ITS THE OFFS BABY THE 2023 NBA PLAYOFFS

theyre both villain teams either way

the dubs are nice

once you win 2 championships you are a villain until the roster turns over completely, sorry thats just how it works

and yes this means the heat are still villains

the dubs are ok because kd isnt on them anymore plus the lakers losing is the most important thing

yeah i just made that up, dont really have strong feelings about either though, this is the least hateable lakers iteration of my lifetime

1. its the lakers 2. its a mercenary superteam

i just wanna see a steph-lebron game 7. i could live with either outcome tho i am a steph partisan bcuz he’s the most fun player to watch

Haslem is retiring after this year though!

fair enough

gonna start calling him this

https://i.imgur.com/mDOh0p1.png

the dubs are ok because kd isnt on them anymore plus the lakers losing is the most important thing

― lag∞n, Thursday, May 11, 2023 7:51 AM (thirty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

balance on the board is restored ty goon

the lakers predictably hype Lonnie Walker IV to conceal their true nature as cold hearted mercenaries

do i have to watch Lonnie Walker I, II, and III to understand this one?

Lonnie Walker: Resurrection fills in the most gaps

lol cider

excellent lol

amazing that Lebron's listed at all five positions

famous shooting guard lebron james

leaves the court in a wheel chair and turns out to be uninjured

― lag∞n, Thursday, May 11, 2023 6:43 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

he was really in pain it was kinda freaking me out watching him

― lag∞n, Thursday, May 11, 2023 6:44 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Los Angeles Lakers star Anthony Davis (head injury) is expected to be available for Game 6 on Friday barring a setback, league sources tell @NBAonTNT, @BleacherReport.

— Chris Haynes (@ChrisBHaynes) May 11, 2023

is he just extra? did he go to great lengths just trying to get a flagrant on loon or is he covering up being concussed

i think he just has an insanly low pain tolerance

probably is that simple

yeah he got hit on the bridge of the nose which can be pretty painful so to him its extremely painful

for whatever reason there is a pretty demonstrated history of NBA players being taken off in wheelchairs and then being fine the next day. AD joining in the company of some GOATs

so you're saying you think he really just had to shit?

My wife theorized the overplucking has made his brow area debilitatingly sensitive.

unibrow player with high brow pain threshold

highbrow player with lowbrow tastes

lol

kinda sucks that they have to give injury reports

should have wheeled him out just before tipoff and had him leap out of the chair

Update: Jamal Murray (non-COVID illness) is questionable for tonight’s Game 6

— Harrison Wind (@HarrisonWind) May 11, 2023

Suns center Deandre Ayton has been ruled out of Game 6 tonight vs. Nuggets due to his rib contusion, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium.

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) May 11, 2023

wasnt really doing much out there anyway

wonder if he's even gonna watch it on TV

why watch it when you can live it through the power of video games

wasnt doing much but they just need bodies and being down CP and DA is crazy lol. both those guys need to be traded in the offseason

if it was tomorrow i could make jokes about him skipping work to play zelda

Booker and KD will both need to score 45 and they still might lose

A lot of people wondering whether this will be Deandre Ayton's last game with Phoenix. No one knows for sure. But ever since Monty soured on him it after the 2021 playoffs it has seemed like a change at some point was inevitable. DA not an alpha like Book, KD, Paul and somewhat

— John Gambadoro (@Gambo987) May 11, 2023

sensitive. So when Monty failed to show up at his contract signing at the facility or even call him afterwards it showed DA that Monty did not want him on the roster. Still may be hard to trade 3 years at that money. Only time will tell.

— John Gambadoro (@Gambo987) May 11, 2023

damn, montys a dick huh

i’m not sure either of them are long for that place honestly. ishbia has no connection to monty & he seems like the kinda guy who wears on people

Maybe Isiah will get to coach as well as GM!

"That's a clean block, Mark"

celtics should just hit some threes maybe get a bad harden game would be cool if this one was easy then they can play a serious game for the next one

What's Horf's beef?

i think hes just amped up they showed him yelling in the huddle earlier

They might want to guard Brogdon at the 3pt line.

nah its cool

tv said horf got a tech but he didnt

ah, I swore I saw a ref do the motion.