https://www.insider.com/gorillas-afraid-of-shaq-miami-zoo-ron-magill-2022-2
"True story," Shaq said. "I've been to every zoo in the world, and every time I go to the gorilla section, they look at me like, 'Hey man, where your fur at?' For real. For real. That's how they look at me. They also look at me like, 'What am I doing in here and you out there?' And they always go crazy when they see me."
― DJI, Monday, 7 February 2022 18:00 (four years ago)
'What am I doing in here and you out there?'
gorillas otm
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 7 February 2022 18:10 (four years ago)
lmao
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 February 2022 18:44 (four years ago)
fighting a gorilla sounds like something shaq would think he could actually do
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 February 2022 19:05 (four years ago)
Why am I just now seeing this for the first time LMAOOOOOOOOOO pic.twitter.com/Ihlgxt1T0R— BGN (@BullsGotNext) February 8, 2022
― Spottie, Tuesday, 8 February 2022 21:40 (four years ago)
High as hell courtside to watch Embiid and Book with a garbage bag full of popcorn. Living the fuckin dream https://t.co/2Ew8xTJSZS— ✨🦦America Is Musty🦦✨ (@DragonflyJonez) February 9, 2022
― Heez, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 16:49 (four years ago)
My man.
― removing bookmarks never felt so good (PBKR), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 16:54 (four years ago)
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 17:18 (four years ago)
Dude is COOKED hah
― Spottie, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 17:22 (four years ago)
Cameron Payne came on @LateNightLakers twitter spaces and started talking CRAZY about the Lakers 👀👀👀(Via @the6foot5) pic.twitter.com/aosDS8g7eM— Piñata Farms 🪅 (@pinatafarms) February 10, 2022
― Spottie, Thursday, 10 February 2022 16:05 (four years ago)
this is a recorded space haaa
― lag∞n, Thursday, 10 February 2022 16:51 (four years ago)
oh uhhh "we respect the lakers"
― Spottie, Thursday, 10 February 2022 16:56 (four years ago)
we respect everyone
― lag∞n, Thursday, 10 February 2022 17:02 (four years ago)
twitter is perfect no notes pic.twitter.com/oz5d6iqv3D— claire de lune (@ClaireMPLS) February 10, 2022
― Spottie, Thursday, 10 February 2022 23:44 (four years ago)
haa
― lag∞n, Thursday, 10 February 2022 23:54 (four years ago)
Ben Simmons Game 7 of the ECF:pic.twitter.com/2G1fbVAeV5— BGN (@BGN_5) February 11, 2022
― frogbs, Friday, 11 February 2022 17:26 (four years ago)
lmao good stuff
― lag∞n, Friday, 11 February 2022 18:22 (four years ago)
nash and patty
― lag∞n, Friday, 11 February 2022 18:25 (four years ago)
omg, that shot of Patty Mills.
― removing bookmarks never felt so good (PBKR), Friday, 11 February 2022 18:26 (four years ago)
xp
Russell Westbrook said he felt discomfort in his back against Milwaukee, and adds that part of the issue is that he's not accustomed "to sitting down for long stretches".— Kyle Goon (@kylegoon) February 11, 2022
― lag∞n, Friday, 11 February 2022 22:11 (four years ago)
― Spottie, Friday, 11 February 2022 22:14 (four years ago)
*Chefs kiss*
― removing bookmarks never felt so good (PBKR), Friday, 11 February 2022 23:30 (four years ago)
i dont doubt that russ spends all his spare time at home pacing around
― Spottie, Saturday, 12 February 2022 00:13 (four years ago)
hah i love that russ has hated the media his whole career and now its only the media who have time for him
― micah, Saturday, 12 February 2022 01:04 (four years ago)
PAUL REED AU DUNK CONTEST 😤😤😤pic.twitter.com/gtNb92xil2— TrashTalk (@TrashTalk_fr) February 12, 2022
― removing bookmarks never felt so good (PBKR), Saturday, 12 February 2022 18:43 (four years ago)
in the replies they’re talking about how many steps he took and i think it might actually be six
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 12 February 2022 18:50 (four years ago)
its actually only one after the gather tho
― Spottie, Saturday, 12 February 2022 18:58 (four years ago)
The way he almost accidentally kills that guy and then just jumps up jogs away 'cause he knows he screwed up.
― removing bookmarks never felt so good (PBKR), Saturday, 12 February 2022 19:25 (four years ago)
lol Spottie i hear you but his 'gather' was like a quarter of the floor!
― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 13 February 2022 13:53 (four years ago)
long strides are not illegal!
― class project pat (m bison), Sunday, 13 February 2022 15:53 (four years ago)
thats just his crab dribble
― lag∞n, Sunday, 13 February 2022 15:58 (four years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMh8j2nKf8I
― Spottie, Monday, 14 February 2022 18:05 (four years ago)
he's a good sport!
― symsymsym, Monday, 14 February 2022 18:31 (four years ago)
#Cavs head coach J.B. Bickerstaff said that Jarrett Allen was unable to pause Pokemon Legends: Arceus so that’s what led to a quick conversation about him being named to the All-Star team.Allen seemed to appreciate the message and went back to playing.— Evan Dammarell (@AmNotEvan) February 15, 2022
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 February 2022 23:47 (four years ago)
― Spottie, Tuesday, 15 February 2022 23:51 (four years ago)
my man
― class project pat (m bison), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 00:50 (four years ago)
THATS NOT AN AIR GUITAR 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/H8zSSVdyKI— JT (@RealJtHolmes) February 16, 2022
― Spottie, Wednesday, 16 February 2022 16:14 (four years ago)
lmao nice
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 16 February 2022 16:24 (four years ago)
why are so many retired players complete dumbasses?
Tracy McGrady says Giannis Antetokounmpo would’ve ‘struggled’ in his era“If you can’t shoot, it’s gonna be hard. And Giannis’ game is predicated on coming downhill. ... It would have been tough for him to be who he is today, back then.” https://t.co/RCaMfyd5eu— NBA Central (@TheNBACentral) February 17, 2022
― Spottie, Thursday, 17 February 2022 20:44 (four years ago)
Because they’re haters
― Heez, Thursday, 17 February 2022 21:08 (four years ago)
aging is tough on the ego
― mookieproof, Thursday, 17 February 2022 21:25 (four years ago)
obvs theyre all super competitive guys and whatnot but it would be refreshing to see one of them admit that players are just flat out better now
― lag∞n, Thursday, 17 February 2022 21:37 (four years ago)
thats just how cumulative improvement works
― lag∞n, Thursday, 17 February 2022 21:38 (four years ago)
i think iverson has been generous with his praise. cant really think of too many others...
― Spottie, Thursday, 17 February 2022 21:47 (four years ago)
It's just so obvious that anyone decent in today's NBA would be elite at any point >20 yrs ago or so
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 17 February 2022 21:57 (four years ago)
iverson seems like the platonic ideal for what a retired baller should be: high as fuck, riding his positivity, rich, getting fat and mostly happy
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 February 2022 22:02 (four years ago)
there's a steve kerr interview on this subject that I've always enjoyed
― symsymsym, Thursday, 17 February 2022 22:13 (four years ago)
“They’re all right. They would all kill us. The game gets worse as time goes on,” Kerr joked, according to the Bay Area News Group’s Jimmy Durkin. “Players are less talented than they used to be. The guys in the ‘50s would’ve destroyed everybody. It’s weird how human evolution goes in reverse in sports. Players get weaker, smaller, less skilled. I don’t know. I can’t explain it.”
https://www.sbnation.com/2017/6/9/15771784/steve-kerr-warriors-vs-legends-nba-can-warriors-beat-legends
― symsymsym, Thursday, 17 February 2022 22:14 (four years ago)
seems like they could just ask, say, lebron or Chris Paul, guys who played in both eras
― Clay, Thursday, 17 February 2022 23:39 (four years ago)