design an alt basketball league

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1st to 100 no game clock, 4 on 4 short court, no foul shots players just get the points if theyre fouled in the act, no charges on plays where the defender isnt actively guarding the ball handler ie no sliding in on a driver, soccer style rolling inbounding, hockey style live line changes, no live ball timeouts, 20 second shot clock, euro style playing the ball off the rim in the cylinder, wider court so the 3pt line is uniform and theres more room to shoot in corners, more room under the basket ie move the baseline back relative to the basket, 40 game season, no fouling out, call the foul after the play on fastbreaks... and trampolines jk

lag∞n, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 21:38 (one year ago) Permalink

same rules but the ball is made of chocolate

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 21:49 (one year ago) Permalink

add the baseball rule where if you sub someone out they can't re-enter the game

ciderpress, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 21:51 (one year ago) Permalink

lol LeBron would be entering in the 2nd quarter

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 21:53 (one year ago) Permalink

dunks are worth 3 points, 4 if the rim is subjected to a certain level of force

mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 21:54 (one year ago) Permalink

when two players possess the ball at the same time, instead of a jump ball, they fight for it, first to hit the ground "turns over" the ball to the other player

xpost lol i LOVED that game

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 21:55 (one year ago) Permalink

machine learning algorithms award each field goal a point value from 1 to 5 based on the difficulty

ciderpress, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 22:11 (one year ago) Permalink

everyone's gotta kiss

qualx, Thursday, 6 April 2017 05:35 (one year ago) Permalink

the new way to score points is to squeeze the ball between your legs as sexy as possible. groin injuries that lead to verified medical procedures are worth 15 bonus points, applied to the following game.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 April 2017 05:53 (one year ago) Permalink

you see the guy fucking the hoop in the background of the arch rivals cover? above?

30 points

Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 April 2017 05:56 (one year ago) Permalink

No live ball timeouts and euro style every ball is live in the cylinder are my personal obsessions and also probably on the short list of real possibilities

Getting rid of goaltending/interference both ways I think is just a pure win, if you can get there swat it out, if you want to points JAM THAT SHIT

gis for westbrook shark jump (agent hibachi), Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:37 (one year ago) Permalink

2 points actually thanks autocorrect

gis for westbrook shark jump (agent hibachi), Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:37 (one year ago) Permalink

Um goaltending/basket interference is important for preventing teams from sticking a tall guy under the hoops with his hand in the rim all game.

nice cage (m bison), Thursday, 6 April 2017 23:43 (one year ago) Permalink

screw u and ur logic

mookieproof, Thursday, 6 April 2017 23:52 (one year ago) Permalink

any shot not goaltended automatically scores

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Friday, 7 April 2017 16:22 (one year ago) Permalink

halfcourt and beyond shots are worth 4 points

royce jung (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 April 2017 16:31 (one year ago) Permalink

everyone is white and the main commentator is Richard Spencer

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Friday, 7 April 2017 16:34 (one year ago) Permalink

opposing viewpoint: everyone is Richard Spencer and the main commentator is white

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Friday, 7 April 2017 17:01 (one year ago) Permalink

rachel dolezal officiates

royce jung (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 April 2017 18:14 (one year ago) Permalink

losing team is exposed to legionnaire's disease

royce jung (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 April 2017 20:07 (one year ago) Permalink

winner gets to tour with rae sremmurd

royce jung (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 April 2017 20:36 (one year ago) Permalink


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