2023/24 NBA REGULAR SEASON THREAD "THANKING FOR WEMBANYAMA"

isn't it cool to try to do things like score 60 points if you are close? i don't know why you wouldn't try?

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, December 14, 2023 1:49 PM (thirty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

imo its fine but its even better that they took the ball

draymond for wiseman and bagley

lol

does the home team always get first dibs on the game ball? I guess it's all unwritten rules

heat fans remain undefeated

https://twiiter.com/thedunkcentral/status/1735344666340364673?s=46&t=XlsbhgknQH65_CH00_uPqw

tristan thompson on the cavs is weird, uncanny

craziest part is i just assumed he was more or less lebron’s age — last time i saw him he was moving around out there like the league’s new haslem, he scored a basket and i was like “awww look at that!” about 5 mins later the announcer casually mentioned that tristan is **32** and i was like, oh my god

haa true he really feels like hes of a bygone era

tristan thompson on the cavs is weird, uncanny

― lag∞n, Thursday, December 14, 2023 8:21 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

he just appeared out of nowhere last year in the lakers-nuggets series like wait I didn’t know you could just do that

man I just looked it up and he is indeed a full 2 years younger than me, I’m sad now

hes done so much more cheating on kardashians in so much less time

the mavs broadcast is running an interview segment where the mavs players explain whether they’d rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses

lmao there is a kid in one of my classes who is always asking questions like this

i will fight 100 horse sized horses i dont care

grant chose 100 duck sized horses and I was thinking that was a reasonable choice but then dwight powell gave a very eloquent defense of his choice to fight a single horse sized duck and I was swayed

Did he consider whether this ultramassive superduck would be able to fly? Or just waddle around ponderously?

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I was thinking job interview questions should be more along those lines. You can learn a lot about someone that way

it's a great question, total classic conversation starter

Did he consider whether this ultramassive superduck would be able to fly? Or just waddle around ponderously?

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, December 14, 2023 9:20 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

grant said, and I quote, the horse-sized duck “wouldn’t know how to use its size”

haha that's incredible athlete mind stuff

lmao

lol grant, that is great

and we've all seen ducks waddle around--he's not wrong folks!

lukas still wearing the headband

Back to the incredibly important horse-duck question.

Would the brigade of duck-sized horses know how to fight together as a unit rather than individually? Because horses do not normally fight in unison. Their usual instinctive reaction to danger is to rely on speed and run away.

i do not think the duck-sized horses would be able to coordinate

Bulls been kinda competitive since Lavine stopped playing

Fox vs SGA both 40+

Harden was incredible tonight on both ends. Clippers looking good after a rough start w harden.

Someone horse duck poll

suggs fell really hard on his arm looked like is couldve been a bad injury they put back in and hes out there in obvious pain grabbing his arm whats the point of this

in happier news jaylen brown is dunking on every play

i have to think he’ll come out now?

boston playing maybe their best basketball of the season with their starting center out, their backup center out, and their backup backup center out

i ment suggs coming out now obv

hes still in!

celtics fired up for this game def, tired of losing to the orlando magic

christ yeah, still pulling on that hand

Stinger?

he landed on his hand ton of pressure through his forearm, kind of play you could break your arm on

think he mightve just hurt his thumb tho

Oh man, Jalen Suggs. This looked bad. pic.twitter.com/MEe4JxTaBE

— Brett Usher (@UsherNBA) December 16, 2023

he’s got thick tape wound around his wrist and two fingers are taped together

He came back from an ankle sprang after like one game. Must just be one of those got that dawg in him guys.

he def has that dawg but his coach should tell him to sit

anyway he didnt start the 2nd half

Surely the pistons will fire Monty before the night is through?

jesus christ how they be this bad

suggs is back again his entire hand and wrist is covered with tape now

Love Cade. 100% believe in his future. And the last half of this season he had be pretty damn good.

However.

Pistons have approached an area where they are going to do irreversible damage to him and his development

I’ve never seen him look this disengaged before.

— Ku (@KuKhahil) December 16, 2023

embiid shot 16 fts in 29 minutes tonight