how creepy is it that michael jordan is still wearing that LONE, GOLD HOOP EARRING?

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dogg you are 49 years old and it is 2008, does this bother NO ONE ELSE?

ಥ﹏ಥ (cankles), Monday, 27 October 2008 07:56 (nine years ago) Permalink

he's MJ, he can do whatever he wants, forever.

Pottie Skippen (Granny Dainger), Monday, 27 October 2008 13:44 (nine years ago) Permalink

^^ Both of you OTM.

☑ (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 27 October 2008 14:59 (nine years ago) Permalink

i dont know if creepy is the right word here

t_g, Monday, 27 October 2008 15:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

Well, not as creepy as Cuba Gooding Jr and Kevin Bacon in his Darryl Hall mode hang around MJ's house, talkin' tighty whities.

☑ (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 27 October 2008 16:08 (nine years ago) Permalink

His posse all says it's wonderful.

Aimless, Monday, 27 October 2008 17:59 (nine years ago) Permalink

Jordan can do whatever he wants, but he is slowly becoming the new Elgin Baylor.

polyphonic, Monday, 27 October 2008 18:21 (nine years ago) Permalink

haha, gtfo: Elgin Baylor Lumpkin (born October 15, 1970)[1][2] (some sources claim 1975[3][4]), better known by his stage name Ginuwine, is an American R&B singer and an occasional actor.

☑ (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 27 October 2008 18:57 (nine years ago) Permalink

LUMPKIN

polyphonic, Monday, 27 October 2008 19:28 (nine years ago) Permalink

mj is now trying out for the part of mr clean since the og clean got dead recently

al gore rhythm nation (m bison), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 00:32 (nine years ago) Permalink

lol deej welcome to the board i love hoops the bar is over there to the right

barack husession (J0rdan S.), Monday, 10 November 2008 02:17 (nine years ago) Permalink

after this thread was started i said man that can't be right but then i did an image search and mj had a lone, gold hoop earring in each one ;_;

circles, Monday, 10 November 2008 02:22 (nine years ago) Permalink

sup j0rdan i just joined a fantasy league w some friends and the nba seems exciting again for some reason so i figured i would check this shit out!!

Because it's a snow machine (deej), Monday, 10 November 2008 02:33 (nine years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

had no idea he was a nazi

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/1201/nba_g_michaeljordan_268.jpg

craig sager (eman), Tuesday, 2 December 2008 16:20 (nine years ago) Permalink

once a tar heil..

jesus man (tremendoid), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 00:16 (nine years ago) Permalink

This is probably my favorite ILX thread title.

Z S, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 00:28 (nine years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

mars blackmon here again u know nobody in the world can cover ~*my main man*~ michael jordan

boner state university (cankles), Thursday, 12 March 2009 18:39 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/1201/nba_g_michaeljordan_268.jpg

I'm glad that the Herb Brooks School of Style is always in session.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 12 March 2009 18:51 (nine years ago) Permalink

Thread title is a valid point.

WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 March 2009 18:53 (nine years ago) Permalink

so i didn't know some guy tried to sue jordan and nike a few years back because he was sick of being mistaken for mj

http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_070606_news_jordan_lookalike.314c6e50.html

http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/L_IMAGE.10c152b4e38.93.88.fa.d0.3150f8e1.jpg

eman, Friday, 13 March 2009 19:08 (nine years ago) Permalink

Maybe Allen Heckard should take his hoop earring out to avoid the confusion.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 13 March 2009 19:11 (nine years ago) Permalink

i'd like to see the demographics on the people who are doing the confusing.

collardio gelatinous, Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:27 (nine years ago) Permalink

lolll tru

moonship journey to 51 (k3vin k.), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:52 (nine years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koGD6XnAsNs

am0n, Thursday, 4 June 2009 15:43 (nine years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dma9fvOmbJs

(╬ ಠ益ಠ) (cankles), Thursday, 25 June 2009 23:22 (nine years ago) Permalink

eleven months pass...

wtf @ adolf jordan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH0mTA9ZCC4

( `ハ´)☞  ☜(´∀`☜) (am0n), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 04:33 (eight years ago) Permalink

how creepy is it that michael jordan is still wearing that LONE, HITLER MUSTACHE?

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 26 May 2010 04:42 (eight years ago) Permalink

michael J0rdan

( `ハ´)☞  ☜(´∀`☜) (am0n), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 05:00 (eight years ago) Permalink

l0l

its like why GROCERY BAG and not saddam? (deej), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 05:29 (eight years ago) Permalink

Finally lost the earring, went respectable with no conspicuous jewelry, a fresh shave and a tasteful Hitler stache.

More more more ass we are all addicted to ass (Whitey on the Moon), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 07:58 (eight years ago) Permalink

only way i can explain that stache is that he falls asleep drunk watching the history channel every night so he can't remember where he got the idea for it

münchausen by proxymuzak (m bison), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 13:59 (eight years ago) Permalink

six months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V19h37_7I-E

real shit about 1/2 way through the clip when the 1on1's start. MJ showing some of his repetoire but seems like he's always reacting to what the defender is giving him rather than "ok now I'll do move #12 on this guy" etc

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 9 December 2010 04:35 (seven years ago) Permalink

"which side do you want?" is classic

Sandwiches That You Will Like.(2002).XviD.torrent (govern yourself accordingly), Saturday, 11 December 2010 20:57 (seven years ago) Permalink

lol jordan demolishing little kids, i wonder if he plays much anymore

ice cr?m, Saturday, 11 December 2010 21:07 (seven years ago) Permalink

after that CEO beat him, he doesn't play anyone who's hit puberty

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 11 December 2010 21:09 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/gq/299-1.jpg

back when he had agl

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 01:34 (seven years ago) Permalink

the hitler stache ads are back

the boobfinder general (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 01:40 (seven years ago) Permalink

is that GQ saying MJ best ever from '89?

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 03:56 (seven years ago) Permalink

wow his hairline is unbelievable in that photo

return of the nakh (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 04:02 (seven years ago) Permalink

lonely air thinking baout things

wiz kelefa sanneh claus (m bison), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 12:42 (seven years ago) Permalink

high waisted jeans are agl (nh)

dayo, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 12:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

Lady faints, Jordan innocent

Michael Jordan mistakenly thought a woman who fainted during lunch was left breathless because she saw him walk into Café Mediterraneo at the CuisinArt Resort and Spa on Anguilla over the holiday. Turns out, she keeled over while chatting with a doctor about how to fix her son's broken nose. "As the woman was listening, Michael walked in, and she looked up and acknowledged him," said a source. "She then got so upset by what the doctor was saying about her son, she literally fainted to the floor. The next day, Michael called the front desk to make sure that 'the girl who passed out when she saw me was doing OK.' " Jordan was at the resort having lunch with Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly. The Chicago Bulls legend flew down to the island on his plane branded with a blue-and-white Air Jordan logo of him dunking a basketball on its tail.

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/lady_faints_jordan_innocent_1nPhcHQfvEzmSxmNIug3PP#ixzz1B3OVKInp

omar little, Friday, 14 January 2011 23:08 (seven years ago) Permalink

sports stars always keep the steez they had from their "career year".. course with mj it was more like a "career career" but ykwim

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 14 January 2011 23:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

"his plane branded with a blue-and-white Air Jordan logo of him dunking a basketball on its tail."
phrasing is hella awkward. the basketball's tail?

From the novel "Spinster Dinner" (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

think they wrote it like that to emphasize the narcissism

dayo, Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:28 (seven years ago) Permalink

man he is gonna be 48 in a month

fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:34 (seven years ago) Permalink

he went for HER rather

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 20:12 (five years ago) Permalink

that is the first time i've thought of Kennedy in like two decades

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 02:42 (five years ago) Permalink

lol kennedy is a big libertarian apparently?

it's too late for me to turn that into a joke about michael jordan gambling for her virginity.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 02:49 (five years ago) Permalink

it's never too late. just look at emjay... still wearing that lone, gold hoop earring.

Treeship, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 02:50 (five years ago) Permalink

let me teach you how to be a gm

moullet, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 21:41 (five years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

hoop earring makes an appearance in bill & jalen's bobcats preview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTe0IG8drxI&feature=youtu.be&t=2m23s

circles, Sunday, 6 October 2013 03:46 (four years ago) Permalink

or uh if you don't want to watch the whole thing
http://youtu.be/NTe0IG8drxI?t=2m23s

circles, Sunday, 6 October 2013 03:48 (four years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/BoO4RoL.jpg

乒乓, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 15:18 (four years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/QiaBi0Q.png

乒乓, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 12:59 (four years ago) Permalink

Michael Jordan picks top pickup team

I love this story so much.

Of the many poster-worthy dunks in his career, Jordan singled out his slam on Patrick Ewing in the 1991 playoffs as one of his favorites. Jordan did a quick spin away from Charles Oakley on the baseline, soared to the hoop and put down a one-hand slam in the face of Ewing's challenge.

Jordan said he thinks about that one "very, very often."

"I told him, Georgetown guys don't block shots, they take charges," Jordan said on the video. "I dunked it on him so hard it was unbelievable. Every time I see him, that's the first thing I remind him of."

Euler, Thursday, 14 November 2013 18:59 (four years ago) Permalink

haha that's awesome. i know ppl have turned on jordan but i love his psychopath self, sitting around chuckling over his ruthless glory like conan on his throne

balls, Thursday, 14 November 2013 22:41 (four years ago) Permalink

otm

Euler, Thursday, 14 November 2013 23:43 (four years ago) Permalink

he pulls off canadian tuxedo imo

flopson, Friday, 15 November 2013 01:29 (four years ago) Permalink

it has been pointed out that he is cheating at beer pong in that photo which is just so jordan

lag∞n, Friday, 15 November 2013 16:16 (four years ago) Permalink

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)o

am0n, Friday, 15 November 2013 18:31 (four years ago) Permalink

loool

lag∞n, Friday, 15 November 2013 19:44 (four years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

boggling at the effort to put this together...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sLAbHud8bQ

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 07:06 (four years ago) Permalink

oh mmmmaaaaaan

Spottie, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 07:26 (four years ago) Permalink

college section interesting for seeing him get the ball in diff spots/ways then as a pro. gets the ball and then instant cut or fake then cut opposite way his man's momentum his going.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 07:40 (four years ago) Permalink

awesome find gd

balls, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 15:10 (four years ago) Permalink

gonna watch this in like 30 minute chunks over the next week or so

Spottie, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 15:32 (four years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/ASl02XM.jpg

, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 23:43 (four years ago) Permalink

wut

lag∞n, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 03:31 (four years ago) Permalink

eight months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/nAhxPic.png

whats the matter champ

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 05:28 (three years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/Vy2KL7V.jpg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 15:40 (three years ago) Permalink

MJ on that offseason diet, ready to ball with Lance in practice

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 15:43 (three years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/q8ma2xn.jpg

, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 12:39 (three years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/MDeYCR7.jpg

MJ was normxcore before normxcore

, Saturday, 10 January 2015 13:03 (three years ago) Permalink

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7AP-wVCEAEshpk.jpg

ur wondering who wears the ugliest of all jordans, its mike

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 January 2015 17:05 (three years ago) Permalink

Is that recent where do you even get jeans like that

Do you think he has like thousands of pairs of jeans acid washed to his exact specifications that have been stashed in a room since the mid 90s

we just form a f#!king wall (agent hibachi), Saturday, 10 January 2015 21:25 (three years ago) Permalink

i think he has them custom made

lag∞n, Sunday, 11 January 2015 02:01 (three years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-FpJDDCYAA4mg_.jpg

polyphonic, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 01:00 (three years ago) Permalink

Smh

Steph def def (Spottie), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 01:02 (three years ago) Permalink

Lmao at two cigars do you think that jacket has custom cigar pockets?

brosario nawson (m bison), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 02:34 (three years ago) Permalink

mike looking p now there tbh

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 02:49 (three years ago) Permalink

the pockets are for extra burners to call his various bookies

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 03:31 (three years ago) Permalink

nine months pass...

lol

He looks good with that bucket hat getup

brimstead, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 02:10 (two years ago) Permalink

2 cigars mandatory of course

brimstead, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 02:11 (two years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

what if mj had that hitler moustache because gambling with just money and assets at stake doesn't thrill him anymore and he wagers on wacky dares sometimes too

slam dunk, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 02:22 (two years ago) Permalink

"yeah, but you even have to wear the mustache in the underwear commercial, the... whatchacall it karl?"
"Hanes"
"yeah in the Hanes commercial!"
"man fuck you chuck"

Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 02:24 (two years ago) Permalink

seven months pass...

nice bit from the cargo shorts article on wsj
http://www.wsj.com/articles/nice-cargo-shorts-youre-sleeping-on-the-sofa-1470082856

Many upscale golf courses have banned cargo shorts in recent years. In 2012, Michael Jordan was playing golf in cargo shorts at a Miami country club when he was asked to change his pants, according to news reports at the time. He reportedly refused. His agent released a statement afterward saying Mr. Jordan had previously worn cargo pants at the club without incident.

Spottie, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 00:33 (one year ago) Permalink

jfc

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 August 2016 13:49 (one year ago) Permalink

eleven months pass...

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2017/08/nba-michael-jordan-kevin-durant-lebron-james-kobe-bryant

Yes, Jordan thinks he’s better than Kobe.
Jordan does not think he could compete in the NBA right now. Maybe for one game, though.
Isiah Thomas was the toughest player to guard for Jordan.
Jordan says he doesn’t remember hitting Steve Kerr, though Kerr has confirmed this story himself. “I think he ran into me,” Jordan joked.
Jordan’s favorite musical artist is Drake.

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 21:00 (eleven months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

how creepy is it that michael jordan is still smoking SIX CIGARS A DAY?
https://www.gq.com/story/michael-jordan-cigar-habit

lag∞n, Friday, 13 October 2017 14:12 (nine months ago) Permalink

Donald Trump should wear a lone hoop earring

Erotic Wolf (crüt), Friday, 13 October 2017 14:46 (nine months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOkDD1SXkAEZU2b.jpg

Spottie, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 04:55 (eight months ago) Permalink

salute to the king

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 05:12 (eight months ago) Permalink

seven months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DfvX2bOWsAEueFq.jpg

Spottie, Friday, 15 June 2018 15:46 (one month ago) Permalink


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