hello friends it's the 2018 NBA Playoffs, a place where dreams GO 2 DIE

scary terry

i just do not like the nickname, terry is rad

I've got Boston +4, this is intense

too bad terry rozier's last name wasn't mcgarry or sperry or something like that, so they wouldn't have to invent a stupid rhyming nickname for him.

this has been a cool game to just catch ~ the last half of the fourth quarter of

guys terry is just a sincere dork leave his nickname alone

unfortunately i have to report that scary terry is a rick and morty reference

why not t roze...

fun name otherwise tho imo

F YEA BIG ALFRED HORFORD THA GOD

i don't acknowledge that rick and morty exists

lol that is an excellent update xp to goon

yikes

hahahaha can't wait for another round of media updates about how the sixers are better and were just so close

ben simmons, not a point guard? jus thinkin out loud here

We can confirm that Scary Terry and Drew Bledsoe are fans of each other 😂 pic.twitter.com/gYAszgSAzR

— ESPN (@espn) May 4, 2018

like i swear to god i understand homerism but every time the celtics beat these teams the narrative is like *how did you possibly fuck up this bad against the celtics* when there's a body of evidence suggesting that the celtics are just not going to get punked at home in the playoffs.

feels like the series where ben & joel take their lumps and kinda get embarrassed. happens to the best of them, truly!

yeah theyre young players, the offs is where u learn about the holes in yr game

ben simmons had 1 point total in the entire game

I had to look it up but thats not a lot

im not a math guy but i believe its the second lowest possible amount you can score

1 point is def more embarrassing than 0

personally i'm not into these new analyitcs

toronto collapsing vs the shittiest cavs team yet is really something boy

not convinced this cavs team is worse than last years

they just barely beat indy in first damn round!

they were the second worst defensive team in the whole nba!

kevin love is currently shooting ~10%!

if they still had last years team would kevin love be shooting differently?

im not trying to get into metaphysics here

I feel like it’s my birthday pic.twitter.com/NhJXpFPsb8

— beastie (@shakedancer) May 4, 2018

i feel like the cavs basically have the same team

regardless lebron has zero respect for the raptors and just eats their souls in that arena

apparently andrew bogut played one (1) minute for the cavs last season

i remember that

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcUsM3aVAAAPcb2.jpg

lmao haa

haw

oh damn

lol

rude

10 months after a draft-day trade, the Celtics have to be feeling pretty good about things. pic.twitter.com/bewBuIeZXP

— ESPN (@espn) May 1, 2018

Cedric Maxwell had a message for @KevinHart4real after the @celtics came back from 22 points down to beat the @sixers in #Boston tonight... @SeanGrandePBP #celtics #nbaplayoffs #philadelphia pic.twitter.com/KAyJgjDk5e

— 98.5 The Sports Hub (@985TheSportsHub) May 4, 2018

Ben Simmons is just a MCW whose wrestled a kangaroo before

— Beyonce has an uncle named Larry Beyince. Bruh.... (@DragonflyJonez) May 4, 2018

That Simmons photoshop made me laugh aloud, but trying to explain to my wife why I was laughing so hard was impossible.

its a good night for rude tweets

Ben Simmons right now pic.twitter.com/vqnEKVRIEv

— de bleck penta (@fivefifths) May 4, 2018

this was so sick

Jayson Tatum dunk! ☘️

pic.twitter.com/gjDZ5wFo0P

— Jota Junior (@jotaplays) May 4, 2018

lebron james

Was that...Evan turner photoshopped on to Simmons because yikes. That’s not really what’s up but yeah this is when a young team takes its lumps

1 point wilt sign genuine lol

like i swear to god i understand homerism but every time the celtics beat these teams the narrative is like *how did you possibly fuck up this bad against the celtics* when there's a body of evidence suggesting that the celtics are just not going to get punked at home in the playoffs.

― call all destroyer, Thursday, May 3, 2018 11:12 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes otm x1000 why does no one just acknowledge that if you give brad a mediocre team he will annihilate you

Al Horford when guarded by Joel Embiid (37 possessions)
21 points (+36.5 points/100 poss more than his average) on 8-10 shooting, 5 assists, 0 turnovers
BOS has a 159.4 oRTG on these possessions
Horford has attempted 62% more shots than his average

— Mike Zavagno (@MZavagno11) May 4, 2018

big alfred is destroying joel