2018 NBA OFFSEASON

yeah i was going to go to bed at a decent hour but fuck that shit

he already called embiid trying to smooth it over lol dog it's time to take a 6 month trip to the bahamas

yeah i dont think this is something hes talking his way out of

Fuck Drake, what a talentless hack

oh no yeah colangelo's gonna have radical reconstruction surgery at the end of this, new name, new identity

his best bet is prob just to tweet through it and shift into a new career as an online idiot asshole who everyone constantly disrespects

hello my name is angelo colbrian, i am a real estate agent from nantucket and im here to find you your dream home

http://www.waterloowellingtonblogs.org/upload/2018/03/07/do-you-want-butter-with-that-giant-bags-of-popcorn-await-who-sells-big-bags-of-popcorn-l-cdfbce584dbe450d.jpg

his best bet is prob just to tweet through it and shift into a new career as an online idiot asshole who everyone constantly disrespects

― sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, May 29, 2018 11:31 PM (sixteen seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*puts on msnbc suit* but we already HAVE a president

oh shit hello sir mr president respectfully you must resign now thank you

when the open-source data analysis tool is finished running, and it's time to review the findings pic.twitter.com/4H0M68CTmZ

— Dan Devine (@YourManDevine) May 30, 2018

Just here to fan some flames so SAYIN that you know when Colangelo’s birthday is? pic.twitter.com/fHkgl5m0R6

— Marc Whittington (@MWhittington13) May 30, 2018

rip 76ers

Kendall Jenner is dating NBA star Ben Simmons https://t.co/IabZqjVHPb pic.twitter.com/frrQWsub4E

— Page Six (@PageSix) May 30, 2018

Well ain't this interesting. I didnt go to the Beijing Olympics so whoever wrote the tweets created a whole rude celeb fantasy for a very specific reason, an attempt to discredit me for my tweets about athletes not wanting to go to the White House 🤔🤔🤔 https://t.co/OozdMUziPL

— Gabrielle Union (@itsgabrielleu) May 30, 2018

cant get enough of this

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DeaSDjaU8AAjw0F.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DeaSDjaU8AAjw0F.jpg

This is so fucking beautiful

Sorry, Bryan. Got you.

Went to “reset password” and tried three of his burners. Every single one has a phone number ending in 91. This is clearly not a coincidence.

*note*: I cropped out Colangelo’s email addresses from the picture pic.twitter.com/qKS7KpIJNo

— Adam (@SixersAdam) May 30, 2018

So basically, the strongest defense anybody can muster right now is "he couldn't possibly be this stupid"

I'm dying here

Nevertheless, Colangelo is denying he is responsible for those tweets and many league executives seem to believe this: It is hard to fathom a GM risking his job in such a reckless manner. Many are giving him the benefit of doubt on that level alone. It just doesn’t add up. https://t.co/BDn3n0os2a

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) May 30, 2018

woj is for breaking news bombs, not for cold takes like this

The amount of media members that want in on the story and the fact that so many prominent NBA people are revelling in it, doesn't suggest a lot of goodwill around the league towards Colangelo

🤫 https://t.co/SKa28yQSzP

— Danny Ainge (@danielrainge) May 30, 2018

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rip 76ers

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i love that simmons went from breaking u pwith tinashe bc she was acting like a kardashian to actually dating a kardashian

god I wish "fake news" never became a thing that people say
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dea2livXUAAKz__?format=jpg

this Colangelo story is delicious

uhh lol

Ben Simmons Broke Up With Tinashe For Doing "Kardashian Sh*t"; Breakdown of What That Means (Photos) https://t.co/UTPrYm7QXq pic.twitter.com/AUFbHuiK0c

— Robert Littal (@BSO) May 26, 2018

Kendall Jenner is dating NBA star Ben Simmons https://t.co/IabZqjVHPb pic.twitter.com/frrQWsub4E

— Page Six (@PageSix) May 30, 2018

i guess we know who one of wpjs sources is lol

Nevertheless, Colangelo is denying he is responsible for those tweets and many league executives seem to believe this: It is hard to fathom a GM risking his job in such a reckless manner. Many are giving him the benefit of doubt on that level alone. It just doesn’t add up. https://t.co/BDn3n0os2a

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) May 30, 2018

it's funny that espn stole woj just as he was losing his fastball

ya, wonder if some ppl stopped feeding him the good stuff because he went to espn

it's not hard to see the conflict of interest there - espn needs to m/l maintain good relationships with the major sports leagues

part of it also cld be some of the sources were shams and he was passing the info to woj

yeah the fact that Shams has so much juice maybe suggests whatever framework Woj left behind at Yahoo was really putting in work

“It just doesn’t add up” is a thing credulous media people say when confronted with hard evidence that someone they’ve been reasonably friendly or perhaps worked with is a egomaniacal asshole who just does irrational things

There’s another good example floating around America somewhere now but I can’t put my finger on who exactly

This is such a fantastically good story tho I love it

This is our GM. pic.twitter.com/0BPJlSZecN

— Eric Jr. of South Philly (@Sixers_Nation_) May 30, 2018

“It just doesn’t add up” is a thing credulous media people say when confronted with hard evidence that someone they’ve been reasonably friendly or perhaps worked with is a egomaniacal asshole who just does irrational things

There’s another good example floating around America somewhere now but I can’t put my finger on who exactly

― gritty tigger reboot (agent hibachi), Wednesday, May 30, 2018 12:57 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) Bookmark

^^

players should be suspended by their teams if they date a Kardashian or Jenner.

the phrase "it doesn't add up" is especially funny because if you read the article's laying out of the evidence it does literally add up!

it's so obvious lol

Steve Clifford was hired as the Magic HC btw

i think the missing piece for these people is Colangelo hasn't been actually previously said at any time that he likes to use phantom twitter accounts to attack his own players and personnel, it is kind of weird that he wouldn't have mentioned it before.

new Lowe podcast is he and Arnovitz talking about the Colangelo stuff

interesting, I'm not completely down on Clifford, he didn't have much to work with on the hornets though i still think they underperformed this year. maybe it was the Dwight curse tho

I think he'll be good in Orlando. Clifford is good at getting a bad team with some talent to play to their proper level. I don't know if he can take a talented team the next step.

the hornets offense looked very pretty at times during their good year

P.J. Tucker played Game 7 after three root canals. Didn't even tell teammates. Was unreal.

— Jonathan Feigen (@Jonathan_Feigen) May 30, 2018

whoa. very tough guy.

the reason i dont think bron has the heroics in him to beat the dubs is hes already maxed out just barely beating indy and the celtics

LeBron James has eight games with a Game Score of 30 or more THIS POSTSEASON.

There are only 18 players in the history of the NBA who have at least eight games with a 30-plus Game Score in their postseason CAREERS.

LISTEN FOR MORE > https://t.co/3ChnusLaPY pic.twitter.com/33BJ6eDXar

— Andy Bailey (@AndrewDBailey) May 30, 2018

oh wrong thread well

new Lowe podcast is he and Arnovitz talking about the Colangelo stuff

― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, May 30, 2018 3:06 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

spoiler alert for non-pod ppl--they can't really come up with a plausible alternative to it being colangelo. they more or less confirm that the accounts tweeted stuff about fultz that is true but is not widely known and hasn't been reported (guessing it's the family trauma/offcourt thing).