Now the joooooy of my woooorld is in ZIIIIION — thread for Zion Williamson

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most exciting nba prospect since... lebron?

marcos smart (Spottie), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 06:29 (one month ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swoH636CmQY

marcos smart (Spottie), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 06:31 (one month ago) Permalink

This could be the most athletic thing I’ve ever seen pic.twitter.com/DjaSyNGykl

— Eric Hubbs (@BarstoolHubbs) February 10, 2019

marcos smart (Spottie), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 06:39 (one month ago) Permalink

There's a term in basketball called a "grown man rebound," but this is so far beyond a grown man rebound I dont even know what to call it. MERCY ZION pic.twitter.com/32jZEgp3Ni

— Aaron Torres (@Aaron_Torres) February 2, 2019

marcos smart (Spottie), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 06:40 (one month ago) Permalink

Wow. 6’8 280 pounds with an inside-out crossover and finish in traffic.

Zion shows you something new every game pic.twitter.com/tKrNBkjkPC

— Tommy Beer (@TommyBeer) February 2, 2019

marcos smart (Spottie), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 06:41 (one month ago) Permalink

Currently averaging 22/9/2/2/2 on 68% shooting. PER of 42

marcos smart (Spottie), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 06:46 (one month ago) Permalink

depending on yr politics hes more exciting than bron

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3NcbyzqILd8

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 16:45 (one month ago) Permalink

agree

marcos smart (Spottie), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 16:51 (one month ago) Permalink

his highest self-rated dunk this year is an 8

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 17:01 (one month ago) Permalink

lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 17:03 (one month ago) Permalink

zion foot go through his shoe

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:18 (one month ago) Permalink

just saw that, but looks like he got injured on the other leg cos of it.

Zion’s leg is too powerful for his own shoe. pic.twitter.com/gGOwCt31Ch

— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) February 21, 2019

man hope he's ok. dude is gonna need his own signature line and it's gonna have to be like 5x as strong as other shoes.

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:19 (one month ago) Permalink

could be his right acl

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:20 (one month ago) Permalink

didnt look bad he got right up was limping a bit

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:21 (one month ago) Permalink

.@ZionW32 gets loose in the Nike PG 2.5 PE tonight. pic.twitter.com/yFswoRYgMx

— B/R Kicks (@brkicks) February 21, 2019

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:21 (one month ago) Permalink

oops lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:24 (one month ago) Permalink

adidas sabotage

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:42 (one month ago) Permalink

UPDATE: Zion Williamson will not return. Knee.

— Duke Basketball (@DukeMBB) February 21, 2019

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:44 (one month ago) Permalink

Knike.

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:49 (one month ago) Permalink

welp guess I’m not seeing zion play on saturday anymore :’(

k3vin k., Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:57 (one month ago) Permalink

dang dude that sucks. this was the first college game i tuned into this year...

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:58 (one month ago) Permalink

looked to me like the steph curry mcl sprain from the 2016 playoffs

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:59 (one month ago) Permalink

cld see him playing on saturday, cld see him being out for the season

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:05 (one month ago) Permalink

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dz5dsxCWoAEah5x.jpg

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:12 (one month ago) Permalink

wtf

call all destroyer, Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:14 (one month ago) Permalink

Unless he gets ACL surgery and won't be able to play again until the 2020-21 season, he's still the consensus #1 pick.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:14 (one month ago) Permalink

man he just exploded that shoe even put a rip in the sole

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:15 (one month ago) Permalink

paul george on a conference call with nike right now im sure.

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:15 (one month ago) Permalink

adidas is such trash. michigan's old adidas jerseys used to rip frequently. haven't seen any shoes bust, but it was only a matter of time.

https://www.michigandaily.com/sports/1-daniel-wasserman-what-i-learned-adidas-minneapolis-18

we're far from the challops now (voodoo chili), Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:19 (one month ago) Permalink

nba players should consider inventing in a good pair of boots

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:21 (one month ago) Permalink

holy shit @ all the people who paid $3000+ to see this

frogbs, Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:27 (one month ago) Permalink

thats the funny part

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:30 (one month ago) Permalink

“His shoe broke.” pic.twitter.com/FAtpaF5uAt

— Chase Hughes (@ChaseHughesNBCS) February 21, 2019

we're far from the challops now (voodoo chili), Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:43 (one month ago) Permalink

hes right

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:44 (one month ago) Permalink

accurate

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 21 February 2019 04:03 (one month ago) Permalink

My thoughts and prayers go out to Zion Williamson, the tremendous superstar basketball player from Duke. His injury isn't surprising though once you realize Obama was at the game. Everywhere Obama goes nothing but disappointment and pain follows!!!! Sad!!!!

— DonaId J. Trump (@SportsTalkBarry) February 21, 2019

frogbs, Thursday, 21 February 2019 04:36 (one month ago) Permalink

^ why bother? it's not DJ Trump. it's not funny.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 21 February 2019 04:51 (one month ago) Permalink

sp0rts talk b3rry is bad.

coach k said it's a mild strain so kev you might be in luck. altho if im zion im not playing another minute of college ball.

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 21 February 2019 04:53 (one month ago) Permalink

if im zion im flying to ny and getting my suit tailored and then i move into the green room for the draft until july where i am frozen in carbonite with a "fuck coach k" bumper sticker slapped on the side

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Thursday, 21 February 2019 05:16 (one month ago) Permalink

otm

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 21 February 2019 05:49 (one month ago) Permalink

Duke freshman sensation Zion Williamson was forced out of Wednesday night's game against rival North Carolina after just 36 seconds with what Blue Devils coach Mike Krzyzewski called a "mild knee sprain."

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:12 (one month ago) Permalink

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dz8Hc0TX4AAgz-r.jpg

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:13 (one month ago) Permalink

pretty remarkable that even his injuries are somehow ridiculously athletic and impressive

we're far from the challops now (voodoo chili), Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:30 (one month ago) Permalink

this is low key the funniest basketball subplot in a while

Paul George on Zion Williamson’s injury and situation with his shoes, says he talked with Nike to find out what went wrong: pic.twitter.com/pJ3N6CEdMj

— Royce Young (@royceyoung) February 21, 2019

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:33 (one month ago) Permalink

someone said zion needs to wear lebrons since lebron is also very powerful and imo that makes sense

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:49 (one month ago) Permalink

hoping he makes a point of signing a shoe deal with non-nike and this remains a thing forever

mookieproof, Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:54 (one month ago) Permalink

lol yeah needs to happen

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:55 (one month ago) Permalink

reading this thread from the beginning in one shot is sooooooo sad

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:16 (one month ago) Permalink

Montage of exploding Nike shoes (Manu, Bogut, Wroten, Gordon, Zion) pic.twitter.com/FuXH2qqSiv

— David Astramskas (@redapples) February 21, 2019

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Friday, 22 February 2019 02:31 (one month ago) Permalink

i want duke to win the chip so zion will be happy

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:12 (six days ago) Permalink

srsly xp

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:12 (six days ago) Permalink

tuning in 2 zion now i have been convinced

Clay, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:15 (six days ago) Permalink

Can’t even hate duke like I used to anymore they’re just a g league team w a famous coach now

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:15 (six days ago) Permalink

yeah just another kentucky

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:16 (six days ago) Permalink

i want duke to win the chip so zion will be happy

same

mookieproof, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:22 (six days ago) Permalink

hmm lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:25 (six days ago) Permalink

Can’t even hate duke like I used to anymore they’re just a g league team w a famous coach now

― but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Friday, March 15, 2019 11:15 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

coach k still manages to roll out a grayson allen now and then tho

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:26 (six days ago) Permalink

Lol true

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:27 (six days ago) Permalink

i suggest giving the ball to zion now

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:28 (six days ago) Permalink

weird it worked

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:30 (six days ago) Permalink

this is not a new observation but zion's leaping ability is crazy

call all destroyer, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:31 (six days ago) Permalink

literally theres never been anything like it

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:32 (six days ago) Permalink

how soon until we hear rumors of juice?

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:33 (six days ago) Permalink

If he decides to juice he’ll just jump over the rim for fun

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:35 (six days ago) Permalink

since he's a basketball player i'm guessing never?

call all destroyer, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:36 (six days ago) Permalink

its more likely hes a god tbh not sure if they can test for that

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:37 (six days ago) Permalink

he's just a huge bouncy kid with a decent feel for the game, it's actually refreshing

call all destroyer, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:38 (six days ago) Permalink

I keep thinking one of these days his damn tibia is going to do what his shoe did

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:39 (six days ago) Permalink

I mean his name is Zion.... the kingdom of heaven

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:40 (six days ago) Permalink

he has an amazing feel for the game tbh, like hes a str8 baller, wld be good even if he wasnt the most freakish athlete ever

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:40 (six days ago) Permalink

Hopefully his bones and ligaments are built like lebrons

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:41 (six days ago) Permalink

hes mega burly so thats good

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:44 (six days ago) Permalink

no assists tonight. he's learning

mookieproof, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:52 (six days ago) Permalink

I have one word folks...

“zion”

Clay, Saturday, 16 March 2019 04:40 (six days ago) Permalink

this is a very good thread about our future warrior emperor zion "zion" williamson

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Saturday, 16 March 2019 04:52 (six days ago) Permalink

He’s going to the warriors????

Jeff, Saturday, 16 March 2019 18:39 (six days ago) Permalink

hahah that could never happen

*may 14, 2019*

adam silver: and the number one selection goes in the 2019 nba draft goes to
*opens envelope*
the gold--
*closes envelope*
there must be some sort of mist--

pricewaterhousecoopers chairman robert moritz: there is no error, mr. silver

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Saturday, 16 March 2019 18:44 (six days ago) Permalink

i havent seen someone this big move this well since shaq, and even college shaq seemed like he had room to grow *physically* like zion could still get BIGGER and he's already enormous

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 16 March 2019 18:52 (six days ago) Permalink

Zion with an absolute dime on the fastball bounce pass to Tre Jones pic.twitter.com/IyyfQ29NqO

— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) March 17, 2019

circles, Sunday, 17 March 2019 01:53 (five days ago) Permalink

Siccck pass

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Sunday, 17 March 2019 03:52 (five days ago) Permalink

he is christ

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 March 2019 04:09 (five days ago) Permalink

i let out a really embarrassing yelp when i was watching the game and he made that pass

circles, Sunday, 17 March 2019 04:22 (five days ago) Permalink

nice

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 March 2019 04:23 (five days ago) Permalink

I should not say this in a public forum but of my many gorgeous sons he is my favorite

Clay, Sunday, 17 March 2019 05:07 (five days ago) Permalink

congratulations to zion for single handedly winning the acc championship and receiving the trophy awarded just to him not the team which is unprecedented

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 March 2019 05:25 (five days ago) Permalink

kinda regret no longer caring about college hoops

lol imagine him playing four years as in days of yore

mookieproof, Sunday, 17 March 2019 07:58 (five days ago) Permalink

our big beautiful son

― lag∞n, Friday, March 15, 2019 11:02 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

uh excuse me

his last name isn't lag∞nson

it's williamson

don't try to take this away from me

they're not booing you, sir, they're shouting "Boo'd Up" (Will M.), Sunday, 17 March 2019 18:56 (five days ago) Permalink

we all just want whats best for zion

lag∞n, Monday, 18 March 2019 02:19 (four days ago) Permalink

can i just say that i think its cute that you non-dads all want zion to be your son but friends he already has a dad

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Monday, 18 March 2019 02:21 (four days ago) Permalink

im his dad

lag∞n, Monday, 18 March 2019 02:23 (four days ago) Permalink

don't you dare tell me who is and is not my son

Clay, Monday, 18 March 2019 02:40 (four days ago) Permalink

otm

lag∞n, Monday, 18 March 2019 02:45 (four days ago) Permalink

we are taking this shit to maury

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Monday, 18 March 2019 02:49 (four days ago) Permalink

really when you think about it aren't we all fathers and aren't we all sons?

call all destroyer, Monday, 18 March 2019 02:51 (four days ago) Permalink

not of each other!!!!!!!!!!

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Monday, 18 March 2019 03:00 (four days ago) Permalink

I've heard that success has a thousand fathers, but failure is an orphan. zion is a huge success and therefore it stands to reason that he could have a much larger number of fathers.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 18 March 2019 03:36 (four days ago) Permalink

he has many fathers of which i am one

lag∞n, Monday, 18 March 2019 03:37 (four days ago) Permalink

i just made dinner for zion because he is a member of my family

Clay, Monday, 18 March 2019 03:43 (four days ago) Permalink

yes yes he has a real dad and it isn't me but i just... i just want him to be ok and safe is that SO WRONG

they're not booing you, sir, they're shouting "Boo'd Up" (Will M.), Monday, 18 March 2019 14:13 (four days ago) Permalink


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