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this thread has potential if only pictures are involved

J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:09 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://www.porchillustrated.com/nba/shaq_hump.jpg

carne asada, Monday, 21 January 2008 20:01 (ten years ago) Permalink

lol take that dukie

circles, Monday, 21 January 2008 20:11 (ten years ago) Permalink

that was quick

circles, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:23 (ten years ago) Permalink

$24,300 at the gas station filling up

dang...it'd take some serious private jet miles for this to add up

circles, Thursday, 24 January 2008 01:12 (ten years ago) Permalink

that pic needs to be on up the ass corner, but i can't find the thread.

tehresa, Thursday, 24 January 2008 01:39 (ten years ago) Permalink

lolololololol

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3232862

circles, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 03:57 (ten years ago) Permalink

suns more desperate/worried than I would have thought

circles, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 03:57 (ten years ago) Permalink

Pat Reily is a genius GM. He's going to get younger, with a player that can be dumped at the end of the season and with the Heat having massive cap space, a lottery pick and a league-wide star (or two, with Marion) to build around.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 6 February 2008 06:08 (ten years ago) Permalink

(And, it should be noted, with a hell of a player in Marion).

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 6 February 2008 06:08 (ten years ago) Permalink

If Riley pulls this off, I totally agree. He could let Wade more or less skip that whole painful period that other stars have had to endure when their teams have sucked and there wasn't anything they could do about it (KG, Pierce, McGrady come to mind).

circles, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 06:52 (ten years ago) Permalink

this trade proves that marion is more of a bitch than any of us knew. nash and amare reportedly ecstatic.
not that it makes basketball sense.

hytop, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 18:49 (ten years ago) Permalink

wtf suns

agent hibachi, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 19:54 (ten years ago) Permalink

i see a 11-71 coming in two years

agent hibachi, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 19:55 (ten years ago) Permalink

John Hollinger: angry, confused

milo z, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 20:59 (ten years ago) Permalink

Paves the way for the Warriors to move into second in the Pacific! (AKA EFF U LA.)

Leee, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 21:19 (ten years ago) Permalink

rip steve nash's chances at getting a ring
we can tell our kids about him like old guys talk about maravich

hytop, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 21:36 (ten years ago) Permalink

very weird

Jeff LeVine, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 23:10 (ten years ago) Permalink

i mean, if they wanted a washed up big who can't run, c-webbs been available!

hytop, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 23:14 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://www.atomicarchive.com/Effects/Images/WE12.jpg

circles, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 23:19 (ten years ago) Permalink

he's worth 6 fouls against duncan and bynum i guess

plus shaq the personality will probably good for chemistry and make amare grow up

beyond that...uhh

agent hibachi, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 23:30 (ten years ago) Permalink

Steve Kerr, another ex-player with no management experience, who just fucked his team royally. That said I don't think the Suns were going to win the West as they stood anyway.

Alex in SF, Thursday, 7 February 2008 00:59 (ten years ago) Permalink

I guess in the best of all possible scenarios, Diaw and Hill basically give you most of what Marion gave, and Shaq adds extra scoring power and size.

Until I just checked, I'd forgotten how thin this team has become. They used to be able to bring Kurt Thomas off the bench, but now behind Shaq and Amare they have Sean Marks and Brian Skinner. And when Shaq's hurt, Barbosa's the only serviceable backup they have.

circles, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:28 (ten years ago) Permalink

they can spin this anyway they want but there is no way anybody is convinced that this team is better then they were two days ago

carne asada, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:51 (ten years ago) Permalink

Oh, don't be so hasty. You're hearing criticisms like those we (in Miami) heard when O'Neal came to us. And he got us a ring. He may get you one, too.

But yes, his contract will weight you down this season or next. But at this stage, Shaq's like a blue-chip to be played when you're close to a title, and I'm not sure how many championship runs Nash has left, so the timing may be good.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:04 (ten years ago) Permalink

I'd be thrilled if O'Neal helps Phoenix win a title. They deserve it.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:04 (ten years ago) Permalink

skinner's actually been a good fit, plus the beard is fantastic for morale

it would be nice if they could get a real point guard who wasn't 172 years old to play 10 minutes behind nash for sure, but otherwise most teams only go 7 deep in the playoffs

agent hibachi, Thursday, 7 February 2008 21:00 (ten years ago) Permalink

why has no one brought up the fact that shaq has played like 20 games this year? why are people acting a if it's a foregone conclusion that he's even going to make it into the playoffs?

J0rdan S., Thursday, 7 February 2008 21:02 (ten years ago) Permalink

one of the reasons they sited for picking up shaq was defense. i don't see it. "WOW there's a big 7 footer nailed to the paint"

carne asada, Thursday, 7 February 2008 21:09 (ten years ago) Permalink

+ marion is a pretty good perimeter defender. his disgruntlement must have run deep for this to make any sense to anyone. like jordan said shaq is hurt *as we speak*, to say nothing of how ineffectual he was when he was "healthy" earlier this year.

tremendoid, Thursday, 7 February 2008 22:01 (ten years ago) Permalink

As I said before: Pat Riley -- Genius GM.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 8 February 2008 03:37 (ten years ago) Permalink

wtf suns, indeed

am0n, Saturday, 9 February 2008 03:58 (ten years ago) Permalink

I totally think the Heat got the best of this deal.

Even if Shaq somehow comes back this year and plays decently, what about the OTHER TWO YEARS in which he is still under contract?

Meanwhile Miami somehow managed to dump a contract thought previously undumpable and get SHAWN MARION too?

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 9 February 2008 16:04 (ten years ago) Permalink

I'd be thrilled if O'Neal helps Phoenix win a title. They deserve it.

I would love for Phoenix to win so that everybody will stop fellating Chuck Daly decades later. Is it so wrong for uptempo offense to win a title?

to think how things might have turned out last year had Amare not been suspended.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 9 February 2008 16:08 (ten years ago) Permalink

I ran into a guy wearing a suns hat while out last night. Dude was not happy.

Clay, Saturday, 9 February 2008 21:01 (ten years ago) Permalink

was the hat a bootleg?

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 9 February 2008 22:01 (ten years ago) Permalink

he's benched for this game but they can't stfu about him and keep showing reaction shots of his deadpan mug

am0n, Monday, 11 February 2008 03:33 (ten years ago) Permalink

i am v v v v v interested in seeing shaq actually play w/the suns

jhøshea, Monday, 11 February 2008 03:37 (ten years ago) Permalink

nah i am too but fucking shut up already until hes on the court y'know

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/media/photo/2008-02/35308487.jpg

am0n, Monday, 11 February 2008 03:42 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://www.rivalfish.com/rivalroom/uploaded_images/KAZAAM-783477.JPG

lolololo

am0n, Monday, 11 February 2008 03:43 (ten years ago) Permalink

wizards uniforms r so fugly

am0n, Monday, 11 February 2008 03:50 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riV3hvW8M64
O_O

circles, Monday, 11 February 2008 08:22 (ten years ago) Permalink

if am0n is talking about the wizards' gold joints he is wrong

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 February 2008 08:24 (ten years ago) Permalink

designed by diddy too

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 February 2008 08:24 (ten years ago) Permalink

that explains it then

am0n, Monday, 11 February 2008 16:32 (ten years ago) Permalink

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4178852

better work on that mumbling

am0n, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 17:36 (nine years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

shark o'neal

∑(∂u∂e) (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 18:29 (nine years ago) Permalink

Shaq vs. Roethlisberger! timely.

Got that pandemic (Whitey on the Moon), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 03:33 (nine years ago) Permalink

five months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEJldO6GFIM

♖♕♖ (am0n), Saturday, 9 January 2010 03:26 (eight years ago) Permalink

did you just see that during celts/hawks too

call all destroyer, Saturday, 9 January 2010 03:29 (eight years ago) Permalink

:)

♖♕♖ (am0n), Saturday, 9 January 2010 03:30 (eight years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

going into surgery today on my thumb, will be out for a min but when I return it is on, win da ring for da king! Luv my team, Cavs baby!
about 7 hours ago via API

am0n, Monday, 1 March 2010 19:41 (eight years ago) Permalink

"a min" = 8 weeks

am0n, Monday, 1 March 2010 19:41 (eight years ago) Permalink

due to his advanced size, he will literally feel like only a minute has passed.

alex trebek's career is in jeopardy! (m bison), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:00 (eight years ago) Permalink

if u ask him about the lakers championship run, he will describe it as the gr8st week of his professional life

alex trebek's career is in jeopardy! (m bison), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:01 (eight years ago) Permalink

thumb injury mars shaq's scheduled mid-season siesta

they want a fapz (tremendoid), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:33 (eight years ago) Permalink

mars or enables?

am0n, Monday, 1 March 2010 22:05 (eight years ago) Permalink

well its like spending yr sick day actually sick

they want a fapz (tremendoid), Monday, 1 March 2010 22:10 (eight years ago) Permalink

on yr wedding day

they want a fapz (tremendoid), Monday, 1 March 2010 22:11 (eight years ago) Permalink

lol

am0n, Monday, 1 March 2010 22:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

Love Bruce Bowen's bowtie:

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4955782&categoryid=2378529

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 1 March 2010 22:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

L...LOL

http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/6136745

☀ ☃ (am0n), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:53 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2552/3860435117_434aca733f_o.gif

am0n, Friday, 23 April 2010 15:44 (eight years ago) Permalink

six months pass...

http://sports.espn.go.com/boston/nba/news/story?id=5711574

am0n, Monday, 25 October 2010 18:07 (eight years ago) Permalink

seven months pass...

RIP BIG MAN

http://sports.espn.go.com/boston/nba/news/story?id=6615886

max tldr (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 20:48 (seven years ago) Permalink

enjoy your retirement big dude

http://www.tout.com/m/9944wo

circles, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 21:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

question is could he challenge barkley as our most beloved retired player?

max tldr (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 21:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

http://www.tout.com/m/jgm0gr

polyphonic, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 21:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

is shaq on tout's payroll? b/c i had never heard of it before today

circles, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 21:26 (seven years ago) Permalink

wait how could i forget

http://hoopspeak.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/4403371633_1541b5f28b_o.jpg

max tldr (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 21:28 (seven years ago) Permalink

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markers, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 22:15 (seven years ago) Permalink

thanks for all the lulz

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 June 2011 04:35 (seven years ago) Permalink

^

Shaq needs to join up with the TNT crew. Although they would need to find a way to make his voice audible to the average viewer.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Thursday, 2 June 2011 04:38 (seven years ago) Permalink

rip big man

ice cr?m, Thursday, 2 June 2011 19:26 (seven years ago) Permalink

So much funnier than Wilt. He'll be missed.

Aimless, Thursday, 2 June 2011 19:42 (seven years ago) Permalink

i keep reading this as "Shaq's back", like, his body part. which is sad now that i realize how old he is

rip most dominant ever

pearsonic, Thursday, 2 June 2011 21:26 (seven years ago) Permalink

what a bro

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 June 2011 17:34 (seven years ago) Permalink

have to admit, sorry to see him go. Watched the entire press conference yesterday, the guy is kind of amazing, one of the greatest ever "performers", up there w/michael jackson, lady gaga, etc as far as being at home on a big stage

Dominique, Sunday, 5 June 2011 02:11 (seven years ago) Permalink

could ball it up too

positive rapper (k3vin k.), Sunday, 5 June 2011 02:29 (seven years ago) Permalink

up there w/michael jackson, lady gaga, etc

don't forget liberace and elvis

Aimless, Sunday, 5 June 2011 02:36 (seven years ago) Permalink

He missed 5317 free throws in his career

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 June 2011 21:40 (seven years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

his dick must be the size of her arm

tine nic (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:22 (seven years ago) Permalink

five months pass...

his dick must be the size of her arm

― tine nic (k3vin k.), Tuesday, August 16, 2011 10:22 PM Bookmark

think more discussion warranted on this

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2012 17:34 (six years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

can i just

http://shaq.com/media/wysiwyg/shaq_soda.jpg

Neanderthal, Friday, 19 July 2013 16:48 (five years ago) Permalink

the strawberry cream soda one was p good

Neanderthal, Friday, 19 July 2013 16:49 (five years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STZAPItlAV4

k3vin k., Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:55 (five years ago) Permalink

sick

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:03 (five years ago) Permalink

three years pass...

i still have my Shaq soda cans in our kitchen

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 23:07 (two years ago) Permalink

two years pass...

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