Dwight Howard said he bought a purple car because he was inspired by Thanos and the sacrifices he had to make to accomplish his goal. Man.— Christian Rivas (@RadRivas) September 11, 2019
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 September 2019 22:15 (six years ago)
lmao
Dwight Howard tried to coin a nickname for the Lakers' second unit tonight: "The Bad News Bears. Not the Bad News Bears in a bad way, but 'we're gonna bring bad news to the other team.' That type of bad news."— Kyle Goon (@kylegoon) November 4, 2019
― lag∞n, Monday, 4 November 2019 03:37 (six years ago)
he was so good against the spurs. he'll be starting soon. the lbj-ad-dwight frontcourt is so huge and athletic.
― i'm not a government man; i'm a government, man. (m bison), Monday, 4 November 2019 03:48 (six years ago)
Dwight Howard is no longer eating 'McDonald's, chicken wings and honey buns every single day'
https://www.yahoo.com/sports/dwight-howard-is-no-longer-eating-mc-donalds-chicken-wings-and-honey-buns-every-single-day-161434689.html
― de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Friday, 8 November 2019 02:36 (six years ago)
he stopped eating candy but then it took him another 5 years to not eat mcdonalds every day
― lag∞n, Friday, 8 November 2019 02:39 (six years ago)
i swear he has the same set of quotes every season just a slight variation on each one
― de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Friday, 8 November 2019 02:41 (six years ago)
Why am I not surprised this dumbass already got pinched for not wearing a mask
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 July 2020 21:28 (five years ago)
lol seems like easy money in retrospect
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 18 July 2020 01:58 (five years ago)
dwight just generally not big on prophylactics
― circles, Saturday, 18 July 2020 05:09 (five years ago)
Lol. If you count the farts too my mans got a real problem with expelling
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Sunday, 19 July 2020 02:37 (five years ago)
he's batman now
Sam Amick: "Dwight Howard apparently liked my idea of going with the "Batman" moniker in this series where he has bullied the "Joker."
"Batman's coming for you, Joker!" he yelled at Nikola Jokic from the bench three times near the end of the first quarter..."
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 17:58 (five years ago)
― Spottie, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 17:59 (five years ago)
https://admin.defector.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/28/2020/09/dwighthoward4.gif
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 18:00 (five years ago)
http://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/original/0/40/1489913-01_copy.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 19:40 (five years ago)
saluthttps://sports.yahoo.com/amphtml/sources-dwight-howard-was-under-the-impression-he-had-offer-from-lakers-signed-with-76-ers-instead-024630843.html?__twitter_impression=true
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 21 November 2020 03:13 (five years ago)
All-Star Joel Embiid also began recruiting Howard, sources said.
big mistake buddy!
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 November 2020 03:16 (five years ago)
those two are gonna be a DELIGHT together
― Clay, Saturday, 21 November 2020 04:53 (five years ago)
https://www.tmz.com/2020/12/13/dwight-howard-lawsuit-los-angeles-lakers-nba/
Dwight stiffs snake caregivers
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 13 December 2020 13:41 (five years ago)
Dwight says he has started calling Tobias Harris “Prince Harris” because after the shot at the end of the Lakers game, “it was game...blouses”— Kyle Neubeck (@KyleNeubeck) February 1, 2021
― a nice controlled drift (Spottie), Monday, 1 February 2021 03:15 (five years ago)
SIGH
― lag∞n, Monday, 1 February 2021 03:43 (five years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOOzpwFn6Tc
― a talented ‘Rebel’ with Balls (Spottie), Thursday, 23 September 2021 18:01 (four years ago)
its painful how hard he tries and fails to be funny
― a talented ‘Rebel’ with Balls (Spottie), Thursday, 23 September 2021 18:03 (four years ago)
he clearly grew up watching a lot of eddie murphy
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 September 2021 20:26 (four years ago)
referring to dwight as "the champ" is a weird reading of his career imo
― "liking" (Clay), Thursday, 23 September 2021 22:35 (four years ago)
he claimed it to be true himself before he even was one
― a talented ‘Rebel’ with Balls (Spottie), Thursday, 23 September 2021 22:42 (four years ago)
seems like the kind of show that would appeal to him: glitzy, cartoonish, stupid, but with a big audience who cheer and scream like mad for every C-List celebrity who shows up.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 23 September 2021 23:29 (four years ago)
I think that clip gave me a seizure. The kids these days with their entertainments, I tell ya
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 24 September 2021 02:01 (four years ago)
I still can't believe this show is real
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 24 September 2021 02:09 (four years ago)
singing competition shows seem like such an old fashioned idea, like a thing that was popular in the mid 20th century and no ones thought of them since, except of course theyve been everywhere for the past 20 years
― lag∞n, Friday, 24 September 2021 02:17 (four years ago)
the masked one is a copy of a korean show iirc
― call all destroyer, Friday, 24 September 2021 02:29 (four years ago)
Dwight Howard was a surprise participant at the WWE Tryout in Nashville today. He told me he legit wants to join the WWE one day. pic.twitter.com/LiUnNqPsdv— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) July 28, 2022
― Spottie, Friday, 29 July 2022 07:18 (three years ago)
the most obv retirement career for him
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 29 July 2022 15:09 (three years ago)
Dwight Howard announces that he's headed overseas to play in Taiwan for the Taoyuan Leopards.(via taoyuan_leopards/IG) pic.twitter.com/ur9KL0Vdxh— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) November 8, 2022
― im a beacon of light (Spottie), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 06:35 (three years ago)
bon voyage you goofy fool
― Clay, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 06:47 (three years ago)
Idk why more washed superstars don’t go this route. Looks so fun lol
― im a beacon of light (Spottie), Sunday, 20 November 2022 03:33 (three years ago)
shaqs hate for dwight has always been funny
Shaquille O’Neal agrees Dwight Howard being in Hall of Fame is questionable after matchup with Sim Bhullar: https://t.co/U2E4qTSPvm— NBACentral (@TheNBACentral) January 20, 2023
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:22 (three years ago)
that is a large man
― call all destroyer, Friday, 20 January 2023 19:41 (three years ago)
yeah he makes dwight look really small
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:44 (three years ago)
dwight is such a clear hofer its a testament to how annoying he is that this conversation is happening
― lag∞n, Friday, 20 January 2023 19:46 (three years ago)
yup
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:57 (three years ago)
would be hilarious if he didnt make it on grounds of being annoying lol. sorry no one wants to hear your hof speech pal
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:58 (three years ago)
i mean it's 50/50 he has to wait a few years as punishment for his jokes
― omar little, Friday, 20 January 2023 20:23 (three years ago)
can we get sim bhullar to join the lakers
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 January 2023 20:26 (three years ago)
over/under on dwight fart jokes in his HOF acceptance speech?
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 23 January 2023 15:37 (three years ago)
haha
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Monday, 23 January 2023 16:19 (three years ago)
Dwight Howard in the 3PT contest in Taiwan 👀 pic.twitter.com/ezlNtpmm4P— NBACentral (@TheNBACentral) March 1, 2023
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 01:06 (three years ago)
still a better showing than mj
― micah, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 02:19 (three years ago)
Dwight Howard’s customized Rolls Royce tuns on when his championship ring makes contact with the hood ornament 🤯💍(via @DwightHoward/ IG) pic.twitter.com/Ns5Nwf4TMF— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPoints) August 28, 2023
― nobody respects the chair (Spottie), Monday, 28 August 2023 19:06 (two years ago)
felt right to post this in here
https://x.com/SportsCenter/status/1708918028157513976?s=20
― is he disgruntled adrian? (voodoo chili), Monday, 2 October 2023 18:57 (two years ago)
x dot com, fucking hell
Deandre Ayton wants to dominate in Portland 😤(📸: @DannyMarang) pic.twitter.com/Jd1IBOvIkv— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) October 2, 2023
― is he disgruntled adrian? (voodoo chili), Monday, 2 October 2023 18:58 (two years ago)