how creepy is it that michael jordan is still wearing that LONE, GOLD HOOP EARRING?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dma9fvOmbJs

wtf @ adolf jordan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH0mTA9ZCC4

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2010/05/500x_custom_1274097603236_jordanhitler.jpg

how creepy is it that michael jordan is still wearing that LONE, HITLER MUSTACHE?

michael J0rdan

l0l

Finally lost the earring, went respectable with no conspicuous jewelry, a fresh shave and a tasteful Hitler stache.

only way i can explain that stache is that he falls asleep drunk watching the history channel every night so he can't remember where he got the idea for it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V19h37_7I-E

real shit about 1/2 way through the clip when the 1on1's start. MJ showing some of his repetoire but seems like he's always reacting to what the defender is giving him rather than "ok now I'll do move #12 on this guy" etc

"which side do you want?" is classic

lol jordan demolishing little kids, i wonder if he plays much anymore

after that CEO beat him, he doesn't play anyone who's hit puberty

http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/gq/299-1.jpg

back when he had agl

the hitler stache ads are back

is that GQ saying MJ best ever from '89?

wow his hairline is unbelievable in that photo

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0909/cbk.michael.jordan.college.years/images/michael-jordan-ms-pacman.jpg

ghosts runnin scared

lonely air thinking baout things

high waisted jeans are agl (nh)

Lady faints, Jordan innocent

Michael Jordan mistakenly thought a woman who fainted during lunch was left breathless because she saw him walk into Café Mediterraneo at the CuisinArt Resort and Spa on Anguilla over the holiday. Turns out, she keeled over while chatting with a doctor about how to fix her son's broken nose. "As the woman was listening, Michael walked in, and she looked up and acknowledged him," said a source. "She then got so upset by what the doctor was saying about her son, she literally fainted to the floor. The next day, Michael called the front desk to make sure that 'the girl who passed out when she saw me was doing OK.' " Jordan was at the resort having lunch with Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly. The Chicago Bulls legend flew down to the island on his plane branded with a blue-and-white Air Jordan logo of him dunking a basketball on its tail.

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/lady_faints_jordan_innocent_1nPhcHQfvEzmSxmNIug3PP#ixzz1B3OVKInp

sports stars always keep the steez they had from their "career year".. course with mj it was more like a "career career" but ykwim

"his plane branded with a blue-and-white Air Jordan logo of him dunking a basketball on its tail."
phrasing is hella awkward. the basketball's tail?

think they wrote it like that to emphasize the narcissism

man he is gonna be 48 in a month

are bird and magic 50 already then?
kinda weird

http://i.imgur.com/S7yMV.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBFvHzB17S8

http://maxgif.com/1IA

idgi but figured I'd pass it on for posterity

id 'g' maxgif but i'm too embarrassed to admit it in that thread

it's basically "Random GIF generator" but fullscreen. not entirely sure why it's captured the imagination of a generation, but it's fun to fuck with.

is the middle of the gif black for everyone or is it just my computer?

oh now i'm on my phone, i guess it was just my computer. carry on

http://www.complex.com/sports/2012/05/michael-jordans-son-marcus-propositioned-an-adult-film-star-on-twitter

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http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/golf-devil-ball-golf/golf-course-bans-michael-jordan-wearing-cargo-shorts-191351638--golf.html

XD

http://i.imgur.com/dVDZl.jpg

http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/

"sub par" lol

http://store.nike.com/us/en_us/?l=shop,pdp,ctr-inline/cid-1/pid-681776

camo cargos and a lime green polo. my god

http://25.media.tumblr.com/fef8883fe0a4c78308e1aa2ab98269bb/tumblr_mleuw9LaRQ1rv8ty4o1_400.gif

http://i.imgur.com/DulQbov.jpg

Always loved that pic

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1122919/index.htm

He's in regular touch with Buzz Peterson and Adolph Shiver, basketball pals from his Tar Heel days. He enjoys bowling, follows stock-car racing and tools around in a four-wheel-drive Chevy Blazer. If this sounds like a guy who'll someday retire to a trailer park, remember that he'll be getting $4 million from the Bulls over five years

no way FOUR MILLION???!!??!!!? he should retire after that

my favorite phase of mj's career so far is this one, where he is trolling the internet with his outfits. great work.

what u didn't like this phase

http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/michaeljordan1-727579.jpg

haha that was a good one too. i like how inconsiderate it is of him to grind on someone while holding a lit cigar. seems likely that some ash fell on that woman's head.

And suddenly, plays called by Collins were being ignored as Jordan took the ball to the basket. But who could really complain, since the Bulls had started to win? Eventually, though, word got back to Cartwright. He didn`t do or say anything to anybody until late that season, when he told Jordan he needed to talk to him.

There was little small talk exchanged. ``I don`t like the things I`ve heard you say about me,`` Cartwright told Jordan.

Jordan stared at him.

``If I ever hear again that you`re telling guys not to pass me the ball,`` Cartwright continued, ``you will never play basketball again.``

did not know Bill was so gangsta

i can hear him saying that in his raspy three-pack-a-day voice

yeah easy to remember the times he shot them into it and forget the times he shot them out rose tinted glasses and so forth, tho on the other hand he have five rings so it couldnt have been that bad

primarily I remember him trying those shots against the Bucks and never hitting them but drawing the foul despite barely getting touched

he did get a nice whistle, helps

I don't know I feel like a lot of those teams the bulls faced were in fact possibly legendary squads that happened to run into the best team of all time. They were some frightening teams, I don't ever remember feeling worried about the bulls but the only reason I felt that way is because they didn't seem like a squad that would make nearly as many mistakes. And certainly not fatal ones. I think if the bulls were more mistake prone, the teams they faced were more than capable of knocking them out. And it seemed like as the years went on the teams got tougher but maybe the bulls just got older..

the point that gary payton made in the jordan doc that jordan laughed at was actually true that if hed guarded jordan from the start of the series the sonics wouldve had a good shot at winning

With LeBron I guess it's not so much that there is this feeling like his teams are going to lose as much as with extremely rare exception his teams have been just another squad in the playoff mix. Those Miami teams are the exception.

Actually to the point about the warriors, that's what made the warriors dynasty special as well is they were the big dog everyone expected to come out on top. They were never just another team that had a decent shot.

I really would have loved to have seen a finals matchup between the bulls and rockets. Probably the biggest missed matchup opportunity of the 90s.

With LeBron I guess it's not so much that there is this feeling like his teams are going to lose as much as with extremely rare exception his teams have been just another squad in the playoff mix. Those Miami teams are the exception.

― omar little, Thursday, May 23, 2024 11:15 AM (thirty-four seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

ya thats true and even those miami teams lost two out of four, tho tbf they did make the finals all four which is not bad, and then the superteam sitch limited their longevity which makes it seem more like a blip than a run

bulls prob wouldve wrecked those hakeem rockets teams they just have enough star power

As a bulls fan I have no doubt that it would have been an eightpeat

Miami probably should've won it in their first year, iirc Game 2 they were up like 15 with a few minutes to play and Dirk wound up playing some of the most insane ball I've ever seen, had they threepeated the conversation would be a lot different. but then again if Ray Allen misses that 3 in Game 6 maybe the Heat only onepeat. idk just saying so much of all-time greatness seems to hinge on what breaks you do or dont get

yeah def

is it just me or has Jordan fallen off the face of the earth since the Last Dance doc? obviously he's not Shaq and never seemed too interested in the celebrity life but you'd at least still see him in commercials or have him show up to games, it's kind of odd that such a living legend has basically disappeared. idk maybe i'm just not watching the right stuff

he was kinda around when he owned the hornets but basically not at all now since he sold. prob just golfs and smokes cigars and gambles all day idk.

he basically doesn’t like people ihibidtace

He does good stuff now

https://ncmedsoc.org/michael-jordan-opens-another-health-clinic-in-home-state-of-north-carolina-four-clinics-now-serve-the-uninsured/

thats cool

nice

i heard somewhere he's really into fishing now and that's where his obsessive competitive streak has been directed

do we think mj lost anything at these x-ray tables

seems a lil low rent for mj but who knows

congrats to the goat for wrecking nascar in court

yeah, I saw that and thought 'good on him to take on those shitheels'