal should fill a key role in terms of drastically slowing down the Celtics' offense. "Danny Ainge was looking for someone with size who can't make it down to the other end of the court, and he went out and got the best in the business." Aldridge added that while O'Neal isn't the dominant force he once was, he believes Shaq still has a thing or two to teach teams who think it's a good idea to sign him.

He may not entirely solidify the C's, but he can add a lot of viscosity.

hahahahaaha guys i just realized, shaq is really fat!

on paper and based on my faded memories of his great prime years, boston signing shaq sounds like a very good move. then, you read stuff like this:

SamAmicoNBA Shaq on Mo: "Guys who couldn't even play were worried about shots. Why was Mo (Williams) taking 15 shots, and I'm only taking four?"

if o'neal is complaining about his shots on a 66-win team featuring lebron james, i'm not convinced he'll all of a sudden be a good team player in boston. i imagine if he could work well anywhere, it would be there, given the quality character guys leading the team, but still . . .

omg tatum is so good now its crazy

Great skip pass here from Jayson Tatum to Payton Pritchard: pic.twitter.com/ahoSFpXP55

— Chris Grenham (@chrisgrenham) January 9, 2021

tacko just got a dunk then ran back and got a block on the other end, sick

tacko ball

tacko is dominating rn lol

payton pritchard update: it turns out he is a very close cousin of a guy i know and do not like very much at all! so now i do not like payton pritchard!

clay, no give him a chance he is nice

payton just wants to ball, that's all. don't blame him.

or, give him no chance he is not nice!

blood is thicker than baller

confirms my suspicion that there are like 10 people in portland, 15 tops

and i don't like any of 'em!!

lol why is brad beal guarding tatum hes got like 7 inches on him

lol xp

wizards need to trade beal this shit team wasting his prime is a crime

yeah they suck. they run around and act like they're playing hard but nobody knows what they're doing.

Now you see me. Now you don’t. pic.twitter.com/d4BVwyfoB7

— Boston Celtics (@celtics) January 9, 2021

(outside of that play i'm a little worried about marcus who is shooting 33% on twos and hasn't really looked good)

yeah he looks slow

this game is absolute trash jaylen missed a shot started complaining about getting fouled then realized the rebound was still loose got the rebound then got kneed in the head

the refs have f'd it up too, no flow and lots of weird calls/noncalls

Tacko Fall: "I'm an anime nerd." pic.twitter.com/Saye8rFv3G

— Chris Grenham (@chrisgrenham) January 9, 2021

same

aw jeez

How will the Celtics manage now that Jayson Tatum has joined three teammates in COVID-19 quarantine? @JaredWeissNBA looks at the situation: https://t.co/pQfiASjArr

— The Athletic Boston (@TheAthleticBOS) January 9, 2021

this season is kinda a mess

"Dwight Howard is going to have to play point guard, and we'll see how it goes.”

Doc Rivers on the 76ers active roster today against the Nuggets. pic.twitter.com/BA3Q3pfQfE

— NBA on TNT (@NBAonTNT) January 9, 2021

OY, not happy about this

Boston Celtics All-NBA star Jayson Tatum is expected to enter quarantine and miss 10-to-14 days due to COVID-19 health and safety protocols, sources tell @TheAthleticNBA @Stadium.

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) January 9, 2021

they need to go back 2 da bubble

shit

shoulda bought 1000 black market vaccine doses how hard is that

otm

Per source: Jayson Tatum tested positive for Covid today, and is now awaiting the results of a confirmation test. He is asymptomatic.

— Mark Murphy (@Murf56) January 9, 2021

oh no!

has there been a comprehensive article published about how the NBA's testing policy actually works? because as a doctor who understands this stuff very well you can't be "diagnosed with covid" and then test negative the next day and now not have covid

so I'm sure there must be an explanation that mostly involves imprecision in the language w/ the way these things are reported by the press but I just want to be sure

havent seen anything

assumed it was just that the tests are unreliable so they were doing another one

assuming they're using PCR tests, which I'm almost certain they are, they're somewhat insensitive (meaning there can be false negatives) but extremely specific (false positives basically don't exist)

prob just some bs a non expert threw in the negotiation process between players/league and everyone was like whatever cause it doesnt really matter

or they might just have one process when u enter the protocol and the two tests are there to weed out the false negatives

Aka he tested positive via antigen test *possible false positive) and needs a PCR test to confirm.

— Christian Tams MS RD LDN 🇩🇰🇺🇸 (@ChristianTams) January 9, 2021

ok this makes a lot of sense

there u go

yeah we don’t use antigen tests clinically but it makes sense why a business would want to use them

Marcus Smart, asked if his robe was Versace: "No this is not Versace. This is actually a robe that Grant got me." https://t.co/MLkY5hoBbT

— Chris Grenham (@chrisgrenham) January 16, 2021

lol team chemistry remains strong

taco tuesday come on a friday

kembas back today

getting strong "Brad from one of my favorite packages in 2013" vibes. One of my first collabs with @JoshCanu https://t.co/StK3suMIHK

— Max Lederman (@Max_Lederman) January 17, 2021

agreed kemba looks quick today

Kemba Walker's moving really well out there. Easily turns the corner here on Mitchell Robinson for the and-1. pic.twitter.com/hS5msXzzCj

— Chris Grenham (@chrisgrenham) January 17, 2021

Under-reported from Rob Williams' press conference was how proud he sounded of himself for getting up in time for a 6 am cardiac test lol

— Tom Westerholm (@Tom_NBA) January 19, 2021

i am playing the full “injury free” squad in 2K and the auto-coach is not giving marcus smart enough minutes but on the other hand kemba walker blows by everybody

the bad news is that the new-look nets can’t be stopped. deandre jordan just collects whatever 3s miss