NCAA HOOP

im watching college basketball!

trying to check out chet holmgren but timme is much better because hes three years older this is what college basketball is like

i can report that holmgren does look very tall and thin

kind of reminds me of durant just as far as looking like a spider out there

https://www.theringer.com/2021/11/12/22778105/chet-holmgren-gonzaga-freshman-draft-prospect-body-type

14/13/6 with 7 blocks in his first college game (against uh dixie state)

AS CALLED ON DAYTON FLYERS RADIO: pic.twitter.com/rPQh7UI9RJ

— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) November 26, 2021

chet v paolo 2nite baby big game

neglected to watch it, looked like a good game tho

uconn women ranked seventh

what a disaster, geno no doubt searching wikipedia for 'seppuku'

amazing that joe lunardi has carved out a career as a 'bracketologist'

i mean all you have to do is . . . look at the team records? maybe the kenpom? and if you're wrong on a bubble team, you can always blame it on some minor conference tournament upset

i respect the hustle, particularly when it involves writing mid-january stories about how kansas has fallen off the one-line(!)

we have a scrum in madison

CHAOS IN THE HANDSHAKE LINE

Juwan Howard is HOT😲pic.twitter.com/6BnBdhOVK2

— PointsBet Sportsbook (@PointsBetUSA) February 20, 2022

lol this is a tremendously bad look for howard

you hafta think some serious disrespect was perceived in what the badger coach said

not howard’s first time not acting his age

o shit duke's gonna lose K's last home game

shouldve booked an easier game

i haven't been paying attention to the acc, but i was sort of surprised to see that unc isn't ranked despite being 14-5 in conference play.

this 20-minute long extended feed of sad Duke fans waiting to be addressed by Coach K is one of the greatest moments in sports television history. I’m riveted

— Rodger Sherman (@rodger) March 6, 2022

Hate see Mike go out like this.

— Daggum Roy (@DaggumRoy) March 6, 2022

this is pretty good i had idea he was such a psycho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfyw0I9Zucs

i have two really good friends from high school who went to duke, apparently he would use rallies to ream out the student sections for not cheering hard enough using like total full profanity. he is a psychotic little rat man.

lol not sure how i missed that thought he was more of a professional success wins type guy, i like him better now

i haven't been paying attention to the acc, but i was sort of surprised to see that unc isn't ranked despite being 14-5 in conference play.

― circles, Saturday, March 5, 2022 8:26 PM (thirty-seven minutes ago)

bad year for the ACC. not sure UNC has a single NBA player on their team. even duke feels like a top 5 team by default more than anything. banchero might be the only NBA player on their team.

if you root for an acc basketball team that isn't duke you're very well aware that coach k is notorious for berating the refs into leaning towards duke w/ his demonic vermin screaming that will never ever get T'd up because he is the one and only coach k

xxxp that was not my experience having gone to duke (tbf i am old)

i mean, i don't think he's a *nice* guy, but i doubt he's worse than most other coaches, let alone the successful ones

Haha @WorldWideWob pic.twitter.com/mdWTF1EHNP

— Karan (@Karan8263) March 6, 2022

notorious for berating the refs into leaning towards duke w/ his demonic vermin screaming

lol he's still bitter about dean getting this treatment 30-40 years ago

i will say i hate duke but i don’t hate coach k. idk why. maybe it’s bcuz so many NBA players who didn’t play for him in college seem to love him

athletes are the most enthusiastic consumers of athletic mythology

that’s true

i mean im sure hes good with players, college sports is so much about recruiting after all, but hes def got a halo

tbh i just think he pays a great deal of attention to the small shit

ten years ago i went to a duke fantasy camp (courtesy of an extremely loaded friend, because i can in no way afford that) and basically tore my acl the first time i touched the ball, which was embarrassing af

two weeks later he fucking called me to 'see how i was doing'

obviously he built up advantages (and presumably he thought i had more money to spend on him) but that's good recruiting

wow yeah that is some high level shit

that's impressive as hell, no argument from me

yeah, that's impressive. even as the years went on he could still sell himself to recruits and their families, duke donors, the media, and nba players on team usa. lol, i guess seeing bob knight up close gave him good example of how not to do it.

banchero might be the only NBA player on their team.

― J0rdan S., Saturday, March 5, 2022 9:06 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

griffin is gonna be a high pick, but maybe cause this draft is just not great

DAVE HOLMGREN

Chet Holmgren's dad films all of his son's games from the stands 🎥 pic.twitter.com/OwohB90TIx

— ESPN (@espn) March 8, 2022

lol

Dad goals

is michigan even going to make the tournament

supposedly yes, but if they don’t they only have themselves to blame

is the play-in even the tournament? i say no

i say no for power conference teams but yes for others

definitely iffy for power teams that were ranked in the preseason top 10!

carolina's armando bacot from the field tonight: 9-10

the other nine tar heels: 13-50

hate to see it

oh my duke seems to have lost another game

o shit

hate to lose to the hokies and/or wahoos

we are the same

this sc-iowa game is pretty great.

caitlin clark is a killer

been holding my breath the entire half. want to see boston get to work since she sat so much of the first half

rip perfect season, despite south carolina having 1000 offensive rebounds

i only saw the last seven minutes, during which i’m pretty sure clark was the only iowa player to attempt a shot

o-reb was 25-5 sc near the end of the game but clark scored just enough. nail biting close game. hope the final is equally close

caitlyn clark is gonna shred through the w in a couple of years

she just drops bombs

clark is truly ridiculous.

just bumped into the game at a bar and wow Clark was a one person wrecking crew - amazing stuff

buzzer beater!

those last few minutes were pretty ugly but that was great

Holy shit that was an insane 2nd half

that was an insane ending

gotta love the buzzer beater one shot to win or lose thats what its all about

pic.twitter.com/yslCx375JU

— No Context College Basketball (@ContextFreeCBB) April 2, 2023

San Diego closing the gap despite missing 9 straight…that was odd

thats college basketball. baby

helped that they got every single rebound

Yeah wild they got like 6 straight including 3 off missed three throws

Miami just scored 7 points in like 15 seconds, and they're still down 12

at least jim calhoun has fucked off

damn this team is steamrolling

trying to think of a successful team as reliant on one player as iowa is on CC

danny manning for kansas in 1988 is all i've got. carmelo carried syracuse in 2003 but not to this extent

Steph at Davidson

tru

that was my first thought too

i can recommend watching the highlights of that run, steph dribbles like five times total its crazy, ppl wondering why he went 7th in the draft mb because everyone thought he was small klay thompson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQN9hdPNVS4

also helps to explain why hes so good off ball in the nba

wow, lsu raining threes on iowa. wild.

75% from 3

refs aside, highly entertaining game. lsu punched iowa in the face early. 2nd half was still compelling with iowa trying to make a game of it.

uconn rolling

seems crazy that they had a stretch where they went 2-6 in big east play

lol missed dunk flew to the backcourt

oopsies

gotta think SDSU is gonna go on a run at some point

or uconn will just be ahead by 12 the whole time

man they gotta find a way to get it in the circle

the key is actually hoisting

look this tournament has been utterly insane, I need them to do something here

whoa its happening

thats college basketball, baby

zzzzzzz

ah well, nevertheless

congrats to me and johnny crunch

well done. what will you do for an encore?

nuggets will win the nba playoffs

record avg margin of victory fwiw

College Basketball Players Can Wear Digits Above ‘5’ Again

rip Huggy Bear