2022/23 NBA REGULAR SEASON THREAD "TANKING FOR WEMBANYAMA"

he doesnt look young

thanasis’s lack of grace and weirdly misplaced alpha energy reminds me of playing pickup with football players

lol classic pickup guy

good game a nice time was had by all

Blake Griffin trying on Jaylen Brown’s mask after getting head-butted by Thanasis Antetokounmpo pic.twitter.com/V3dgEr1iz1

— Jack Simone (@JackSimoneNBA) March 31, 2023

Just realized I’d be happy with a Celtic title cos Blake griffin getting one and cp not getting one would be good

thanasis’s lack of grace and weirdly misplaced alpha energy reminds me of playing pickup with football players

Just realized I’d be happy with a Celtic title cos Blake griffin getting one and cp not getting one would be good

― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Thursday, March 30, 2023 9:53 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

extremely obscure motivation but nevertheless i support it welcome aboard

missed this but there were so many highlights of celtics players strolling to the rim unmolested i had to double check if brook lopez actually played

they were driving right at giannis too idk what was going on bucks just didnt have it

They were not playing hard

Pels kind of a must win here and w no Jokic shouldn’t have any excuse not to

nuggets are gonna struggle to break 70 this game

bucks giving up 140 after the pacers third stringers dropped 136 on them is nagl

bucks have the best defense but also have some bad defenders in their rotation interesting dynamic def some guys you can target ingles carter allen

― lag∞n, Friday, 31 March 2023 12:11 PM

carter is a bad defender??

Was gonna say that’s like all he’s known for

it has been decreed

Zions fashion choices are rough, picks the most unflattering pieces

I’d be happy with a Celtic title cos Blake griffin getting one and cp not getting one would be good

I beg to differ upon this point. blake griffin has racked up a lot of flaming asshole points in his career, even if nowhere near as many as cp3.

Bucks to me look like they’ve entered the just don’t get injured portion of the season

_I’d be happy with a Celtic title cos Blake griffin getting one and cp not getting one would be good_

I beg to differ upon this point. blake griffin has racked up a lot of flaming asshole points in his career, even if nowhere near as many as cp3.

http://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/assets/4326559/blakewater2_medium.gif

sorry but he's forever a champion in my heart

Bucks to me look like they’ve entered the just don’t get injured portion of the season

― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Thursday, March 30, 2023 9:57 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

kinda needed this one but you really wanna lock that 1 seed up

well. you know what I mean. Bucks/Celtics is going 7 and it's gonna be super stressful

that water toss was one of the funniest things ever lmao

oh man dude was killing it too

Minnesota Timberwolves center Naz Reid has suffered a broken wrist and will miss a significant period of time, sources tell me and @JonKrawczynski. Tough loss as Reid is in the midst of his best season, averaging 11.5 points and 4.9 rebounds.

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) March 31, 2023

carter is a bad defender??

― micah, Thursday, March 30, 2023 10:51 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Was gonna say that’s like all he’s known for

― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Thursday, March 30, 2023 10:54 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

idk hes small and unathletic dont think theres anyone on the celtics he can check, all their guys have at least a few inches on him, also hes known for shooting

not to mention how he works within important defensive concepts like switching

but i guess well see since hes a good shooter can handle the ball and is a good defender hell surely get a lot of playoff minutes

i dont understand why the bucks offense isnt better theyve got prob the most dominant player with the ball in the league and theyve got middleton and jrue who are both dynamic smart players and then theyve got all these shooters seems like that should be good for a top offense

The Efficiency Landscape. What Jumps Out? pic.twitter.com/lz1HpdCCZL

— Kirk Goldsberry (@kirkgoldsberry) March 31, 2023

tho obvs re that chart its their defense that been bad recently and their offense has been good, but still

mb its just cause middleton has been injured and is now healthy but idk their offense doesnt super optimized

they have such a weirdly streaky offense, one day they'll be setting records and the next they go 2/37 from 3. trouble is that happens a lot in the playoffs

all their big three have a tendency to play a little slow hold the ball and so forth mb has something to do with it

giannis is also league average in terms of shooting efficiency and he takes a lot of their shots

What Jumps Out?

In the lower left corner and arrow pointing even further left off the chart: <- To POR

nurse sick of this shit

New ESPN story: Before tonight's game here in Philadelphia, Raptors coach Nick Nurse said he's going to "take a few weeks to see where I'm at" at the conclusion of what he called "a difficult season from a number of standpoints."https://t.co/JP8mFT8nu3

— Tim Bontemps (@TimBontemps) March 31, 2023

could be some interesting openings this summmer depending how the offs shake out

celtics, nuggs, 76ers, mavs, maybe the pistons or whichever team gets wemby

he wld be good for the nuggs

gonne be a little batty when chauncey sticks around portland for year 3 lol

you can already see in this game vs the lakers how much the wolves miss naz reid. you can’t really be relying on taurean prince and jordan mclaughlin in high level playoff games. kyle anderson is their only bench guy i’d trust

i didn't realize nick nurse was 55, i had him pegged like 10 years younger than that

xpost - there's been a big flu bug going thru the Wolves locker room too I think even some who are playing like Prince and Edwards are pretty wiped out

the nuggets broadcast just showed the suns starting lineup and kevin durant’s picture was a picture of PJ tucker

lol

lol

Bro paid for Twitter Blue but not Jalen Brunson🤣 https://t.co/kBoGfrdLme

— The Strickland (@TheStrickland) March 31, 2023

lol wrecked

giannis is also league average in terms of shooting efficiency and he takes a lot of their shots

― k3vin k., Friday, March 31, 2023 2:36 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

hes +2 ts% compared to league average but is scoring at a near alltime rate, they talk about it at ~18:00 here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOQasjIcVk0

yeah i listened to that podcast, hes slightly above average efficiency and leading the league in scoring usage, and their offense is slightly above average officiency, seems to fit!

not to say hes bad on offense of course but if you look at the guys who are top 10 in usage the only guys who are helming a top 10 offense are embiid and tatum