Uniforms—Logos—Court Designs—Socks—Sneakers—Headbands—Mouthguards

jersey a different color than the standard is bad, jersey a similar but different color to the standard is worse, jersey the color of a different team is the pits

obvs the cutesy visual references in these things, which in this case is also very ugly, should be thrown in the fuckin charles river kid

love that they always wanna remake the celtics in the image of a cheap irish bar

i feel like cheap is underselling it, its a completely ersatz irish pub in a mall

a place with 30 tvs your boomer boss takes the team to after work, "its great" hes says

boston cream city

ironically enough boston is the only place in the country that has lots of normal pleasant neighborhood irish pubs

as far as city editions go... those are top shelf lol

the whole sick crew, worryingly bad, someone should check on nike

2023-24 NBA City Edition Jerseys pic.twitter.com/kkgrUKWqoj

— NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral) October 23, 2023

DENVER?????

18 of them are black.

"this is bad but i feel like we can make it worse"

"what if we made the mountain graphic navy so you cant really see it on the black uniform but you can kind of see it just looking at it will be annoying and confusing"

another design its unpleasant for the eye to even settle on, did an evil psychiatrist make these

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F9Ie0YHWYAEUGXp?format=jpg&name=medium

i don’t get the knicks ones but i would like those if there weren’t pinstripes

the overlapping word mark is unforgivable, and lol they found a way to put a little black in there, but compared to most of them its very good

the pacers ones feel like a legitimate cry for help on the part of the designer

that one is at least kind of funny it looks like a trapper keeper, half of these seem like they didnt even try, but yeah taken together these have a distinct somethings not right feeling

magic, utah, sacto not bad imo. not good but not actively bad

i think the heat one might be the actual worst ever nba jersey

C: kings, bucks

D: all others

you’d think this would be one of the most prestigious gigs in the entire sports apparel industry, like there’s no application process, you have to be asked, you only get to do this if you’re just a proven legend. you spent the last 8 years in tokyo designing limited edition tracksuit collabs and then the phone rings, it’s nike, “it’s the call” but no they did it this way instead

kings (8/10)
bucks (6.5/10)

all others < 5/10

https://i.imgur.com/crFZ9KT.png

medieval times but also a trapper keeper

nets doing a bape rip off is kinda funny

nike should be made to apologize for these, that would be funny

Kings looked like they bought unused designs from Philly's designer.

Good Nets, Wolves, Utah

wolves looks like packaging for sugar free gum

utah basically a throwback, worse than the uniform its based on tho

also looks like sugar free gum tbh

I am looking forward to the first time a ref gets tripped up calling a foul on #5280 for the home team

i don’t mind those actually

oops, meant to copy/paste the boston city edish

they suck bad but tbf arent on the cry for help level of most of the rest

was thinking i really liked the bucks so i went to get a closer look and found out it's a splatter paint type situation :/

Bucks City Edition pic.twitter.com/92bhAEvqsM

— GPG (@sportstalkwisco) October 18, 2023

haa

lol wow ok

ironically enough boston is the only place in the country that has lots of normal pleasant neighborhood irish pubs

― lag∞n, Monday, October 23, 2023 12:43 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is the best part of boston no doubt

that and the boston freakin celtics yeah thats right kid whats up

DENVER?????

― infinite wiggles (Spottie), Monday, October 23, 2023 12:54 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

truly grotesque, maybe the worst ones

the overlapping word mark is unforgivable, and lol they found a way to put a little black in there, but compared to most of them its very good

― lag∞n, Monday, October 23, 2023 1:07 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

maybe the garden will sell $40 3D goggles that make them look normal

yeah the knicks one is among the worst imo.

https://x.com/worldwidewob/status/1716528002853667202?s=46&t=XlsbhgknQH65_CH00_uPqw

hmmmm we have a lurker I see

those wizards ones give the heat cultures a ride for their money

w t f

This will be the Thunder's court at home for the In-Season Tournament games, the first one Nov. 3 against the Warriors. pic.twitter.com/csVr6RrazC

— Royce Young (@royceyoung) October 30, 2023

ah very nice plenty of paint

big 2k energy

knicks doing a little damage control over how terrible their court is gonna look

https://x.com/JCMacriNBA/status/1719018816963813397?s=20

well it’s a lot better than gray would have been!

Nice how the league seems to think that whatever way they mess with court designs, it will have zero effect on game play. The next step will be 'dazzle' camouflage .

i follow the logic of needing to have a way for the fan to turn on the TV and understand that the regular season game they’re watching is actually a special game. and altering the courts is a very obvious option in order to achieve that. but!!!! this feels like they went several steps too far…