nba playoffs aka the 'offs (which includes the 'ins) 2021

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he wound up and then hit payne in the head

micah, Monday, 14 June 2021 01:51 (two years ago) link

the nurk's dad story is one of the great pieces of nba apocrypha

Clay, Monday, 14 June 2021 01:51 (two years ago) link

You don’t wind up to strip the ball in basketball

Heez, Monday, 14 June 2021 01:51 (two years ago) link

Not like that at least

Heez, Monday, 14 June 2021 01:52 (two years ago) link

the wind up was i'm gonna hit whatever's in front of me possibly including the ball as well as this point guard who has the skeletal structure of a small bird

call all destroyer, Monday, 14 June 2021 01:52 (two years ago) link

yeah suspect the refs came to the conclusion that he was not actually making a basketball play

lag∞n, Monday, 14 June 2021 01:53 (two years ago) link

https://lasueur.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/pere-Jusuf-Nurkic-The-Bosnian-Beast.png

pictured: normal humans, nurk's dad

Clay, Monday, 14 June 2021 01:53 (two years ago) link

i did hear that iggy swipes dowm

micah, Monday, 14 June 2021 01:53 (two years ago) link

If you make 3 stooges sounds during wind up, it is ok

butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 14 June 2021 01:53 (two years ago) link

You don’t wind up to strip the ball in basketball


Lol ok

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 14 June 2021 01:53 (two years ago) link

the wind up was i'm gonna hit whatever's in front of me possibly including the ball as well as this point guard who has the skeletal structure of a small bird


It was a flagrant 1, we all know it was a flagrant 1 what are we doing

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 14 June 2021 01:54 (two years ago) link

i agree

butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 14 June 2021 01:55 (two years ago) link

I mean if you can’t tell that he was pissed and had literally no care if he broke Cam’s nose then I don’t know what to tell you

Heez, Monday, 14 June 2021 01:55 (two years ago) link

Squarely hitting the basketball at the end also helps

butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 14 June 2021 01:56 (two years ago) link

You don’t wind up to strip the ball in basketball

Exactly. There's a dude I hoop with who winds up to block a shot EVERY TIME and I've had to descalate shit 20 or more times because yeah guys tend not to appreciate that. He just doesn't know any better but Jokic for goddamn sure does.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 14 June 2021 01:56 (two years ago) link

i probably would have called it a flagrant 1 but if you commit a flagrant 1 you're opening yourself to the possibility that some important people think you've committed a flagrant 2

call all destroyer, Monday, 14 June 2021 01:56 (two years ago) link

pictured: normal humans, nurk's dad

― Clay, Sunday, June 13, 2021 9:53 PM (twenty-one seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

7 foot tall 400 pound bosnian cop, not someone i want to meet!

lag∞n, Monday, 14 June 2021 01:56 (two years ago) link

If lebron did it it was a flagrant 1. Everyone else that’s a flagrant 2

Spottie, Monday, 14 June 2021 01:56 (two years ago) link

If lebron did it it was a flagrant 1. Everyone else that’s a flagrant 2

Spottie, Monday, 14 June 2021 01:57 (two years ago) link

They kick ppl out of games for this type of thing all the time. Cutting dudes legs when they’re dunking, getting under guys when they’re shooting. It’s not the result it’s the fact that you could have really badly hurt someone

Heez, Monday, 14 June 2021 01:57 (two years ago) link

xp self but it was a bad foul with bad intent committed on a guy's face and there should be consequences for that

call all destroyer, Monday, 14 June 2021 01:57 (two years ago) link

a dude jokic's size winding up in that amount of time and space while losing by ten in a sweep game is going to be judged harsher than most dudes and rightfully so

Clay, Monday, 14 June 2021 01:57 (two years ago) link

Like seriously Matt your take here is so bad that I wonder if you've ever hooped and now I can't ever take anything you say about bball seriously

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 14 June 2021 01:57 (two years ago) link

Eh he’s just being a homer. Respect

Heez, Monday, 14 June 2021 01:58 (two years ago) link

Hoping this ends up with a suns sweep now

Spottie, Monday, 14 June 2021 01:59 (two years ago) link

that's a Chunky pic.twitter.com/a2uBqiLwKj

— I Think You Should League Pass (@nbaleave) June 14, 2021

Fetchboy, Monday, 14 June 2021 02:00 (two years ago) link

"Don't wind up" is the advice you get in 5th grade when you block a shot cleanly and still get called for a foul. It's not a sacred hoops rule about being ejected.

butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 14 June 2021 02:02 (two years ago) link

Twitter seems to be very split on the call

Spottie, Monday, 14 June 2021 02:02 (two years ago) link

looked up jokic's brothers and they're straight up pre-rendered gta 4 characters

Clay, Monday, 14 June 2021 02:03 (two years ago) link

xxp i don't know what that means? the guy in the officiating center in seacaucus that they interview cited windup, contact, and follow-through as the reasons for the call.

call all destroyer, Monday, 14 June 2021 02:04 (two years ago) link

Yeah none of that makes sense. There was wind up and follow through with a hand that hit the ball

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 14 June 2021 02:05 (two years ago) link

Jokic's dad was an ag engineer and his brothers also tried to play pro basketball. This shit about them being scary feels obviously nagl.

butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 14 June 2021 02:07 (two years ago) link

imho it was a borderline call, i wouldve liked to see them leave jokic in cause of the situation, but its def not any sort of out of the question to call that a 2, that was for sure a dangerous non basketball play

lag∞n, Monday, 14 June 2021 02:07 (two years ago) link

how can a non basketball play involve so much basketball?

butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 14 June 2021 02:09 (two years ago) link

Yeah none of that makes sense. There was wind up and follow through with a hand that hit the ball

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, June 13, 2021 10:05 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

it makes sense to.....the people that oversee officiating

call all destroyer, Monday, 14 June 2021 02:10 (two years ago) link

To echo granny, I’ve totally felt the way Jokic felt when he did that and it’s not that you’re trying to hurt the guy but you could really give a shit if you do

Heez, Monday, 14 June 2021 02:10 (two years ago) link

Been on the other end of it too

Heez, Monday, 14 June 2021 02:10 (two years ago) link

Personally I think nba officials make bad calls a lot

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 14 June 2021 02:10 (two years ago) link

how can a non basketball play involve so much basketball?

― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, June 13, 2021 10:09 PM (twenty seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

i guess thatll just have to be a koan for you

lag∞n, Monday, 14 June 2021 02:11 (two years ago) link

guys the point is that the ends don't justify the means

call all destroyer, Monday, 14 June 2021 02:11 (two years ago) link

they certainly tell you something about intention

butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 14 June 2021 02:12 (two years ago) link

maybe... he wasnt actually trying to make a play on the ball

lag∞n, Monday, 14 June 2021 02:12 (two years ago) link

could be one explanation for why it didnt look like a normal basketball play

lag∞n, Monday, 14 June 2021 02:13 (two years ago) link

they certainly tell you something about intention

― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, June 13, 2021 10:12 PM (seventeen seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

watch it again and tell me he was worried at all about what he was going to hit on the way down

call all destroyer, Monday, 14 June 2021 02:13 (two years ago) link

Well coming from a guy who apparently thinks a windup is part of stripping a ball, I don't think NBA refs gonna lose much sleep over what Matt thinks of them

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 14 June 2021 02:13 (two years ago) link

*personally* i think he was trying to get the forearm

call all destroyer, Monday, 14 June 2021 02:14 (two years ago) link

if the nuggets pulled this out and jokic gets suspended for game 5 ....

Clay, Monday, 14 June 2021 02:14 (two years ago) link

it was so obviously a frustration foul and he did it in a dangerous manner not too complicated

lag∞n, Monday, 14 June 2021 02:15 (two years ago) link

It's not a sacred hoops rule about being ejected.

It's one of the main things ref are trained to look for when deciding flagrants

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 14 June 2021 02:15 (two years ago) link

and yeah likely didnt even mean to his paynes face, but also didnt really care

lag∞n, Monday, 14 June 2021 02:15 (two years ago) link


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