rolling thread for chronicling the misadventures of dwight howard, nba center

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On his latest Podcast, ESPN.com’s Zach Lowe said he said heard stories of:

“Hawks players learning about the trade and screaming with jubilation into their phones…

“You ask why, and one account was that Dwight would give these speeches before the game about how everyone is playing hard, we want unity, we’re going to… and then go out and play like a blah game where he demands post touches and doesn’t rotate as hard as he could. And everyone is like, ‘Why are you speaking in the locker room?’ But that’s all anecdotal. It’s just crazy how these stories come out after every stop in his career.”

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i have questions, dwight pic.twitter.com/cNdM8jGJLU

— josh (@HoopPlusTheHarm) November 25, 2017

what is Dwight gonna do after he retires other than get his pitch rejected by tnt

well it looks like hes not having more kids

dwight...

lol 35K fine for that

shouldve been his entire estate

listen dwight everyone was fed up w yr shit 5 years ago, this time the fine is: death

lol

This is absolutely amazing.

MCW unable to attempt free throws in blowout, so Scott Brooks chooses Dwight Howard and makes him come back onto court to shoot

Dwight drains both, does Cassell big balls dance, blows Brooks a kiss 💀#PettyWarz pic.twitter.com/qPhV6jdlVp

— Pettywise (@World_Wide_Wob) January 18, 2018

Wishing all of the super dads of #BuzzCity a Happy Father’s Day! pic.twitter.com/P0HBtb2ad8

— Charlotte Hornets (@hornets) June 17, 2018

How many kids does dude have

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— Nick Whalen (@wha1en) July 23, 2018

Dwight Howard’s trainer: ‘He wants to evolve into Anthony Davis, into Kevin Durant, but his own version of that’ https://t.co/6OPjmDfX6L

— Kurt Helin (@basketballtalk) August 14, 2018

Beal and Wall are literally going to murder him

...and then each other

for my part i believe in his 15th season dwight howard will definitely come to resemble either anthony davis or kevin durant, two of the most physically gifted basketball players ever who are playing in their primes and in ways that dwight howard has never, ever, remotely played like before

DWIGHT HOWARD DAD JOKES ALERT

Reporter to Dwight Howard: “Do you envision shooting any 3-pointers this year.”

Dwight: Hold on...

[He closes eyes and makes an intense face for three seconds.]

Dwight, again: Yep, I just made 3.

— Fred Katz (@FredKatz) September 24, 2018

lol pretty good tbf

RIP Dwight's buttocks

http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/25018772/dwight-howard-misses-wizards-season-opener-sore-buttocks

While the injury is not a serious one for the center, he may miss out on the Wizards' opening game against the Miami Heat. Howard's days as DPOY may be over, but he is still a valuable asset to the Wizards, as he came in to replace Marcin Gortat.

Howard is known around the NBA as being one of the top defenders of his generation. Though he's jumped from team to team in recent years, he still makes a difference whenever he is on the hardwood. With his massive size, opposing players know better than to try and get cute around the rim.

https://deadspin.com/dwight-howard-heckled-by-arena-worker-during-post-game-1830513445

lmao thats incredible that it happened at home everyone hates dwight!

uhhh

this whole situation's got me mad and nervous af. nba twitter out here making light of dwight's sexuality and not focusing on his abusive behavior.

yeah, not great all around

wizards just cut him btw

wait what?

i mean what else would twitter be doing

oh my bad mightve just fell for a fake tweet!

wizards just cut him btw

― lag∞n, Saturday, November 24, 2018 11:47 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

source cause there were some fake woj accounts posting this

xp ok yeah

This covers it in one tweet.
Raquel Willis on Dwight

well that doesn't cover the actual story.....

eventually these idiots are going to learn that everyone knows how to save receipts

It covers the perspective people seem to be missing in their rush to use the word tranny.

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I hope Dwight gets what he’s due for being an abusive threatening asshole. I don’t give two shits who he fucks as long as he doesn’t try to fuck them over

having yr goons threaten someones life, thats bad

Yeah

the ineptitude is.....exactly what i would expect from people who associate with dwight howard

Tried to figure out what the hell was going on via Twitter, got subjected to an endless stream of terrible homophobic/transphobic garbage way to go America

Tried to figure out what the hell was going on via Twitter, got subjected to an endless stream of terrible homophobic/transphobic garbage way to go America

Same

I need an explain like I’m five ... and also not an asshole homophobe.

the very short version is:

trans woman claims she was in an exclusive relationship with dwight, ended it when it was no longer very exclusive on his end, began getting shady anonymous messages involving bribes then threats, traced them back to dwight’s ppl including his “pastor,” saved a variety of electronic evidence along the way.

some ppl on twitter saying this same person tried to out playboi carti and it turned out to be fake but idk

the thing about the secret phone number reveling app does seem kinda sus