2022/23 NBA REGULAR SEASON THREAD "TANKING FOR WEMBANYAMA"

they should’ve named the clutch award after james harden

jerry west already has the logo when will he be satisfied

when Max Borenstein agrees to a fist fight

"clutch player" is a terrible award

even more subjective than most improved

jesus i didnt realize they did new trophies

Paying homage through the details.

An in-depth look at the intricacies and stories featured within the design of the new Michael Jordan Trophy for the #KiaMVP. pic.twitter.com/WyOXgsKVxQ

— NBA (@NBA) December 13, 2022

i fucking hate all these little references, dumb ass business guy shit

easter eggs!

The dumb part is that unless it's the Jumpman no one will look at that and think Jordan

lol yeah true

they have this shit in hockey and i can never remember what the selke or lady byng trophy are

feel like theyre more than easter eggs tho they really drive the design, its a need to understand through simple concepts, for people who dont get aesthetics, art etc

1.5" hole in the base for how many seasons he skipped due to gambling debts.

hes standing on a base that depicts isiah thomas face to represent when he blackballed him from the dream team

every one of those little easter eggs is so dumb lmaooo

there are a half dozen iconic Jordan poses they could have based this trophy on, didn't have to be jumpman. wonder if nike/jordan brand had their thumb on the scale a bit. oh,

Mark Smith, a retired VP of innovation special projects at Nike and a Jordan Brand designer, worked in creative partnership with Jordan to design the new trophy
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With the exception of the Jordan Trophy, all the new trophies were designed in collaboration with Victor Solomon,

by far the "clutchest" thing you can do as a player in the regular season is play at mvp level for the whole season

i feel more neutral about all the renamings, and who cares about the trophies, but yeah adding the clutch thing feels ridiculous. call me cynical but leaning in to this most controversial concept in sports of what it is to be clutch, is there such a thing as clutch, etc. seems calculated to just create grist for the mill of the media machine

they have this shit in hockey and i can never remember what the selke or lady byng trophy are

tbf hockey also has a championship trophy you can drink out of, which is u & k

easily the best trophy

for teams that just constantly blow other teams out their best players dont get opportunities for "clutch minutes" lol. cider otm just give it to the MVP

stanley cup should have attachments so gen z champions can smoke weed out of it

its cool how theres only one you just get to hold it for a while

stanley cup, the heisman and the green jacket are the only good trophies.

boxing title belts too

yeah belts are nice, i watched a doc about roy jones and he was talking about how the first belt he got was just some lil regional one no one even knows about but he really wanted because it was green lol

all the awards should be tiaras and the nominees stand onstage at a live event and then ernie johnson walks behind them and playfully holds the tiara over each nominee's head and whoever gets the most cheers wins

sold

i feel more neutral about all the renamings,

― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, December 13, 2022 12:19 PM (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i think the naming of the trophies is fine actually. just a way to honor some of the ogs and keep their names in peoples minds.

the clutch award is so lame lmao really catering to the braindead discourse, sad

they shouldve added a second dpoy for perimeter players

the clutch award is so lame lmao really catering to the braindead discourse, sad

― k3vin k., Tuesday, December 13, 2022 1:05 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

otm, gonna be so much lame analytics vs true hooper discourse

they should decide it based totally on a dumb stat that gives it to a random lame guy on a bad team every year

it's funny making all this fuss about naming the trophies when the main award itself is still the KIA MVP AWARD

stanley cup, the heisman and the green jacket are the only good trophies.

this weekend we will again get to lol at how the world cup trophy is like the size of my forearm

and its not even a cup, get it together world

it really should be the most grand of trophies

itd be hard to beat the stanley cup but youve got to at least try

stanley > world

NBA announces new Got That Dog In Him Trophy

— Dana (@greatdane92) December 13, 2022

that would be a great award actually

the MTV NBA awards

The Mark Jackson "Momma, There Goes That Man" Award

winner: damian lillard

they got the pepsi logo firm for these

Got That Dog in Him should at least be an annual ILH poll

that feels like more of a game-level thing than a season-level thing to me

zion just did a big dunk on walker kessler

Zion Williamson dunking on Walker Kessler 😱pic.twitter.com/wXCoO4Vc9D

— 𝙏𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣’ 𝙉𝘽𝘼 (@_Talkin_NBA) December 14, 2022

wow two hands

it was like kessler who is top ten in blocks was not there

where's the Best Dunker award