1st to 100 no game clock, 4 on 4 short court, no foul shots players just get the points if theyre fouled in the act, no charges on plays where the defender isnt actively guarding the ball handler ie no sliding in on a driver, soccer style rolling inbounding, hockey style live line changes, no live ball timeouts, 20 second shot clock, euro style playing the ball off the rim in the cylinder, wider court so the 3pt line is uniform and theres more room to shoot in corners, more room under the basket ie move the baseline back relative to the basket, 40 game season, no fouling out, call the foul after the play on fastbreaks... and trampolines jk
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 21:38 (six years ago) link
same rules but the ball is made of chocolate
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link
add the baseball rule where if you sub someone out they can't re-enter the game
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 21:51 (six years ago) link
lol LeBron would be entering in the 2nd quarter
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 21:53 (six years ago) link
dunks are worth 3 points, 4 if the rim is subjected to a certain level of force
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 21:54 (six years ago) link
https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/9/93770/2368999-genesis_archrivals.jpg
― Clay, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 21:54 (six years ago) link
when two players possess the ball at the same time, instead of a jump ball, they fight for it, first to hit the ground "turns over" the ball to the other player
xpost lol i LOVED that game
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 21:55 (six years ago) link
machine learning algorithms award each field goal a point value from 1 to 5 based on the difficulty
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 22:11 (six years ago) link
everyone's gotta kiss
― qualx, Thursday, 6 April 2017 05:35 (six years ago) link
the new way to score points is to squeeze the ball between your legs as sexy as possible. groin injuries that lead to verified medical procedures are worth 15 bonus points, applied to the following game.
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 April 2017 05:53 (six years ago) link
you see the guy fucking the hoop in the background of the arch rivals cover? above? 30 points
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 April 2017 05:56 (six years ago) link
No live ball timeouts and euro style every ball is live in the cylinder are my personal obsessions and also probably on the short list of real possibilities
Getting rid of goaltending/interference both ways I think is just a pure win, if you can get there swat it out, if you want to points JAM THAT SHIT
― gis for westbrook shark jump (agent hibachi), Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:37 (six years ago) link
2 points actually thanks autocorrect
Um goaltending/basket interference is important for preventing teams from sticking a tall guy under the hoops with his hand in the rim all game.
― nice cage (m bison), Thursday, 6 April 2017 23:43 (six years ago) link
screw u and ur logic
― mookieproof, Thursday, 6 April 2017 23:52 (six years ago) link
any shot not goaltended automatically scores
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Friday, 7 April 2017 16:22 (six years ago) link
halfcourt and beyond shots are worth 4 points
― royce jung (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 April 2017 16:31 (six years ago) link
everyone is white and the main commentator is Richard Spencer
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Friday, 7 April 2017 16:34 (six years ago) link
opposing viewpoint: everyone is Richard Spencer and the main commentator is white
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Friday, 7 April 2017 17:01 (six years ago) link
rachel dolezal officiates
― royce jung (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 April 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link
losing team is exposed to legionnaire's disease
― royce jung (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 April 2017 20:07 (six years ago) link
winner gets to tour with rae sremmurd
― royce jung (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 April 2017 20:36 (six years ago) link