basketblolz

i strained my achilles jogging like a month ago and it's still not right ffs

― call all destroyer, Monday, November 20, 2023 9:04 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah these can take a while gotta be careful not to redo it

he took a private plane to wisconsin yesterday on their off day to watch the heat’s g league team… very odd individual

(jimmy)

lmao looking back trying to figure out the play after

"Yeah, I got this"

Jordan Poole thought doing this stops both the game clock & the shot clock lmao pic.twitter.com/qiieC2zYHc

— Ball Junkie (@ImABallJunkie) November 21, 2023

I agree pic.twitter.com/be8vArVRSD

— Washed Gamer (@MitchellRossman) November 21, 2023

Sick burn

Devin Booker on facing Deandre Ayton: “It’s fun….He played extra hard tonight. I seen that, and my challenge for him is to play like that every night.” pic.twitter.com/hLVeSPV3hq

— Gerald Bourguet (@GeraldBourguet) November 22, 2023

I’ve Watched This League Change So Much… My Gawd 309 Combined Points Is OD 😂

— Myles Turner (@Original_Turner) November 22, 2023

maybe when he says “i’ve watched this league” he is describing what he was doing on defense last night

*getting blown by repeatedly* well isnt this just so fucking interesting

me, sitting down midcourt with my pad and pen, scribbling notes while my guy zooms down the court for an easy dunk: if my calculations are correct...

Bro just look at Kevin Garnett's passion for basketball and embracing the new era

this is amazing 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/su5WgsPLZy

— Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 (@big_business_) November 24, 2023

i love that clip haha

He's got me hyped

I love that man

Jerry West, supergoon

adidas deleted but lol
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GARu0gJXoAEnC4p?format=png&name=small

wow

This gon turn into an elite meme on this app for years smh😭😭 https://t.co/CmzxwwNVWA

— Tyrese Haliburton (@TyHaliburton22) December 1, 2023

pat bev not beloved

Another excellent chapter in the Celtics-Pat Bev saga pic.twitter.com/D7paBY2tF4

— Cameron Tabatabaie (@CTabatabaie) December 2, 2023

I walked away from that game thinking, damn that rookie is an asshole https://t.co/ebTLOyoef0

— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) December 6, 2023

pic.twitter.com/AVFSonXevl

— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) December 7, 2023

Listen to this that shit is hilarious 😭 https://t.co/pBqaEXiG7x pic.twitter.com/DnEouMfkN2

— Thomas 🏀 (@ThomasBuckets78) December 9, 2023

lol

well played

got him

he shd play it again when kerr is mad arguing with a ref

simple but god!

Really fun spot for the NBA Christmas games featuring Nikola Jokic and Steph Curry playing “HORSE” pic.twitter.com/U3nFBMedvs

— Chris Dempsey (@chrisadempsey) December 11, 2023

lol

dying at these two signings:

Free agent F James Johnson is returning to the Indiana Pacers on a one-year deal, Mark Bartelstein of @PrioritySports tells ESPN. Johnson played for the Pacers last year. This will be his 15th NBA season. pic.twitter.com/et55WrHhTa

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) December 14, 2023

Free agent F/C Taj Gibson is returning to the New York Knicks on a one-year deal, Mark Bartelstein of @PrioritySports tells ESPN. With Mitchell Robinson sidelined with an injury, Tom Thibodeau has back one of his favorites. Gibson’s played for Thibodeau with the Bulls, Wolves,… pic.twitter.com/TmVTe9G5wb

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) December 13, 2023

classic guys

pacers brass saw their players get punked by giannis last night and said bring in the tough guy. they play again twice in early january btw

nooooo

I feel bad posting this but that first shot got me crying real tears 😭 (via blackfreckless/TT) pic.twitter.com/KTkJVSIEVa

— Overtime (@overtime) December 14, 2023

they make you go in the air force if you cant ball

Amazing. Rim not once haha

pic.twitter.com/3hMdjhfLVI

— kyle (@knicks_tape99) December 16, 2023

Remember North Dakota State’s 94 point win over Oak Hill Christian a couple days ago?

Well I found the highlights from the game and let me just say.. there’s no way this is real: pic.twitter.com/aQiBR8uqzN

— CBB Content (@CBBcontent) December 17, 2023

when “he’s just like me fr” is a little too for real

lmao

as lopsided as that score was, i was expecting oak hill to have massively worse turnover numbers. they just shot like utter dogshit.

ok there were 17 steals by ndsu, but oak hill shot 12% from the field and nearly every shot they missed was rebounded by ndsu (59-14)

https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/boxscore/_/gameId/401598000

oak hill had more players go 0-for (5) than make a basket of any kind (3)

also lol at one of the players listed in the box score as "B. Keepers" dont quit your day job honey boy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oak_Hills_Christian_College

also also this place is apparently one of the worst colleges in the country for lgbt+ rights, so its ok that they are getting humiliated. blessed are the shotmakers for they shall be called the children of god (shamgodd) mfs

Ain’t no way Al Horford was in a Ciara music video & I didn’t know about it pic.twitter.com/k8E8kcnEsu

— ☘︎ (@CelticsRepublic) December 21, 2023

Hhaaaa

“With your first experience in Vegas — what did you think?”

“On earth, it’s probably the closest thing to a dystopia.” - Victor Wembanyama 😂 pic.twitter.com/PoJRveKG3w

— Evan Abrams (@EvanHAbrams) December 29, 2023

Otm

I could get to like this kid

i was going to say Pistons fans should storm the court but then i remembered.

— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) December 31, 2023

I experienced a level of incompetence and disrespect @Delta #HPN airport today on my way to work. To all my fans who were looking forward to seeing me on @NBATV tonight you can blame @Delta for not letting me on the flight which I had a paid ticket and seat assignment. Happy 2024

— Isiah Thomas (@IsiahThomas) January 1, 2024

I was there @Delta and this gate agent was VERY RUDE. Isiah met all the criteria to be on the flight but he wasn't let on. pic.twitter.com/zDJpKV2H2Y

— Shaun (@ShaunHudgins) January 1, 2024

lmao