The 2022 National Basketball Association (NBA) Playoffs Thread

KemVpon Looney.

Magic Looney

not really xp the jersey as illustrated is basically against the laws of physics or at least pieces of it would flop around

i have not put photoshop on my new computer yet or i would be going deep on this

this is a blood bath

Wiggins was the best player on the floor tonight

28 points up and 5 minutes left, will Kerr put the subs in now?

stupid not to

wonder if Luka was hung over

Apparently that pic was not from today fyi

the heck is going on down there

https://i.imgur.com/lJ1tndR.jpg

the celtics have invented a new type of sars to get

larry bird flu

lol

starting a new conspiracy that jordan's flu game was actually covid

covid 97

i think you could get kyrie to sign on, talk about it on a twitch stream

oh definitely

smh white got the baby flu now

Breaking News: Derrick White will be OUT tonight for the Boston Celtics.

He is on his way back to Boston for the birth of his child. #Celtics

— GRD 🍀 (@CelticsGRD) May 19, 2022

😬

good for him

ah i misread that, lagoon’s roast threw me. i thought he had covid AND was heading home to see his baby get born

in general basketball is a lot more accommodating of this kind of thing than baseball imo. if this was baseball derrick white would be hounded by fans and AM radio for years for being soft etc

baseball is so unjustified in being such shitheads, i mean i could see if it was football

it’s crazy, there’s just zero human sympathy in MLB. somebody sprains a wrist and fans are like “get this bum outta here, what’s his problem, always hurt, he’s soft.” i mean you get a tiny bit of that in basketball but it’s you might say a whole different ballgame

the crack of the bat. the scent of a verdant field. The excitement of the crowd. These are the things that piss base ball fans off the most

— wint (@dril) June 19, 2018

lmao exactly

before he become a right wing grift practitioner ethan strauss wrote a good piece about covering baseball as someone who had only done the nba beat. one of his observations was that baseball players show up to the park insanely early. like 12 pm for a 7 pm game. and they just like…. hang out all day.

the point being baseball players are already experts at avoiding their families.

oh shit!

Celtics say Al Horford is available for Game 2.

— Chris Forsberg (@ChrisForsberg_) May 19, 2022

good

Welcome back, big al

good karma for d white going to his kids birth

*celtics reviewing film of game one* what if all these misses were makes

having the guys (marcus and al) back seems to be helping

better to have your starters i always say

hopefully the celtics have enough cushion to survive the 3rd quarter

where the fuck are Miami's fans right now. this looks like a preseason game.

isn't that their widely noted Whole Deal?

yeah their gimmick is the fans are invisible

because heat is invisible, you see, unlike a celtic or a laker

no one knows what a laker is but its obvious you can see them probably down by the lake

every summer thousands of starry-eyed youths get off the bus in hollywood california with a suitcase, a dream, and one question: where do i find the lakers

thats when they get stuck in the tar pits

I'm starting to fancy the idea of a Warriors-Celtics NBA Finals. It's relatable and would likely be more fun to watch than any matchup that included the Mavs or Heat.

lil kid on the miami fan cam did a series of hand signals peace sign and so forth including the finger

remembering the "good job good effort" Miami kid. it sucks we all picked on him. he was a good kid.

we would all be lucky to have a friend like the good job good effort kid

nothing about marcus smart really makes any sense so of course he returned from a severe foot injury, shot it kind of badly, played too many minutes, and had a monster game and was their second-best payer.

classic marcus game

wow that was 10 years ago the good job good effort kid is in college now how cruel is time

you wanna know something crazy the infamous confused Jaguars fan from this gif

https://media4.giphy.com/media/13bdZafj52a5qM/giphy.gif

was in the same class as the Columbine shooters. there's a class photo with them. idk why but I got the spins when I heard that