stashing assets for the 2023 nba offseason

very serious stuff call the cops

i mean he clearly hit the blonde lady in the back. that would hurt

video got sent to us

yeah kinda hard to tell still but the tip of one of the legs coulda dinged her pretty good. reckless and dumb from the kid.

lad,

extremely normal thing to do with a metal chair

dont worry im sure both employees are going to get a nice little check for calling the police

if thats what file charges means in the first tweet maybe its just some hr shit if so fine please stop swinging chairs laddy

although it does saw law enforcement source i guess

does acab include security guards

surely the team will cough up a bag of cash to get them to not press charges that's just how this works right

💰

idk its not like theres a felony there lawsuit is prob the more likely thing they want to avoid

if you were at a cookout and some guy swung a chair celebrating getting a ringer in horseshoes and he accidentally hit two people a little bit with the chair and they called the cops would they even come idk

i support a little involuntary wealth redistribution. ant can afford it

would think itd be the team that pays but same diff

maybe theyll fine him idk

cavaliers, bucks: welcome to the nba offseason

good post-mortem of the Wolves season:

https://www.minnpost.com/sports/2023/04/greater-expectations-not-met-with-greater-results-in-entertaining-but-disappointing-season-for-wolves/

shams already on the bud beat hes done

“Mike Budenholzer’s status as Bucks head coach is very much shaky, there are questions across the organization… I’m told Budenholzer has two years and $16 million left on his contract.”

NBA Insider @ShamsCharania reports on Milwaukee following its disappointing playoff exit. pic.twitter.com/WhmEtPNR5R

— The Rally (@TheRally) April 27, 2023

$5M for each timeout he didnt use

The Rockets have "addressed the idea" of trading Jalen Green, per @JakeLFischer

Potential targets for Houston include James Harden and Khris Middleton pic.twitter.com/KThyNRpRcQ

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) April 28, 2023

i love to address an idea

thats what the offseason is all about

trading a second year high draftee is such a bad org signifier

how is he? has he been bad or are they just being weird?

hes been bad but not unpromising, i think he was the worst finisher at the rim this year, but dont worry because jabari smith was the worst above the break three shooter

its def fair to worry about him not panning out but if youre worried then so is everyone else youre not going to get much for him

what we need to do is get rid of our lottery pick with upside and swap him for 35 year old james harden.

also they can just sign harden not so sure about that story

i dont really believe that rockets source in regards to jalen tbh

what does it mean to have “addressed the idea” ? i don’t know what that phrase means

stepping to the idea of thinking about it

insert balloon gif

love the corp speak phrase tho

love to have internal discussions about future direction

sub-shams

obv it’s a dumb phrase but the intent is pretty clear—to signal that they’re serious about the harden thing

seeing a lot of KAT to the blazers talk out there the last couple days and let me be the first to say folks,

let me the second. in conclusion: nope

hahahah oh no that wouldn't be good

hawks, grizzlies: welcome to the nba offseason

griz should blow it up (trade dillon brooks)

griz were missing their center rotation in their defense but i agree they should blow it up (throw dylan brooks in the mississippi)

just blow up dillon brooks tbrr

He’s a free agent

I wonder how many other teams would even kick the tires after he's made so many enemies lately

some dumb owner will be like thats the type of guy we need

or the griz will

He may just keep a low profile now. He clearly isn’t cut out for the villain role.