basketblolz

lopez bros seem p fun

Wes went WWE on @rolopez42 😂 pic.twitter.com/2GYcDDc9RS

— Milwaukee Bucks (@Bucks) November 19, 2019

The reason Melo chose No. 00. It's deeper than basketball.

📷: @carmeloanthony / IG pic.twitter.com/xaV6jV0Ne5

— SLAM (@SLAMonline) November 19, 2019

so deep

-- number of playoff games i will win this year
-- sex number (two butthols facing each other)

poop back and forth forever

Timeout... @TajGibson why you contesting with a shoe at 0:04 🤦🏾‍♂️😂 https://t.co/e2VuMguTUW

— Donovan Mitchell (@spidadmitchell) November 20, 2019

i love Bomani's White Donte segments

"white Donte is going to make a mark on this league that we have needed for a very long time" @bomani_jones pic.twitter.com/iiXsSFdyTu

— HIGH NOON (@HIGHNOONonESPN) October 18, 2018

Looks like @bomani_jones has a secret shrine to Donte DiVincenzo. Talked to him earlier this season for some background on his love for "White Donte" and wrote about it here: https://t.co/dRwILYcE3L https://t.co/YW99U9QuAG

— Matt Velazquez (@Matt_Velazquez) February 25, 2019

White Donte got cooked by CJ McCollum last night and @bomani_jones claims it was due to "a wet spot on the floor" pic.twitter.com/a5P9D33FRj

— HIGH NOON (@HIGHNOONonESPN) November 7, 2018

"(The Bucks) have literally encircled (#whitedonte) and said, you are the best that we have we need you in this role of leadership, of rhythmic leadership" @PabloTorre pic.twitter.com/QAK2nnxxVP

— HIGH NOON (@HIGHNOONonESPN) October 22, 2018

WHITE DONTE IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER pic.twitter.com/YmkokBL6Y1

— HIGH NOON (@HIGHNOONonESPN) November 19, 2019

I picked up dante in our league yesterday and undeniably thought about how bomani would approve

glad i read that cause i had been like wtf dante is a common wite name but didnt notice/think abt that it was spelled w an o

.@KingJames x @DwightHoward 😂

🙌 x 💨 Wait for it.....

📹: @ESPNLosAngeles | #Lakeshow pic.twitter.com/TP9WQ4YQFg

— LakeShowWorld (@LakeShowWorld) November 20, 2019

Dwight is back

lol thats so pitiful is actually funny

I thought LBJ stopped doing the powder thing? So lame

maybe dwight finally found his comedic niche

I’ve told the story before but one time my friend got courtside seats and sat next to a really drunk bald guy and the dude asked Dwight to rub his head for good luck and Dwight did it literally every time the guy asked. Like 20 times. To me that’s a fun guy.

lmao wow

in a way, lebro is the perfect teammate for him. dwight can just be his hella corny self and feel secure about it knowing his goat teammate might be even cornier than him.

the corn show lakers

pic.twitter.com/pzxTijrHbQ

— out of context nba (@oocnba) November 24, 2019

Richard Jefferson says the Knicks were the only team that offered him a contract before he decided to retire before last season.

“When the Knicks were looking for me to play for them, I knew my time in the league was done. I’d rather retire.”

— Billy Reinhardt (@BillyReinhardt) November 24, 2019

outstanding

Lmao that’s perfect

For clarification purposes, it is not true that the New York Knicks offered Richard Jefferson a contract in either the summer of 2018 or 2019.

— NY_KnicksPR (@NY_KnicksPR) November 25, 2019

hahha

heard a pretty good nba joke, u ready here goes
Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?

He wanted to beat the crowd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZkrOz-qVX8

Never forget Bill Walton actually said all of this on live television pic.twitter.com/61yPSK4gth

— B Turn (@bturner23) November 26, 2019

jesus

lool

uhhhhh

BRUH 😭 pic.twitter.com/s8NUx2m34x

— Ball Is Life 🏀 (@BaIIersOnly) November 26, 2019

what the hell

jimmy never change

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EKWf9LsUYAA6irA?format=jpg&name=medium

lol, i can kind of understand why a guy like jimmy is a psycho about "hard work", but jeez

...

20 years ago I was dreaming of “load management!”@nba @Lakers #espn #loadmanagement pic.twitter.com/46zEztMGU4

— A.C. Green (@NBA_Ironman) November 27, 2019

Haha perfect

“i got it Hassan get outta here.” best one yet. pic.twitter.com/jsAIsB5Rsp

— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) November 28, 2019

Jaylen Brown compared Joe Harris' running off the ball was like someone 'running from the police.' Also compared him to Forrest Gump running.

— Brian Robb (@BrianTRobb) November 28, 2019

Bulls/Warriors first quarter was the worst basketball I've seen all year. pic.twitter.com/t8ezJi3TMB

— Stephen Noh (@StephNoh) November 28, 2019

wow lol

Rec league quality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3Oro1_VBto

also rec league quality
he would still be a step up in most cases. he should smoke on air though.

sorry, meant to say he should "vape" on air

you know whats rec league quality your posts about rec league quality

An actual Bleacher Report employee, mad at me calling them out for tweeting about Caruso too much arguing to me that what Caruso has done this year is more noteworthy than what Siakam has. It’s worse than we thought people. They actually believe it pic.twitter.com/nLrtwXo0eZ

— DVS (@DVSWhatItTweets) November 29, 2019

idk if he's really a bleacher report employee, I'm sure he gets a check for like $5 a blog post

Fair

Checked his follower count and it’s pretty low so yeah

seduced by the hardbody

Bleacher report does have a Lakers obsession though, something which obviously pisses people off since if they wanted Lebron talk they could just turn on espn

Yah that’s the core of it.