Victor Wembanyama aka Wemby aka The Extraterrestrial

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to discuss the 7'4" french hooper

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Thursday, 19 October 2023 00:46 (one month ago) link

Victor Wembanyama just dribbled the ball through Reggie Bullock’s legs 🤯pic.twitter.com/uVSh0k5P8F

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPoints) October 19, 2023

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Thursday, 19 October 2023 00:48 (one month ago) link

that's mean

Clay, Thursday, 19 October 2023 00:51 (one month ago) link

la muscade

oatly carmichael (m bison), Thursday, 19 October 2023 01:32 (one month ago) link

Kids these days have no respect.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 19 October 2023 11:39 (one month ago) link

https://x.com/worldwidewob/status/1715555240748232761?s=46&t=XlsbhgknQH65_CH00_uPqw

out here blocking klay threes

k3vin k., Saturday, 21 October 2023 12:02 (one month ago) link

i think his defensive ceiling is to become the most impactful defender since bill russell

oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 21 October 2023 16:28 (one month ago) link

just caught up on a bunch of highlights on NBA TV, holy cannoli!

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 21 October 2023 16:36 (one month ago) link

he blocked wiggins three times lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 October 2023 16:54 (one month ago) link

Kinda wild if you think about it. pic.twitter.com/GIzGNlIUT2

— C.J. Holmes 🚀 (@CjHolmes22) October 21, 2023

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 21 October 2023 16:57 (one month ago) link

That whole 90 seconds is lol

Wemby did all this in 90 seconds 👽 pic.twitter.com/LwKec8Nc4j

— Brett Usher (@UsherNBA) October 21, 2023

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Saturday, 21 October 2023 17:01 (one month ago) link

Hot take: he's going to be All-Defense as a rookie.

His 3 point shot is a little shaky but his midrange already looks solid.

Jane Eyre Jordan (Leee), Saturday, 21 October 2023 18:09 (one month ago) link

curious to see what his offense looks like against full speed nba d, hes def doing some iffy stuff but prob also has some already strong parts to his offense, pop said hes letting him figure it out on his own just letting him do whatever he wants which was surprising but does seem true through the preseason at least, defense is yeah already insane, wouldnt be surprised if he made the allstar game this year, hes a phenomenon

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 October 2023 18:15 (one month ago) link

Def interested to see what he looks like once teams start trying and all start to build a scouting report on him.

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Saturday, 21 October 2023 21:52 (one month ago) link

tbh i think teams have heard of this guy

oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 21 October 2023 22:18 (one month ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_ygGfnFzQc

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 October 2023 23:13 (one month ago) link

oh my god

https://x.com/ericsal_7/status/1715916481265799380?s=46&t=XlsbhgknQH65_CH00_uPqw

k3vin k., Sunday, 22 October 2023 18:26 (one month ago) link

that looks fake

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 October 2023 18:28 (one month ago) link

lol i may have gone to hs with that x poster (according to my friend who insists this is true)

but yeah that picture is bananas

oatly carmichael (m bison), Sunday, 22 October 2023 19:31 (one month ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dta2sjy7GRg

TW for those who are afraid of heights.

Iguodalai Lama (Leee), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 18:27 (one month ago) link

lol the hand in space

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 18:33 (one month ago) link

the layup is insane he just…lays it in

k3vin k., Wednesday, 25 October 2023 18:35 (one month ago) link

They should get him a go pro instead of having him hold his little phone.

Jeff, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 19:26 (one month ago) link

He has scored

Clay, Thursday, 26 October 2023 02:00 (one month ago) link

So "only" 3 blocks in the last game, guys are maybe testing him less now?

Iguodalai Lama (Leee), Saturday, 28 October 2023 21:17 (one month ago) link

he's definitely altering drives and perimeter jumpers even if he isnt getting contact

oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 28 October 2023 22:08 (one month ago) link

This guy reached the highest level for his sport on the planet and his highlight reel still looks like when there’s a 5-star recruit in a small high school district https://t.co/kfB8oRY36b

— Rodger Sherman (@rodger) November 3, 2023

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 3 November 2023 17:02 (one month ago) link

love how much the announcers are just chuckling at how insane this dude is

frogbs, Friday, 3 November 2023 17:29 (one month ago) link

making KD look like Mugsy Durant out there

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 3 November 2023 17:31 (one month ago) link

The question now might be how soon does he become the best player in the league.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 3 November 2023 17:31 (one month ago) link

when theyre running the throw it up where no one else can get it play they could still be throwing it much higher lol no ones brain can process what hes capable of

lag∞n, Friday, 3 November 2023 17:34 (one month ago) link

Kareem is the only near-analog to Victor in terms of instant impact on the whole league, but Kareem arrived in the league aged 22 and already had three NCAA championships under his belt. Wembanyama just needs to add some muscle and show his body can endure the grind of 82 games plus endless playoff series and he'll unquestionably be in the top three or four. Getting enough separation that everyone agrees who is "the best player in the league" is almost impossible these days.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 3 November 2023 17:46 (one month ago) link

when theyre running the throw it up where no one else can get it play they could still be throwing it much higher

Yeah I noticed that too, I mean where's this kid's (literal) ceiling?

Iguodalai Lama (Leee), Friday, 3 November 2023 17:48 (one month ago) link

you know who I feel a little bad for is Pop, I mean the guy was fairly vocal about wanting to hang it up someday soon and suddenly this absolute freak just lands in his lap

frogbs, Friday, 3 November 2023 18:44 (one month ago) link

lol no way, wemby just added like ten years to pops life. hes set

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 3 November 2023 19:05 (one month ago) link

I mean its a good problem to have but I kinda feel like Pop was finally letting himself think about fucking off for a while and spening all day fishing

frogbs, Friday, 3 November 2023 19:33 (one month ago) link

I assume pop is having the time of his life with this kid

Clay, Friday, 3 November 2023 19:42 (one month ago) link

its his karmic payout for being one of the first nba guys to take european basketball players seriously

lag∞n, Friday, 3 November 2023 19:44 (one month ago) link

most nba coaches are overworked type-A nervous wrecks. pop strikes me as about the most mentally healthy coach out there. he'll quit whenever he wants to.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 3 November 2023 19:45 (one month ago) link

well yeah he seems like the one dude who might like a life outside of basketball

dont get me wrong when the Spurs got the pick the first thing I thought was that I was happy for Pop, I love when coaches like that can go out on a high note

frogbs, Friday, 3 November 2023 19:47 (one month ago) link

The question now might be how soon does he become the best player in the league.

― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, November 3, 2023 1:31 PM (two hours ago)

you have guys like jokic, tatum, luka who are still just into or haven't even entered their prime years so i think i'd peg it at like 3 years until victor is indisputably the best player in the league

i think the more interesting question is how much better will he be than the second best player of his wave of guys? like if you put luka, tatum, shai etc to the side -- they're all 24/25 -- and focus just on the 22/23 year olds and under you have guys like: paolo, ant edwards, cade, halliburton, chet, franz, barnes... it feels like victor could be 2x better than them even as most if not all of those guys will be all NBA players

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 3 November 2023 19:54 (one month ago) link

if hes the best player in the league at 22 well boy howdy, not usually how it works but could happen

lag∞n, Friday, 3 November 2023 20:03 (one month ago) link

hard not to get ahead of ourselves here after witnessing last night... but yeah. please just stay healthy

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 3 November 2023 20:06 (one month ago) link

im sure hell have some injuries as his alien body adjusts to earth life, just hopefully nothing too serious

lag∞n, Friday, 3 November 2023 20:09 (one month ago) link

since we're getting ahead of ourselves in this thread after seeing some of those plays last night my reaction wasn't just "he could be the best player in the league in 3 years" but also "they may have to change the rules for this guy"

frogbs, Friday, 3 November 2023 20:16 (one month ago) link

will this guy even have to box out? he gumbied a pass last night with his arm bent like 90 degrees over the defenders head lol

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 3 November 2023 20:18 (one month ago) link

Need E-40 to say victor wembanyama one time

— no bells (@nobellsblog) November 3, 2023



facts

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 3 November 2023 20:35 (one month ago) link

lmao

lag∞n, Friday, 3 November 2023 20:37 (one month ago) link

haha id be surprised if he wasnt working up a song right now

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 3 November 2023 20:37 (one month ago) link

Mr Wembanyama Mr Vic Wembanyama

symsymsym, Saturday, 4 November 2023 01:20 (one month ago) link

I've been singing "Wembanyama Mama" to myself since ums posted that.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Saturday, 4 November 2023 13:06 (one month ago) link

Been singing his name to the tune of Mistadobalina myself

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Saturday, 4 November 2023 18:47 (one month ago) link

genuinely would be terrified if I saw this out in the wild. like my only thought would be "that better fucking be Wemby"

Happy HalloWemby!

📺 Spurs/Suns, 10pm/et on TNT pic.twitter.com/ZCNU1f5oBh

— NBA (@NBA) October 31, 2023

frogbs, Wednesday, 8 November 2023 04:59 (one month ago) link

He's apparently working on a skyhook, if he ever gets that down RIP NBA.

Kira Nerys Witherspoon (Leee), Wednesday, 8 November 2023 18:46 (one month ago) link

Sorry but kool Keith

Chilling with wembanyama
Stroking llamas

Heez, Wednesday, 8 November 2023 23:27 (one month ago) link

hey his album earlier this year has a song about old Supersonics players so anything is possible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krorxO_fHEI

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 November 2023 23:35 (one month ago) link

I love it when he raps about basketball. The Baldwin hills spacemen would be my fantasy basketball team name if I played

Heez, Thursday, 9 November 2023 00:22 (four weeks ago) link

def periodically new people or words appear that make me think i want to hear kool keith say that

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 November 2023 00:24 (four weeks ago) link

It's like he's doing this on an 8-foot rim:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiLbtU_GTSM

Kira Nerys Witherspoon (Leee), Friday, 10 November 2023 23:55 (four weeks ago) link

nerf rim

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 November 2023 00:02 (three weeks ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgkxajrQArJ

Rimbaud: First Blood (Leee), Monday, 20 November 2023 17:45 (two weeks ago) link

Let's try that again.

Rimbaud: First Blood (Leee), Monday, 20 November 2023 17:46 (two weeks ago) link

is pop cooked?

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Monday, 27 November 2023 05:58 (one week ago) link

i didn’t think so until this year

oatly carmichael (m bison), Monday, 27 November 2023 11:48 (one week ago) link

like im really starting to wince watching them play, i get that they wanted to experiment to see how everyone fits with wemby, but i feel like the experiment has lost the plot when you lose 12 games in a row. sochan is never gonna be pre-playoff freakout ben simmons and i worry that pop will break him trying to make it happen. giving wemby no direction means he plays like a 19-year-old, no shit he's gonna try to do too much and get a bunch of turnovers. this team feels rudderless without competent point guard play and their defensive woes are compounded by the turnovers and missed shots. tre jones isnt a world-beater but he's a capable pg whose on-off numbers and netrtg with wemby are fuckin good. they should experiment with winning even at the expense of some theoretical all-switching all-the-time defensive lineup.

im not terribly worried in the long run bc its not like pop was given a loaded roster to begin with. there are several good pg prospects in this draft (i like collier and topic rn but who knows) and some servicable bigs that can upgrade charles bassey pretty quickly.

oatly carmichael (m bison), Monday, 27 November 2023 12:33 (one week ago) link

the approach they’re taking may have worked more 10 or 15 years ago….the overall talent in the league means that there aren’t any easy games early in the season. so if you’re openly fucking around while everyone else is trying to win the results are going to hurt.

i also wonder if, even for a player as unique as wemby, a more traditional development approach where you ask him to focus on a few fundamentals and gradually expand his responsibilities over time, just works better.

call all destroyer, Monday, 27 November 2023 17:36 (one week ago) link

cant help but think theyre just tanking

lag∞n, Monday, 27 November 2023 17:39 (one week ago) link

if you were just running jones-wemby pick and rolls all game you might win too much

lag∞n, Monday, 27 November 2023 17:40 (one week ago) link

meanwhile letting wemby and sochan get some reps doing whatever prob has some value, its like everyone else is playing basketball and youre playing 21 lol

lag∞n, Monday, 27 November 2023 17:43 (one week ago) link

idk Pop taking the mic to tell people not to boo Kawhi kinda made me feel like his heart isn't really in it anymore. its just a weird thing for a coach to do and I think maybe Pop just can't suppress his inner human anymore the way being a head coach requires you to do. but I dunno maybe they are just tanking.

frogbs, Monday, 27 November 2023 18:20 (one week ago) link

i would tank if i were them, go back to the well one more time

lag∞n, Monday, 27 November 2023 18:28 (one week ago) link

you can tank and be better is the thing

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Monday, 27 November 2023 18:39 (one week ago) link

what why

lag∞n, Monday, 27 November 2023 18:43 (one week ago) link

would they be winning that many more games if they were actually trying to play sound basketball? not many but probably a few, and this particular nba season has some fierce competition for being crappy, lotta crappy teams. not so easy to get those ping pong balls. otoh even once you pick up another couple pieces, how much are you setting wemby's timeline back playing like this now

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 27 November 2023 19:45 (one week ago) link

i dont think youre setting him back particularly, at this stage in career letting him try stuff might even be the best choice, and of course if its a tough tanking year then tanking harder is of great benefit, i dont know that its a tough tanking year but regardless yeah tanking harder will produce better results if youre tanking lol

lag∞n, Monday, 27 November 2023 19:57 (one week ago) link

one problem with sucking this year is that it's supposed to a weak draft, top pick might not have any value

symsymsym, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 02:38 (one week ago) link

fwiw:

The men’s college basketball season is upon us, which means it’s time to update my NBA mock draft. So far, we’ve already received quite a bit of information on college players, as well as a lot of tape on prospects playing overseas.

What does that intel say? That this class is as wide open for players to emerge into as any iteration I’ve come across since I began covering the NBA Draft over the last decade. While this mock draft is supposed to provide a snapshot of where league and team sources generally stand on the prospects at this exact moment, it’s hard to get a read on where scouts sit on this class and even how interested many of the key players are in participating in this draft at all. There are a significant number of polarizing players this season. That starts at the top, even if scouts believe this class could potentially offer some intriguing depth.

It’s worth laying out how questionable the top of this class is. While we are still in the early stages of identifying prospects with the potential to be the No. 1 overall pick in 2024, I do not currently have a player rated as a Tier One or Tier Two prospect.

I wouldn’t say I’m especially stingy with such grades. Over the last four drafts, I have listed the following players in either of those categories:

2020: LaMelo Ball, Anthony Edwards.
2021: Cade Cunningham, Jalen Suggs, Evan Mobley, Jalen Green.
2022: Chet Holmgren, Jabari Smith Jr., Paolo Banchero, Jaden Ivey.
2023: Victor Wembanyama, Scoot Henderson, Brandon Miller, Cam Whitmore, Amen Thompson.
That’s 15 players in four classes. Some of those players have hit, and some of them look like misses, so I’m far from perfect. No evaluator is. But 14 of those 15 players were taken in the top five, with only Whitmore falling to 20th last season due to myriad factors.

As of now, I have not yet seen a player in this class with the look of a typical top-three pick in an NBA Draft. I’m not sure I’ve seen anyone in this class who looks like an average top-five selection.

https://theathletic.com/5009208/2023/11/13/nba-mock-draft-2024-alexandre-sarr/

symsymsym, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 02:39 (one week ago) link

i mean obvs youd like the draft to be "stronger" but this is the year that makes sense for them to tank, tankers cant be choosers

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 02:43 (one week ago) link

spurs dont need to hit a homerun in this draft imo and there are plenty of pg's who would be at minimum solid starters to complement wemby. they have their own pick and toronto's if it stays out of the top 6 (and charlotte if they somehow make the playoffs). 2025 gets fun bc they own the hawks picks for 3 years and they get a bulls 1st rounder (probably, unless they go nuclear tanking for 3 years)

oatly carmichael (m bison), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 03:15 (one week ago) link

the other thing i need to remember is that this team that won 22 games last year had some actual nba rotation players in jakob poeltl and josh richardson for most of the year, so take the leftovers of that team and add wemby and put sochan in the hardest position that he's never played and...12 game losing streak makes sense

oatly carmichael (m bison), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 03:34 (one week ago) link

yeah it's just that finishing bottom 3 might not be much better draftwise than finishing bottom 10

symsymsym, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 05:30 (one week ago) link

maybe finishing 15th will be the best lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 12:52 (one week ago) link


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