basketblolz

Wearing this shirt casually is insane pic.twitter.com/IENXhZoU7w

— Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 (@big_business_) May 26, 2023

lol

Kyrie's 100% on there for basketball reasons

it because hes one of histories greatest monsters

Derrick White (who has a totally normal hairline) looking great early!

— Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) May 26, 2023

haa

Have yall ever tasted yall significant others breast milk? Asking for a friend

— Josh Hart (@joshhart) May 31, 2023

all-time headlinehttps://t.co/qucLOZ97Gz

— Harrison Faigen (@hmfaigen) June 5, 2023

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CsJ4nDzsuzX/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Nick Nurse never had to deal with this in Toronto, Philly is a different place. pic.twitter.com/7eTitoUGng

— Libaan Osman (@libaanstar1) June 1, 2023

good alliteration at the start of the last paragraph too - "Dallas doing its due diligence to bring Dick in" (xpost to dick)

dying @ this

Y’all please take 3 minutes to watch this.

Paul Pierce is the gift that keeps on giving. pic.twitter.com/YmJ4dyrLsV

— Chancellor Johnson (@ChancellorTV) June 9, 2023

omg, I'm dead, lol

that look on his face at the end

instant classic

that clip skips over the part where pierce leans over to whisper something to the woman sitting next to him then turns to kg and says “this is camille, she is my girlfriend for the day, they have these websites where you can hire girlfriends for the day” and kg won’t even look at him in the eye, just goes “ohhhh mannnnnn”

oh it’s got that part

bless kg for trying

smh paul needs to get it together

yeah dude is deep in it rn

on the other hand he’s given me my new favourite way to introduce my wife at parties

lol

haaah

I've watched this at least a dozen times. Garnett is such a good straight man.

when they interviewed a young fan about her reaction to sitting next to Lebron and the camera zoomed out to show Lebron pretending he couldn’t hear the whole conversation pic.twitter.com/cFsLhzXrfd

— Courtney (@CourtneyJill) June 10, 2023

yup. saw that live. the original reaction shot when she realized she was in the next seat to lebron was great, but they couldn't let well enough alone and had to dive in for the overkill. it was a cute interview, but cute wasn't what I was watching the game for.

iow, james got it right.

Reporter: "Is it hitting you that you're an NBA champion yet or you still need time?"

Aaron Gordon: "You want to know what's hitting me is those Modelos." 🍻 🤣

(via @nick_rothschild)pic.twitter.com/xonNFcce0r

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) June 15, 2023

how many modelos do you have to drink to start feeling it at 6’ 8” 220

that’s mr nugget baby

pic.twitter.com/C87TTWa3Q8

— rainbolt (@georainbolt) June 18, 2023

haaa

how many modelos do you have to drink to start feeling it at 6’ 8” 220

A high metabolism and strict diet with little alcohol leading up to that moment would probably drop it to a number you'd think reasonable I bet

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtJlv9Grp2i/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

Now I’m ready for the next chapter! 🆕🏀#NBA pic.twitter.com/6Clr9e6ZwF

— DANILO GALLINARI (@gallinari8888) June 26, 2023

lol love the honesty

Leonard Miller called the Timberwolves a “prestigious organization”

— Jace frederick (@JaceFrederick) June 26, 2023

canadian nice meets minnesota nice

dude tried to pull a harden lmao

He couldn't get to first so he tried to get to the free throw line 😭 pic.twitter.com/ul1r9PRAgu

— Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) June 29, 2023

I'll never forget the time Malik Beasley's kid came into the locker room, took a piece of ice out AD's foot bucket and went to eat it while everyone in the room yelled "Noooooooooooooooooooooo."

— Dan Woike (@DanWoikeSports) July 3, 2023

❌ @MarkelleF has blocked @theNBAalert https://t.co/jYwPZ4TE5n pic.twitter.com/GBRtxKaSnI

— NBA Alerts (@theNBAalert) May 26, 2023

lmaoooooooooo

there needs to be a whole 'dont be horny on main' nba hr training for incoming players

🤷🏾‍♂️ https://t.co/mr3kxbvwEM pic.twitter.com/1SKoHCSEpH

— Donovan Mitchell (@spidadmitchell) July 6, 2023

damn that’s cold lol

grant's gonna be living that one down for a long time i think. but he deserves it lol

Naming your cat after Naz Reid is goated 🐐 @Jeopardy pic.twitter.com/T4Hb6wN2hM

— Wolves After Dark (@WolvesAfterDark) July 6, 2023

Baller

Emoni Bates got sacked by a fake stat of himself 😭😭 How did bro think he played this well? 💀 https://t.co/rDtgNmiJ28 pic.twitter.com/e47ZCSDwqk

— Professional Jazz (Keyonte) Fan (@jazzarenice) July 10, 2023

lying>>>>>

weirdly he did put similar numbers in a game thats just ending now

Emoni Bates against Memphis:

21 PTS
2 STL
2 BLK
7-11 FG
5-8 3P
27 MIN

For real. pic.twitter.com/mqtS2kyQnX

— StatMuse (@statmuse) July 10, 2023