NCAA HOOP

im watching college basketball!

trying to check out chet holmgren but timme is much better because hes three years older this is what college basketball is like

i can report that holmgren does look very tall and thin

kind of reminds me of durant just as far as looking like a spider out there

https://www.theringer.com/2021/11/12/22778105/chet-holmgren-gonzaga-freshman-draft-prospect-body-type

14/13/6 with 7 blocks in his first college game (against uh dixie state)

AS CALLED ON DAYTON FLYERS RADIO: pic.twitter.com/rPQh7UI9RJ

— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) November 26, 2021

chet v paolo 2nite baby big game

neglected to watch it, looked like a good game tho

uconn women ranked seventh

what a disaster, geno no doubt searching wikipedia for 'seppuku'

amazing that joe lunardi has carved out a career as a 'bracketologist'

i mean all you have to do is . . . look at the team records? maybe the kenpom? and if you're wrong on a bubble team, you can always blame it on some minor conference tournament upset

i respect the hustle, particularly when it involves writing mid-january stories about how kansas has fallen off the one-line(!)

we have a scrum in madison

CHAOS IN THE HANDSHAKE LINE

Juwan Howard is HOT😲pic.twitter.com/6BnBdhOVK2

— PointsBet Sportsbook (@PointsBetUSA) February 20, 2022

lol this is a tremendously bad look for howard

you hafta think some serious disrespect was perceived in what the badger coach said

not howard’s first time not acting his age

o shit duke's gonna lose K's last home game

shouldve booked an easier game

i haven't been paying attention to the acc, but i was sort of surprised to see that unc isn't ranked despite being 14-5 in conference play.

this 20-minute long extended feed of sad Duke fans waiting to be addressed by Coach K is one of the greatest moments in sports television history. I’m riveted

— Rodger Sherman (@rodger) March 6, 2022

Hate see Mike go out like this.

— Daggum Roy (@DaggumRoy) March 6, 2022

this is pretty good i had idea he was such a psycho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfyw0I9Zucs

i have two really good friends from high school who went to duke, apparently he would use rallies to ream out the student sections for not cheering hard enough using like total full profanity. he is a psychotic little rat man.

lol not sure how i missed that thought he was more of a professional success wins type guy, i like him better now

i haven't been paying attention to the acc, but i was sort of surprised to see that unc isn't ranked despite being 14-5 in conference play.

― circles, Saturday, March 5, 2022 8:26 PM (thirty-seven minutes ago)

bad year for the ACC. not sure UNC has a single NBA player on their team. even duke feels like a top 5 team by default more than anything. banchero might be the only NBA player on their team.

if you root for an acc basketball team that isn't duke you're very well aware that coach k is notorious for berating the refs into leaning towards duke w/ his demonic vermin screaming that will never ever get T'd up because he is the one and only coach k

xxxp that was not my experience having gone to duke (tbf i am old)

i mean, i don't think he's a *nice* guy, but i doubt he's worse than most other coaches, let alone the successful ones

Haha @WorldWideWob pic.twitter.com/mdWTF1EHNP

— Karan (@Karan8263) March 6, 2022

notorious for berating the refs into leaning towards duke w/ his demonic vermin screaming

lol he's still bitter about dean getting this treatment 30-40 years ago

i will say i hate duke but i don’t hate coach k. idk why. maybe it’s bcuz so many NBA players who didn’t play for him in college seem to love him

athletes are the most enthusiastic consumers of athletic mythology

that’s true

i mean im sure hes good with players, college sports is so much about recruiting after all, but hes def got a halo

tbh i just think he pays a great deal of attention to the small shit

ten years ago i went to a duke fantasy camp (courtesy of an extremely loaded friend, because i can in no way afford that) and basically tore my acl the first time i touched the ball, which was embarrassing af

two weeks later he fucking called me to 'see how i was doing'

obviously he built up advantages (and presumably he thought i had more money to spend on him) but that's good recruiting

wow yeah that is some high level shit

that's impressive as hell, no argument from me

yeah, that's impressive. even as the years went on he could still sell himself to recruits and their families, duke donors, the media, and nba players on team usa. lol, i guess seeing bob knight up close gave him good example of how not to do it.

banchero might be the only NBA player on their team.

― J0rdan S., Saturday, March 5, 2022 9:06 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

griffin is gonna be a high pick, but maybe cause this draft is just not great

DAVE HOLMGREN

Chet Holmgren's dad films all of his son's games from the stands 🎥 pic.twitter.com/OwohB90TIx

— ESPN (@espn) March 8, 2022

lol

Dad goals

is michigan even going to make the tournament

supposedly yes, but if they don’t they only have themselves to blame

is the play-in even the tournament? i say no

i say no for power conference teams but yes for others

definitely iffy for power teams that were ranked in the preseason top 10!

carolina's armando bacot from the field tonight: 9-10

the other nine tar heels: 13-50

hate to see it

oh my duke seems to have lost another game

o shit

hate to lose to the hokies and/or wahoos

we are the same

onions

dont like Coach K but getting to 100 tournament wins is pretty cool

peacocks !

this is completely insane

LOOOLL this is awesome

really figured as that game was going on that it was going to be the one where they crack

their coach is great

oh damn! I was obligated to watch Kansas-providence, so I didn’t see it, but that’s nuts

luv 2 see it

their coach is great

― J0rdan S., Friday, March 25, 2022 9:41 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

for real i would go out and play for this guy right now. he's amazing.

previous lowest seed to make the Elite Eight was 12

down goes UCLA

unc-duke in the final four would be the most epic shit ever

get hubert a case a colars

their coach is great

― J0rdan S., Friday, March 25, 2022 9:41 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

for real i would go out and play for this guy right now. he's amazing.

Kobe and Shaheen Holloway at the 1996 Mcdonald’s All-American Game.

Holloway won MVP. pic.twitter.com/IIQ0HxzLzn

— Timeless Sports (@timelesssports_) March 26, 2022

let's gooo

this women's game is hardcore

ugh at the outcome tho

the camera theyre using in this football stadium that squishes the court up drives me crazy sorry close game tho

holy shit

tight game

I mean Duke wins these kinds of games year in and year out so

well maybe not this one

you hate to see it

well, probably not *you*

rip big man

i do love hubert

damn, a Duke loss and an all new episode of Impractical Jokers? I'm in heaven

just for that i shall root against the bucks

j/k i would never root for chris paul

he's such a Sal

Good game. Probably one of the key plays was that bench guy from NC fouling before the guy from Duke could get the ball up or score a quick bucket and put him on the line. Dukey missed the second one and NC got the rebound and that was that. One of those time where fouling is the better option and kind of an odd play to be in some ways a decider considering how many big shots where hit. NC and Duke both missing a few free ones on the line. (After looking his name up...) Puff Johnson also got a board and hit a couple free throws while Bacot was nursing his ankle.

Kansas looks pretty tough, they are even bigger than Duke and NC got roasted in the paint tonight. Jayhawks were shooting darts from the 3 ball too.

o captain my captain j/k

Congrats to the SC Gamecocks and Aliyah Boston on their championship!

1 Kansas what's going on

ruh-roh North Carolina doing that thing where the other team goes on a run and they start playing like there's a squirrel running around inside the ball

wow brutal way to lose a crucial possession

whoaaa he was totally out of bounds they might have a chance

(just kidding NC is shooting 22% on 3s even though most of 'em were barely contested)

god damn didn't even touch the rim

ncaa hoop is crazy, that was fun. something about just two halves and no quarters makes everything so intense

braun definitely the guy i'd want on kansas to guard the last 3pt shot.
not sure what happened to manek on that last possession.
david mccormack you big stiff i love you

Not sure I’ve ever seen a team look as gassed as the tar heels in that second half

Holy shit this might have decided the title

Armando Bacot injured his ankle on a loose floorboard.

A LOOSE FLOORBOARD AT THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. pic.twitter.com/Ion0BCqly6

— Troy Machir (@TroyMachir) April 5, 2022

That’s just a normal floor tho.

NC ran out of gas. They about did against Duke but held on.

guess thats what benches are for

Playing with retirement money at the casino has to be the best way to live😂

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— ClutchPoints Betting (@CPBetting) July 2, 2022

where else can an old ball coach go to find the thrill of march madness baby?

carolina-alabama currently in the fourth OT!

yeek

I would like to alert everyone to the fact that uconn is now a comfortably ranked team and things have returned to the natural way as god intended

which coincidentally means I may be paying attention to college hoops this season