nba playoffs aka the 'offs (which includes the 'ins) 2021

clippers just killing porzingis

he for real cannot move his feet, batum took him off the dribble and you could immediately see carlisle call for cauley stein

smh they need to give him the play in game too

Youngest Players with a 50-Point Playoff Game

NBA Postseason History (Years-Days)

1967 Rick Barry (23-21)
1986 Michael Jordan (23-62)
2021 Jayson Tatum* (23-86)
2020 Jamal Murray (23-182)
2020 Jamal Murray (23-189)

*Friday Night pic.twitter.com/0BYiBIUL5I

— Kirk Goldsberry (@kirkgoldsberry) May 29, 2021

as usual for the celtics, good things happen when jayson tatum scores 50

having a guy score 50 is good, recommended

damn i already forgot about those jamal murray games but tbf the bubble was a fever dream

he was out of his mind that series

i'm not sure why they are so baffled by this cauley-stein shove, it's a pretty standard cheap shot

zubac is really playing well

zubac has been great. WCS is too skinny for him

the clippers haven’t been able to pull away tho, rando mavs continuing to make enough shots

yeah feels like they should be up more

Dallas has had a really bad stretch

steve ballmer should ask himself, 'am I getting my money's worth?'

clippers are not playing like this is a must win game

that's the clippers way

the celtics were running everywhere scrapping and screaming thats what you have to do

Clippers always talking and taunting like they’ve done anything

a serious bad vibes team

lol morris getting a tech for making finger guns at the mavs bench

It takes kawhi and pg shooting 90% to beat this mavs team apparently

i think they should consider trying harder

Why is Luka bad at FTs

seems like he kind catapults it up there too hard

Looks like Mavs outside of Luka might've run out of juice; ever since that first quarter explosion they've been dominated this game. People were clowning Ty Lue for his post-game comments but he was 100% right; Mavs roleplayers were never gonna stay 50% from 3 nuclear for a whole series. If Zingus is gonna continue to be a complete no-show no reason why Clips won't come back; Kawhi and Leonard playing as well as they ever have on offense right now.

Kawhi and PG* lol

i’ve never seen anyone play at the speed he plays at. he almost strolls down the lane

mavs dont have a lot of defensive talent either

luka hurt his shoulder

zinger felt like the primary reason why the mavs lost that game. the clippers went small and stretched the mavs D too thin meanwhile they were sticking anyone than half a foot shorter than zinger on him and he couldn’t do anything. his shot was way off

Porzingis is trending towards being an average NBA player, which is tough scenes for the Mavericks in general

3 more years at $30m+ yikes

RIP Mark Eaton.. only 64

damn rip big man

Want to impress elementary school me? Block a dunk attempt without even leaving your feet.

Mark Eaton did. pic.twitter.com/IVZ5NZU5uN

— Pro Hoops History (@ProHoopsHistory) May 29, 2021

its not so much the blocking but the just casually catching the ball

wow if only twitter could block rex chapman like that today

lmao

lol

This mf so dirty bro☠️ pic.twitter.com/bR8o3TeiET

— ً (@sxnnyjay) May 29, 2021

wow lol

Is will Barton secretly retired

Saddest sight on pre-game was a fan walking in with a Hachimura jersey.

Philly not missing a single shot

Not a good day of hoops thus far

the mark eaton news is such a bummer. memorable player and it seems like he had a particularly vibrant life post-basketball. i never knew this about him:

The 7-foot-4 big man was known as one of the NBA’s great defensive presences with perhaps the league’s greatest origin story. Eaton was spotted by a junior college assistant basketball coach driving by the Marc C. Bloome Tire Store in Orange County, California, while working as an auto mechanic. Eaton was two feet taller than his customers.

“I was making $20,000 a year and I didn’t see any point in giving that up to go to college,” Eaton recalled.

Eventually, Eaton was persuaded to give junior college basketball a shot; he could continue his mechanic job during the day and take classes and star in hoops games at night at the junior college, Cypress. UCLA came calling, and offered Eaton a scholarship to transfer, but Eaton played extremely sparingly — hence waiting to hear his name called until the fourth round of the 1982 NBA Draft, despite his height.

eaton’s career was winding down just as I was getting into hoops so he was sorta one of the first myths of basketball to me: my dad spoke of him as monstrously tall and able to pull any shot out of the air no matter how high you shot it, etc. this is probably around the time we were being taught talk tales of the west in school so he’s really mixed up in my mind with paul bunyan and that kind of thing, and it seems impossible for such a man to die let alone that he ever really lived

*tall tales obv

incredible trash talk battle going on between mike conley and dillon brooks right now. brooks scored on gobert and ran down the floor jawing in conley’s face while denying him the ball & then conley immediately hit a step back three and was right in brooks face the entire time down the floor

i love that clay, i remember getting into basketball cards and early in that phase i got an eaton card with a picture of this giant on it and i was like so....this is the type of man that plays basketball i guess.

lol I have probably been disappointed with most depictions of Thor because they do not resemble mark eaton

otm rip mark eaton