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Reading ESPN's latest NBA Mock Draft results, and while some have called 2019 a "weak year" for the draft, I have decided that this is a bumper crop... FOR NAMES I AM EXCITED TO SAY OUT LOUD. I tried to be conservative when copy/pasting my favourite names from the list of sixty, but still ended up pulling... 22 of them? Obviously this was too many to simply rank so I put them in nine tiers. FRIENDS, FOES AND PEOPLE I'VE YET TO CATEGORIZE AS EITHER, PLEASE ENJOY THIS PRESENTATION OF "WILL RANKS THE TOP NAMES OF THE ESPN MOCK DRAFT 2019 OF THE NBA IN MAY BEFORE THE LOTTERY."
TIER 9: The "mock drafters picked these players 20th and 21st, and i'll be goddamned if i don't mix them and/or their names up forever" tier: Nickeil Alexander-Walker, Talen Horton-Tucker
TIER 8: the "hey that's who i cosplayed in my most recent historical recreation" tier: Admiral Schofield, Louis King
TIER 7: the "wwe local competitor/enhancement talent" tier: Jaxson Hayes, Nic Claxton
TIER 6: the "basketball player? or retirement village?" tier: Tremont Waters, Shamorie Ponds
TIER 5: the "doesn't afraid of anything" tier: Tyler Herro
TIER 4: the "it'll take america 5 years to learn to pronounce this" tier: Matisse Thybulle, Luguentz Dort, Mfiondu Kabengele, Deividas Sirvydis
TIER 3: the "it'll take america 5 seconds to learn to pronounce this, and they will say it over and over because it's so fun" tier: Chuma Okeke, Rui Hachimura, Miye Oni
TIER 2: the "didn't that guy die in a Bauhaus song?" tier: Goga Bitadze
and finally the TIER 1 OPERATORS, the TOP 5 NAMES, the names so good they never need to play a game of basketball to be burnt into my memory forever (but i hope they all play and succeed and make up an entire all-star team one day):
5. K.Z. Okpala
4. Quinndary Weatherspoon
3. Zion Williamson
2. Zylan Cheatham
1. Bol Bol
― deus ex majima (Will M.), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 21:12 (five years ago) link
what are the lottery changes, just flattened odds and they draw 4 teams instead of 3 before going to record?
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 21:46 (five years ago) link
Tanking is dead
― but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Tuesday, May 14, 2019 7:47 PM (forty-six seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
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