The Hottest Kobe Take

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Kelly Scaletta asked for some hot Kobe takes on Twitter and there were some pretty good answers. Vote for your fav or make up one of your own w/e

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Didn’t shoot enough 6
Ben Gordon with a green light 3
Shaq saved him from the career of T-Mac 2
He's def behind LBJ, Duncan, and Dirk on the list of the best contemporary players 2
His dad still has the better nickname 2
Pau should have been Finals MVP...both years 1
He was never the best player on any of the title teams 1
He couldn't win a title without Derek Fisher 1
Peak Harden > Peak Kobe 1
You could’ve replaced him with DeRozan and the Lakers still 3 peat (probably win 5 actually) 1
The year Kobe won his MVP, Chris Paul and KG deserved it more 1
he's at best the fourth-best 2-guard of all time, behind Jordan, Wade, and Drexler 0
He’s not even in the Top 15 all time 0
The Lakers would be a playoff team this year if Kobe retired after his Achilles injury 0
If LeBron goes to LAL next season Kobe won't even be a top 5 Laker of all time 0
At no point was be the best player in the league 0
Wade's peak was better 0


Spottie, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 17:19 (eleven months ago) Permalink

love this poll

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 17:23 (eleven months ago) Permalink

several of these aren’t even hot takes!

Clay, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 17:49 (eleven months ago) Permalink

yeah some obvious #fatcsonly here for sure

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 17:55 (eleven months ago) Permalink

obv the kobe stans didnt agree

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 17:56 (eleven months ago) Permalink

ben gordon w a green light got a chuckle out of me

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 17:57 (eleven months ago) Permalink

kobe above all was entertaining and isn't that what it's all about anyways ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 17:59 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Didn’t shoot enough

lmao

Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 18:01 (eleven months ago) Permalink

kobe above all was entertaining and isn't that what it's all about anyways ?

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, December 19, 2017 10:59 AM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

definitely. he was a lightning rod for the league for a long time.

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 18:09 (eleven months ago) Permalink

ben gordon and shdve shot more are excellent, most of the rest are just facts or at least near facts

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 18:39 (eleven months ago) Permalink

He couldn't win a title without Derek Fisher

^^^truth

omar little, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 20:55 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Voted for his dad because I mostly read Kobe’s career in light of his struggles with actual and figurative fathers

gis for westbrook shark jump (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 20:56 (eleven months ago) Permalink

jellybean is a good name

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 December 2017 01:51 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Lol this is great
The Tmac one is ice cold

brimstead, Thursday, 21 December 2017 07:36 (eleven months ago) Permalink

voted the derozan one, bcz it was thought-provoking

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Thursday, 21 December 2017 07:41 (eleven months ago) Permalink

voted tmac, some small part of me may sorta believe this

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 21 December 2017 08:38 (eleven months ago) Permalink

It’s no small part for me, I think if you subbed in whatever year t-Mac would best match 2000-2004 Kobe to pair with shaq they win the same number of championships +/- 1 or so

gis for westbrook shark jump (agent hibachi), Thursday, 21 December 2017 19:24 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 22 December 2017 00:01 (eleven months ago) Permalink

This one didn't make it, huh...

He admitted to rape and nobody even noticed. Re-reading his apology today is flat-out cringeworthy and would never fly with today’s more enlightened general populace.https://t.co/yVHhlAyTJQ

— baseball masochist (@i_am_puddle) December 19, 2017

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 22 December 2017 00:25 (eleven months ago) Permalink

That’s even more obvious than these others

Spottie, Friday, 22 December 2017 00:47 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 23 December 2017 00:01 (eleven months ago) Permalink

eight months pass...

Happy 40th birthday to Kobe Bean Bryant

omar little, Thursday, 23 August 2018 18:16 (three months ago) Permalink

MJ did it 1st

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 23 August 2018 18:26 (three months ago) Permalink

lol

sprout god (lag∞n), Thursday, 23 August 2018 21:55 (three months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

MJ did it 1st

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, August 23, 2018 11:26 AM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haaaaa

Machine Gunk Jelly (Spottie), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 03:49 (three months ago) Permalink

lmao how did i miss this thread????

21st savagery fox (m bison), Thursday, 13 September 2018 02:07 (three months ago) Permalink


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