how creepy is it that michael jordan is still wearing that LONE, GOLD HOOP EARRING?

dogg you are 49 years old and it is 2008, does this bother NO ONE ELSE?

he's MJ, he can do whatever he wants, forever.

^^ Both of you OTM.

i dont know if creepy is the right word here

Well, not as creepy as Cuba Gooding Jr and Kevin Bacon in his Darryl Hall mode hang around MJ's house, talkin' tighty whities.

His posse all says it's wonderful.

Jordan can do whatever he wants, but he is slowly becoming the new Elgin Baylor.

haha, gtfo: Elgin Baylor Lumpkin (born October 15, 1970)[1][2] (some sources claim 1975[3][4]), better known by his stage name Ginuwine, is an American R&B singer and an occasional actor.

LUMPKIN

mj is now trying out for the part of mr clean since the og clean got dead recently

http://blog.singersroom.com/celebs/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/michaeljordan.jpg

lol deej welcome to the board i love hoops the bar is over there to the right

after this thread was started i said man that can't be right but then i did an image search and mj had a lone, gold hoop earring in each one ;_;

http://sneakernews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/michael-jordan-xx3.jpg

sup j0rdan i just joined a fantasy league w some friends and the nba seems exciting again for some reason so i figured i would check this shit out!!

had no idea he was a nazi

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/1201/nba_g_michaeljordan_268.jpg

once a tar heil..

This is probably my favorite ILX thread title.

mars blackmon here again u know nobody in the world can cover ~*my main man*~ michael jordan

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/1201/nba_g_michaeljordan_268.jpg

I'm glad that the Herb Brooks School of Style is always in session.

Thread title is a valid point.

so i didn't know some guy tried to sue jordan and nike a few years back because he was sick of being mistaken for mj

http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_070606_news_jordan_lookalike.314c6e50.html

http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/L_IMAGE.10c152b4e38.93.88.fa.d0.3150f8e1.jpg

Maybe Allen Heckard should take his hoop earring out to avoid the confusion.

i'd like to see the demographics on the people who are doing the confusing.

lolll tru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koGD6XnAsNs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dma9fvOmbJs

wtf @ adolf jordan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH0mTA9ZCC4

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2010/05/500x_custom_1274097603236_jordanhitler.jpg

how creepy is it that michael jordan is still wearing that LONE, HITLER MUSTACHE?

michael J0rdan

l0l

Finally lost the earring, went respectable with no conspicuous jewelry, a fresh shave and a tasteful Hitler stache.

only way i can explain that stache is that he falls asleep drunk watching the history channel every night so he can't remember where he got the idea for it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V19h37_7I-E

real shit about 1/2 way through the clip when the 1on1's start. MJ showing some of his repetoire but seems like he's always reacting to what the defender is giving him rather than "ok now I'll do move #12 on this guy" etc

"which side do you want?" is classic

lol jordan demolishing little kids, i wonder if he plays much anymore

after that CEO beat him, he doesn't play anyone who's hit puberty

http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/gq/299-1.jpg

back when he had agl

the hitler stache ads are back

is that GQ saying MJ best ever from '89?

wow his hairline is unbelievable in that photo

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0909/cbk.michael.jordan.college.years/images/michael-jordan-ms-pacman.jpg

ghosts runnin scared

lonely air thinking baout things

high waisted jeans are agl (nh)

Lady faints, Jordan innocent

Michael Jordan mistakenly thought a woman who fainted during lunch was left breathless because she saw him walk into Café Mediterraneo at the CuisinArt Resort and Spa on Anguilla over the holiday. Turns out, she keeled over while chatting with a doctor about how to fix her son's broken nose. "As the woman was listening, Michael walked in, and she looked up and acknowledged him," said a source. "She then got so upset by what the doctor was saying about her son, she literally fainted to the floor. The next day, Michael called the front desk to make sure that 'the girl who passed out when she saw me was doing OK.' " Jordan was at the resort having lunch with Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly. The Chicago Bulls legend flew down to the island on his plane branded with a blue-and-white Air Jordan logo of him dunking a basketball on its tail.

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/lady_faints_jordan_innocent_1nPhcHQfvEzmSxmNIug3PP#ixzz1B3OVKInp

sports stars always keep the steez they had from their "career year".. course with mj it was more like a "career career" but ykwim

"his plane branded with a blue-and-white Air Jordan logo of him dunking a basketball on its tail."
phrasing is hella awkward. the basketball's tail?

think they wrote it like that to emphasize the narcissism

man he is gonna be 48 in a month

lmao

one of the elements shd be lamborghini countach

https://youtu.be/tVDkZal0fHI

nice thx

D Wade wearing one dangling earring on TNT tonight

It's a golden hoop. Cause he's the Golden God of hoops.

Auto correct capitalized that lol

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EesA3s_XoAAxqHz?format=jpg&name=medium

i only saw the top half as i scrolled, but once the pants appeared, ho ho ho ho

those pants contain multitudes

they should make a statue of this and place it at that very spot

it looks like he is being eaten by in some very large bagpipes

how many more years til MJs style actually comes back around?

well i am going to start wearing that very thing tomorrow so

How TF that’s gone help my internet rn
🤨😑 https://t.co/udhB7YzYu8

— Marcus Jordan (@HEIRMJ) September 2, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6gb5VZF-3E

luv 2 smoke cigars in a windowless basement

I was about to ask where the gates are with 45 on them, but on second thought, I don't want to know.

on the way to the underground panic mansion

there's been a lot of MJ shit on this Wolves Facebook group lately and it's really weird like he has really gone into Paul Bunyan territory now for some people, this guy got on and was like FUCK ANT MJ WOULD NEVER LOSE AT HOME IN THE PLAYOFFS!!

wild shit, he's folklore at this point

all those pundits comparing ant to jordan werent doing anyone any favors but yeah jordan is a myth at this point

Ant literally asked people to stop doing it, he's 22 relax

also michael jordan was scoring 37 points a game when he was 23*

*injured his 22 season

Kinda cracked up when OJ died, youngsters (you know, people turning 30 this year) were dropping their jaws over NBC interrupting the NBA Finals for a car chase.

And the rest of us were all, eh, we were between Jordan eras, who was gonna care.

it was rude imho i was mad but after a minute i realized it was amazing

yeah one of my main takeaways from The Last Dance was that the Bulls weren't invincible which is kind of how I remembered it being growing up

Well they def weren't invincible, they really went against some all timer teams. the Knicks, Suns, Pacers, Sonics, Blazers, Jazz, Lakers...those were all title worthy squads. It's crazy that the Jordan teams never lost (the retirement comeback aside.)

Still out there opening health clinics in underserved parts of NC

yeah its pretty similar to Tom Brady's thing like yeah they were very often the best team and they beat a lot of Super Bowl contenders but arguably more important than talent was the fact that they got calls when they needed them and always won the OT coin tosses, basically a lot of 50/50 stuff went their way, you could argue that was true of the Bulls sometimes too

bulls kind of were invincible imho, i mean the 96 bulls definitely were, think they got taken to seven games once during their championship era, and all throughout that time, and this is something i think about re the lebron v jordan debate, theyd have a game where they were down say eight with ten minutes left and youd look at that and youd say the bulls are winning this game, and they almost always would

Yeah that's true I was just going to say that the key difference between Jordan and LeBron is that for awhile it felt like Jordan's team was always going to win whereas with a Lebron team you always assume they were going to lose, maybe a couple of those Miami squads excepted.

Jordan never had to face the buzzsaw of those insane GSW teams though, had that Curry loophole not happened maybe things turn out way differently

but yeah clutch time is the big thing, Jordan had it, Kobe had it, Lebron doesn't, idk how much of this is killer mentality and how much is just running hot at the best possible times

jordan faced some really good teams i mean sure none of them were alltimers but theres usually not two alltimers around at the same time anyway, the warriors were the bulls and the cavs were jazz, difference being i guess is its utah with a goat candidate and the bulls with not a goat candidate lol lets not examine this too closely

i think bron was pretty good in crunch time i certainly didnt assume he was gonna lose unless he was just playing a better team like the dubs, its just prime bulls absolutely killed crunch time, basically the definition of flipping the switch, the fourth quarter would start jordan would move to point guard and him and pippen would start pressuring the ball on defense and the bulls would win, i think he just had a higher level than anyone else, which is why hes the goat

kobe has the worst crunch time shooting % of anyone to take x number of shots iirc, which makes sense since hed just take highly contested iso jumpers every time

yea I know in the regular season Kobe bricked a lot of big shots at the end but when the Lakers were making those title runs he seemed to be really clutch, may be misremembering things though

yeah easy to remember the times he shot them into it and forget the times he shot them out rose tinted glasses and so forth, tho on the other hand he have five rings so it couldnt have been that bad

primarily I remember him trying those shots against the Bucks and never hitting them but drawing the foul despite barely getting touched

he did get a nice whistle, helps

I don't know I feel like a lot of those teams the bulls faced were in fact possibly legendary squads that happened to run into the best team of all time. They were some frightening teams, I don't ever remember feeling worried about the bulls but the only reason I felt that way is because they didn't seem like a squad that would make nearly as many mistakes. And certainly not fatal ones. I think if the bulls were more mistake prone, the teams they faced were more than capable of knocking them out. And it seemed like as the years went on the teams got tougher but maybe the bulls just got older..

the point that gary payton made in the jordan doc that jordan laughed at was actually true that if hed guarded jordan from the start of the series the sonics wouldve had a good shot at winning

With LeBron I guess it's not so much that there is this feeling like his teams are going to lose as much as with extremely rare exception his teams have been just another squad in the playoff mix. Those Miami teams are the exception.

Actually to the point about the warriors, that's what made the warriors dynasty special as well is they were the big dog everyone expected to come out on top. They were never just another team that had a decent shot.

I really would have loved to have seen a finals matchup between the bulls and rockets. Probably the biggest missed matchup opportunity of the 90s.

With LeBron I guess it's not so much that there is this feeling like his teams are going to lose as much as with extremely rare exception his teams have been just another squad in the playoff mix. Those Miami teams are the exception.

― omar little, Thursday, May 23, 2024 11:15 AM (thirty-four seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

ya thats true and even those miami teams lost two out of four, tho tbf they did make the finals all four which is not bad, and then the superteam sitch limited their longevity which makes it seem more like a blip than a run

bulls prob wouldve wrecked those hakeem rockets teams they just have enough star power

As a bulls fan I have no doubt that it would have been an eightpeat

Miami probably should've won it in their first year, iirc Game 2 they were up like 15 with a few minutes to play and Dirk wound up playing some of the most insane ball I've ever seen, had they threepeated the conversation would be a lot different. but then again if Ray Allen misses that 3 in Game 6 maybe the Heat only onepeat. idk just saying so much of all-time greatness seems to hinge on what breaks you do or dont get

yeah def