part two of the nba 2020-21 anything but regular season

Udonis Haslem per-36 stats this season:

48.0 PPG
12.0 RPG
100.0 FG%

He’s averaging 1 fight per minute this season. pic.twitter.com/KEpokh76of

— StatMuse (@statmuse) May 14, 2021

there is also some wink-wink stuff with continuing to pay him for taking less during the heatles years, no? am i right about that?

Dwyane Wade gave up $1.5 million of his annual salary to help the Miami Heat make room for Udonis Haslem in 2010, while LeBron James and Chris Bosh each gave up $1 million, according Brian Windhorst of ESPN.

The Heat notably signed James, Wade and Bosh that offseason to help build a team that went onto win two NBA titles and reach the Finals in four straight seasons. However, each sacrificed salary to help build depth on the roster.

The three superstars first agreed to take $1 million less than the max salary to bring in sharpshooter Mike Miller. They then took another hit to keep Haslem, who reportedly had offers of $34 million over five years with both the Denver Nuggets and Dallas Mavericks but accepted a five-year, $20.3 million deal from the Heat.

thanks! and i fully support keeping him on-roster because it's funny and clearly works for them.

udonis haslem just checked into a game for the first time all season, scored 4 points on 2-2 shooting and got ejected for shoving dwight howard in the face with his finger. iconic.

― J0rdan S., Thursday, May 13, 2021 8:24 PM (thirty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I went to UGA and used to go to games when Haslem was at Florida. I remember onetime during pregame shoot around, some dawgs fan was yelling at him and he wailed the dude with a basketball. iconic

― Heez, Thursday, May 13, 2021 8:30 PM (twenty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol respect

the thing i dont understand with haslem is every other team just gives guys like him assistant coaching jobs

right, lol. i guess it's a way of not taking away from the coaching staff?

herro came back from injury 4 games ago and looks like a different player

most assistant coaches couldn't check into a game and go 2-2 tho

giannis always looks like a lil kid hamming it up when hes mean mugging

Sheesh, Giannis 😤pic.twitter.com/omM6UAAQq9

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) May 14, 2021

herro came back from injury 4 games ago and looks like a different player

he is jumping noticeably higher on his jump shot despite allegedly nursing a bad foot.....

udonis, from one 1980-born thought leader to another: bless you

NEWS: No. 1 analyst Chris Webber and TNT have parted ways on the eve the NBA playoffs, The Post has learned. https://t.co/an1jJR972j

— Andrew Marchand (@AndrewMarchand) May 14, 2021

hmm. ah well

weird timing

apparently means more games for grant hill and jim jackson which would def be an upgrade

guys really do not like dwight howard...

hes very annoying

dwayne deadmon the second heat center to get t'd up for going at dwight tonight

reggie notes that diwght howard has "championship-like DNA" which is interesting phrasing

kinda funny after the dwight redemption arc where he humbled himself and became a good teammate hes leading the league in techs and everyone still hates him

yeah he just turned into a hockey goon because he doesn't know how to do anything like a normal person.

and he doesn't even get credit for full championship DNA

not watching the game but embiid has 6 points and two rebounds at the end of the 3rd huh

sixers starters never really got engaged and doc has played long stretches with an all bench line up out there

first quarter was 38-22 heat, not much to play for after that

if a 7 seed loses the play-in tournament do they get in the lottery? asking for a friend

yes it is possible for the 7 to lose out into the lottery

i was also pondering this possibility for no reason

i hope jimmy butler does something fun in media after he's done playing. one of the sharpest guys out there and i think he'd be a straight shooter.

funny too

yeah he seems very self-aware and gets the humor of the whole thing

he should have a show where he takes guys fishing and then does brutal pranks miles from shore

not sure that concept is sustainable

u just need a lil imagination

thanks y'all for the well wishes. ive told the mrs that nba basketball doesnt count towards screen time.

man dame vs cp3 is such a classic matchup

https://reallifeglobal.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/nervous-english-300x300.jpg

beat utah and phx back to back on the road in the reg season crunch would be pretty sick

helluva bail out call jeez

an absolute carnival of errors

christ this is tense.

prrrrretty insane decision by stotts to challenge that foul and lose his last timeout

blazers deserve that loss for dame's incomprehensible possession that started with 15 or 20 secs left and for stotts' challenge fuckup xp

that game really got me ready for playoff dame. the man is a superhero

Excited to see what Booker will look like in the offs

man we’re dangerously close to clippers-lakers first round

Udonis is the last active NBA player to be older than me

suns-blazers first round series would be pretty sick