CELTICS 2010

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i might actually try to follow the regular season this year, pending my tv/cable status

yeah seriously considering ponying up for a league pass

yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011)

also re pic, can't tell if docs face is a) oh lord what have we done pls accelerate perkins' rehab with hyperbaric cheese chambers or b) f all yall miami etc we gots the DIESEL now

lol 36 is a terrible number

shaq looks animatronic imo

― johnny crunch, Friday, May 14, 2010 6:26 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

feel like this is all some elaborate joke

the LeDecision, celtics getting shaq, kobe winning the mvp while shooting 6/24, kevin durants twitter is all somehow tied together leading up to david stern announcing hes bought an applebees franchise or something and its gonna be the best applebees ever

yes doing this, keep in mind dudes that THERE IS NO FUTURE ONLY NOW (ie lockout 2011) the celtics do not care at all about the regular season and will only frustrate and depress you

― enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Tuesday, August 10, 2010 6:53 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

and the playoffs will not make the season seem worth it, it will only depress you further for having sat thru their regular season nonsense

lol what the 2010 playoffs were totally worth it

no i only made u depressed further

it

stop telling ppl how depressed they are

i may become a celtics fan this season

diagnosis: depressed

:(

remember when they knocked out the skeet in the first round this year i do

bowtie is a nice touch for press conference attire.

this year will be fantastic.

Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there. Doc looks grimly serious because Shaq has just executed a cannonball into Doc's swimming pool and now only half the water is left in the pool.

jordan u forgot one crucial point that i dont have to watch rasheed power-walk from 3 pt line to 3 pt line thus the regular season will be less depressing. i know what to expect from fat shaq and he is really fourth/fifth big man on the depth chart and at a min salary and somehow that's less depressing

for real though i think cs will be energized by the finals run and ready for vengeance. injuries were big last year too

clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails

clincher is that league pass also means i can watch okc all the time if all else fails

Was thinking this exact same thing today.

Shaq is all smiles because he will earn a few more million dollars for doing little odd jobs here and there.

this i don't believe. i think o'neal is desperately concerned with going out on a super high note -- preferably by beating bryant in the finals. he could have signed for more money elsewhere. not that i think he's likely to put boston over-the-top at this stage of his career, but whatevs.

i hope he wears the bowtie during games, is all i hope.

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green eyes

get well perkinstein! i like him

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looking for a amen

will shaq playing for the Celtics in anyway hinder the chances of his jersey hanging in the rafters at Staples?

perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha. shaq is on the boston celtics btw not sure if ya'll heard

man his twitter better blow up this season

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perkinstein, hadn't heard that one haha

im not messing with perkins. i like him

i'd push the big 3 down some stairs dont get me wrong

Then throw big baby down on top of'em

are these pre-emptively strikes against some trash-talking c's fans that haven't arrived yet or

ly

I don't get the potshots and hatred; C's fans aren't parasitical cancers like Lakers' fans.

oh GOODNESS i came here as a peace offering and now im a barnacle or some shit

'ez snappin' is scandalized by a little bored schtick BRA-VOE

aerosol really hates you all tbf

that orlando shirt is lol

needs reposting

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BRIDE OF PERKINSTEIN

aw

shaq to solidify celtics:

BOSTON — NBA analyst David Aldridge said Wednesday that with the addition of Shaquille O'Neal, the Celtics have vastly improved their chances of leading the league in three-second lane violations for the 2010–2011 season. "Not only does Shaq's presence in the paint give his team more opportunities to turn the ball over, but the Celtics have also added an experienced big man who makes an already old team significantly older," said Aldridge, adding that O'Neal should fill a key role in terms of drastically slowing down the Celtics' offense. "Danny Ainge was looking for someone with size who can't make it down to the other end of the court, and he went out and got the best in the business." Aldridge added that while O'Neal isn't the dominant force he once was, he believes Shaq still has a thing or two to teach teams who think it's a good idea to sign him.

He may not entirely solidify the C's, but he can add a lot of viscosity.

hahahahaaha guys i just realized, shaq is really fat!

on paper and based on my faded memories of his great prime years, boston signing shaq sounds like a very good move. then, you read stuff like this:

SamAmicoNBA Shaq on Mo: "Guys who couldn't even play were worried about shots. Why was Mo (Williams) taking 15 shots, and I'm only taking four?"

if o'neal is complaining about his shots on a 66-win team featuring lebron james, i'm not convinced he'll all of a sudden be a good team player in boston. i imagine if he could work well anywhere, it would be there, given the quality character guys leading the team, but still . . .

I hate him bc he's on the Celts, but I would take him on the Sixers in two seconds. Knowing the Sixers, they'll pick him up as a broken-down 35 yo.

tough 48 hours for Paul Pierce

what the fuck is he doing

not being on espn

no, i did the google and everything, just not sure what the hell he's thinking

The decision was made after Pierce published racy Instagram videos on Friday, showing him smoking what appeared to be marijuana and with scantily clad women whom may have been strippers.

he doesn’t seem too broken up about it.

good morning

pierce is a clown my god he needs to retire from public life

^ could be said of countless public figures

i do wonder if this all happened in reverse ... espn let him go and then he was like, fuck it now it's time to live. certainly ESPN has stood by personalities for far worse than smoking weed with strippers. paul was legit awful on TV tho good riddance

yeah that makes a lot of sense. he certainly didn’t take the job seriously/was terrible at it.

he's extremely not mad, this is funny to him just look at this authentic laughter

Big Things coming soon stay tuned make sure u smile #Truthshallsetufree pic.twitter.com/YIaJMcNQoH

— Paul Pierce (@paulpierce34) April 5, 2021

smdh

j0rd's theory makes a lot of sense

feel like espn wouldve just said so if that were the case BUT maybe paul knew he was about to be fired OR maybe he was in some sort of fight with them and just said fuck it

it has to be some confluence of events, i don't think espn normally just fires ppl this quickly over one incident

gotta think that being a disgrace at his job had something to do with it

one would hope

hasn't stopped espn in the past i bet he was unreliable behind the scenes or something

Not sure when I'll be able to stop thinking about the fact that Paul Pierce has like 18 standard black office chairs in his mostly empty home.

— Tom Ley (@ToLey88) April 6, 2021

marcus smart has made more 3s than larry bird

During Bird's era almost no one practiced taking threes regularly. It was still considered a low percentage shot, suitable for desperation flings as the shot clock wound down. A player who sought to specialize in threes was a freak.

enes

Easy money 💰 pic.twitter.com/KuF5A0Y1QU

— Boston Celtics (@celtics) April 14, 2021

i find kanter to be a loveable character in the nba, but more so when he's on the other team

yeah lol

god it felt good to see the ball movement last night. tatum looking so slick and poised. i am excited to eat my words writing off their season

+ hustle on defense, i had literally forgotten what that looked like

if they can keep this up the bench is still the big question mark. if Romeo can stay healthy and effective and Fournier jells in, I am excited. Tristan not quite as objectionable when he's backin up Rob instead of obstructing his minutes.

My other latent worry is that Kemba seems like he could fall off the washed cliff at any moment, but i guess his game has always looked a little unlikely. hopefully he can hang on for another season or two

yeah all reasonable, wld add resigning fournier to the list of worries too, if they cant retain him theres not a lot of routes to upgrading the team

Not to pour cold water on all this enthusiasm, but the Celtics shot about 43% from three and only won by one point against the sixth place team in the West. This is hardly a towering achievement and as a Blazer fan I'm more likely to overestimate my team than otherwise.

ok

They are on a bit of a tear at the moment and it would be nice to see them stay healthy and secure the 4 spot. Could more or less equally well be eliminated in the second game of the play-in. It’s a frustrating team in a frustrating season!

In any case, blazers were a very fun match up for them to watch; seemed to bring out their best.

The Celtics are 9-2 when Robert Williams starts.

— BostonCelticsForever (@BostonCelts4eva) April 14, 2021

Evan Fournier is getting his first taste of April in Boston.

Also this is outside of the Auerbach Center, so it looks like he is out of quarantine. pic.twitter.com/V7diW9fQwq

— Chris Grenham (@chrisgrenham) April 16, 2021

celtics finding some health at just the right time knock on wood

btw lol the car hes driving

Evan Fournier’s Celtics car has arrived.

He’s going off tonight 🔥 pic.twitter.com/eERwMejeuM

— Taylor Snow (@taylorcsnow) April 2, 2021

the roads are awful today, please be careful in that thing evan

classic just moved to boston from florida move

vibing to ne yo in the porsche on snow day just living life

Fournier enjoying this lovely weather we’re having in Boston today pic.twitter.com/W8mikv6kPd

— Cameron (@CTabatabaie) April 16, 2021

breaking: sources indicate the celtics have signed jabari parker

Did Woj just say Indiana offered Brad 7 yr/$70m?!? Whoa…

— Play the kids, Brad (@csl_duke) April 18, 2021

lol college

breaking: sources indicate the celtics have signed jabari parker

― lag∞n, Friday, April 16, 2021 10:28 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

11-4 in 16 mins *waggling eyebrows wildly*

only caught a couple of his mins but he was running around, trying to do stuff. seems like he brings something different than any other bench guy they've had so what the hell.

tatum though. my goodness.

wrecking shit

great game, strong finish for the celts

lately curry has been on fire. otoh, tatum has been only a bit less combustible.