basketblolz

"You know what would be cool? Tapioca pudding cannon!"

"my name is steve ballmer and if i want to shoot t shirt cum at my fans i will do it"

before the first Xbox came out I had the opportunity to sit in a room to interview some Xbox execs and Ballmer and he was exactly how you'd think he would be, like all the time even in a room of 8 ppl, super enthusiastic, obv had almost zero idea what Xbox even was

lol

Mutumbo: “Mike, come on man, let’s be real - you haven’t gotten me.”

MJ: “Dikembe, don’t even try it.”

Ewing: “He never dunked on you? He never put you in a highlight?”

Mutumbo: “No, it’s NEVER gonna happen.”

Later that season..... 😂 this is great‼️ pic.twitter.com/kIvOUpEaWW

— 𝐉𝐚𝐲𝐜𝐨𝐛 𝐀𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧 (@Jammer2233) October 18, 2018

MJ got a T for taunting

dont talk shit to mike lol

MJ got a T for taunting

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, October 18, 2018 12:09 PM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

worth it

No easy buckets 😂 pic.twitter.com/dbVBsGJZTZ

— Warriors on NBCS (@NBCSWarriors) October 18, 2018

lmao

the Jordan on my bootleg airs has his whole ass out pic.twitter.com/Qb9zPQXHtG

— “db” (@dogboner) October 19, 2018

The Warriors got him absolutely sick. 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/AKTuHS0S6f

— TheWarriorsTalk (@TheWarriorsTalk) October 22, 2018

Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Anthony Kiedis escorted from courtside seat for screaming at Chris Paul after fight (video) https://t.co/druqf6v2LX

— Kurt Helin (@basketballtalk) October 22, 2018

lol respect

kings of the court shake n' bake all takers

morris bros are the goons we need now

Markieff Morris grabbibg Seth Curry's shorts from the bench pic.twitter.com/CRwsFxm7IG

— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) October 23, 2018

love that dude, I just adopted a Sphynx and named him Gary Hairless pic.twitter.com/OxZpHDMI69

— Handjobs for Ewoks (@jeauboux) October 24, 2018

https://twitter.com/WorldWideWob/status/1055302274874916865

what the heck

John Wall and DeMarcus Cousins were roommates at Kentucky. Wall told me Boogie only wanted to listen to slow jams and he ate all his snacks.

— Kerith Burke (@KerithBurke) October 25, 2018

lmao

i identify so much with that. i ate my roommate's cereal on the reg and then he left spring semester. had that whole room to MY. SELF. i pushed the beds together and lived in luxury.

What is happening on Russell Westbrook’s Instagram? pic.twitter.com/BCoLGnUAGQ

— Chris Grenham (@chrisgrenham) October 24, 2018

westbrook is gonna be a model when he retires, mark my words

Fergie's ex-husband is not happy with Draymond Green. pic.twitter.com/UI8kCFSrYd

— NBA on ESPN (@ESPNNBA) October 26, 2018

he's been holding that one in for a while

Lollll

😂😂😂😂😂 @joshduhamel pic.twitter.com/uGe56k2076

— warriorsworld (@warriorsworld) October 27, 2018

lmfao

lolol

unpopular opinion, but that’s kind of shitty. their beef was with duhamel and the way they clap back is to make fun of gregor more?

what lol cmon of all people kev is playing fun police on this?
It's all in good fun

Note to self: Think twice before you call out the champs.
Well played @warriors #NBATwitterisnojoke #sorryferg pic.twitter.com/W2ePGvEM8w

— Josh Duhamel (@joshduhamel) October 27, 2018

gregor = fergie

otm gregor = fergie

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a black eyed pea.

steph o no

“Frank Niggalina” 😭😭😭😭😭

pic.twitter.com/Swng8OonVc

— KEVIN. (@KevinSparkz) October 27, 2018

lol

Another banner for Boston. ☘️🏆

Congrats @RedSox! 👏👏👏 pic.twitter.com/xAzJphw7Fs

— KG's Area 21 (@KGArea21) October 29, 2018

Clippers gave Austin Rivers a tribute video... pic.twitter.com/EdB8prmAFx

— Bleacher Report NBA (@BR_NBA) October 29, 2018

Hahahahaha

Damn it I can’t get links to work right on zing.

I was laughing at ESPN’s report that Pitino hopes to be an NBA coaching candidate

that was indeed hilarious

bring back rebound row imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOCC0UWVbkA

ha never heard about that

all pictures of boban >>
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dqyf99IU8AAAnXq.jpg:large
(w/ Kristen Chenoweth)

omg

i really didn't think there was a human version of that thing when a giant dog and a tiny dog play at the dog park

She's 4'11". I knew she was a little woman but that's very little.

AND IN HEELS

Hey @russwest44, my nephews are your biggest fans (with me right behind them) and they’re gonna be at the game tonight as on and off court Brodie @okcthunder @ThunderDigest pic.twitter.com/MxxaxiALqi

— Michael Aduddell (@MikeAduddell) October 30, 2018

this is one of the most disrespectful things the nba has seen lmao

Westbrook works out his arch nemesis Patrick Beverley, drops the ‘rocking the baby’ cele again pic.twitter.com/ZvxmHN3bcA

— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) October 31, 2018

Westbrook on his rock-the-baby move: “Put em to sleep, you got little kids on you.” pic.twitter.com/yQPW6ln3A9

— Royce Young (@royceyoung) October 31, 2018