Taking Sides: Erick Dampier vs. An Order of Chicken Fries

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David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 November 2005 05:31 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I'll take the Chicken Fries and $70mln.

Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Thursday, 3 November 2005 05:36 (twelve years ago) Permalink

It's too early in the season for player hating, you know. Although, if you're looking to trade a Mav for some reconstituted poultry foodstuff sold by 'da King, you might want to look at Doug Christie.

This Field Left Blank (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 3 November 2005 06:24 (twelve years ago) Permalink

It's never too early to call Dampier a washout. I jumped on the 'Dampier is a bust' wagon before the ink was dry on his contract. There was nothing about that deal that made sense to me.

Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Thursday, 3 November 2005 06:42 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Well, admittedly the fact that the Mavs traded out CHRISTIAN LAETTNER on the same deal that gave them Dampier does seem kinda strange and possibly foolhardy.... Eh. Oh well. I is a SPURS fan. Etc.

This Field Left Blank (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 3 November 2005 07:18 (twelve years ago) Permalink

(BTW, $70 mil would buy you quite a lot of chicken fries. Or perhaps a... better center?)

This Field Left Blank (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 3 November 2005 07:21 (twelve years ago) Permalink

11 minutes.

0 Points.

0 Boards.

0 Blocks.

0 Steals.

4 Turnovers.

4 Fouls.

Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 05:07 (twelve years ago) Permalink

COCK ROCK WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 05:28 (twelve years ago) Permalink

20 minutes

0 points

8 boards

0 blocks

0 steals

6 turnovers

6 fouls

Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Friday, 18 November 2005 04:45 (twelve years ago) Permalink

But I'm sure Dampier will be worth the 13.5 million he's going to make in 2010-2011. And no I'm not making that up.

Aaron W (Aaron W), Friday, 18 November 2005 21:08 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Apologies.

The name of the BK house band is actually Coq Roq.

I should take some height steroids and sneak into Celtics' training camp next year.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 November 2005 21:14 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Then he puts up 16 and 14 tonight. Clearly a man in need of a good motivational seminar.

Cuban's a billionaire, couldn't he hire Tony Robbins to shadow Damp for a couple of weeks?

Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Sunday, 20 November 2005 04:57 (twelve years ago) Permalink

one month passes...
looks like chicken fries win!

especially if the chicken fries are named desagana diop

now STARTING CENTER for the mavs! go desagana!

metonymus prime (rgeary), Monday, 16 January 2006 20:15 (twelve years ago) Permalink

this isnt the first time the Mavs have had a usless scarecrow for a center, see Shawn Bradley for example.
they couldn't get a bag of basketballs for that waste of a jersey when he was still playing

J. Lamphere (WatchMeJumpStart), Monday, 16 January 2006 23:35 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Question: If the Mavs traded Erick Dampier to Burger King for an order of chicken fries, what would Burger King do with him? Is he responsible enough to man the fry-o-later? Would he be completely useless until the week leading up to his quarterly review, in which time he would work just hard enough to convince the store manager to give him a raise?

Jeff Reguilon (Talent Explosion), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 01:27 (twelve years ago) Permalink

ten years pass...

really shoulda pulled the trigger on that trade IMO

Neanderthal, Monday, 28 March 2016 21:24 (two years ago) Permalink


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