Uniforms—Logos—Court Designs—Socks—Sneakers—Headbands—Mouthguards

uh i kinda like that chicago one? i dont think itll translate well on tv, and that "no little plans" thing in the corner is corny. but the typeface is cool.

The Wizards arm reaching towards the ball has me struggling to figure out what the other body parts are that make up the "dc"

omg, I was so distracted by the arm I didn't even notice the flag.

that's not a "dc" it's actually a ding dong with a hand for a glans and two c's as in C deez nuts

lol, i was literally writing that exact post until i saw yours

lmao

orwellian

Oakland is and will always be a part of our team’s identity.

“Oakland Forever," presented by @Rakuten, is a nod to the We Believe era and its turning point in Oakland’s basketball history.

To honor the Town, we partnered with Nike to put a spin on these classic uniforms. pic.twitter.com/d7nUAJLbzM

— Golden State Warriors (@warriors) November 2, 2020

jordan otm:

the warriors ones are ok but look like unlicensed knock offs

― J0rdan S., Friday, October 30, 2020 3:10 PM (three days ago) bookmarkflaglink

marcus thompson thought the same

At first glance, the Warriors’ newest jersey provokes knock-off vibes. If you were around during the “We Believe” era, you saw all kinds of unofficial swag mimicking the Warriors’ lightning bolt design. Seeing a version that reads OAKLAND looks like a concoction from a creative street vendor who wanted to target a more specific audience than the entire Bay Area, and you could buy it on the BART ramp walking to the game.

The NBA G League will allow its teams to add a name/logo on the neckline of game jerseys with a sponsor, charitable or public service initiative to add revenue opportunities, sources tell @TheAthleticNBA @Stadium.

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) November 9, 2020

ew

Kuz’s first co-designed Puma shoe. 👀👀

The All-Pro Kuzma Mid was designed by @KyleKuzma with RHUDE founder @Rhuigi, and drops Nov 27. pic.twitter.com/u1N2UwliiF

— Nick DePaula (@NickDePaula) November 9, 2020

wrestling shoes

dont see a lot of full hightops these days

The @sixers reveal their 2020-21 City Editions jerseys 👀@ZachLowe_NBA talks with Ben Simmons and Iverson about the new threads.

ESPN+:https://t.co/ltb6IdjIvl pic.twitter.com/4YKLuh4RzR

— ESPN (@espn) November 10, 2020

lmao whatre those

seriously? they paywalled an article about uniforms?

lol didnt even notice that

philly finally missed

from far away it almost looks like one of those bad 90s tattoo arm bands. or just random scribbles.

also lol

Trust the Process pic.twitter.com/HIyfWPNRP0

— BL (@b_lines93) November 10, 2020

looks like EA designed them for a make-a-team option. weirdly i kinda like them! too busy and terrible for sure but somehow endearingly so.

they're trash

is philadelphia known for its....rooflines?

i know being a uniform/court "nerd" is part of zach lowe's thing but him writing glorified press releases for teams when they release new uniforms under the guise of telling some in-depth story the public is dying to know about is really weird

Ben Simmons won: the Sixers are unveiling a new black jersey later today, but not *that* black jersey. The uniform, the backstory, images from the cutting room floor, and a review from Allen Iverson -- exclusively at ESPN this morning: https://t.co/XkXmYOZBKk

— Zach Lowe (@ZachLowe_NBA) November 10, 2020

im sorry but like... do you work for sixers.com?

ok the ttp is kinda funny, perfect for that trash ass uniform lol

yah the lowe thing is weird. mainly cos he has bad taste

do u guys follow uniwatch on twitter seems like the entire —uniform obsessive culture— has bad taste, tho mostly its about cataloging things more than taste

from far away it almost looks like one of those bad 90s tattoo arm bands. or just random scribbles.

― Spottie, Tuesday, November 10, 2020 10:37 AM (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

a tribal tattoo inspire uni wld be pretty tite lol

xp well it's def all dorky white guys w/ no personal style whatsoever so the taste aspect is completely untrustworthy

i only follow for their aggregation skills

big fan of them starting a trend of removing the new era stitched logos from new era baseball hats.

otm

i remember reading uniwatch back in the day on page 2 and the guy would do like two paragraphs about how the florida marlins removed the turquoise trim from their home alternate uniforms for the 2004 season. it was completely insane but i guess i respected the obsessiveness.

i was also unsurprised when he ended up unemployed and looking for reader support

haha yeah its very niche, cant imagine a lot of people caring about the extreme minutiae.

https://sacramentokingsphotos.com/images/galleries/Kings%202020-21%20City%20Edition%20Uniforms-Nov92020_720pm/2020-city-edition-jersey-(2).jpg

i appreciate the simplicity here but the wide checkered piping is pretty pointless.

but add this to the cutesy nickname bin

teams shd stop having black or gray uniforms imho

yeah wtf are the checks doing?

chess board king is a chess piece my guess

i thought of that, the king is like the worst piece tho

Useless little bitch

its simultaneously the worst piece... and the most valuable... something to think about

is philadelphia known for its....rooflines?

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, November 10, 2020 10:59 AM (thirty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

it represents boathouse row . . . show some mf respect.

actually not sure what I think about the Sixers unis. They seem bad-good or good-bad, just like the team.

i loled at Iverson's video narration: "you better expect to work if you want results" v. "we talkin' 'bout practice."

xps to CAD: i've known paul lukas for years, obsessiveness is his trademark.
this is a fun read: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/295889.Inconspicuous_Consumption

Lakers one is so good....

lakers one is nice, colors from minny but then the rest is LA, also not sure theyve ever used that logo on uniforms but its on other stuff

The moment you've been waiting for... #cityedition 🍊 pic.twitter.com/AO7FCNFVfk

— Orlando Magic (@OrlandoMagic) November 10, 2020

i have been waiting for this moment

Juicy!