2018 NBA OFFSEASON

that game fn rules

lmao

this is good
https://sports.yahoo.com/spurs-reportedly-disband-female-dance-squad-family-friendly-co-ed-hype-team-221721033.html

hahaha sports radio ppl were fretting about this today

These dance teams always struck me as having one basic move: they spread out their stance, bend over, put their hands on their knees, rock from side to side, and whip their hair around in circles. Some variation of that makes up about 75% of their dance routines as far as I can see. They do expend a lot energy but its hard for me to say they generate a lot of extra enthusiasm for the game of hoops.

this is good
https://sports.yahoo.com/spurs-reportedly-disband-female-dance-squad-family-friendly-co-ed-hype-team-221721033.html

― they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Monday, May 21, 2018 7:24 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i mean yeah in theory but doesn't sound like the existing dancers are thrilled

Offer them a spot on the new squad

that would have been the logical/humane thing to do

one of my former students is on the extant hype squad due to his ridiculous dance skills (think HELLA WINDMILLS AND UPPER BODY STRENGTH)

the humane thing would be to pay the dancers a fair wage

Pilates be lit😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/D6SNUIeB4r

— DeMarcus Cousins (@boogiecousins) May 22, 2018

Clippers, Doc Rivers agree to extension. https://t.co/jPMtwYzdvg pic.twitter.com/6pXGnURbVY

— HoopsHype (@hoopshype) May 23, 2018

:/

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dd6DPjwVMAAnBvf.jpg

im doc rivers hello

Bucks guard Sterling Brown talks about how “a simple parking ticket turned into an attempt at police intimidation, followed by the unlawful use of physical force, including being handcuffed and tased, and then unlawfully booked.” pic.twitter.com/wPMhZfS4iU

— Marc J. Spears (@MarcJSpearsESPN) May 23, 2018

fuck the police

Ben Simmons Broke Up With Tinashe For Doing "Kardashian Sh*t"; Breakdown of What That Means (Photos) https://t.co/UTPrYm7QXq pic.twitter.com/AUFbHuiK0c

— Robert Littal (@BSO) May 26, 2018

EL SEGUNDO, Calif. -- With his brother Lonzo watching from the sideline, LiAngelo Ball went through a pre-draft workout with other prospects for the Los Angeles Lakers on Tuesday.

The second of three Ball brothers, LiAngelo isn't sure what his draft prospects are after leaving UCLA early during his freshman season to play in Lithuania with his younger brother LaMelo. But he is ready to tell NBA teams that he has closed the chapter on his brief, turbulent time with UCLA and that he has matured after playing pro ball overseas.

Ball said when teams ask why things ended at UCLA, he tells them, "I don't really remember too much about that. I just moved on, went overseas and just learned from over there and then came back and brought my talent back out here."

yoooooooo

A collection of Twitter accounts has criticized Philadelphia 76ers players and disclosed sensitive information about the team. What does that have to do with Bryan Colangelo? An investigation by @bdetrick: https://t.co/sUn6m3nkBG

— The Ringer (@ringer) May 30, 2018

i think i’ll take the under for the 76ers 18/19 season

whaaaaat

what the fuck

messssssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyy af

lmao

1-2-3-4-5 Twitter accounts!

— Zach Lowe (@ZachLowe_NBA) May 30, 2018

this is obviously nuts but also i am a lil surprised this doesnt happen more often, like not just sports but everywhere

iirc something like this happened with the ceo of whole foods some time ago

do you think there’s ever been a sock on ilh?

i am rc buford if that helps

makes sense

BRUH pic.twitter.com/hv59PDxlgY

— Joel Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) May 30, 2018

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

colangelo gotta retire now

it's....interesting that the brown extension is being announced today as well

Despite Colangelo’s position, the accounts rarely focus on basketball strategy or statistics, nor show much interest in players aside from Sixers and superstars. In fact, most posts are ignored, scoffed at, or roasted by other Twitter users. While researching this story, I realized that I had muted the Still Balling account in the past.

duuude this piece is fn bonkers, that gallery of tweet screenshots my god who wldve thought management wld take online pettiness to the next level

These coincidences have drawn suspicion from other Twitter users. On one occasion, when someone jokingly replied to one of the accounts with, “This you, Bryan?,” Enoughunkownsources claimed to know Colangelo. “No - but thanks for the compliment!” they answered. “He is too classy to even engage. Worked with him: he is a class act.”

incredible

In January, in a tweet directed at the Twitter accounts of Simmons and Robert Covington, Still Balling tore into Embiid. “I am not voting for Joel, but I am voting for Ben at every change I get,” they wrote. “I love his intensity, his passion and the pride for his team. Joel is a big selfish baby, not my leader anymore.”

fuckin woww

too wild

this is the messy drama we seek here at ilh.

just breathtaking

the stuff abt his jealousy of ujiri is a real chef kisser

between this and pusha revealing drakes love child in a diss track theres some really top notch online drama this evening, bless

yeah i was going to go to bed at a decent hour but fuck that shit

he already called embiid trying to smooth it over lol dog it's time to take a 6 month trip to the bahamas

yeah i dont think this is something hes talking his way out of

Fuck Drake, what a talentless hack

oh no yeah colangelo's gonna have radical reconstruction surgery at the end of this, new name, new identity

his best bet is prob just to tweet through it and shift into a new career as an online idiot asshole who everyone constantly disrespects

hello my name is angelo colbrian, i am a real estate agent from nantucket and im here to find you your dream home

http://www.waterloowellingtonblogs.org/upload/2018/03/07/do-you-want-butter-with-that-giant-bags-of-popcorn-await-who-sells-big-bags-of-popcorn-l-cdfbce584dbe450d.jpg

his best bet is prob just to tweet through it and shift into a new career as an online idiot asshole who everyone constantly disrespects

― sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, May 29, 2018 11:31 PM (sixteen seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*puts on msnbc suit* but we already HAVE a president

oh shit hello sir mr president respectfully you must resign now thank you