how creepy is it that michael jordan is still wearing that LONE, GOLD HOOP EARRING?

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dogg you are 49 years old and it is 2008, does this bother NO ONE ELSE?

ಥ﹏ಥ (cankles), Monday, 27 October 2008 07:56 (ten years ago) link

he's MJ, he can do whatever he wants, forever.

Pottie Skippen (Granny Dainger), Monday, 27 October 2008 13:44 (ten years ago) link

^^ Both of you OTM.

☑ (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 27 October 2008 14:59 (ten years ago) link

i dont know if creepy is the right word here

t_g, Monday, 27 October 2008 15:51 (ten years ago) link

Well, not as creepy as Cuba Gooding Jr and Kevin Bacon in his Darryl Hall mode hang around MJ's house, talkin' tighty whities.

☑ (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 27 October 2008 16:08 (ten years ago) link

His posse all says it's wonderful.

Aimless, Monday, 27 October 2008 17:59 (ten years ago) link

Jordan can do whatever he wants, but he is slowly becoming the new Elgin Baylor.

polyphonic, Monday, 27 October 2008 18:21 (ten years ago) link

haha, gtfo: Elgin Baylor Lumpkin (born October 15, 1970)[1][2] (some sources claim 1975[3][4]), better known by his stage name Ginuwine, is an American R&B singer and an occasional actor.

☑ (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 27 October 2008 18:57 (ten years ago) link

LUMPKIN

polyphonic, Monday, 27 October 2008 19:28 (ten years ago) link

mj is now trying out for the part of mr clean since the og clean got dead recently

al gore rhythm nation (m bison), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 00:32 (ten years ago) link

lol deej welcome to the board i love hoops the bar is over there to the right

barack husession (J0rdan S.), Monday, 10 November 2008 02:17 (ten years ago) link

after this thread was started i said man that can't be right but then i did an image search and mj had a lone, gold hoop earring in each one ;_;

circles, Monday, 10 November 2008 02:22 (ten years ago) link

sup j0rdan i just joined a fantasy league w some friends and the nba seems exciting again for some reason so i figured i would check this shit out!!

Because it's a snow machine (deej), Monday, 10 November 2008 02:33 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

had no idea he was a nazi

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/1201/nba_g_michaeljordan_268.jpg

craig sager (eman), Tuesday, 2 December 2008 16:20 (ten years ago) link

once a tar heil..

jesus man (tremendoid), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 00:16 (ten years ago) link

This is probably my favorite ILX thread title.

Z S, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 00:28 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

mars blackmon here again u know nobody in the world can cover ~*my main man*~ michael jordan

boner state university (cankles), Thursday, 12 March 2009 18:39 (ten years ago) link

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/1201/nba_g_michaeljordan_268.jpg

I'm glad that the Herb Brooks School of Style is always in session.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 12 March 2009 18:51 (ten years ago) link

Thread title is a valid point.

WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 March 2009 18:53 (ten years ago) link

so i didn't know some guy tried to sue jordan and nike a few years back because he was sick of being mistaken for mj

http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_070606_news_jordan_lookalike.314c6e50.html

http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/L_IMAGE.10c152b4e38.93.88.fa.d0.3150f8e1.jpg

eman, Friday, 13 March 2009 19:08 (ten years ago) link

Maybe Allen Heckard should take his hoop earring out to avoid the confusion.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 13 March 2009 19:11 (ten years ago) link

i'd like to see the demographics on the people who are doing the confusing.

collardio gelatinous, Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:27 (ten years ago) link

lolll tru

moonship journey to 51 (k3vin k.), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:52 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koGD6XnAsNs

am0n, Thursday, 4 June 2009 15:43 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dma9fvOmbJs

(╬ ಠ益ಠ) (cankles), Thursday, 25 June 2009 23:22 (ten years ago) link

eleven months pass...

wtf @ adolf jordan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH0mTA9ZCC4

( `ハ´)☞  ☜(´∀`☜) (am0n), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 04:33 (nine years ago) link

how creepy is it that michael jordan is still wearing that LONE, HITLER MUSTACHE?

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 26 May 2010 04:42 (nine years ago) link

michael J0rdan

( `ハ´)☞  ☜(´∀`☜) (am0n), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 05:00 (nine years ago) link

l0l

its like why GROCERY BAG and not saddam? (deej), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 05:29 (nine years ago) link

Finally lost the earring, went respectable with no conspicuous jewelry, a fresh shave and a tasteful Hitler stache.

More more more ass we are all addicted to ass (Whitey on the Moon), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 07:58 (nine years ago) link

only way i can explain that stache is that he falls asleep drunk watching the history channel every night so he can't remember where he got the idea for it

münchausen by proxymuzak (m bison), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 13:59 (nine years ago) link

six months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V19h37_7I-E

real shit about 1/2 way through the clip when the 1on1's start. MJ showing some of his repetoire but seems like he's always reacting to what the defender is giving him rather than "ok now I'll do move #12 on this guy" etc

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 9 December 2010 04:35 (eight years ago) link

"which side do you want?" is classic

Sandwiches That You Will Like.(2002).XviD.torrent (govern yourself accordingly), Saturday, 11 December 2010 20:57 (eight years ago) link

lol jordan demolishing little kids, i wonder if he plays much anymore

ice cr?m, Saturday, 11 December 2010 21:07 (eight years ago) link

after that CEO beat him, he doesn't play anyone who's hit puberty

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 11 December 2010 21:09 (eight years ago) link

http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/gq/299-1.jpg

back when he had agl

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 01:34 (eight years ago) link

the hitler stache ads are back

the boobfinder general (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 01:40 (eight years ago) link

is that GQ saying MJ best ever from '89?

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 03:56 (eight years ago) link

wow his hairline is unbelievable in that photo

return of the nakh (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 04:02 (eight years ago) link

lonely air thinking baout things

wiz kelefa sanneh claus (m bison), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 12:42 (eight years ago) link

high waisted jeans are agl (nh)

dayo, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 12:45 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Lady faints, Jordan innocent

Michael Jordan mistakenly thought a woman who fainted during lunch was left breathless because she saw him walk into Café Mediterraneo at the CuisinArt Resort and Spa on Anguilla over the holiday. Turns out, she keeled over while chatting with a doctor about how to fix her son's broken nose. "As the woman was listening, Michael walked in, and she looked up and acknowledged him," said a source. "She then got so upset by what the doctor was saying about her son, she literally fainted to the floor. The next day, Michael called the front desk to make sure that 'the girl who passed out when she saw me was doing OK.' " Jordan was at the resort having lunch with Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly. The Chicago Bulls legend flew down to the island on his plane branded with a blue-and-white Air Jordan logo of him dunking a basketball on its tail.

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/lady_faints_jordan_innocent_1nPhcHQfvEzmSxmNIug3PP#ixzz1B3OVKInp

omar little, Friday, 14 January 2011 23:08 (eight years ago) link

sports stars always keep the steez they had from their "career year".. course with mj it was more like a "career career" but ykwim

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 14 January 2011 23:14 (eight years ago) link

"his plane branded with a blue-and-white Air Jordan logo of him dunking a basketball on its tail."
phrasing is hella awkward. the basketball's tail?

From the novel "Spinster Dinner" (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:18 (eight years ago) link

think they wrote it like that to emphasize the narcissism

dayo, Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:28 (eight years ago) link

man he is gonna be 48 in a month

fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:34 (eight years ago) link

wut

lag∞n, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 03:31 (five years ago) link

eight months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/nAhxPic.png

whats the matter champ

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 05:28 (four years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Vy2KL7V.jpg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 15:40 (four years ago) link

MJ on that offseason diet, ready to ball with Lance in practice

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 15:43 (four years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/q8ma2xn.jpg

, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 12:39 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/MDeYCR7.jpg

MJ was normxcore before normxcore

, Saturday, 10 January 2015 13:03 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7AP-wVCEAEshpk.jpg

ur wondering who wears the ugliest of all jordans, its mike

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 17:05 (four years ago) link

Is that recent where do you even get jeans like that

Do you think he has like thousands of pairs of jeans acid washed to his exact specifications that have been stashed in a room since the mid 90s

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 10 January 2015 21:25 (four years ago) link

i think he has them custom made

lag∞n, Sunday, 11 January 2015 02:01 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-FpJDDCYAA4mg_.jpg

polyphonic, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 01:00 (four years ago) link

Smh

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 01:02 (four years ago) link

Lmao at two cigars do you think that jacket has custom cigar pockets?

brosario nawson (m bison), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 02:34 (four years ago) link

mike looking p now there tbh

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 02:49 (four years ago) link

the pockets are for extra burners to call his various bookies

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 03:31 (four years ago) link

nine months pass...

lol

He looks good with that bucket hat getup

brimstead, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 02:10 (three years ago) link

2 cigars mandatory of course

brimstead, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 02:11 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

what if mj had that hitler moustache because gambling with just money and assets at stake doesn't thrill him anymore and he wagers on wacky dares sometimes too

slam dunk, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 02:22 (three years ago) link

"yeah, but you even have to wear the mustache in the underwear commercial, the... whatchacall it karl?"
"Hanes"
"yeah in the Hanes commercial!"
"man fuck you chuck"

Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 02:24 (three years ago) link

seven months pass...

nice bit from the cargo shorts article on wsj
http://www.wsj.com/articles/nice-cargo-shorts-youre-sleeping-on-the-sofa-1470082856

Many upscale golf courses have banned cargo shorts in recent years. In 2012, Michael Jordan was playing golf in cargo shorts at a Miami country club when he was asked to change his pants, according to news reports at the time. He reportedly refused. His agent released a statement afterward saying Mr. Jordan had previously worn cargo pants at the club without incident.

Spottie, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 00:33 (two years ago) link

jfc

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 August 2016 13:49 (two years ago) link

eleven months pass...

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2017/08/nba-michael-jordan-kevin-durant-lebron-james-kobe-bryant

Yes, Jordan thinks he’s better than Kobe.
Jordan does not think he could compete in the NBA right now. Maybe for one game, though.
Isiah Thomas was the toughest player to guard for Jordan.
Jordan says he doesn’t remember hitting Steve Kerr, though Kerr has confirmed this story himself. “I think he ran into me,” Jordan joked.
Jordan’s favorite musical artist is Drake.

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 21:00 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

how creepy is it that michael jordan is still smoking SIX CIGARS A DAY?
https://www.gq.com/story/michael-jordan-cigar-habit

lag∞n, Friday, 13 October 2017 14:12 (one year ago) link

Donald Trump should wear a lone hoop earring

Erotic Wolf (crüt), Friday, 13 October 2017 14:46 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOkDD1SXkAEZU2b.jpg

Spottie, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 04:55 (one year ago) link

salute to the king

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 05:12 (one year ago) link

seven months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DfvX2bOWsAEueFq.jpg

Spottie, Friday, 15 June 2018 15:46 (one year ago) link

eight months pass...

How the fuck do you have bootcut sleeves? pic.twitter.com/6ZfZyQ5bDy

— Minesweeper Account (@DonFeliu) February 21, 2019

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Friday, 22 February 2019 01:18 (four months ago) link

fashion icon

Karl Malone, Friday, 22 February 2019 02:18 (four months ago) link

Bomani Jones @bomani_jones

mike's the only dude who dressed better in '98 than now.

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Friday, 22 February 2019 02:25 (four months ago) link

mike has defined a style all his own, the boot cut life

lag∞n, Friday, 22 February 2019 03:34 (four months ago) link

How the fuck do you have bootcut sleeves? pic.twitter.com/6ZfZyQ5bDy
— Minesweeper Account (@DonFeliu) February 21, 2019

ahah. That said his arms are certainly longer than my legs so why not !

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 22 February 2019 13:38 (four months ago) link

one month passes...

bet the eiffel tower can't jump more than 3 feet.

pplains, Sunday, 31 March 2019 15:33 (three months ago) link

terrible place for a hoop. you'd have to scramble over that bitty fence and go fetch the ball off neighboring roofs ALL THE TIME.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:50 (three months ago) link

and very small, french neighboring roofs at that

cheese canopy (map), Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:52 (three months ago) link

idk if that hoop is my hoop then it means that i'm living in paris with access to a rooftop that overlooks the eiffel tower and that probably means life is p dope

gbx, Sunday, 31 March 2019 18:17 (three months ago) link

with a life-size statue of michael jordan on it!

cheese canopy (map), Sunday, 31 March 2019 18:20 (three months ago) link

and you can afford a purely decorative rooftop hoop or else lots of extra basketballs

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 31 March 2019 18:21 (three months ago) link

I hate when you have to tell your personal assistant to hire someone to bring the basketballs back up to the roof, so annoying

Karl Malone, Sunday, 31 March 2019 18:36 (three months ago) link

I'm not an anxious person but just looking at that court and imagining how frequently you'd lose a ball over the fence is giving me anxiety. Plus what, you make a slight misstep and you go falling off the court?? It ends just to the right of the key!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 4 April 2019 20:55 (three months ago) link

i think the whole thing was built/painted just for the photo shoot

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 4 April 2019 21:46 (three months ago) link

it’s on top of the palais de tokyo where the Paris museum of modern art had an exposition on Jordan a few years back. there were hoops for playing but yeah not the one in the photo shoot

L'assie (Euler), Friday, 5 April 2019 07:50 (three months ago) link

I got it for Xmas

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 16:30 (three months ago) link

one of the five elements of the scent being "sensual" just weirds me out in a way that it wouldn't if it was anyone other than Michael Jordan. it makes me imagine MJ just saying the word "sensual" and it's echoing in my head and it won't stop.

omar little, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 16:39 (three months ago) link

lmao

lag∞n, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 17:24 (three months ago) link

one of the elements shd be lamborghini countach

lag∞n, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 17:25 (three months ago) link


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