Victor Wembanyama aka Wemby aka The Extraterrestrial

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to discuss the 7'4" french hooper

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Thursday, 19 October 2023 00:46 (eleven months ago) link

Victor Wembanyama just dribbled the ball through Reggie Bullock’s legs 🤯pic.twitter.com/uVSh0k5P8F

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPoints) October 19, 2023

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Thursday, 19 October 2023 00:48 (eleven months ago) link

that's mean

Clay, Thursday, 19 October 2023 00:51 (eleven months ago) link

la muscade

oatly carmichael (m bison), Thursday, 19 October 2023 01:32 (eleven months ago) link

Kids these days have no respect.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 19 October 2023 11:39 (eleven months ago) link

https://x.com/worldwidewob/status/1715555240748232761?s=46&t=XlsbhgknQH65_CH00_uPqw

out here blocking klay threes

k3vin k., Saturday, 21 October 2023 12:02 (eleven months ago) link

i think his defensive ceiling is to become the most impactful defender since bill russell

oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 21 October 2023 16:28 (eleven months ago) link

just caught up on a bunch of highlights on NBA TV, holy cannoli!

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 21 October 2023 16:36 (eleven months ago) link

he blocked wiggins three times lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 October 2023 16:54 (eleven months ago) link

Kinda wild if you think about it. pic.twitter.com/GIzGNlIUT2

— C.J. Holmes 🚀 (@CjHolmes22) October 21, 2023

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 21 October 2023 16:57 (eleven months ago) link

That whole 90 seconds is lol

Wemby did all this in 90 seconds 👽 pic.twitter.com/LwKec8Nc4j

— Brett Usher (@UsherNBA) October 21, 2023

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Saturday, 21 October 2023 17:01 (eleven months ago) link

Hot take: he's going to be All-Defense as a rookie.

His 3 point shot is a little shaky but his midrange already looks solid.

Jane Eyre Jordan (Leee), Saturday, 21 October 2023 18:09 (eleven months ago) link

curious to see what his offense looks like against full speed nba d, hes def doing some iffy stuff but prob also has some already strong parts to his offense, pop said hes letting him figure it out on his own just letting him do whatever he wants which was surprising but does seem true through the preseason at least, defense is yeah already insane, wouldnt be surprised if he made the allstar game this year, hes a phenomenon

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 October 2023 18:15 (eleven months ago) link

Def interested to see what he looks like once teams start trying and all start to build a scouting report on him.

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Saturday, 21 October 2023 21:52 (eleven months ago) link

tbh i think teams have heard of this guy

oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 21 October 2023 22:18 (eleven months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_ygGfnFzQc

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 October 2023 23:13 (eleven months ago) link

oh my god

https://x.com/ericsal_7/status/1715916481265799380?s=46&t=XlsbhgknQH65_CH00_uPqw

k3vin k., Sunday, 22 October 2023 18:26 (eleven months ago) link

that looks fake

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 October 2023 18:28 (eleven months ago) link

lol i may have gone to hs with that x poster (according to my friend who insists this is true)

but yeah that picture is bananas

oatly carmichael (m bison), Sunday, 22 October 2023 19:31 (eleven months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dta2sjy7GRg

TW for those who are afraid of heights.

Iguodalai Lama (Leee), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 18:27 (eleven months ago) link

lol the hand in space

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 18:33 (eleven months ago) link

the layup is insane he just…lays it in

k3vin k., Wednesday, 25 October 2023 18:35 (eleven months ago) link

They should get him a go pro instead of having him hold his little phone.

Jeff, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 19:26 (eleven months ago) link

He has scored

Clay, Thursday, 26 October 2023 02:00 (eleven months ago) link

So "only" 3 blocks in the last game, guys are maybe testing him less now?

Iguodalai Lama (Leee), Saturday, 28 October 2023 21:17 (eleven months ago) link

he's definitely altering drives and perimeter jumpers even if he isnt getting contact

oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 28 October 2023 22:08 (eleven months ago) link

This guy reached the highest level for his sport on the planet and his highlight reel still looks like when there’s a 5-star recruit in a small high school district https://t.co/kfB8oRY36b

— Rodger Sherman (@rodger) November 3, 2023

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 3 November 2023 17:02 (eleven months ago) link

love how much the announcers are just chuckling at how insane this dude is

frogbs, Friday, 3 November 2023 17:29 (eleven months ago) link

making KD look like Mugsy Durant out there

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 3 November 2023 17:31 (eleven months ago) link

The question now might be how soon does he become the best player in the league.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 3 November 2023 17:31 (eleven months ago) link

when theyre running the throw it up where no one else can get it play they could still be throwing it much higher lol no ones brain can process what hes capable of

lag∞n, Friday, 3 November 2023 17:34 (eleven months ago) link

Kareem is the only near-analog to Victor in terms of instant impact on the whole league, but Kareem arrived in the league aged 22 and already had three NCAA championships under his belt. Wembanyama just needs to add some muscle and show his body can endure the grind of 82 games plus endless playoff series and he'll unquestionably be in the top three or four. Getting enough separation that everyone agrees who is "the best player in the league" is almost impossible these days.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 3 November 2023 17:46 (eleven months ago) link

when theyre running the throw it up where no one else can get it play they could still be throwing it much higher

Yeah I noticed that too, I mean where's this kid's (literal) ceiling?

Iguodalai Lama (Leee), Friday, 3 November 2023 17:48 (eleven months ago) link

you know who I feel a little bad for is Pop, I mean the guy was fairly vocal about wanting to hang it up someday soon and suddenly this absolute freak just lands in his lap

frogbs, Friday, 3 November 2023 18:44 (eleven months ago) link

lol no way, wemby just added like ten years to pops life. hes set

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 3 November 2023 19:05 (eleven months ago) link

I mean its a good problem to have but I kinda feel like Pop was finally letting himself think about fucking off for a while and spening all day fishing

frogbs, Friday, 3 November 2023 19:33 (eleven months ago) link

I assume pop is having the time of his life with this kid

Clay, Friday, 3 November 2023 19:42 (eleven months ago) link

its his karmic payout for being one of the first nba guys to take european basketball players seriously

lag∞n, Friday, 3 November 2023 19:44 (eleven months ago) link

most nba coaches are overworked type-A nervous wrecks. pop strikes me as about the most mentally healthy coach out there. he'll quit whenever he wants to.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 3 November 2023 19:45 (eleven months ago) link

well yeah he seems like the one dude who might like a life outside of basketball

dont get me wrong when the Spurs got the pick the first thing I thought was that I was happy for Pop, I love when coaches like that can go out on a high note

frogbs, Friday, 3 November 2023 19:47 (eleven months ago) link

The question now might be how soon does he become the best player in the league.

― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, November 3, 2023 1:31 PM (two hours ago)

you have guys like jokic, tatum, luka who are still just into or haven't even entered their prime years so i think i'd peg it at like 3 years until victor is indisputably the best player in the league

i think the more interesting question is how much better will he be than the second best player of his wave of guys? like if you put luka, tatum, shai etc to the side -- they're all 24/25 -- and focus just on the 22/23 year olds and under you have guys like: paolo, ant edwards, cade, halliburton, chet, franz, barnes... it feels like victor could be 2x better than them even as most if not all of those guys will be all NBA players

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 3 November 2023 19:54 (eleven months ago) link

if hes the best player in the league at 22 well boy howdy, not usually how it works but could happen

lag∞n, Friday, 3 November 2023 20:03 (eleven months ago) link

hard not to get ahead of ourselves here after witnessing last night... but yeah. please just stay healthy

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 3 November 2023 20:06 (eleven months ago) link

im sure hell have some injuries as his alien body adjusts to earth life, just hopefully nothing too serious

lag∞n, Friday, 3 November 2023 20:09 (eleven months ago) link

since we're getting ahead of ourselves in this thread after seeing some of those plays last night my reaction wasn't just "he could be the best player in the league in 3 years" but also "they may have to change the rules for this guy"

frogbs, Friday, 3 November 2023 20:16 (eleven months ago) link

will this guy even have to box out? he gumbied a pass last night with his arm bent like 90 degrees over the defenders head lol

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 3 November 2023 20:18 (eleven months ago) link

Need E-40 to say victor wembanyama one time

— no bells (@nobellsblog) November 3, 2023



facts

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 3 November 2023 20:35 (eleven months ago) link

lmao

lag∞n, Friday, 3 November 2023 20:37 (eleven months ago) link

haha id be surprised if he wasnt working up a song right now

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 3 November 2023 20:37 (eleven months ago) link

Mr Wembanyama Mr Vic Wembanyama

symsymsym, Saturday, 4 November 2023 01:20 (eleven months ago) link

will be interesting to see how his game develops what kind of player he ends up being right now seems like hes just doing whatever

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2024 14:45 (six months ago) link

if his shooting never comes around then maybe he plays a giannis sort of game except less power more being eight feet tall, does he have giannises handle is it possible with those longest limbs, tho tbf giannis also has very long limbs, wemby also never going to be that strong which makes dribbling operating in tight spaces harder because you get bumped off yr spots

when you watch him the talent is so insane its easy to assume hes just gonna be able to do everything good, and honestly maybe he will but its not guaranteed, feel very comfortable saying hell be the best defender in the game and maybe the best defender ever, offensively i think hell find a way to score a ton of points but im not sure what itll look like and if its like all time great scorer or more all star level scorer

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2024 14:56 (six months ago) link

can little scooty guys not just blow past him?

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 14:57 (six months ago) link

even if theyre by him he can still block their shots lol but regardless thats just a normal big man problem

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2024 14:58 (six months ago) link

if he has good floater range touch i guess they could just put him in the post and let him shoot over people, even if he gets pushed out a little being inherently wide open all the time is a strong advantage

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2024 15:02 (six months ago) link

Every time this thread gets bumped I think of the guy I used to talk hoops with who really bought into the "he's just tall" "take," and that all a defender had to do against Wemby was to put a hand in his face to make him miss jumpers. I really wish I asked him if he thought if KD would be a good as he's been if he were 6' 4" instead.

Astarion Is Born (Leee), Saturday, 23 March 2024 15:18 (six months ago) link

being tall in basketball is good

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2024 15:34 (six months ago) link

if hes a top ten player then the rest of the spurs are insanely maybe even impossibly bad

― lag∞n, Saturday, March 23, 2024 10:39 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

I don’t think he’s top 10 but he’s obviously top 25 and really that’s just the average of the whole year, he’s rising fast. to your question specifically there was this chyron I can’t find now that was like team net ratings with their best player off the floor and iirc the spurs were 30th

brony james (k3vin k.), Saturday, 23 March 2024 16:06 (six months ago) link

I mean let’s not be silly just look at the guy he’s very close to being all the way there

brony james (k3vin k.), Saturday, 23 March 2024 16:06 (six months ago) link

his offense just isnt that good, defense is insane but prob unsound in some ways

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2024 16:08 (six months ago) link

like the spurs are very bad and he’s a positive in raw +/- since january or something, there’s no sense denying reality he’s taking over very soon

brony james (k3vin k.), Saturday, 23 March 2024 16:09 (six months ago) link

when you watch him the talent is so insane its easy to assume hes just gonna be able to do everything good, and honestly maybe he will but its not guaranteed, feel very comfortable saying hell be the best defender in the game and maybe the best defender ever, offensively i think hell find a way to score a ton of points but im not sure what itll look like and if its like all time great scorer or more all star level scorer

― lag∞n, Saturday, March 23, 2024 10:56 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

I agree with all of this but imagine what best defender of all time plus all star level scorer is going to look like!

brony james (k3vin k.), Saturday, 23 March 2024 16:13 (six months ago) link

yeah with that youre in the running for best player ever

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2024 16:24 (six months ago) link

people do tend to underestimate how long it takes for young players to develop tho, almost every player who has a popular rookie season has a disappointing second year

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2024 16:27 (six months ago) link

if you look at seasonal averages, it really obfuscates how good wemby has been since they changed the starting lineup bc the sochan (pg) and collins (c) were just so bad and dysfunctional. moving sochan to pf, collins to the bench, and tre jones to the starting lineup gave them something useful. the spurs are so bad bc outside of wemby and vassell (and probably tre jones and sochan and keldon), they just don't have players who'd be at minimum rotation guys on good teams. they are very young and make lots of young dumb mistakes in close games. they get thrashed when the bench plays typically.

vassell looks like at least a middleton type scorer who can play some decent d. champagnie is not gonna be the starter forever, but he at least provides some reliable floor-spreading. the rest of the lineup is truly atrocious, just such a huge drop off going from wemby to collins who is an absolute turnstile on D and not enough of a 3pt threat to do much meaningfully on offense. the rest of rotation: project players (branham, wesley, and barlow who've shown some strides of growth but are not impactful players right now); keldon who i love but is a non-entity on defense and is more of a heart and soul microwave guy now; and cedi osman (ok).

they traded nearly everyone who could help you win games in order to get wemby, but i didnt expect they'd lose this many games this year. i have to wonder a little if the issue is down to their scouting taking a dive or if pop has maybe fallen behind the times last few years after being out of playoff contention for so long.

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Saturday, 23 March 2024 18:39 (six months ago) link

vic's splits before and after the collins benching:

before: (19 games) 18.9/9.7/2.5 with 2.6b and 1.3spg on .432/.265/.817
after: (43 games) 21.7/10.8/4.0 with 3.9b and 1.3spg on .478/.344/.791

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Saturday, 23 March 2024 18:50 (six months ago) link

should note that the spurs are the worst 3pt shooting team, a little bit of that is vic falling too much in love with that shot, but other part is the rest of the rotation ranges from above average-at-best (vassell, osman, champagnie all ~37%) to truly awful (wesley .135, collins .307). jones and sochan have shot almost respectably (34 and 32% respectively) but need to be wide open to be that accurate.

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Saturday, 23 March 2024 18:56 (six months ago) link

they traded nearly everyone who could help you win games in order to get wemby, but i didnt expect they'd lose this many games this year. i have to wonder a little if the issue is down to their scouting taking a dive or if pop has maybe fallen behind the times last few years after being out of playoff contention for so long.

― polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Saturday, March 23, 2024 2:39 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

I’ve mentioned this before, and you’ve definitely watched more games than me, but I feel like there’s a very intentional process here: play spurs basketball (first in assist rate in the league!), let wemby play his way through the different lineup iterations, see what sticks, then reload via the draft next year. the west is just too stacked to have any real expectations. the team has been god-awful over the course of the year but they’ve been merely bad the past several weeks (most of which is probably attributable to wemby evolving). god willing he’s got 15-20 years in the league, who cares if they suck this year

brony james (k3vin k.), Saturday, 23 March 2024 19:50 (six months ago) link

4 assists a game for a 19 year old 7-4 guy is insane. we’re not ready

brony james (k3vin k.), Saturday, 23 March 2024 19:52 (six months ago) link

here's a pretty incredible passer too, like not jokic obv but hes got vision

xp i think thats mostly true, it was an experimental year to see who fits around wemby and how they would fit best, but i think i'm still disappointed in how inconsistently some of these guys look like ball players. i dont know how collins has disappointed me bc i had p low expectations for him, but his play last year post-poeltl trade suggested that he'd at least be a good stretch 5, and hes been shitty! i was mad that the spurs drafted two combo guards in branham and wesley bc they already had a bunch of those, but branham's things was that he was at least a good shooter and he has also been shitty! wesley is becoming a point-of-attack defender but he can't shoot to save his life. keldon isnt exactly regressing, but his development feels like it's stalled out.

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Saturday, 23 March 2024 21:33 (six months ago) link

A lot of the best free agents are likely to receive max deals and are in pretty good situations. I'm curious who they'll be able to add. I'm sure there are one or two who would take less to play with wemby... probably a vet like derozan or maybe klay thompson? bruce brown?

I don't think paul george wants to move to san antone

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Sunday, 24 March 2024 17:42 (six months ago) link

i loved demar when he played here, and i think he would work as a game-closer/6th man at the end of his career and help them rack up a few regular season wins. the spurs will need 3pt shooters around wemby, though. klay is the archetype of guy they need on the wing, but he's already 34. i can't see them doing anything more than 1-year mle type deals with vets that deep into their careers. bruce is a good rotation guy, but they can't afford to flesh out the bench when the starting lineup has such glaring holes. also bruce belongs in denver.

its gonna have to be a draft-built team just as it was with duncan (and the warriors with curry mostly). thankfully they've got a lot to build with there, but it does mean they'll need to land an all-star (assuming vassell is what he is right now as a borderline all-star on a 60-win team type player).

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Sunday, 24 March 2024 18:53 (six months ago) link

just get four more wembys, what i would do

lag∞n, Sunday, 24 March 2024 21:28 (six months ago) link

sarr incoming

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Monday, 25 March 2024 01:21 (six months ago) link

two weeks pass...

The total eclipse has just begun. 🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑 pic.twitter.com/ihGr5mFzai

— Nike Basketball (@nikebasketball) April 8, 2024

I Chet the Holmgren (Spottie), Tuesday, 9 April 2024 04:54 (five months ago) link

The Shammgod. 😱
The Spin. 🌪️
Prime Wemby. 👽 https://t.co/8XcAkJxSLo pic.twitter.com/EPdbIiEWfv

— NBA (@NBA) April 10, 2024

I Chet the Holmgren (Spottie), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 07:40 (five months ago) link

even though they havent won a lot this year, wemby has been a joy to watch every night

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 11:06 (five months ago) link

that’s such a casually sick move

brony james (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 14:47 (five months ago) link

hes improving at a crazy rate

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 14:53 (five months ago) link

7-5 guy who can do high level dribbling in traffic ok

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 14:54 (five months ago) link

lol at Nike using the classic 90s alien, they need to put a joint in his mouth and recreate the "take me to your dealer" poster

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 15:12 (five months ago) link

shd do a 90s rave flyer aesthetic for all of wembys stuff

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 15:16 (five months ago) link

KG is so funny pic.twitter.com/Hga5CrUnQA

— Dom2K 🎅 (@Dom_2k) April 12, 2024

I Chet the Holmgren (Spottie), Friday, 12 April 2024 23:08 (five months ago) link

WEMBY 17 PTS IN 3 MIN 😱 pic.twitter.com/ig4dvRxNn8

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) April 13, 2024

I Chet the Holmgren (Spottie), Saturday, 13 April 2024 06:04 (five months ago) link

three weeks pass...

in a stunning turn of events wemby has won the rookie of the year award

Clay, Monday, 6 May 2024 23:09 (four months ago) link

thats my guy who i like

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Monday, 6 May 2024 23:13 (four months ago) link

scoot was robbed

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 May 2024 01:02 (four months ago) link

otm. scoot was the victim of more than a few steals this season

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 7 May 2024 01:28 (four months ago) link

A student at St. Mary’s Hall High snagged the ball after Wembanyama’s exuberant heave. A Spurs staffer was sent to retrieve it from the youth with a promise of a ticket to another game. That contest turned out to be that big win over the Nuggets. Aware of the ultimate fate of the ball he had tossed into the stands, Wembanyama autographed another ball to be presented to the St. Mary’s Hall student. On it, he wrote in all caps: SORRY YOU COULDN’T KEEP THE OTHER BALL. HOPE THIS WORKS TOO.

Costas Mandylorian (Leee), Tuesday, 7 May 2024 22:38 (four months ago) link

lmao kid goes to smh he gets enough breaks in life already sheesh

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Tuesday, 7 May 2024 22:56 (four months ago) link

smh high

Clay, Tuesday, 7 May 2024 23:00 (four months ago) link

kid shouldve taken off with the ball try to get out of the stadium thats a challenge

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 May 2024 23:01 (four months ago) link

two weeks pass...

attn frogbs:

Just overheard Victor Wembanyama, he's picking up cards for RogSi lol wtf pic.twitter.com/jH8ULjTS10

— eddie (@1edddddddddddie) May 22, 2024

ciderpress, Friday, 24 May 2024 02:56 (four months ago) link

the shop he was at is like a 5 min drive from my son's school

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Friday, 24 May 2024 03:25 (four months ago) link

btw wemby is a totally hopeless dork and hes absolutely perfect for our lame city

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Friday, 24 May 2024 03:26 (four months ago) link

btw2:
ROY
2nd in DPOY, all-nba defensive first team
blocks champ
finishes 20th in all-nba voting

pretty good rookie season for the 20 year old center from fwonce

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Friday, 24 May 2024 03:34 (four months ago) link

i predict hes gonna get a lot of blocks in his career just have a feeling about it

lag∞n, Friday, 24 May 2024 03:56 (four months ago) link

god can you imagine having to play against this guy. like you're trying to see a couple turns ahead in your mind but sitting across from you is a man wih the most insane body proportions youve ever seen in your life

frogbs, Friday, 24 May 2024 04:01 (four months ago) link

four months pass...

Wemby x Chris Paul 👀

(via @nateryansports) pic.twitter.com/w7rIcwdPNz

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPoints) September 30, 2024

lil $CHUB (Spottie), Monday, 30 September 2024 17:49 (four days ago) link


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