how creepy is it that michael jordan is still wearing that LONE, GOLD HOOP EARRING?

michael J0rdan

l0l

Finally lost the earring, went respectable with no conspicuous jewelry, a fresh shave and a tasteful Hitler stache.

only way i can explain that stache is that he falls asleep drunk watching the history channel every night so he can't remember where he got the idea for it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V19h37_7I-E

real shit about 1/2 way through the clip when the 1on1's start. MJ showing some of his repetoire but seems like he's always reacting to what the defender is giving him rather than "ok now I'll do move #12 on this guy" etc

"which side do you want?" is classic

lol jordan demolishing little kids, i wonder if he plays much anymore

after that CEO beat him, he doesn't play anyone who's hit puberty

http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/gq/299-1.jpg

back when he had agl

the hitler stache ads are back

is that GQ saying MJ best ever from '89?

wow his hairline is unbelievable in that photo

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0909/cbk.michael.jordan.college.years/images/michael-jordan-ms-pacman.jpg

ghosts runnin scared

lonely air thinking baout things

high waisted jeans are agl (nh)

Lady faints, Jordan innocent

Michael Jordan mistakenly thought a woman who fainted during lunch was left breathless because she saw him walk into Café Mediterraneo at the CuisinArt Resort and Spa on Anguilla over the holiday. Turns out, she keeled over while chatting with a doctor about how to fix her son's broken nose. "As the woman was listening, Michael walked in, and she looked up and acknowledged him," said a source. "She then got so upset by what the doctor was saying about her son, she literally fainted to the floor. The next day, Michael called the front desk to make sure that 'the girl who passed out when she saw me was doing OK.' " Jordan was at the resort having lunch with Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly. The Chicago Bulls legend flew down to the island on his plane branded with a blue-and-white Air Jordan logo of him dunking a basketball on its tail.

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/lady_faints_jordan_innocent_1nPhcHQfvEzmSxmNIug3PP#ixzz1B3OVKInp

sports stars always keep the steez they had from their "career year".. course with mj it was more like a "career career" but ykwim

"his plane branded with a blue-and-white Air Jordan logo of him dunking a basketball on its tail."
phrasing is hella awkward. the basketball's tail?

think they wrote it like that to emphasize the narcissism

man he is gonna be 48 in a month

are bird and magic 50 already then?
kinda weird

http://i.imgur.com/S7yMV.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBFvHzB17S8

http://maxgif.com/1IA

idgi but figured I'd pass it on for posterity

id 'g' maxgif but i'm too embarrassed to admit it in that thread

it's basically "Random GIF generator" but fullscreen. not entirely sure why it's captured the imagination of a generation, but it's fun to fuck with.

is the middle of the gif black for everyone or is it just my computer?

oh now i'm on my phone, i guess it was just my computer. carry on

http://www.complex.com/sports/2012/05/michael-jordans-son-marcus-propositioned-an-adult-film-star-on-twitter

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http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/golf-devil-ball-golf/golf-course-bans-michael-jordan-wearing-cargo-shorts-191351638--golf.html

XD

http://i.imgur.com/dVDZl.jpg

http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/

"sub par" lol

http://store.nike.com/us/en_us/?l=shop,pdp,ctr-inline/cid-1/pid-681776

camo cargos and a lime green polo. my god

http://25.media.tumblr.com/fef8883fe0a4c78308e1aa2ab98269bb/tumblr_mleuw9LaRQ1rv8ty4o1_400.gif

http://i.imgur.com/DulQbov.jpg

Always loved that pic

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1122919/index.htm

He's in regular touch with Buzz Peterson and Adolph Shiver, basketball pals from his Tar Heel days. He enjoys bowling, follows stock-car racing and tools around in a four-wheel-drive Chevy Blazer. If this sounds like a guy who'll someday retire to a trailer park, remember that he'll be getting $4 million from the Bulls over five years

no way FOUR MILLION???!!??!!!? he should retire after that

my favorite phase of mj's career so far is this one, where he is trolling the internet with his outfits. great work.

what u didn't like this phase

http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/michaeljordan1-727579.jpg

haha that was a good one too. i like how inconsiderate it is of him to grind on someone while holding a lit cigar. seems likely that some ash fell on that woman's head.

And suddenly, plays called by Collins were being ignored as Jordan took the ball to the basket. But who could really complain, since the Bulls had started to win? Eventually, though, word got back to Cartwright. He didn`t do or say anything to anybody until late that season, when he told Jordan he needed to talk to him.

There was little small talk exchanged. ``I don`t like the things I`ve heard you say about me,`` Cartwright told Jordan.

Jordan stared at him.

``If I ever hear again that you`re telling guys not to pass me the ball,`` Cartwright continued, ``you will never play basketball again.``

did not know Bill was so gangsta

i can hear him saying that in his raspy three-pack-a-day voice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7vxRSn_qqc

what the fuck is he wearing there

high fashion shiny red sweats

that awkward pant length when it's too long to be called capris and too short to be called a pant.

one of the five elements of the scent being "sensual" just weirds me out in a way that it wouldn't if it was anyone other than Michael Jordan. it makes me imagine MJ just saying the word "sensual" and it's echoing in my head and it won't stop.

lmao

one of the elements shd be lamborghini countach

https://youtu.be/tVDkZal0fHI

nice thx

D Wade wearing one dangling earring on TNT tonight

It's a golden hoop. Cause he's the Golden God of hoops.

Auto correct capitalized that lol

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EesA3s_XoAAxqHz?format=jpg&name=medium

i only saw the top half as i scrolled, but once the pants appeared, ho ho ho ho

those pants contain multitudes

they should make a statue of this and place it at that very spot

it looks like he is being eaten by in some very large bagpipes

how many more years til MJs style actually comes back around?

well i am going to start wearing that very thing tomorrow so

How TF that’s gone help my internet rn
🤨😑 https://t.co/udhB7YzYu8

— Marcus Jordan (@HEIRMJ) September 2, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6gb5VZF-3E

luv 2 smoke cigars in a windowless basement

I was about to ask where the gates are with 45 on them, but on second thought, I don't want to know.

on the way to the underground panic mansion