2022/23 NBA REGULAR SEASON THREAD "TANKING FOR WEMBANYAMA"

like if i was the only jalen more or less on earth and now theres like 17 jalens in the nba like a busted 2k create a player algorithm, id probably start wearing weird shit and trying to make fetch happen too

xp

his mom combined her two brothers names, theres double digit jalens in the nba now, crazy

its a good name tbf it sounds legit like its always been there

the stuff w/ jalen's hairline/haircuts is pretty funny to me i will admit

the main fashion thing i associate w/ him was that period when all the players were wearing flower lapels? but jaylen would wear a different brooch on the *other* lapel as well... he really embodies the idea of taking one thing off before you leave the house

i can't tell if his hair is real or not

it's a well-known quin snyder quirk, he really likes to have a bo*an bogdanovic on any team he coaches

― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, March 16, 2023 3:12 PM

I actually think the Detroit bogdanovic would fit really well in the Collins spot. I have no comment on the extension

Sorry, the Hawks are the No Bogdanovics Club (they can have one)

fuckin dolan man

Owner of Madison Square Garden Had State Liquor Investigator Tailed, with @coreykilgannon https://t.co/lEXA3MiV0l

— Dana Rubinstein (@danarubinstein) March 16, 2023

a true a hole

Dillon brooks is dirty.
You didn’t need to push the guy. You already caught your fall on the table. pic.twitter.com/QAlYv1bLId

— TheyCallHerT (@Ms_Persia) March 16, 2023

ja is redeemable but not brooks

damn son

hes had enough

ESPN Sources: Charlotte Hornets owner Michael Jordan is engaged in serious talks to sell a majority stake in the franchise to a group led by Hornets minority owner Gabe Plotkin and Atlanta Hawks minority owner Rick Schnall. pic.twitter.com/jg03W25s49

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) March 16, 2023

Can someone own parts of two different teams?

i dont think so. i would guess rick would have to sell his hawks stake

dillon brooks trying to ruin canada's reputation

re: ja, i agree very much with kev's last post about the concerning pattern of behavior toward civilians in his community, and even if he has learned not much from this i hope that his actions stay under a microscope long enough for him to cool off/grow up as a result of it. he probably needs to change the people he is close to in his life though, which will be tough since he's related to some of them.

ILH should try to pool together some cash to see if we can get into the Charlotte sweepstakes.

i have ~$13 left on a visa gift card

Enter code HOOPS30 for 30% off an NBA franchise

sorry we only suspend players after they get 51'd

if we build a simple wrapper for an app that lets chatgpt spit out trade ideas we might be able to raise like 2-3 billion in capital and buy the team

okay now I am very curious if ChatGPT can compare NBA players and figure out trades

me: can you put together a working nba trade for the charlotte hornets to receive Shai Gilgeous-Alexander

chatgpt:
As an AI language model, I don't have access to the most current news and updates in the NBA, but I can still try to come up with a hypothetical trade scenario for the Charlotte Hornets to acquire Shai Gilgeous-Alexander. Here's one possible trade:

Charlotte Hornets receive:

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
Oklahoma City Thunder receive:

Terry Rozier
Cody Martin
2023 first-round pick (top-10 protected)
In this trade, the Hornets would be giving up Terry Rozier, who has been a solid contributor for them, but acquiring Shai Gilgeous-Alexander would give them a younger and more versatile guard with a higher upside. Cody Martin is a young prospect who hasn't seen much playing time, and the first-round pick is top-10 protected, so the Thunder would only receive it if the Hornets have a successful season.

On the other hand, the Thunder would be adding a proven scorer in Terry Rozier, who could help mentor their younger players, and a young prospect in Cody Martin. In addition, they would receive a protected first-round pick, which could potentially turn into a valuable asset in the future.

Of course, this is just a hypothetical trade scenario, and there are many other factors that could influence whether such a trade would actually take place.

so like does the salary and everything work on that

it does but shai can't be traded until this summer bc of his extension

the next one i tried (og anunoby to the hornets) chatgpt wanted the hornets to trade gordon hayward, malik monk, and an unprotected 2022 first. there's a couple problems here

hot tub trade machine

lol

maybe I shouldn’t be but I am actually surprised it does that poorly at it. I wonder if the dynamic, changing-from-year-to-year nature of sports rosters confuses it because there’s obviously tons of outdated info in its data sources?

Don’t let Bill Simmons catch wind of “hot tub trade machine,” he’ll do 8 hours on cross-era trades with quotes from the movie to illustrate each

"Help! I'm stuck in the Hot Tub Trade Machine!" - that's right, Anunoby, we can't believe it either

any update on wiggins?

Nope. Some nasty rumors from shady source’s yesterday but his wife shut that down on Twitter.

oh yeah about how his kids were some other guy's? that smelled like Twitter bullshit

it's wild all these sports Twitter accounts that are just devoted to making stuff up

nooooooooo not the Lad he's all I have left

Oh my god listen to The scream of Anthony Edwards on this play… pic.twitter.com/tkR82uGfVR

— Jrue Wojnarowski (@Heavenlybuckets) March 18, 2023

ugh that is not pretty

least its the ankle not the knee

hopefully it's ok

obviously the Gobert trade has been uh ...less than ideal, but man do I love Kyle Anderson, we are so lucky we picked him up

everybody loves kyle

corniest dude who ever lived

Me waiting to get cleared to play…..let the kid do what he loves 🏀 pic.twitter.com/WlDGNZ1Ctm

— Karl-Anthony Towns (@KarlTowns) March 18, 2023

lol

Julius Randle has 51 and it’s still the 3rd

The Chicago Bulls have defeated Joel Embiid for the first time in his entire NBA career.

— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) March 21, 2023

frogbs at 8:24 20 Mar 23

Julius Randle has 51 and it’s still the 3rd

^"Taurean Prince leads the Wolves to victory is not what I expected to find after reading this

Sixers passed the Celtics for a minute to seize 2nd place in the east, luckily harden went 2-14 for 5 pts in a double OT game to restore order to the universe

Looks like he's rounding into form just in time for the playoffs yet again

congratulations to the warriors for "winning on the road" (beating the houston rockets)

i can't believe how effective walker kessler is as a rookie. he was in the middle of so much stuff as the jazz beat the kings.

Giving them Rudy impact for 1/10th the price lol

good dillon content tonight

Kyrie and Dillon Brooks with an epic jersey swap.

Brooks gets Kyrie’s jersey. Kyrie completely disregards Brooks handing him his jersey.

Brooks proceeds to walk around the court with 2 jerseys in hand.

— Chase Jordan (@goatcollect) March 21, 2023

Here it is. pic.twitter.com/K9zd9aqy9N

— Chase Jordan (@goatcollect) March 21, 2023

Kyrie Irving to Dillon Brooks:

"Keep playing that dumba— defense.”

(via @DrewHill_DM) pic.twitter.com/bK6605v8rM

— Legion Hoops (@LegionHoops) March 21, 2023

Dillon Brooks received his 18TH TECH of the season for taunting Mavs bench after this dunk 😨

He could be suspended Wednesday if not rescinded pic.twitter.com/puo16oYPbp

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) March 21, 2023

Dillon Brooks said after tonight’s game that he’s a big fan of Kyrie Irving, everything he stands for and the way he used his platform. Said Kyrie is just like Kobe and Michael Jordan in playing the game at a different pace. Interesting. 🎥 @Brax_Avery pic.twitter.com/hyLldzADl4

— Kylen Mills (@KylenMills) March 21, 2023

Dillon Brooks said after tonight’s game that he’s a big fan of Kyrie Irving, everything he stands for and the way he used his platform. Said Kyrie is just like Kobe and Michael Jordan in playing the game at a different pace. Interesting. 🎥 @Brax_Avery pic.twitter.com/hyLldzADl4

— Kylen Mills (@KylenMills) March 21, 2023

congrats to Chris Finch for becoming the 2nd all time winningest Timberwolves coach with....98 wins