lavar ball is donald trump

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Ball was asked about dealing with the big shoe companies, and he said they will regret not making a deal with him after his son is picked by the Lakers.

"Now that Lonzo's headed to Los Angeles, what they should have done is give me a billion dollars and let me be on my way," he said.

Told that number was unrealistic, Ball replied, "unrealistic to you."

"Now you know ... if they want to talk to me now, it just went up to $3 billion. Triple B's -- billion, billion, billion," he said, adding: "That's the only way they going to come at me. I'm already in the building. I don't need them for nothing, as you can tell."

A source confirmed to ESPN's Darren Rovell that Ball's asking price with the big shoe companies was indeed $1 billion.

k3vin k., Thursday, 18 May 2017 16:02 (one year ago) Permalink

Fox Sports reporter Kristine Leahy, whom Ball earlier referred to as a "hater" and told to "stay in your lane" after she pressed him on the number of shoes sold, argued that for Big Baller Brand to be appealing to the big shoe companies, he would have to market his products to women. Ball scoffed at the idea.

"Yeah, if you have a women's company. ... We're talking about Big Baller Brand," he said.

Later in the interview, after several tense exchanges with Leahy, Ball said: "I never disrespect women, but I tell you what, if you act like that, something's coming to you and it's OK."

k3vin k., Thursday, 18 May 2017 16:06 (one year ago) Permalink

right down to leahy as megyn kelly

k3vin k., Thursday, 18 May 2017 16:06 (one year ago) Permalink

A source confirmed to ESPN's Darren Rovell that Ball's asking price with the big shoe companies was indeed $1 billion.

lol perfect deadpan

lag∞n, Thursday, 18 May 2017 16:11 (one year ago) Permalink

wonder how long itll take before lonzo realizes he has millions of dollars and can make his own better decisions

lag∞n, Thursday, 18 May 2017 16:12 (one year ago) Permalink

lonzo gonna fall to the kings at this rate

ciderpress, Thursday, 18 May 2017 16:58 (one year ago) Permalink

seriously what are the chances the lakers pass on Lonzo because his dad is a lunatic. i would say extremely low but i'm sure there are discussions abt him going on right now.

nomar, Thursday, 18 May 2017 16:59 (one year ago) Permalink

ray donovan will take care of it

Sufjan Grafton, Thursday, 18 May 2017 17:25 (one year ago) Permalink

but I want to be clear that I do not watch the terrible show ray donovan

Sufjan Grafton, Thursday, 18 May 2017 17:25 (one year ago) Permalink

is it true that Lonzo dissed Magic and Kobe because lol

frogbs, Thursday, 18 May 2017 17:46 (one year ago) Permalink

lavar apparently believes that the strongest hand you can play is to pretend you hold four aces, not realizing that your opponent has a couple of aces in their hand and know how to count.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 18 May 2017 17:50 (one year ago) Permalink

idk about that but it is true that lonzo tweeted a list of top 5 alltime rappers that included both dmx and 50 cent.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 18 May 2017 17:52 (one year ago) Permalink

accurate

nice cage (m bison), Saturday, 20 May 2017 21:30 (one year ago) Permalink

i am glad we have a thread where i can log on and say fuck lavar ball, the trash guy who sucks

Clay, Saturday, 20 May 2017 22:13 (one year ago) Permalink

lmao hes really trying to sell 3 for $10 style garments for $500

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DA7T_bLXYAIH_cZ.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DA7UAZ8XcAERT5x.jpg

lag∞n, Sunday, 28 May 2017 16:24 (one year ago) Permalink

like?? a shirt with a cutting catchphrase on it ppl will be wanting this shit

lag∞n, Sunday, 28 May 2017 16:25 (one year ago) Permalink

my latest theory is that lavar has concluded that the best way to make money out of his kids is to raise his media profile as high as possible and hope lightning strikes. he's correct to think that being a boastful, trash-talking, loud-mouthed quote machine will get him notoriety in the sports media, but he's still a long way from figuring out how he can personally cash in on that.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 28 May 2017 17:47 (one year ago) Permalink

i find the way these aau videos are shot and edited to be soothing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94BJh-WDf6M

lag∞n, Sunday, 28 May 2017 18:29 (one year ago) Permalink

I sometimes wonder who the first already in the NBA guy to sign with BBB could be, if we lived in a fantasy where that could happen. Javale? JR?

Clay, Sunday, 28 May 2017 19:57 (one year ago) Permalink

This dude LaMelo Ball has to be the worst person imaginable to play with pic.twitter.com/QGsUPLha6w

— NBA All Access (@nballaccess) May 28, 2017

Spottie, Monday, 29 May 2017 04:12 (one year ago) Permalink

every single second of that is actually worse than anything i could imagine

Clay, Monday, 29 May 2017 04:17 (one year ago) Permalink

ive watched a bunch lamelo ball clips and its weird hes totally affectless like when the guy pushes him in that tweet and he just turns and walks away like he didnt even notice, he scored 90 in a game and didnt celebrate once

lag∞n, Monday, 29 May 2017 14:19 (one year ago) Permalink

LaVar originally sought a 10-year, $10 billion shoe deal

lol wuuuut

lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 21:00 (one year ago) Permalink

nbd just a billi a year easy

Spottie, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 21:04 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...

LaVar Ball pulled Big Ballers off court in AAU playoffs

In a game they were winning 👀

🎥: https://t.co/fk3WKCIIPJ pic.twitter.com/isac56iagx

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) July 23, 2017

down that brown path (Spottie), Sunday, 23 July 2017 05:01 (one year ago) Permalink

Y'all. I can't stop watching. pic.twitter.com/7y7saZDgxm

— victoria (@CountOnVic) July 23, 2017

down that brown path (Spottie), Sunday, 23 July 2017 06:28 (one year ago) Permalink

jeez that last clip.... ugh what a dingbat

Spottie, Friday, 28 July 2017 19:43 (one year ago) Permalink

you misspelled "dickhead"

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 28 July 2017 19:48 (one year ago) Permalink

it sucks how in the world entertaining loons always turn out to be terrible psychos

lag∞n, Friday, 28 July 2017 19:50 (one year ago) Permalink

yeah i mean mission accomplished apparently there were 45,000 people at the ZIon vs Lamelo game last week.

Spottie, Friday, 28 July 2017 19:52 (one year ago) Permalink

if only we had a good case study covering the potential long-term dangers of elevating terrible people into positions of pop culture authority

nomar, Friday, 28 July 2017 20:19 (one year ago) Permalink

haaaaa

Spottie, Friday, 28 July 2017 20:21 (one year ago) Permalink

lmao

lag∞n, Friday, 28 July 2017 21:59 (one year ago) Permalink

from now on I vow to ignore any and all """news""" items about this fuckhead. life is too short and yeah it's not good to give these types any attention.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 28 July 2017 23:40 (one year ago) Permalink

i kind of feel sad for anyone out there now coming around to the fact that this guy is trash, it must be nice to think the best of people

call all destroyer, Saturday, 29 July 2017 01:28 (one year ago) Permalink

Ha. I guess I didn't really come around til his cowherd appearance.

Spottie, Saturday, 29 July 2017 01:54 (one year ago) Permalink

i like to give weird ppl on the tv the benefit of the doubt

lag∞n, Saturday, 29 July 2017 01:56 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...

I played football and baseball, sorry, but said to be the best bball player in N.Y. State-ask coach Ted Dobias-said best he ever coached.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 3, 2013

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 August 2017 01:56 (one year ago) Permalink

hahahahaha

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 30 August 2017 01:58 (one year ago) Permalink

lmao

Spottie, Wednesday, 30 August 2017 03:00 (one year ago) Permalink

was listening to incarcerated scarfaces in the car today and "guess who's the black trump" made me think of this thread :/

circles, Friday, 1 September 2017 02:29 (one year ago) Permalink

lmao

lag∞n, Friday, 1 September 2017 02:30 (one year ago) Permalink

So many trump name drops in hip hop history.

Spottie, Friday, 1 September 2017 02:50 (one year ago) Permalink

so lamelo is technically ineligible to play college ball now right?

call all destroyer, Friday, 1 September 2017 03:01 (one year ago) Permalink

article says if hes not getting paid its ok

lag∞n, Friday, 1 September 2017 04:36 (one year ago) Permalink

Did lavar ball really say something about nas that was not of the highest respects concerning hip hop? You have been warned #cursed - Lil B

— Lil B THE BASEDGOD (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) September 2, 2017

*it was lonzo

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 September 2017 17:42 (one year ago) Permalink

two months pass...

well

, Sunday, 19 November 2017 18:05 (one year ago) Permalink

some other players have done it eg brandon jennings

at least he played in italy!

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 01:27 (eleven months ago) Permalink

I have the inside scoop that indeed tons of middle/high schooler athletic kids love and religiously watch Ball in the Family.

Spottie, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 02:18 (eleven months ago) Permalink

the balls are fellow teens that have teen haircuts

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 03:39 (eleven months ago) Permalink

someone shd watch it and report back

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 03:59 (eleven months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

jfc man

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DV3E9V2XUAEgpkD.jpg

lag∞n, Monday, 12 February 2018 20:52 (ten months ago) Permalink

solid plan, tough to argue with

call all destroyer, Monday, 12 February 2018 20:55 (ten months ago) Permalink

lakers gonna max IT and dump ball

fgti spinner (Spottie), Monday, 12 February 2018 20:56 (ten months ago) Permalink

Poor Gelo and Melo :(

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 12 February 2018 21:13 (ten months ago) Permalink

gelos not gonna make the league, melo will prob get drafted, the plan is a non starter, maybe some team will sign gelo to their g league team idk

lag∞n, Monday, 12 February 2018 21:18 (ten months ago) Permalink

I'd like to see Melo at least play in one of the better Lithuanian basketball leagues before I'd draft him

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 12 February 2018 21:23 (ten months ago) Permalink

all the hs basketball sites have him listed as a 5 star prospect which doesnt guarantee getting drafted especially since hes only (the age of) a junior but it does give him a pretty good shot

lag∞n, Monday, 12 February 2018 21:37 (ten months ago) Permalink

there's prob a few players in the NBA worth three roster spots but i don't think lonzo is going to be one of them

J0rdan S., Monday, 12 February 2018 21:52 (ten months ago) Permalink

wonder if the lakers wld take a mulligan on drafting ball just based on this wacky dad

lag∞n, Monday, 12 February 2018 21:54 (ten months ago) Permalink

there's prob a few players in the NBA worth three roster spots but i don't think lonzo is going to be one of them

― J0rdan S., Monday, February 12, 2018 4:52 PM (twenty-six minutes ago)

I think if lebron's GM misadventures have taught us anything it's that this is not true

k3vin k., Monday, 12 February 2018 22:19 (ten months ago) Permalink

Gelo and Melo
Gelo and Melo
Gelo and Melo
Gelo and Melo
Gelo and Melo
Gelo and MeloGelo and Melo
Gelo and MeloGelo and MeloGelo and MeloGelo and MeloGelo and MeloGelo and Melo

i love saying that

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 12 February 2018 22:27 (ten months ago) Permalink

this is my brother darryl, and that's my other brother darryl

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 12 February 2018 22:32 (ten months ago) Permalink

I think if lebron's GM misadventures have taught us anything it's that this is not true

― k3vin k., Monday, February 12, 2018 5:19 PM (yesterday) Bookmark

if lebron's GM misadventures have taught us anything it's that it is true? tho maybe just for him

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 February 2018 06:31 (ten months ago) Permalink

there were years there where lebron + james jones + udonis haslem was basically a three person lebron james roster spot that every team would have accepted in a heartbeat

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 February 2018 06:32 (ten months ago) Permalink

lebron + james jones + *mike miller

they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 06:37 (ten months ago) Permalink

Will you? pic.twitter.com/JiW5HK9oGY

— Big Baller Brand (@bigballerbrand) February 14, 2018

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:55 (nine months ago) Permalink

Wow, I will not, thanks

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:56 (nine months ago) Permalink

lmao

omar little, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:58 (nine months ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBu12zfP0Vs&feature=youtu.be

ooph

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:24 (nine months ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBu12zfP0Vs

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 February 2018 15:24 (nine months ago) Permalink

only watched a couple minutes but there seems to be a lot of driving and missing layups?

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:34 (nine months ago) Permalink

kinda cruel to take a 16 y/o from a situation where he was free to play like a bigger chucker than anyone wld dare in a pickup game and make him go against adults who are good at basketball

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:39 (nine months ago) Permalink

somehow melo's form is worse than lonzos. in general just looks like your average 16 year old hot shot at the local open gym who thinks he's way better than he is and who no one wants to play with.

they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:41 (nine months ago) Permalink

dont think lavar's doing this for the hoops tho, the end goal for this fam is to be famous for being famous a la the kardashians n them

they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:41 (nine months ago) Permalink

melos shot is all over the place too the only consistent thing abt it is the very low release point

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:42 (nine months ago) Permalink

he always looks like a little kid heaving the ball

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:44 (nine months ago) Permalink

lavars methods are, unconventional

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:45 (nine months ago) Permalink

he managed to get all three of his kids to play at least D1 level basketball while being completely fundamentally unsound

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:46 (nine months ago) Permalink

tho gelo does actually seem to play pretty solid has a normal shot and some good post footwork, but hes the worst one lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:48 (nine months ago) Permalink

yeah he's bad, melos ceiling is higher but doubt he gets there

they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:49 (nine months ago) Permalink

maybe melo will learn basketball having to play against real players in europe but yeah i dont like his chances either, also if he ends up one of these quasi washout 4 star recruits who get looks in the 2nd round teams might just pass cause they dont want to deal with lavar

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 February 2018 16:54 (nine months ago) Permalink

yup

they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:03 (nine months ago) Permalink

gelo looks like he could hang in europe if he learned to play defense. both of them on some unconscionable matador shit.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:06 (nine months ago) Permalink

yeah a lot of ppl were saying hes an end of the bench D1 player but he looks more like a solid D1 player

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:07 (nine months ago) Permalink

depends on the D1 school

they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:09 (nine months ago) Permalink

yeah i mean hes prob not getting minutes at kentucky but seems like he cld help most teams

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 February 2018 17:10 (nine months ago) Permalink

i was dying at how many times one of them totally lost his man, realized it, and then just went to guard the closest guy to him while the guy he was supposed to guard was off scoring buckets.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:16 (nine months ago) Permalink

thats practice incompetence, plausible switchability

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:20 (nine months ago) Permalink

hah

call all destroyer, Thursday, 22 February 2018 18:24 (nine months ago) Permalink

good piece

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 March 2018 01:29 (nine months ago) Permalink

sounds grim over there

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 1 March 2018 19:09 (nine months ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

breaking

Yahoo Sports story: LiAngelo Ball enters the 2018 NBA draft. https://t.co/AL63yRsTZL

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) March 27, 2018

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 13:57 (eight months ago) Permalink

undrafted for sure

micah, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 20:37 (eight months ago) Permalink

Can't wait for Lavar to undermine LiAngelo's g-league coaches.

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 20:43 (eight months ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

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