It is the years 2018-19 in the National Basketball Association (NBA) - The Regular Season

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the weird thing is almost all players have better non-awkward sounding players-only or personal-life nicknames that are normal and cool like "juice" or "milk" that the media is too lazy and lame to find out about and use

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 21:18 (seven years ago)

the names the media likes are all some nerd shit like the round mound of rebound

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 21:18 (seven years ago)

then the names the internet likes are RWB because typing is hard

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 21:19 (seven years ago)

i dont think rwb is a nickname tho, just shorthand

Spottie, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 21:21 (seven years ago)

theres some sort of overlap like it all dates back to kmart, which was actually a hilarious nickname but also shorthand

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 21:23 (seven years ago)

all players should be referred to as beverages

ciderpress, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 21:28 (seven years ago)

life is nothing without nice beverages

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 21:28 (seven years ago)

i hate the nickname/shorthand/whatever RWB because i always forget who it is and start racking my brain trying to remember what 3-named player has those initials

rondae wallis-befferson

― vote no on ilxit (Will M.), Monday, October 15, 2018 5:26 PM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

all jokes have a seed of truth is all im saying

teen heartthrob Pacey Winger (Will M.), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 21:31 (seven years ago)

lmao that was a grand post

Spottie, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 21:35 (seven years ago)

kmart was a good nickname but then there were two of them in the league at the same time

Spottie, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 21:36 (seven years ago)

Lord Rococo's Chinese nickname is General C, which is definitely one of the lamer ones.

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 01:45 (seven years ago)

the hawks are worth watching just for deandre bembry's defense

Heez, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 04:28 (seven years ago)

wait did anyone make a RoCo's basilisk joke yet

subquestion now that i have, do i have to date elon muks

teen heartthrob Pacey Winger (Will M.), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 19:29 (seven years ago)

suns cut canaan, down another point guard

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 20:39 (seven years ago)

Silver Screen & Roll @LakersSBN

Anonymous scouts are saying LeBron James has been ignoring play calls from Luke Walton

let's get messy

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 21:03 (seven years ago)

im ready

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 21:04 (seven years ago)

give it to me baby

k3vin k., Wednesday, 28 November 2018 21:12 (seven years ago)

bless this mess

omar little, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 22:14 (seven years ago)

let the yard sale commence

Utah will send two future second-round picks to the Cavs for Korver, league sources tell ESPN. https://t.co/lismhVt0JH

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) November 28, 2018

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 23:28 (seven years ago)

utah is reaching. korver is old

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 23:28 (seven years ago)

Utah is also sending Alec Burks to Cavaliers in the deal, league source tells ESPN.

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) November 28, 2018

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 23:29 (seven years ago)

http://www.3pointwisdom.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Korver-Hall-of-Fame.jpg

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 23:30 (seven years ago)

nice work trading for a wite

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 23:47 (seven years ago)

gonna be a lot of old Korver jerseys getting pulled out of closets and dusted off tonight.

Spottie, Thursday, 29 November 2018 00:16 (seven years ago)

aw cuet
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DtIQRElU8AAfDng.jpg

Spottie, Thursday, 29 November 2018 00:16 (seven years ago)

KD to... Orlando... confirmed

Spottie, Thursday, 29 November 2018 00:17 (seven years ago)

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 November 2018 00:18 (seven years ago)

forgot korver was on utah precviousl;y

ciderpress, Thursday, 29 November 2018 01:36 (seven years ago)

he is returning to the red clay earth of utah rip

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 November 2018 01:53 (seven years ago)

i believe it is canon that all the white players have been on the jazz at earlier stages in their careers

Clay, Thursday, 29 November 2018 01:55 (seven years ago)

all american nba whites* are fundamentally the jazz

*non ethnic

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 November 2018 02:01 (seven years ago)

i have already made my white pilgrimage to the *checks notes* vivint smart home arena

ciderpress, Thursday, 29 November 2018 02:11 (seven years ago)

i didn't go inside tho

ciderpress, Thursday, 29 November 2018 02:11 (seven years ago)

doncic might be a shooter

HALLELUKA! pic.twitter.com/Q1i9MmEzxt

— Michael Gallagher (@MikeSGallagher) November 29, 2018

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 November 2018 02:15 (seven years ago)

hasn't lebron been ignoring coaches play calls for like 10 years

J0rdan S., Thursday, 29 November 2018 02:21 (seven years ago)

i'm "a real luka guy" just lettin everyone know

Clay, Thursday, 29 November 2018 02:22 (seven years ago)

hes def a pretty neat player

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 November 2018 02:23 (seven years ago)

i'm on board with him

ciderpress, Thursday, 29 November 2018 02:26 (seven years ago)

So....this Wolves game o_O

The Poppy Bush AutoZone (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 29 November 2018 02:35 (seven years ago)

wolves r good now except at midnight derrick rose turns into a pumpkin

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 November 2018 02:38 (seven years ago)

maybe hes on roids

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 November 2018 02:40 (seven years ago)

rose def one of the weirder stories in an absurdly weird season

Clay, Thursday, 29 November 2018 02:42 (seven years ago)

its cursed

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 November 2018 02:44 (seven years ago)

the wolves have made themselves invulnerable to the curse by wearing prince themed jerseys thats why theyre good

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 November 2018 02:46 (seven years ago)

gdamn luka

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 November 2018 02:47 (seven years ago)

maybe the blazers should do some elliott smith themed jerseys and rid themselves of the 2018 stain

Clay, Thursday, 29 November 2018 02:49 (seven years ago)

The Either/Oregon jerseys

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 29 November 2018 02:51 (seven years ago)

damn you were right there with that

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 November 2018 02:57 (seven years ago)

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 November 2018 02:59 (seven years ago)

aha

micah, Thursday, 29 November 2018 03:03 (seven years ago)


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