Post itt everytime Kobe shoots 50% or better

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, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 03:48 (three years ago) Permalink

and also Lance

no but seriously im not a dick like that (Spottie), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:48 (three years ago) Permalink

is lance ever gonna do that this season? and i say that as a hopeless lance stephenson defender

hanley ramirez ordering a pizza (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 21:01 (three years ago) Permalink

he has twice so far, trust me i know i am hanging on to him by a thread in my fantasy league

no but seriously im not a dick like that (Spottie), Wednesday, 3 December 2014 22:17 (three years ago) Permalink

lance and kobe are both on pace

polyphonic, Thursday, 4 December 2014 01:03 (three years ago) Permalink

Kobe Bryant 8-22

:)

, Thursday, 4 December 2014 02:20 (three years ago) Permalink

Laaaance 9/18

no but seriously im not a dick like that (Spottie), Thursday, 4 December 2014 03:13 (three years ago) Permalink

https://vine.co/v/O6hOL2IE3Zd

, Friday, 12 December 2014 13:29 (three years ago) Permalink

Kerr, who hit one of the most famous Finals shots because Jordan passed out of a double-team, has a theory on why there’s so much demand for superstars to take the last shots: “It’s because people are idiots, that’s why. The point of the game is to get an open shot and if a guy’s double-teamed he should pass it. That’s the game.”

http://espn.go.com/blog/golden-state-warriors/post/_/id/104/stephen-curry-willing-to-dish-final-shot&ex_cid

Oops wrong thread.

TAKING SIDES: HUMANS VS. GUACAMOLEEE (Leee), Monday, 15 December 2014 18:56 (three years ago) Permalink

@BillSimmons

Right now, Kobe is the 2nd player to average 24.5 PPG while shooting less than 38%. The other: Joe Fulks... in 1947. http://t.co/LZFb0ZEwaj

Clay, Sunday, 21 December 2014 01:26 (three years ago) Permalink

felt like stackhouse did that once but i looked and he shot 40%

lag∞n, Sunday, 21 December 2014 04:04 (three years ago) Permalink

8-30 from the field tonight. bonus: nine turnovers.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 22 December 2014 02:57 (three years ago) Permalink

sick

lag∞n, Monday, 22 December 2014 03:00 (three years ago) Permalink

Legend

resting waterface (m bison), Monday, 22 December 2014 03:09 (three years ago) Permalink

It forced Lakers Coach Byron Scott to ponder the once unthinkable — resting Bryant for a game.

Equally imponderable: Bryant seems to be in agreement with it.

“There’s probably not much of an option … it might make sense,” he said quietly after making only eight of 30 shots (26.7%). He had 25 points and nine turnovers.

“It’s fatigue and then just general soreness, joint soreness, body soreness,” Bryant said.

, Monday, 22 December 2014 17:31 (three years ago) Permalink

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B5d2XMyCMAEXDcG.png

Clay, Monday, 22 December 2014 20:39 (three years ago) Permalink

kobe can be a contributor to this lakers team... he just refuses to

lag∞n, Monday, 22 December 2014 20:41 (three years ago) Permalink

your honor in the matter of The People vs. Kobe 'Bean' Bryant i'd like to submit the above evidence to the jury as Exhibit A. Let the record show that the bean is cooked.

Clay, Monday, 22 December 2014 20:42 (three years ago) Permalink

saw some quote from him saying he didnt think he wld have to do so much for this team

lag∞n, Monday, 22 December 2014 20:43 (three years ago) Permalink

bill plaschke wrote a piece titled "L.A. finally sees the true Kobe Bryant, and it's a pleasure to behold", but it wasn't the kobe kolumn i was hoping to read

http://www.latimes.com/sports/lakers/la-sp-lakers-kobe-plaschke-20141217-column.html

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 22 December 2014 20:47 (three years ago) Permalink

tbh the title is otm but not for the opposite reasons listed in the piece

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 22 December 2014 20:47 (three years ago) Permalink

but not for the opposite of the reason listed

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 22 December 2014 20:48 (three years ago) Permalink

"What I got, man, comes from Chronos," he said, referring to a mythological figure who was the origin for Father Time.

Clay, Monday, 22 December 2014 20:52 (three years ago) Permalink

lol man the first four graphs of that piece sound very much like internalized abuse

lag∞n, Monday, 22 December 2014 20:54 (three years ago) Permalink

over the 6 games the lakers have played during the last 2 weeks kobe is averaging 7.3 for 23.3 shooting, a whopping 31.4% from the floor.

Clay, Monday, 22 December 2014 22:56 (three years ago) Permalink

Congratulation to Kobe 'Bean' Bryant

, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 04:26 (three years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/IuDMzNS.gif

lag∞n, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 04:32 (three years ago) Permalink

wow one more turnover and he gets that asshole quadruple double

Clay, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 04:34 (three years ago) Permalink

another lakers game blown by kobe shooting and missing an uncontested 3 in the last fractions of a second - 6/14 shooting

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 3 January 2015 13:44 (three years ago) Permalink

wtg kob

lag∞n, Saturday, 3 January 2015 15:27 (three years ago) Permalink

We missed a game :(

, Friday, 16 January 2015 03:54 (three years ago) Permalink

nah

Clay, Friday, 16 January 2015 23:24 (three years ago) Permalink

posting it here was more a "wtf" than a recommendation its not that funny

interesting that bleacher report staffers have this much time on their hands but they dont write particularly well, guess this is what theyre doing

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Friday, 16 January 2015 23:39 (three years ago) Permalink

I guess we can lock thread

, Thursday, 29 January 2015 19:17 (three years ago) Permalink

it would be a mercy, especially if that Bleacher Report video link were disabled at the same time

Aimless, Thursday, 29 January 2015 19:21 (three years ago) Permalink

3 devastating injuries 3 years in a row.. someone's tellin u something kobels

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 29 January 2015 22:35 (three years ago) Permalink

"shoot less"

Spottie, Thursday, 29 January 2015 22:35 (three years ago) Permalink

ten months pass...

Tom Haberstroh ‏@tomhaberstroh 12s12 seconds ago

It's been over a year since Kobe has shot over 50% in a game

, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 02:58 (two years ago) Permalink

kob is the worst player in the nba

lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 03:07 (two years ago) Permalink

fire scott, have the bean coach for the remainder of the season

what's the worst that could happen

brimstead, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 03:22 (two years ago) Permalink

mass murder?

Aimless, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:00 (two years ago) Permalink

sounds good

lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:08 (two years ago) Permalink

it would be such a twist if kobe did some murders. would KD still defend him? good sportscenter.

the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:10 (two years ago) Permalink

otm

lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:10 (two years ago) Permalink

theres like a ~25% chance kobe has already done some murders

lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:11 (two years ago) Permalink

def

k3vin k., Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:20 (two years ago) Permalink

no more than 50% chance though, ba dumdum

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:33 (two years ago) Permalink

lol

k3vin k., Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:35 (two years ago) Permalink

man i am feeling GOOD today. i got a lot of sleep, i spilled coffee all over myself and cleaned it up without anyone noticing, i helped an old lady cross the street, and now i'm making basketball jokes. i'm gonna start a diary and today's entry will just say *swish*

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:40 (two years ago) Permalink

hell yea

lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:44 (two years ago) Permalink

i didn't realize that kobe was doing so, so badly this year. his poem was good though

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:45 (two years ago) Permalink

he put all his remaining passion into the poem is what happened

lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:50 (two years ago) Permalink

do you think kobe read it out loud anywhere? maybe he just read it to himself, twice, with the lights dimmed a little

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:55 (two years ago) Permalink

prob just to the prisoners in his dungeon

INTOXICATING LIQUORS (art), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 18:56 (two years ago) Permalink

Probs Smush Parker

Spottie, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:22 (two years ago) Permalink

def smush

lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:24 (two years ago) Permalink

lol I was just about to make that joke

k3vin k., Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:36 (two years ago) Permalink

Kobe rains bricks on court, ends California Homeless problem

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:37 (two years ago) Permalink

haha

Spottie, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 19:54 (two years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyWjkv3p6DI

, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 22:16 (two years ago) Permalink

its like he thinks he's steph this year

Spottie, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 22:17 (two years ago) Permalink

he is that video of the high schoolers 3pt brickfest, steph got him 2hype.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 3 December 2015 02:14 (two years ago) Permalink

They looked like Jr. High kids to me, maybe they're the JV squad, but otherwise otm.

:wq (Leee), Thursday, 3 December 2015 18:12 (two years ago) Permalink

he's actually had two pretty good games in the past week

k3vin k., Tuesday, 8 December 2015 06:18 (two years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

Kobe going 8-24 one last time. https://t.co/wSEAqLFsu0

— Kyle Madson (@KyleAMadson) September 12, 2017

Spottie, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 22:30 (one year ago) Permalink

heh nice

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 23:30 (one year ago) Permalink


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