It is the years 2018-19 in the National Basketball Association (NBA) - The Regular Season

at lunch

I was taking a walk in the Skyway at lunch, I usually head over the Target Center to look in the pro shop

Was walking along in the Skyway and the Wolves mascot Crunch was walking towards me...I didn't really know what to do, I wanted to ask for a pic but I chickened out so I just said, "Hey Crunch what's up?" as I walked by and he tilted his head and pointed at me

but just upon tasting success and positioned for title contented rose and noah got irreparably injured, which is cursed

not all curses are about being plain bad like the wolves, for instance the original sports curse the curse of the bambino which afflicted the red sox was all about post season failure

I just said, "Hey Crunch what's up?" as I walked by and he tilted his head and pointed at me

― No Smockin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, December 10, 2018 2:45 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

We will gift you a surprise #1 selection (wasn't the odds of Bulls getting it like 2%) which you will use to draft a hometown wunderkind. He will become youngest MVP ever. BUT then a superteam will rip your heart out on your homefloor in conf finals, followed by your beloved wunderkind spontaneously combusting.

Twolves only been around since, what, '89? Slow your roll

also currently employing said wonder-kid

full disclosure: 80s-90s Bulls were an incredible thing to live thru during my formative years. I'm good. Any further team success is gravy.

fuller disclosure: I watched gm 5 of '91 Finals on youtube last night lol

if you wanna talk about someone "transcending sport" its michael jordan

Has Michael Jordan ever showed a talent for anything outside of sports and selling stuff?

if you wanna talk about someone "transcending sport" its Muhammad Ali

Michael Jordan is a transcendent asshole.

wow i think you guys are letting your emotions get the best of you

Michael Jordan single handedly defeated Bacon Neck and tags on t-shirts show some respect

amen brother

Contrast and compare: M. Jordan & M. Ali. Please consider their impact on society and global culture, in addition to their careers in sports. Minimum 800 words. Due at the end of winter break.

“Republicans buy sneakers, too.”

alis global reach wasnt nearly jordans more of a sign of the times than anything mass meadia and so forth but really not comparable, ali obvs a better person but jordan was the most famous person in the world, only an american wld be going on about alis impact on global culture lol

mj slander on ILH? your franchises will be cursed, the lord giveth and the lord taketh away

Michael Jordan single handedly defeated Bacon Neck and tags on t-shirts show some respect

― No Smockin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, December 10, 2018 4:18 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmbo

srsly show some respect even if jordan didnt answer the liberal pop quiz correctly

He refused to endorse an African American running against Jesse Helms because he wanted more money. Fuck him.

man hes an athlete whos really good at dunking, also very nice shoes, why do you require him to make a political endorsement

I don't require him to do shit. But if his only principle is gimme more money (and it has been since forever) then fuck him.

he was a great basketball player and a quite ordinary human oh well

Best basketball player I've ever seen.

Y'all remember that long profile on him from a few years back that related the story of him poking his finger into EVERY donut on the set of a commercial so nobody else could have any? Dude's a prick. He's off my xmas card list that's for sure.

celtics might be finding their grove

up 15 on nola sans kyrie-horf-gordo

it was inevitable they'd figure it out

mem @ den, minny @ gsw could both be interesting tonight btw

Juancho blocks are cool

It’s really weird seeing joakim Noah and marshon Brooks out there

feel like they shd move the nets back to jersey and put those guys on it

Mason Plumlee defense yet again

Steph’s apparently a moon landing denier. :(

what is it with dynamic PG's with extremely good handles and bewildering three point shooting skills and fucked up youtube habits?

fun lakers-heat game on nba tv rn

a development interesting only to me is that of 4 days ago justise winslow has been playing like a character in a sports movie who is suddenly amazing for no reason

Heard something about him playing point guard?

Also bam should be getting all of whitesides minutes

he has been handling the ball more bcuz dragic has been hurt yeah

this does not look like the same player

Justise Winslow dropped 17 PTS in the first half to help the @MiamiHEAT to a halftime lead!

Catch the second half on NBA TV!#HEATCulture | #PlayersOnly pic.twitter.com/SreOHLs9q3

— NBA TV (@NBATV) December 11, 2018

derrick jones jr is insane. the heat have such a weird team.

Derrick Jones Jr is on a trampoline. First for the rebound, then the putback. pic.twitter.com/AStoSeMwtN

— Binyomin Goldgrab (@bgoldgrab) December 11, 2018

not sure he's even good but i love watching this guy

Derrick Jones Jr takes flight in Los Angeles pic.twitter.com/Dd944ioRvy

— The Render (@TheRenderNBA) December 11, 2018

He really flies

Steph’s apparently a moon landing denier.

more likely steph's just having some kyrie-style fun, pulling people's legs.

i thought the lakers would be a 6 seed or something like that but i already have a hard time believing they're not gonna be in the west finals

Rockets and the jazz being trash and Kawhi and Jimmy going east have really messed with the west