2023/24 NBA REGULAR SEASON THREAD "THANKING FOR WEMBANYAMA"

i think second apron is a funny phrase because no one wears two aprons in real life. most people don't even wear one apron

no Jordan i realise this - it’s actually quite clearly written, not Shams level at all - which is my point - it’s not the writing that’s convoluted, it’s all the trade and salary rules. salute to those who get it and get into it, but it bores me stiff

thats how you know its a serious situation xp

at heart i’m a casual, i can live with that

I've definitely read the word apron more in the last year than I had in my life combined before that

feel like OKC/DAL has a high chance of being v entertaining, a nice lil southwest derby for the whole nation to enjoy

I dispute how fun digging into salary cap arcana is.

mavs are smoking the thunder basically by employing a defensive strategy of forcing josh giddey to shoot on every possession

luka is completely destroying them

30-8-9 on 13 shots with 4 mins left in the third quarter

thunder and clippers are both losing, this pleases meh

the fall of the western titans

the thunder aren’t playing with the same intensity as dallas but this game is exposing that they don’t really have a stopper on defense. they’ve had zero answers for either luka or kyrie — shai, j dub you name it all getting roasted in isos and in PNR

gafford is also throwing their bigs around in the paint like they’re the JV

holy the mavs are pouring it on

theyve got dort what about dort, and i think shai and jdub are good defenders but sometimes good offense wins

i do think they shouldve tried to add a strong big man tho, good type of guy to have around

seems like adding hayward is an indication that theyre serious about contending this year, but not adding a big man is an indication that theyre not, saw speculation that theyre going to resign hayward to a bruce brown type deal ie one thats designed to match salaries in a big trade but has no long term risk so maybe thats why they got him idk

i mean they couldve got gafford they couldve got wendell carter or whoever

they got biyombo!

lol

they have good defenders and a good defense, but idk if shai or jw are ready to go up against guys like luka, kawhi etc. idk why they didn’t have dort out there but he wasn’t helping much either.

why are a bunch of different teams mascots at the clippers game

oh thats a lot of blood

norman powell got his nose broken by jalen durens elbow

why are a bunch of different teams mascots at the clippers game

― lag∞n, Saturday, February 10, 2024 5:30 PM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

oh thats a lot of blood

― lag∞n, Saturday, February 10, 2024 5:36 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol without context

ya they needed a whole plastic bag to hold the bloody towels

RIP pistons I believed in you for a minute there

disappointing

obi toppin just blew an open dunk, on a fast break, in a 2-point game, on the road against his former team, because he tried to go under his leg with the ball on the way up

oh no

lol

RANDLE 👎 AFTER OBI TOPPIN MISSED DUNK 😂 pic.twitter.com/IjM9i37nhr

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) February 11, 2024

haha oh no buddy

oh my god Curry

you just know that Steph would never have sold his soul at a crossroads at midnight, so the only rational conclusion is that he is a magical being

Dubs continue to drop classic games

GPII looked good first game back

Yeah he was so good. Draymond was incredible

PJ Washington on when he got traded to the Mavs:

He was in a resteraunt, ran out, and was so excited. Says he couldn’t sleep and can’t wait to get started. pic.twitter.com/5mcsvBnzin

— Noah Weber (@noahweber00) February 10, 2024

and that franchise is dallas woof

bettern nothin lol

just dont talk too much and youll be fine

being a chill dude is actually a pretty demonstrably effective way of extending your career in the NBA they should teach that

its true

dallas pr rep: remember, when kyrie starts going off, you only need 3 words...'damn, that's crazy.'

lol

Haaa

lol bise

i’m surprised the heat didn’t try and get bigger at the deadline specifically for this match up…

no one cares about being big anymore i guess its more of a nice to have they figure theyll just swarm and switch in the offs

celtics added a big man, they care