||| WARRIORS ||| CAVALIERS ||| NBA ||| FINALS ||| 2017 ||| PART ||| 3 |||

june 2016: anything is possible
july 2016: only one thing is possible now, fool
june 2017: i told you

I don't care for the Warriors but gosh I'm glad for Durant.

nah fuck his corny ring chasing

as an individual who has never won a ring i get it

hey, is it gauche or uncouth to have legacy discussions?

ugh i got preempted by a weakass nike commercial with him doing the kobe teeth, maaaaaaaaaaaaaan, trump's america

BREAKING: CAVALIERS AVOIDED A SWEEP! DID NOT LOSE TO DUBS FOUR-ZIP!

anyone who tries to use this series as a point against lebron's legacy can f off imo

sorry for the language

the cavs had a 1-2 as good or better than the warriors but players 3-12 were not close

KD was the obvious MVP choice and best player on the warriors but steph was great all finals. he'll get overshadowed but he finally showed up.

who cares about the owner

LeBron has basically proved to me he is the best playoffs player of all time, edging out MJ, Bird, Magic, Russell and Kareem in terms of his sheer ability to carry a team to victory on his back. But the Cavs weren't the better team this time by any measure.

adam silver gotta bust this trust, go progressive era on this shit

lebron was better than kd and wldve scored 700 points a game in his place

TRUE STORY, BROSEPH

honestly, at this point, im punihsing KD's legacy, you get sub-dirk until you win 4 chips, thats the law

im sorry but i just have to say it its true, abc hyping this kd cried to his mom last time angle is incredibly hilarious embarrassing and fitting

i appreciate KD's love for his mom

KD outplayed lebron bro

matched him shot for shot on offense and played vastly superior defense and committed fewer turnovers

bro, lol ok

sorry nah, KD ceded the ground of a one-to-one comparison when he signed with the dubs. lerbon has to do a lot more than kd, purriod.

LeBron's passing this series was phenomenal.

I wanted curry MVP p bad but his game 4 performance sealed it for KD

im v much enjoying the "steph curry: 0-time finals mvp" narrative

hopefully the nba is discussing rule changes that will enhance the competitiveness of the league like "ban the warriors" or "dissolve the warriors" or "if you're the warriors, all your second half points don't count"

get kds mom to tell him to join the kings

^ I don't hate KD enough for that. Sign him with Orlando maybe?

adam silver gotta bust this trust, go progressive era on this shit

― nice cage (m bison), Monday, June 12, 2017 9:04 PM (forty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol ftr i was asked to pitch a basketball comedyish piece awhile back and ended up pitching "selected transcripts from the senate judiciary anti-trust subcomittee hearing on the golden state warriors" and then i never wrote it bc i am lazy and dumb

i could understand the argument that lebron was better than KD tonight and in game 4 but games 1 and 2 did actually happen and KD had the game winner in game 3

The 2016-2017 Golden State Warriors were a basketball team.

they truly truly were

hell yah they were

https://youtu.be/HBQ2mjkvYY8

lil b was on the podium tonight

is David west actually DMX?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB7MbT3T2Ng

ha nice

NBA champion Warriors skipping the White House visit, as a unanimous team decision per reports.

— Downtown Josh Brown (@ReformedBroker) June 13, 2017

it wld be better if they had spencer hawse and they didnt make any announcement but he was the only one who showed up lol

https://i.imgur.com/GuabVAt.jpg https://i.imgur.com/gkJOgAC.jpg

not for long

im v much enjoying the "steph curry: 0-time finals mvp" narrative

― nice cage (m bison), Terça-feira, 13 de Junho de 2017 01:21 (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this

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http://i.imgur.com/sAaxcqS.jpg

lol

lot of sad normie basketball fans today!

the king of the alts has spoken

KEV WHAT IN THE ENTIRE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN

he's talking about me, the normie basketball fan. im sad, and also multiple people.

saw this retweeted by max r, i think this strategy is one the cavs should consider next season

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DCKtKtLWAAADen_.jpg:large

feel like that can work maybe as a last minute out-of-timeout play, but after enough repetition it won't be effective bc teams will just be like "ok theyre running the kiss set, keep your eyes on the ball"

so eventually youd have to up the ante to distract the other team, like frenching or dick stroking or doing the "suck it" gesture from wwe's DX over and over again until you dislocate a shoulder.

congrats spottie and all ILH dubs fans!