2022/23 NBA REGULAR SEASON THREAD "TANKING FOR WEMBANYAMA"

that feeling when you show everyone your weird basketball shaped dick

i would never

I've done this several times and it's never ended well

get in the paint

being weird for the media, in a big purple sweater

― lag∞n, Tuesday, October 25, 2022 6:52 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

ah yes noted workout warrior karl anthony towns will impart his wisdom

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, October 25, 2022 7:00 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

i like when he says "you know that old cliche... it falls on you" cuz it's classic weird guy behavior to say "you know that old cliche" about a phrase nobody says

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, October 25, 2022 7:26 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

i lol'd at all this

nothing better a crazy flurry of buckets

ANFERNEE SIMONS 🔥🐜
Caught fire in the 3rd quarter & the Blazers are 4-0!

22 POINTS
6/7 THREES
IN 6 MINUTES

Dame: "It was crazy, like he's blowing the roof off this place.”pic.twitter.com/dY7nOViBoK

— Ballislife.com (@Ballislife) October 25, 2022

glorious

in the best of all blazer worlds, dame will finally be able to dirk this team into a title.

something i wasn’t aware of until i heard about it on a podcast is that simons was one of the best catch and shoot 3 pt shooters in the league last year

Love to see a player get hot and everybody just start feeding him/screening for him.

nice that he hit the heat check at the end too

Report: Jazz were willing to trade Bojan Bogdanovic, Mike Conley, Rudy Gay and 1st-round pick to Lakers for Russell Westbrook and 2 1st-round picks https://t.co/K7amL5oJaZ

— NBACentral (@TheNBACentral) October 25, 2022

wait they still have first round picks this decade

that sounds like something the lakers should consider

they have 2027 and 2029 baby!

bron’s a bad guy to have on your team bc he is the worst gm

that's interesting. if the lakers didn't want to do that deal i question their desire to make any trade this year. or their understanding of what the market is for two first round picks that can't be used for 4 years

maybe the distancing is happening

Lakers are listing Russell Westbrook (hamstring) as doubtful to play Wednesday vs. Nuggets.

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) October 25, 2022

look if he’s going to get injured from sitting in a metal folding chair might as well call it now

lol how did the refs and the official nba account miss this

Jordan Poole is so smooth with it. pic.twitter.com/A1Bj6KsNeU

— NBA (@NBA) October 26, 2022

mikal bridges doing a lot

klay's first career ejection

Suns look like they did 2 years ago

getting an australian backup center named jock for cash looking like a solid deal for them

jock was good in sa last year in limited minutes, was the aussie league mvp the year before that. he can "shoot the piss" out of the ball (landale 2021).

klay was HOT lol

"They have 4 rings. Repeated over and over. And they do. And they do."

Devin Booker talks about Klay Thompson's trash-talking and how much respect he has for him after Klay's first career ejection. pic.twitter.com/QpJk3OVW7C

— Ballislife.com (@Ballislife) October 26, 2022

not a natural shit talker lol

booker you can just tell its in his nature and baked in his inner core

So the vibes sound bad

Latest Wolves: Last night's embarrassing blowout was just an expansion, not an outlier, of a season pockmarked by arrogance and indolence. https://t.co/wY9Mf6FjqV

— brittrobson (@brittrobson) October 25, 2022

wow strong language lol

it's pretty shocking that a team led by a guy who called himself the greatest shooting big man of all time after winning the three point contest has an air of unearned arrogance about it

also theyve got the guy who started the corona virus which is a pretty big deal

I love Britt Robson so much, great Timberwolves writer who has literally covered every season of the team

his once a week appearance on the dane moore show is a great nba podcast

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dane-moore-nba-podcast/id1399177286

he also writes about music, jazz mostly

the greatest shooting big man of all time

Nonsense. Dirk was a seven-footer.

don't take it up with me, aimless. try DMing KAT himself https://www.instagram.com/karltowns

I know you were only quoting it disapprovingly.

Chris Paul is never gonna miss an opportunity to mock a ref 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/OmghCLhkUs

— Tony Clements (@TonyCMKE) October 26, 2022

eyes emoji

im completely sure it's a coincidence Rozier and Westbrook are both out the same night. https://t.co/mHMb3G0ZSB

— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) October 26, 2022

hmm terry would be nice for them, they need more tho

pretty much any moves available to them at this point arent getting them to a top 6 seed

sad

yeah, he's a high end version of the random offensive guard they've been trying to find for a couple years

im sure gordon would be a part of any hornets deal too

he used to be a good midrange guy

6 years ago today, Untamed Russell Westbrook torched 76ers on opening night with 32 PTS, 12 REBS x 9 ASTS. Showcasing a smooth midrange jumper 😭 pic.twitter.com/0D1IACQO7V

— FreeDawkins.com (@DawkinsMTA) October 26, 2022

according to bkref he's shooting 50% from 16-23ft, he's hovered in the high 30s basically his whole career

lol damn thought it was better than that! had to check myself thinking maybe it was like that 10 foot elbow shot he was good at... but 39% from 10-16 lol

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FgAG4XOXkAAuUPU?format=jpg&name=900x900

Is that a shop?!

truly a mickey mouse franchise