what the fuck
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 01:57 (six years ago) link
messssssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyy af
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 02:14 (six years ago) link
lmao
1-2-3-4-5 Twitter accounts!— Zach Lowe (@ZachLowe_NBA) May 30, 2018
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 02:18 (six years ago) link
this is obviously nuts but also i am a lil surprised this doesnt happen more often, like not just sports but everywhere
― G.O.A.T. rodeo (Clay), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 02:21 (six years ago) link
iirc something like this happened with the ceo of whole foods some time ago
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 02:29 (six years ago) link
do you think there’s ever been a sock on ilh?
― Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 02:33 (six years ago) link
i am rc buford if that helps
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 02:40 (six years ago) link
makes sense
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 02:45 (six years ago) link
BRUH pic.twitter.com/hv59PDxlgY— Joel Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) May 30, 2018
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 02:49 (six years ago) link
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 03:04 (six years ago) link
colangelo gotta retire now
it's....interesting that the brown extension is being announced today as well
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 03:05 (six years ago) link
Despite Colangelo’s position, the accounts rarely focus on basketball strategy or statistics, nor show much interest in players aside from Sixers and superstars. In fact, most posts are ignored, scoffed at, or roasted by other Twitter users. While researching this story, I realized that I had muted the Still Balling account in the past.
duuude this piece is fn bonkers, that gallery of tweet screenshots my god who wldve thought management wld take online pettiness to the next level
― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 03:46 (six years ago) link
These coincidences have drawn suspicion from other Twitter users. On one occasion, when someone jokingly replied to one of the accounts with, “This you, Bryan?,” Enoughunkownsources claimed to know Colangelo. “No - but thanks for the compliment!” they answered. “He is too classy to even engage. Worked with him: he is a class act.”
incredible
― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 03:50 (six years ago) link
In January, in a tweet directed at the Twitter accounts of Simmons and Robert Covington, Still Balling tore into Embiid. “I am not voting for Joel, but I am voting for Ben at every change I get,” they wrote. “I love his intensity, his passion and the pride for his team. Joel is a big selfish baby, not my leader anymore.”
fuckin woww
― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 03:57 (six years ago) link
too wild
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 30 May 2018 04:09 (six years ago) link
this is the messy drama we seek here at ilh.
― they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 04:16 (six years ago) link
just breathtaking
― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 04:17 (six years ago) link
the stuff abt his jealousy of ujiri is a real chef kisser
― G.O.A.T. rodeo (Clay), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 04:18 (six years ago) link
between this and pusha revealing drakes love child in a diss track theres some really top notch online drama this evening, bless
― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 04:23 (six years ago) link
yeah i was going to go to bed at a decent hour but fuck that shit
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 04:24 (six years ago) link
he already called embiid trying to smooth it over lol dog it's time to take a 6 month trip to the bahamas
― they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 04:25 (six years ago) link
yeah i dont think this is something hes talking his way out of
― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 04:28 (six years ago) link
Fuck Drake, what a talentless hack
― Joe Gargan (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 04:28 (six years ago) link
oh no yeah colangelo's gonna have radical reconstruction surgery at the end of this, new name, new identity
― G.O.A.T. rodeo (Clay), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 04:29 (six years ago) link
his best bet is prob just to tweet through it and shift into a new career as an online idiot asshole who everyone constantly disrespects
― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 04:31 (six years ago) link
hello my name is angelo colbrian, i am a real estate agent from nantucket and im here to find you your dream home
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 04:31 (six years ago) link
http://www.waterloowellingtonblogs.org/upload/2018/03/07/do-you-want-butter-with-that-giant-bags-of-popcorn-await-who-sells-big-bags-of-popcorn-l-cdfbce584dbe450d.jpg
― omar little, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 04:31 (six years ago) link
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*puts on msnbc suit* but we already HAVE a president
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 04:32 (six years ago) link
oh shit hello sir mr president respectfully you must resign now thank you
― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 04:33 (six years ago) link
when the open-source data analysis tool is finished running, and it's time to review the findings pic.twitter.com/4H0M68CTmZ— Dan Devine (@YourManDevine) May 30, 2018
― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 05:00 (six years ago) link
Just here to fan some flames so SAYIN that you know when Colangelo’s birthday is? pic.twitter.com/fHkgl5m0R6— Marc Whittington (@MWhittington13) May 30, 2018
― they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 05:07 (six years ago) link
rip 76ers
Kendall Jenner is dating NBA star Ben Simmons https://t.co/IabZqjVHPb pic.twitter.com/frrQWsub4E— Page Six (@PageSix) May 30, 2018
― they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 06:26 (six years ago) link
Well ain't this interesting. I didnt go to the Beijing Olympics so whoever wrote the tweets created a whole rude celeb fantasy for a very specific reason, an attempt to discredit me for my tweets about athletes not wanting to go to the White House 🤔🤔🤔 https://t.co/OozdMUziPL— Gabrielle Union (@itsgabrielleu) May 30, 2018
― they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 06:38 (six years ago) link
cant get enough of this
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DeaSDjaU8AAjw0F.jpg
― they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 06:40 (six years ago) link
This is so fucking beautiful
― tsrobodo, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 09:29 (six years ago) link
Sorry, Bryan. Got you.Went to “reset password” and tried three of his burners. Every single one has a phone number ending in 91. This is clearly not a coincidence.*note*: I cropped out Colangelo’s email addresses from the picture pic.twitter.com/qKS7KpIJNo— Adam (@SixersAdam) May 30, 2018
― tsrobodo, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 09:43 (six years ago) link
So basically, the strongest defense anybody can muster right now is "he couldn't possibly be this stupid"
I'm dying here
Nevertheless, Colangelo is denying he is responsible for those tweets and many league executives seem to believe this: It is hard to fathom a GM risking his job in such a reckless manner. Many are giving him the benefit of doubt on that level alone. It just doesn’t add up. https://t.co/BDn3n0os2a— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) May 30, 2018
― tsrobodo, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 09:46 (six years ago) link
woj is for breaking news bombs, not for cold takes like this
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 11:01 (six years ago) link
The amount of media members that want in on the story and the fact that so many prominent NBA people are revelling in it, doesn't suggest a lot of goodwill around the league towards Colangelo
― tsrobodo, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 12:14 (six years ago) link
🤫 https://t.co/SKa28yQSzP— Danny Ainge (@danielrainge) May 30, 2018
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 12:30 (six years ago) link
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i love that simmons went from breaking u pwith tinashe bc she was acting like a kardashian to actually dating a kardashian
― 龜, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 12:39 (six years ago) link
god I wish "fake news" never became a thing that people sayhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dea2livXUAAKz__?format=jpg
― tsrobodo, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 12:47 (six years ago) link
this Colangelo story is delicious
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 14:07 (six years ago) link
uhh lol
Ben Simmons Broke Up With Tinashe For Doing "Kardashian Sh*t"; Breakdown of What That Means (Photos) https://t.co/UTPrYm7QXq pic.twitter.com/AUFbHuiK0c— Robert Littal (@BSO) May 26, 2018
― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 15:32 (six years ago) link
i guess we know who one of wpjs sources is lol
― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 15:33 (six years ago) link
it's funny that espn stole woj just as he was losing his fastball
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 15:43 (six years ago) link
ya, wonder if some ppl stopped feeding him the good stuff because he went to espn
― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 15:44 (six years ago) link
it's not hard to see the conflict of interest there - espn needs to m/l maintain good relationships with the major sports leagues
― 龜, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 16:14 (six years ago) link