hello friends it's the 2018 NBA Playoffs, a place where dreams GO 2 DIE

let them eat baseball

games on a friday night, i can see that seems like a pretty bad idea, competition is stiff what with a Paul Schrader film starring Ethan Hawke opening this weekend

omg the nba needs this

Check the REF CAM! pic.twitter.com/4HIB9z4g6Y

— BBALLBREAKDOWN (@bballbreakdown) May 18, 2018

wouldve loved to see that scott foster jump ball fake out

now that there are no nba games on tonight, everyone’s going to discover mlb regular season baseball instead, and no one will ever watch the nba again

— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) May 18, 2018

jon is not dem bois

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwLNwCKaXlc

looking forward to the big game tonight! it's a must-win for *checks schedule* nobody!

Nba too greedy they need to get less many to make the true heads happy

heard there is a basketball game scheduled

unlikely, recent history would suggest there is no more basketball

thats just what i heard

i checked and basketball never existed, it was merely a beautiful hallucination we all shared here together on this website

ILH is now i love hallucinations i am your mirage of a mod m bison who will appear to you as a sentient anthropomorphic bison hello lets talk about *~VISIONS~*

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DdlCu-pW0AEksGO.jpg:large

who u got

i'm sorry *how* much is karl malone???

cp3-jordan-lebron-KD-bill russell

is kinda unstoppable for $14

yeah there are some major price problems here

wilt on the $3 line is plainly absurd

cp3 - mj - pippen - duncan - wilt $15

i'm fine w/ that

the problem is it looks they ranked each player at their position so thats why karl malone is $4 (2nd best PF in their reckoning) vs. KD at $2 (4th best SF?)

also steven nash needs to get off this list

WTF is Stockton?

Jordan - Curry - Dr J - KD - Hakeem

RIP Celtics, it was fun while it lasted.

i've been trying to come up with the wackiest 5-out team that could still play a little defense and am thinking about steph-ray-bron-dirk-kd

two lebrons and 3 kgs

what is the _worst_ team? (rule: cant just be all PGs, actually need one from each position)

my pick: nash, iverson, dr j, dirk, shaq. probably the worst defensively anyway, and a weird fit of players.

the worst team is, "the sacramento kings". thank you

ahem, this is the 2018 playoffs thread. I submit that only the actively and presently dying dreams of currently heartsick and stricken fans are appropriate fodder here.

ffs there was a predictable blowout tonight, we need something else to do

you guys are just so... disorganized. you probably wear mismatched socks, too.

also steven nash needs to get off this list

― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Saturday, May 19, 2018 9:44 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

prob 3-5 players worse than nash on that list

but in the pg category? oscar robertson?

oh were talking about categories now ok

rockets shd consider not doing turnovers

risky strategy but i trust your expertise

i think they had 4 live ball turnovers in a row and the dubs somehow only scored on two of them

mbah a moute...

sloppy as hell from the rockets to start

yeah theyre not lucky theyre down more, dubs missed some easy ones

looks like we're getting Bad chris paul tonight

Halftime show featuring a contortionist shooting a bow and arrow with her feet, very odd.

feel like the coaching in this series is hands off on both sides but... not sure exactly what d'antoni is bringing to the table here

it seems like the rockets have 1 idea

well they're 9/21 in the restricted area tonight, not sure you can coach that

they've missed some bunnies, i also think an offense predicated on getting to the rim in one on one situations is also one predicated on getting fouls and that seems like a bad idea on the road in the playoffs vs a team like the warriors

The roku NBA app is wild. Watching the game from 4 different camera angles at the same time.

am i the only one who thinks steph has been mostly fine on defense in this series?

game over

That got ugly fast.